I’m so excited
Behave
>>153138572>Despicable Me 1 alone made more money than Gunnerman (when adjusted for inflation)How do Superfags cope with this?
Color of your cocks?
>>153138591>when COPE
BOOM!
Name one single good movie that Illumination made.
>>153138601Yup, that's what I do. My favorite director is James Gunn and my HERO is Superman if that matters.
>>153138598Eerily pale shaft and vibrantly pink at the tip
>>153138608>Most hated manga of all time>Going to have the most hated ending of all time>Oda is proud friends with several PEDOS>Nobody cares about One Piece anymore so Netflix needs to revive it>All of Luffy's match ups end up him getting GAPED
>>153138615SingSome of the songs are good and my daughter loves the movie.
>>153138559>not Mr Incredible Vs Gru 1/10 it will be dogshit
>>153138601>C-CopeDespicable Me 2's box office btwNOT adjusted for inflation btw
>>153138601You know what’s cope? Bragging about a movie that took 13 years since man of steel. Illumination gonna make another billion with galaxy
>>153138615Uhh… the first Song had a really good part with the gorilla and his jailed dad
MEGAMIND WILL WIN!!!!
>>153138634Mr. Incredible is for Homelander's pity win
>>153138650Homelander will gape Yujiro fair and square
>>153138634Unironically has more connections and point of debate because of multiple movies
>SHITTERman meltyMy troondar is going off. I detect a falseflag of the Victor variety.
>>153138559she called me despicable by the way my money gru
>>153138650Homelander is for All Might, where he wins and causes a meltdown.
>>153138691All Might pushed 8 gate Gai to a standstill. Stay in your lane lil bro
Homelander is going to have a RAPE Battle with Yujiro. Nobody else.
OH NOA SMALL, MAYBE STATUE SIZED METEOR IS HEADING TOWARDS THE CITYSURELY MEGAMIND HAS A FEAT THAT ALLOWS HIM TO DESTROY IT, RIGHT??
>AIIIEEEEE TASUKETE ARTHUR-DONO! SAVE OUR DYING BRAND!
>>153138516Just one last thing, if we can't seem to agree on connections - do you not think the general fight/debate is at least more interesting for Silverhand vs Butcher compared to Jack/Stain? Like, I don't know how Stain is supposed to even fight Butcher in an animation. In order to make it seem like a plausible fight Stain's power just can't even really work at all on Butcher, so they'd just have to sort of awkwardly dodge each others' attacks (which doesn't help when Stain visibly moves like an anime ninja man and Butcher is...well, Butcher). And then when compound V comes out Stain likely wouldn't be able to cut Butcher at all. I also don't think you'd be able to get any interesting rambling from Stain given Billy isn't a hero. Jack vs Johnny wouldn't face as many problems, you'd have fun dialogue, but I still have the idea that Johnny is likely going to be in V's body (which is at his "peak") and they have so many abilities that Jack just realistically has no counter to even if you could say they scale to somewhat similar levels. I also don't remember the Jack fight well but isn't it just him hiding behind a forcefield and spamming machines that Johnny could just...hack?And I also do think Butcher stomps Stain and Johnny stomps Jack, but against each other you do have a bit more of a debate even if Butcher should probably win thanks to nu Boys scaling.
>>153138704>OH MY STREET LEVEL GATES
>>153138725About that...
>>153138650Homelander loses against Mr. Incredible too
The Degun was just another Life Equation. Fucking useless.
>People unironically pushing for All Might vs Homelander Why are you guys like this?If they make that episode Homelander will get Gaped and you niggas will cry "AIIIIIIEEEEEEE STREET TIER SLASHER!" again
>>153138786All Might should fight Kuuga instead
Faggotsbwould never admit it but Homelander's best really was Nolan
>>153138647I have a pretty good feeling he will with his hax options and smarts. His gear ignores Gru's stats and he can more easily set himself up for the kill shot with his holograms and invisibility tech
>>153138786No one's gonna cry "street tier slander" over Homelander, come on now
>Raped by Yujiro>Gaped by Mr. Incredible>Humbled by All-Might>Stomped by Captain UnderpantsDoes Homelander have a single match up he could debatably win?
>>153138786Homelander wins because DC KO is canon
>>153138601Disregarding inflation means you’re a mathlet, an economicslet, and a copelet.
>>153135312The thing with using multipliers with Asura’s power is there’s nothing really concrete about his power growth when it comes to his forms. I’m not exactly sure how much growing an arm translates in his Wrath/Mantra. Base Asura could one shot a Gohma Carrier with an impurity level of 240k but then Six-Armed Vajra Asura could put a pre-evolved Vlitra with a literal immeasurable impurity level back to hibernation. Mantra Asura could keep up (albeit with some help from Mantra Yasha) with an evolved/true-form Vlitra after 12,500 years of reactive evolution. The power evolution is not only very vague but astronomically insane. The scaling kinda gets out of control without really knowing exactly how much Asura’s forms boost him.
>>153138800Why should I care what Faggotsbwould thinks?
>>153138814Homelander RAPES and GAPES cucky fiction, lil bro.
>>153138814He has four he curbstomps: Yujiro, Mr Incredible, All Might and Captain Underpants
>>153138814this kid
>>153138827Yujiro actually could win because he'd be able to successfully ragebait homelander into getting himself killed
>>153138825>all versions post Homelander unGAPING his verse
The skull heart from Skullgirls actually can solo most verses btw but you didn't heart that from me.
>>153138825>Toss up with a guy with a gun
>>153138825>Stalemate against ChuckyLMAO
>>153138631Japan was the only market One piece was given a full box office run. All other markets either didn't carry it or only had it in select theaters for just one weekend. So something that was barely in theaters still got 1/6 superman's gross? Sounds like a win for One Piece to pull that much while barely in theaters vs something that had a full run.Oh, did you think your image was a dunk on it? Funny.
>>153138824Because he is you and you are him.
>>153138559>runescape quality Kek
>>153138740Stain can fight Butcher with lots of crowbar vs sword clashes and throwing knives vs guns at range and intermittent retreats into the darkness followed by ambushes and traps, Death Battle would probably just have Butcher be more methodical in his movement while still being able to clash, Butcher can pull the compound V install as a hype moment response after Stain activates his quirk, it would be pretty easy to have Stain and Butcher both believe the other is doing it wrong and the dialog flows from there, Johnny vs Jack could also have Jack in Rhys' body in a reenactment of the final attack on Arasaka tower with but on Atlas or Hyperion HQ with Zer0 as a possible Adam Smasher stand-in, I think Butcher and Stain are pretty evenly matched as are Jack and Johnny, but agree to disagree
>>153138887>Movie does so poorly nobody else in the world wants to see itGreat point. Maybe if Oda keeps drawing for PEDOPHILES One Flop would do better.
How can your hero compete against THIS?
>>153138814Unironically TFO Sentinel
>>153138746Gai was confident of beating 6 mountain destroying tailed Beasts
>>153138825>Stalemate against KINGtrap's rivalBEAST
>>153138704>Cucky Might is scared of composite GODlander
>Metroman's heat vision isn't even light speed
>pedophilesHollywood out of nowhere! FUUUAARK!
>>153138972>canon Allmight vs composite Homelanderhuh?
>>153138972All Might defeated Thanos to death. I know you’re a jobbers, but homielander is a fraud
The FEATSGOD!...and the FEATless FRAUD...
>I know you’re a jobbersESL Might...
>>153138999KINGRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMinimind...
>>153138999All might is the feats king
Reminder that Snyder won. Snyder Superindians RAPED and GAPED Gunn's sissy libshart soapbox.
Can't wait to see Synthetic Man review this one
>>153139024Geg that troon will clittyleak again over fanfiction while gooning to sissy porn again
>FRAUD Might>featking
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1nqxKCu-fl4Your hero's the w(r)ench,My hero's the rap(i)er.
>>153138916>Deals made before movie releases>Incredibly rare case of any theater allowing anime to play in US>Did so well some markets extended the run to allow for an extra day because of sold out tickets on the handful of shows they were planningI mean, you're only making it sound more impressive by thrashing like this. Are you secretly trying to gloss One Piece by highlighting what an uphill battle it fought and still pulled out the W?
>Mario is 3-2 vs Sonic with no answer in sightSonicbros... how did we become Mario's SISSIES!?!?
>>153138999Yup to the FUCKING YUP!
>>153138725His de gun on story setting
>please care about SHITrio, SHARTnic, and Dragon WEAKNo.
Damn it why wasn't it mega mind vs. doof
>>153139070>Sonic is stronger than Goku>Mario is stronger than SonicMario vs Superman when?
>>153139081Has anyone refuted this yet?
W-who...who could have done this...
>>153139081>Sonic is the FEATSGOD as he is on top while Goku is the fraudYep, yep, yep.
>>153139100Doof RAPES and GAPES Cuckymind harder than BEASTru
>>153139108My verse can do this too! Just not onscreen...
>>153139100because doofenshmirtz doesn’t have any combat feats. You can wank his inventions to universal all you want but he’s an out of shape chubby old man who can at best waddle away from his opponent at half the speed of a platypus
>>153139065>>Incredibly rare case of any theater allowing anime to play in USPlenty of anime play in the US. Nobody fucking cares about PEDO Piece.
Be better men.
>>153138973KWABOOTY!
>>153139081Vanilla's ass is heavier than the composite Dragon Ball verse.
Reminder, Homelander’s only win is on one of the sponsored videos. He validity is the same as Tifa vs Yang
>>153138987You mean a featless Thanos clone?
>>153139135This. Haven’t superhero comics taught us to be better?
>>153139142
>>153138572Mind posting the sales of Despicable Me 2, 3 or 4 for me champ?
>>153139144hey it's still a win and isn't a fraudulent one
>>153138634how about gru vs syndrome
>>153139142God I wish I could fuck Vanilla's fat, massive plapmeat...
>>153139169Shadow…
>Bring me Gwen Tennyson
>>153139168Syndrome would be heavily reliant on his ZPE gauntlets and the Omnidroid. His setting is a lot more "grounded" than Despicable Me.
>>153138572https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Despicable_Me_2>$971 millionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Despicable_Me_3>$1.035 billionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Despicable_Me_4>$972 million>Superman loses to all Despicable Me sequels and even Despicable Me 1 when you account for inflationSupersister...
>>153139182
>>153139181Shitdow has never even spoken to Vanilla in any medium.
>>153139169Not even a furry but same
>>153138650Yamcha vs Homelander (comic fags in shambles)Krillin vs Madara (shonen tards in shambles)Piccolo vs Ultraman (toku cucks in shambles)
>>153139169Every white human male...
A single Minion RAPES and GAPES Superman and his entire verse.
>>153139210Minions tank nukes, and Superman jobs to nukes, so i can’t refute this.
>>153139169Me....
>>153139196Why didn't she keep the bubble on him?
>>153139169I could be the step-dad that stepped up if Vanilla was real…
Gwen fought Way Big and is stated to be above him if going all out
>>153139191S-Surey he beats the Minions, right?!
Homelanderbros...
>>153139232viltrums can hold breath for days, wouldn't have done anyhing.
>>153139255I once saw something hilarious that the Minions 2 released about the same time as Sonic 2, and made like 30x as much in Sonic’s homeland of Japan
>>153139181Classic CHADOW W
>>153139267Then how did he die from getting choked out?
>>153139267Weeks*
>>153139291Mark timed his choke the moment he exhaled back in the atmosphere. He goes into this in the comic
>galaxies fusing just to create a guy>travelling from the big bang to the present in seconds>stars being eaten, used as power sources, used as billiard balls, or flat out blown up>universes and galaxies being created by characters>characters dwarfing planets, stars, galaxies and even universesFVARK I love my verse being comprised of FEATSbeasts!
>>153139169This but unironically. She's the best Sonic woman.
>>153139281never knew this ship excited and im already interested
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minions_(film)>$1.159 billion>all the Sonic films BARELY match the CHADnions and get gaped by base Mario with a handicapKekaroo!
>>153139291Proper strangulation prevents blood from flowing to your brain.
>>153139150Superhero comics are fiction for retarded children.If suddenly, supers existed, Isreal would fall within the month, and every jew would be exterminated. Literaly every crime on the face of the earth has them at the root, and no super could avoid it. If the jews got a few supers, they would be the first fucking casualties.
>>153139169>>153139181>>153139203>>153139227>Not one fucking mention of vector the crocodile fake ass fans
>>153139308What verse is this?
>KEKtor the KEKodile
>>153139384Vector can choke on barbed cock for all I care
>>153139395God of War.
>>153139407
>>153138825>Toss up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x4Rn3_tJk1E&pp=ygUPb25lIGxhc3QgYnJlYXRo
>>153138615Despicable Me (the first one)
>>153139495the BEAST…
Paramount Sonic is less of a fraud than his mainline counterpart
RAPE, RAPE, RAPEKEEP ON BLACK BVLLING TILL IT CRUSHES YOUR SPIRITAGAINST ME YOUR MOVIES WERE ALWAYS GONNA BOMBMOON BUSTING FURY, YOU'LL LEARN TO FEAR ITFALLING ROCK, KNOCK YOUR SUPER FORM OFFCOME, YOUR VERSE IS RAPEDYIELD, TO THE BETTER MAN GAPECOME, YOUR VERSE IS RAPED/dbg/, RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>153138973Supersonic heat vision.But.Instant cutting.Yeah, I'm thinking Metroman heat vision is immeasurably hot.
>>153138631>most hated manga of all time?
>Juan Piss
>>153139495Lmao I remember this being a meme back in the day.
>>153139551>Cuts through a ribbon
>>153139267They can hold their breath, yes, but that would be presuming they get a full lungful of air, yeah?Considering how they breathe in combat scenarios, it seems they usually maintain low capacity breaths.Or Kirkman's a hack.
>>153139200Brother, everyone knows Krillin is stronger than Madara.>>153138650Mr Incredible would BTFO Homelander.>>153138691SISSYlander would get splattered by All Might.All Might is both faster and stronger.
>>153139527>This is MFTL!>Flag is slowly waving in the background
>>153139578>Multistory ribbon>InstantlyI feel like I don't need to clarify this, but I am going to, I'm joking.
>>153139589Neither All Might nor Bob can watch a laser in slow motion. Homelander can. He’s absurdly faster
>>153139495Bro that was actually so sick. Like I should show my wife this.
BRING ME SPINELBRING ME FOX MR. FANTASTICBRING ME DHALISMBRING ME JACK SPARROWBRING ME ELASTIGIRL
>>153139544Super Sonic got bullied by base Shadow. He’s a fraud
>>153139605I assume everyone here is making tongue-in-cheek jokes, anon.
>>153138830>>153138814This might be the only one Homelander can handle.And that's because the Brightburn kid is still a kid lmao, give him 2-3 years and he'd probably break Homelander over his knee like Bane did to the Bat.
>>153139607
>>153139595MFTL+ flag.
>>153139384Fuck that crocodile. Vanilla is MINE. I'd cuck Vector if given the chance.
>>153139619He got caught off guard, and recovered, and then started to kick the shit out of him and send him to the moon
>>153139627>Mainline Comics Mr. FantasticI said FOX Mr. Fantastic.
>>153139291Conquest took exhaled just as Mark hit him so he didn't have time to get more breath in before Mark began choking him.
>>153139668
>>153139627AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!
>>153139430that's never happened in God of War though?>>153139572>Reedfagslmao
>>153139589Homelander is MFTL due to A-Train. He speedbitzes FRAUD Might.
>>153139686Just because you didn’t see it happen doesn’t mean it couldn’t happen.
>>153139627>the big no no gamer wordNot today, Satan!
>>153139655Charmy the Bee…
>>153139572CHADnon!!!
>>153139384>>153139435>>153139655>>153139704https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0FjbK8Y4JQ&pp=ygUia251Y2tsZXMgY2hhb3RpeCBkZXN0cnVjdGl2ZSBwb3dlcg%3D%3D
>>153139607Nigga Homelander's stated top speed in flight is like mach 3.He is only a menace to his own verse lolAll Might is mach 10.>>153139694A-Train's noted top speed is just barely above mach 1. Homelander is only about 3 times faster than A-Train and that is only when flying.All Might meanwhile at his peak was mach 10.Come to think of it, Deku and Shigaraki would also fraudcheck the SHIT out of Homelander even harder.
>>153139395Earthworm Jim
>>153139674Do Megamind and Roxanne ever actually kiss in the sequel/TV show?
>>153139674
>>153139728>stated top speedWhere?A-Train literally JUST watched a laser slowed in time, then dodged multiple lasers in succession.
>A-Train is FTLonly on /dbg/ will a nigga argue this as fact...
>>153139757BEASTion
>>153139655What the fuck Espio?!
>>153139757is this feat better then Megamind walking to the Grand Canyon and back in less then an hour?
>>153139728Yeah…I’m gonna need a source on any of these “stated top speeds”.If none is provided then CHADlander beats up and cucks Deku and Shigaraki and All Might all at once.
>>153139626That would restore a bit of my faith in humanity. But when it comes to powerscaling.
>>153139757https://youtube.com/watch?v=swb7JSBm_V8
>>153139766We literally just saw this speedblitz light.And it’s spelled niggER here, dumb nigger.
The only reason Homelander is downplayed is that he's a self-inflating asshole
>>153139813Post Homelander destroying a planet
>>153139809POST IT NIGGERPOST HIM DOING SOIF YOU MEAN THE STARLIGHT FIGHT, HE IS DODGING HER AIM
>>153139792>tricycles around the planet in an 8 second gifMTFL
>MHAsissies getting BTFO yet againMust be a day that ends in Y.
Need a fight with this feel
>>153139827We already did?Read the thread dumb fuck: >>153139527
>>153139813he's downplayed because he is the definition of a big fish in a small pond lmaobro got hurt by a regular spoon to his ear, and got confronted by 3 dudes who's punches only left cracks in the walls, which had him fleeing like a BITCH
>>153139843Mhasissies can’t read.
>>153139848I could say the same of every “big” verse.Deku’s whole verse gets killed by bullets.
>>153139843>flag moving in the backgroundyeah bro, totally FTL
>>153139840Oddly enough, Goku vs Superman.
>I'm aiming for absolute victory>*goes up against another street tier*
>>153139796canon btw
>>153139868You literally see the laser as slow as treacle. Sorry if this upsets you, sissy
>>153139868FTL flag
>>153138823Souls reach higher than impurity levels so maybe there's something there, Gongen Wyzen was worth hundreds of millions of souls while the Brahamastra shot that took out Berserker Asura was worth three-fourths (or 30% depending on the translation) of the mantra they had (7 trillion). Olga says Sakra Devanam Inda Deus is using 7 trillion souls but she's not the most reliable source
>>153139840I want to see Destoroyah in a Death Battle.
>>153139870All of them?
>>153139881his vision isn't fucking laser visionit is HEAT vision, with heat so hot that it is visiblecope and seethe
Fuark.
>>153138632Is she fuckable?
>>153139894Yes
like they even mention in the show when A-Train had his race with that other dude that A-Train's top speed was 'in excess of 1000mph'and he was sweating over the race against a dude who was below mach speed and genuinely worried he might loseyou want me to believe this nigga is light speed?lmao
>>153139902>his vision isn't fucking laser visionYes it fucking is???They’re called lasers more rimes than you can count.Holy LMAO your mhasissy cope is next level now, that’s hilarious KEK
>>153139906>NBOC>no refutationYep. Yep. Mario RAPES and GAPES Sonic (who can have Superman's punching bag as a treat I guess) and his verse
>>153139938Literally the beginning of the series? Try harder mhacuck. We saw him speedblitz lifht, unlike Cuck Might
>>153139572Why is One Peice in an adventure time episode?
>>153138957But Frank my hero IS Frank
Okay, but does Homelander have any actual impressive destruction feats
>>153139619Base Shadow is just that STRONG
>>153139940H E A TV I S I O N
>>153139902All forms of radiation are the speed of light, anon, thermal or otherwise. There’s no coping your way around this, The Boys speedblitzes MHA fair and square.
>>153139894Godzilla JuniorDAMN!
You know what, I'm not gonna be baited into this anymore.the Boys is not FTLnot a single person in it is FTL
>>153139973Nice wiki page loser, kek. Heat vision is lasers. Even your screenshot wiki page calls them lasers, if you can wipe the tears out your eyes and read.
>>153139993You saw them speedblitz light. Cope and Cry because they have better feats than Mhacuckverse
Heat Vision is laser vision.Mhacucks you may now continue your meltie (as CHADlander blitzes your verse)
>>153139995>no refutation to the fact Mario RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his verse.Yep. Yep.Yep. Yep.
>NBOC
Eck-hemm. To quite the mighty SCHOLARlander himself:“You stay the fck back, or I'll laser you, goddmn it! I will laser every fvcking one of you!”A-Train speedblitzed lasers onscreen.
>>153139934Destoroyah vs Irys would be the most ideal one even if Irys gets slaughtered. I KNOW there's fanart of the two fighting, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.
>NBOCNintendo broke our clitties?Poor sonic...
>MHAsissy mad because CHADlander outspeeds anyone in MHA
>>153140047He has such a way with words...
>building level FTL+ vs mountain/island/large country hypersonicErm, doesn't Homelander still lose this
KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGnnnnniiiiiiicccc!
>>153140066N-NO! IT’S NOT FAIR! LASERS AREN’T ACTUALLY LASERS IF I CRY ABOUT IT ENOUGH!!! H-HEAT’S NOT A LASER RIGHT???
I actually do like the Chaotixs and glad that Sega is at least giving them attention with that YouTube mini series.
>>153140089Yes.
>Sonic>MHA>The BoysThe JESTERS have arrived.
>>153140089If he had laser harder than a BVLLet (he can) he wins.
>>153140091Based and unproblematic
>>153140091>Sonic has no love interests So he cannot be cucked.
>>153140089Hilariously yes.
>>153140106FUARK THEY’RE SO WEAKKKK!!!
Sukunabros Gege is sinking our chances at an episode as we speak
This new Mhasissy cope is hilarious.https://www.consideramazon.com/assets/pdf/TheBoys_408_2ND_YELLOW_032023.pdfThe Boys publishes its scripts. Pull any one of them, then Control-F ‘Laser’. They’re Lasers
>>153140106KWAB!
>>153140124>Guy who draws manga about high school girls periods and them getting naked is a pedophileWow.....who saw that coming....it's almost like the entire country is full of them
THE MOST POWERFUL PEDOPHILE IN FICTION
>NOOO HIS HEAT VISION IS FTL!>Hughie dodged it while crawling around in a vent?
The Boys is nowhere close to being as big of a lolcow as Sonic or MHA, at least them rack up a bunch of pity wins first before making that claim
>>153139655Shadow Won
>>153140147No that's Deathstroke
>>153140106This is the strongest villain in their verse btwHe was still gaped by bullets in the final arc btwDeku also has to duck and hide from bullets btw
>>153140111Actually, when you think about it, Sega is cucking sonic by preventing him from ever finding love.
>>153140150Post Hughie dodging it.
I AM A KEKI AM A VIIIIIIRRRGIIIN!
>>153140147SAYS WHO?
>>153140176OPUSnic...
>>153138631>>Oda is proud friends with several PEDOSUh...Hal?
>>153140177There it is. Thanks, anon.
>>153140147... is the Man of Steel Clark Kent!
Why are we pretending that plot gun is not the strongest weapon in fiction?
In all seriousness, /dbs/-lite posting aside - who are you rooting for, and who do you think will win?
>PEDODA>PEDGEGE>FUJIPEDOWhy are so many mangakas actual pedophiles?
>>153140147Not so fast
>>153140151the Boys is absolutely an lolcow, especially the comic because it's just Garth Ennis and his faggy whining about superheroes
>>153140194But if a gun is the strongest weapon in fiction…and Homelander is bulletproof…then…
>>153140124reminder that Tite kubo openly tells these people to fuck off
>>153140201GruGru
>>153140201GruGruI just don't find the Megamind arguments convincing.
>>153140201Gru, solely because The Minions >>> any and all technology and superpowers on either side
MHA would've been better if it was written by Garth Ennis btw.
>>153140201Rooting for Gru and I think Gru will win. Better arsenal, Minions overwhelm Megamind's brain bots, even if they're outnumbered. The Degun was a meme and his only hope. MM can't even scale to Metroman. Unless there's something else he has that nobody noticed then he's fucked.
>MHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHASee?
Didn't the discount wonder woman in The Boys pierce John's ear with a regular pencil
>actually, it's called ephebophiliaWhat character said this?
>>153140201Gru for both, Megamind seems like a fraud and his wincons just seem to boil down to "hax" when Gru also has plenty of hax on top of power and speed
>>153140161and yet anything they still output far more damage than SISSYlander ever has
>>153140201Rooting for Megamind, mainly because I’ve never been a fan of Illumintion. Expecting Gru to win though
>>153140225>>153140233>>153140234>>153140240Gru sweep
>>153140254Clearly not since Dabi’s building-level bomb was the canon strongest attack in the series
Post All Might tanking a full force laser.
>>153140241They are eternally obsessed with their MASTERS.
>>153140220holy FUARK>>153140245Yes lolHomelander got beat up and hurt by guys who's punches were only cracking walls in a normal house btwso badly that he fled like a SISSYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfEY23hXRRg
Post your hero breaking down a locked door.
>>153140277>LEECHnic trying to feed off a hand he already bit
Another flawless victory for the kings.
>>153140201I think Megamind has the chainscaling to outwank most of Gru’s stuff but the Minions are all Hydrogen Bombs and there’s no countering them
>gets shit on and treated like a punching bag by /dbg/>"Heh...obsessed."KEK! MHAsissies are so pathetic.
>>153140201Rooting and betting Gru. Outside of the Metroman formula Gru has better physical stats and while his gear isn't as crazy as some of Megamind's it makes up in quality. Plus the minions just are better than Megamind's drones
Digimon, Yugioh, Beyblade, Bakugan, Yo-kai Watch, Monster Rancher and Palworld all easily RAPE and GAPE my verse...
>>153140279Post cucky Deku not getting blitzed by Nighteye, who has NO POWERS
>>153140292G.
>>153140320We know Sonic...
>mindbreaks /dbg/sissies
>>153140326T-Tien, don't look...
>>153140320Pikachu...
>>153140304Megamind doesn't need to kill the minions to win though, he only needs to kill Gru, who doesn't scale to the Minions durability feats
>Minapedo
>>153140272Dabi's suicide bomb was far beyond building level and that's while it was being blocked heavily by Endeavor and his mother.
>>153139888>Souls reach higher than impurity levels so maybe there's something thereThe things with souls is that there really isn’t a concrete rate of conversion from soul to Mantra. All we have to go off is how much power the Brahmastra can output but it’s a pinpoint precision machine with not many feats aside from clashing with Berserk Asura. The fact of the matter is that even after having 7 trillion souls, the Seven Deities still did not consider that enough to defeat Vlitra and still kept soul reaping. I doubt at that stage they were prepared for Vlitra and the Mantra Reactor being able to store an extreme amount of Mantra/souls to keep Asura from overheating himself to death says a lot.>Olga says Sakra Devanam Inda Deus is using 7 trillion souls but she's not the most reliable sourceThat’s really strange because Berserk Asura made the Fortress lose 3/4 of its accumulated Mantra like you said and there wasn’t a big timeskip that passed for them to get more Mantra. So whatever power Indra Deus had should not be 7 trillion souls worth but he could still manhandled both Yasha and Asura at the same time. Endgame Yasha should massively outscale Berserk Asura and the Brahmastra’s power thanks Mithra’s boost and being able to keep up with Vlitra’s final form. Basically, the upscaling just feels so vague and messy which is why I can’t really pinpoint a good multiplier to put on Asura’s forms or Yasha.
>>153140323Nighteye explicitly has future sight which is in fact a power. That said MHA is a stupid verse where characters without strength enhancement abilities can toss objects with enough force to imbed a man in concrete
>>153140320Oh, sorry, I forgot to include Pokemon. Anyway, I'm an MHAbro who dreams of getting raped by big monsters from all of those franchises...
>>153140320Ryu…
>mha gets shit on>hides behind other verses to attack pokemon We know it's you MHAtroon
Post cucky Enji not needing help from his family to contain a building level explosion.
>>153140320Magic the Gathering…
>>153140382... canonically has FF scaling so it can't be them
>>153140323>has literal future sight>no powers?>>153140362I feel like baseline humans(at least ones with quirks) are stronger than people with no quirk naturally. Seems to be a thing with most super powers/heroes/villains type verses. Then you have Endeavor who's quirk is 'I BURN YOU' who is also built like a brick shithouse and can manhandle a nomu(a weaker one, but still).
>>153140377It's all they can do. They know Giovanni's gonna gape AFO.
>Blue RAPES and GAPES Bakugo>Giovanni RAPES and GAPES AfO>Misty RAPES and GAPES Tsuyu>Red RAPES and GAPES Deku>Guzma RAPES and GAPES Overhaul>Pokemon is the weakest monster collector which means every other monster collector RAPES and GAPES MHA even harderFunny.
BEAST!
My hero is a bad role model for the youths…
>>153140379>building levelIt was only that because a lot of it got smothered by Endeavor's flames and by Rei's ice cooling it down
>>153140348Gru is faster and has better reaction times
>>153140201Megamind’s Lasers and Guns need recharges, Gru’s don’tGru’s weather gun counters the dehydration gunThere’s no counter to the shrink ray, other than dodging with laser scalingAnd once we get into scaling the Minions just steamroll because there’s no way of defeating them all and they each range from nuke to planetary
>>153140406All this is true btw.
What's stopping Megamind from popping the Metroman Formula?
Gru wonIsrael won
>>153140433The fear that Gru will UNLEASH the MegaMinions
>>153140433He SUCKS at using Metroman's powers. The formula also takes a while to activate.
>>153140406TRVTH NUKE!
>yet another MHA humiliation ritualThis is why I love /dbg/.
>>153140397Wow, he got blitzed by a guy with no physical superpowers, lmao! Athletic human level
>>153140433 the Metroman formula doesn't give all the powers immediately, you need to train them
>>153140353Right, it was at least a small hillside level. Holy fuark…
>>153140382kek no
>>153140463One hydrogen bomb and two coughing babies
I don't need feats. I'm stronger without them.
>>153140463TITAN!KING!jobberpedorats
>>153140463Jester.Jester.GODS.
>>153140463THE WEAKEST OF THESE HALLS...oh, and Pokemon is there too.
>>153140151The Boys was always a pisstake. At the time it came out Invincible, Ultimate Marvel, and a dozen others were doing the "our edgy superhero universe" thing and the Boys was a parody of that. The Seven are canonically as incompetent as they are depraved and aren't legally allowed training or to fight real crime.
>>153140459Future sight lets you do a lot of things, especially since that was still early in the series and Deku was still far from mastering percentages of OFA.If Deku used OFA at 100% he would have splattered Nighteye, which is explicitly what he was training, NOT to do.And humans in MHA are a lot stronger and faster than normal humans.
I waved my hand and accidentally annihilated every shonen verse in existence. Whoops.
>>153140479KINGtos!
>>153140397That checks out honestly. It's still silly to see imho
>>153140390>SLOPIVERSE BEYOND HELP ME!
I FIGHTTO BE THE C-U-CKIEST ALIVE
Hey Shiggy look what I got
>>153140503It's okay, Sonic. They're all made by PEDOPHILES anyway
>>153140400
>>153140463The eternal jesters!... and pokemon.
>>153140433He wouldn't be instantly metroman levels of strong since we saw that tighten needed time to get used to the powers and even then he was nowhere near as fast as metroman
>>153140518*regens past it*what not?
>>153140508....oh and MHA and Sonic are there too.
>>153140498It doesn’t let you move faster than your regular body.No matter what “le percent!!!” Cucky deku needed to LOSE against a normal human, he’s a pathetic weakling whose superpower got blitzed by regular human scaling.
>>153140503The Mask…
Darkseid solos every single shonenverse
>Bring me Chara
>*regens past it*>what not?
>>153140518ZOINKS
>>153140518
>>153140548is what i’d say if he didn’t job to Sonic
>>153140518JINKIES!
>>153140548>Jobs to off screen Haki Lol
Dekutroon is getting uppity. Reminder: BVLLmillion remained a better successor to All Might than your pansy villain-apologist.
>>153140548It'd be concerning if DC's ultimate bad guy couldn't beat shonen
Did someone say "GUN".
>>153140089>Homelander/Soldier Boy watching as All Might/Endeavor blows up every single fucking country on the planet trying to catch him (he'll get him eventually)
>>153140533what the fuck did you just say to me?
Give him a match up
>>153140594>refused to take OFA from Deku because “you’d be a worthless loser without it bro!”>Deku wastes it and destroys it anyway>becomes a sad worthless loser anywayYou are right, but Lemillion is a loser for not taking it away from Deku.
>>153140615
>>153139757ENTER
>>153139757Prove this Minion could not speedblitz Megamind on that tricycle
>>153140607>Country level MHAlol
>he's here
ENOUGH
Broly like Earth
Deku? Sonic knows he's no contest. He approaches him and mocks him. Sonic turns his back on Deku and peeks behind him, Deku catches a glance at his cute tight blue asshole and his face turns red. Deku bites his lips and sprints at a BLAZING Mach 10. Sonic yawns at how slow Deku is then laughs at how gay he's become. Deku stumbles upon himself to take off his pants and his little plush ultra begins to Detroit Smash Sonic's asshole. Sonic grabs his hands from behind, another tight grip Deku cannot escape. Sonic keeps calling him a faggot for enjoying this so much. KO!
>>153140514CHADkubro
Hey guys watch this.>mobius
>>153140514Deku...
>>153140711Deku and Shigaraki are faster than All Might's mach 10 speed.
>>153140748Deku can’t even run on water.
My height? 6'0 flat.My wife? A 17 year old girlMy bank accounts? Bloated and rise in tandem with Israel's interests.My salary? Makes brownies seethe.My IQ? Higher than the collective of the threadMy chest? Huge with gorilla like chest hair.My hero?
>>153140430>>153140451>>153140480>>153140516>>153140546>>153140558>Schizo is tagging himself again
I think 19 years is the ideal age for a woman.
>>153140758GRRRRRUUUUUUUUUTTTTTOOOOSSSSS
>>153140748Everything else is accurate though
>>153140758ASTOLFOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>153140782No.
does that dude just commission art of his OC beating up everybody and taking their women?kind of based, but also really fucking pathetic and autistic
>>153140809it’s AI (so i hope it’s not commissioned)
>>153140666>This is the second time a Sonic post has gotten demonic getsArchangel Michael obliterates Satan in the end times
>>153140666Sametanic
>>153140813Based
>>153140839>>153140836
>>153140840Jiren RAPES him
Enough!I YELL for women's body autonomyI HOLLER for people of colorI SCREECH for immigrantsI SHRIEK for LGBTQ+ acceptanceI SCREAM for neurodivergent folkI ROAR for trans kidsI HOWL for the differently ableI BELLOW for a more inclusive world full of BETTER MEN.
>>153140865>>153140879
>>153140772True
>>153140865ROARtos. That is all.
>>153140840Is this nigga the only DB donut steel on Sonic OC level of schizophrenia?
Most powerful female wizard coming through
>>153140909BVILT for Astolfo's girthy cock.
Did something interesting happened in the boys season 5 premiere?
>GODtroon
Death battle?
>>153140978This is a way ERP and Edrama general
>>153140946>Everyone is ignoring thisUH OH, IS /dbg/ TRYING TO IGNORE A PEDO IN THEIR RANKS?
>>153140965A-Train did a timestop on laser vision (MTFL)Homelander then equalled A-Train’s speed in a fight and killed him
Just because we’ve never seen Deku timestop a laser doesn’t mean he couldn’t!
>>153140620>>153140716>>153140785>>153140813>>153140840WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NIGGER
>>153141014By that logic, just because we haven't seen my hero beat the shit out of Deku dosen't mean he can't.
>Hello, police? OP is being a faggot schizo again
>>153140914What is scp-4028 doing?
What the actual fuck is going on?
>>153141106we're broken
>>153140201Megamind, the Minions have impressive stuff but Megamind seems to be comparable and basically out stats Gru. The Minions are also some what unreliable and easy to distract.
>>153141106Schizophrenia
>>153141106A schizo RTHing for 50 posts straight
>>153141106Unchecked AutismNot even the good kind that does calculations
>>153140893>>153140946>>153141036>>153141073Wasn't me.
>>153141117>Basically out stats GruIn what world?
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153141111>listroon not a pedophilehe has a list of minors he likes to roleplay as getting raped and mind controlled
JANNY KILL THEM ALL
>TFW Overlord is now too irrelevant to get any match ups
>>153141204oh it's you
>>153141187good
>>153140201IMO it's gonna be another Spawn Rider scenario. Gru and The Minions have the physical stats down, but I feel Minion/Chum and Megamind's hax + The Minions in all honesty not being that useful (outside of early archienic-like gag feats) will net Megamind the win. I can feel it in my bones, and outside of Wily vs Tom my bones have yet to be proven wrong.The De-hydration isn't even Megamind's best option for incapacitation, he can straight up just de-atomize or de-moralize people
Listtroon, don't kill yourself
I love getting harassed on the internet
>>153141295Tony the Tiger…
>leave the entire viltrumite empire to me
>>153141187maybe try having an actual story next time
My resume includes posting on 4chan
>>153141332Cheetahs would get fucking bodied by Tigers irl.
>>153141354Guys, why is this anon shilling for a porn artist?
give him a MU
>>153141355Speedblitz gg
mods, can we please get a filter for kill yourself listtroon?
>>153141386He already had one. He fought Iron Fist and fucking obliterated him.
>>153141427My hero would tank that
What causes this kind of meltdown?
>>153141418>S-S-S-Speed-They get fucking merked by literally most predators because they use up all their energy to run fast.They're also inbred as shit.
>>153141461Speed is the only stat that matters. Cheetah wins.
>>153141456An ouroboros of two fat adult men raging at eachother
>>153140946Bejita?! He disgusts me. I'm a Tienbro.
>>153141484>two fat adult men raging at each otherHoly YUM!
>>153140201Gru and it’s not even close
>>153141472>t.retard
WE WERE FREE FROM THIS JANNIES WHY
New THREAD. NOW!!!
>>153141690Out pain must be greater
Anyways, here's Mahoraga destroying a universe
As a /dbg/non, it makes me happy that Janny RAPES and GAPES us and our threads. Because TEACHING us by TRAPPING and BETRAYING us into a kill yourself listtroon schizoyomi loop will give us more MOUNTAINS to climb!
JANNYTTTTOOOSSSSS!
Nobody cares. The Janny rapes and gapes /dbg/ and their entire verse.
>Almost 50 posts were purgedLmao, the schizo was RAPED by jannies.
Who has the better vehicles between Gru and Megamind?
desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/153138559/deleted/deleted
>The kys back-and-forth was purgedJannies do something based for once.
KNEEL
>the spammer was a sonic fag that spams R&GFascinating.
>>153141439>capeshit trashi meant a GOOD MU
>>153142244>All Might victimYawn.
>>153142147Speedy's fanfiction Bill would rekt her
>>153142244>All Might victimizerYep.
KWAB!
I was about to ask if megamind has an actual wincon other than the dehydration gun since I'm confident he quite literally cannot land it since he's only ever used it on people who are standing completely stillbut fuck aside from the schizoposting this thread has not been treating the blue fuck well
>>153142156>Sonic schizo is schizophrenicDamn we wouldn't have ever known this without Janny
>>153140143>Wow.....who saw that coming....it's almost like the entire country is full of themUSA, AND almost all of europa bros..
>A-Trail is MFTL nowS-Sonicsissies...I'm scared... Maybe we can fight Dash Parr instead
>>153142330
>>153140201Megamind, both. Omnidock upsert incoming.
>A-Trail
>ESLTrain...
Seriously, what does Megamind do about this?
>GOLEMinions
>>153140548He isn't even galaxy level at his peak, what?
>>153142440>Minions can tank world piercing lasers
>>153142440>dehydration gun gets countered by the freeze ray>death ray gets into a beam struggle with a specific minion and outright loses>chance that gru could genuinely tank the fucking death ray anyway considering the "fuckton of missiles" scene in the first movieMegamind's sole hope is stuff he literally never actually does like taking metroman serum
>>153142533Reminder that the De-Gun isn't just dehydration. He even has his own Freeze Ray setting along with speed manipulation, gravity manipulation, and just straight atomizing death ray. It doesn't really change anything as far as OHKO options are concerned on Megamind's end.He can also use his portal cannon to pull a magic cylinder on the minion beam
Post Megamind destroying a planet :)
>>153142581The main issue is that the death ray is really weak if we base it on the TV show.
>>153138650Lol Mr. Incredible has the same durability as Universal man who gets his durability from having the almost same density as a fucking blackhole. Mr. Incredible would stomp Homelander.
>>153142603Seems like it'd be good enough. Either way as far as a fight is concerned, Megamind has plenty of auto win options if they land>Atomizer if it works as intended>Dehydration mode>Portal Gru or the minions to a pocket realm and either just leave em stuck there forever or make another portal into a volcano or wherever>Demoralization to make him helpless>Mind control satellite>Forget Me Stick or Amnesia BombHe also has a time machine for BFR or ambush
>2023 gave us SIX MUs that both featured brand new franchises>2025 gave us one
>>153142642Megamind doesn't have the mind control satellite, Machiavillain has it
>>153142642>Atomizer has no actual feats, might have a low limit like the Destroy setting>Dehydration gun doesn't kill and can be countered by any water source>Portal gun requires a lot more set up than the other options>Demoralization might work>Gru and the minions have their own mind control stuff, and some of those options give the original use complete control>Pretty sure the Forget Me Stick is literally just a bat they gave a funny nameAlso, don't forget the knock out gas. Pretty much Megamind's version of the Fart Gun.
>>153142115KIIIIIINGnic.
>>153142533How would Megamind taking that serum help him? It took hours for Tighten to actually use the powers correctly, he doesn't have that time in the middle of a fight.
>>153142698He also has the blower glove which can counter fart gun. I think the big thing is the fact that Megamind is incredibly sneaky and can more reliably set up stuff like that compared to Gru. It would be funny if Gru was undone by his own Fart Gun approach whether it be having it blown back in his face or Megamind punks him with the knock out spray from the invisible car
>>153142581Ultimately I think the de-gun vs the freeze ray will come down to a quickdraw which megamind will likely lose, though the animation will probably have both characters disarm each other of their insta kill guns for the despicable me referenceI admittedly have no desire to ever watch the megamind sequels but I cannot imagine he intercepts anything -really- impressive with said portal gun to the point he's intercepting lasersa lot of megamind's options are either hypothetical one off jokes or stuff megamind almost exclusively uses on people who are standing still and are not actively threatening him with thousands of yellow little fuckheads
>>153142718I think it only took hours because of the means Hal got it accidentally. Presumably it can be provided instantly via direct use of the device similar to how it was instantly removed. It's a hypothetical either way which is where the Metro Man suit comes in for more immediate use. The problem with this though is MM isn't great with it in Button of Doom...but then in Doom Syndicate I think he got more experienced with Metroman's powers when their powers got switched in an ep so ehhh its a weird situation
>>153142718to be fair Tighten IS shown to be a complete retardbut at the same time the button of doom also shows that megamind wouldn't be able to use Metro Man's powers properly even if said serum actually gave him metro man stats, so fair enough
AIEEEEEE MAMA MIA MY ASSHOLE IS BEING STREEEETCHED!!!
>>153142754finally someone fucking mentions it
>>153142735personally I think Gru wins quick draw, but Megamind misdirects him with a hologram (or Chum disguised as him) and wins the overall exchange.
>>153142777>>>>>>>>>Chumfuck, man they're going to use that name in the death battle aren't they
>>153142793I hope not
>>153142628Is that lava? AAAAAIIEEEEE SAVE ME HYSTERICAL STRENGTH
>>153142777>Megamind's ONLY win con is tricking him in a last second drawHe's losing. That's one (1) win con out of Gru's hundred of win cons.
>>153142729I think it depends on if this is a fight with or without prep time, honestly. A lot of Megamind's big achievements required him to perform a lot of set up. Even Metroman's "death" involved the construction of a fake observatory.>>153142773I could have sworn someone already brought up the stat swapping stuff Megamind has.
>>153138572Superman made -67M so what are you trying to compare lol.
>You said...Minion...remember it...
>>153142823Not really. If you got an easy win option that you can more easily pull off it doesn't matter what the other guy has. Having an OHKO combined with sneaking hax is a deadly combo. This is ignoring his alternative hax like using the time machine and such
>POV: the last thing BaKEKgo sees
caption this
>>153142824I think he has been shown to be pretty good with on the fly and mid fight thinking. The Brain Bots are also way more reliable and easily deployable for the hologram and swarm tactic approach
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Care about Pokemon!
>>153142862>NO! Raising daughters IS NOT the ultimate form of cuckoldry!
>>153142858CANON.>>153142871>MHAsissy maldingLmao.
>>153142878I remember this pasta
I think it's going to go>StatsGru>HaxMegamind>ArmiesGru>Intelligence/StrategyMegamind>PresentationMegamind
My hero lost....but that's okay because he realized he was gay!
>>153142871I'm not in a cukhold relationship so I can't.
>>153142878Ha. Well that only counts if they were your biological kin, so it is invalid. Boom
>>153142909Megamind...
>>153142902I'd give strategy to Gru, DESU. Even if Megamind has been fighting Metroman for a long time, he's failed every single time. Roxanne even mocks him for running out of ideas. Gru succeeds a lot more despite having idiots as his employees.
>>153142935>cucking yourself with adoptionBro…
The thing with Giovanni and how he should get all the Pokemon he's ever had across all series and timelines reminds me of how Ashfags demanded Ash should get to use every Legendary he ever met.
>>153142943To be fair, Gru's never faced anyone as powerful as Metroman
>>153142942>FAGru saving pictures of MegaCHAD
There is nothing weird about raising daughters who have no caretakers
>>153142932>>153142932>>153142932
>>153142963They probably should haveFelt kinda lopsided when it was just Solgaleo vs the Egyptian Gods and/or Horakthy
>>153142989In the sake of fairness yeah, but then it would be more like the series vs each other and not the characters.
>>153142989By that logic Yugi should've gotten every card he's ever seen.
>>153142963Except Giovanni has literally owned Mewtwo in Sun and Moon, this isn't even a Solgaleo thing for Ash, he has Mewtwo in a pokeball. AfO has zero chance against Mewtwo so Giovanni stomps unless you purposefully take things away from him.
>>153142963would you rather afo lose to mewtwo or lose to deoxys take your pick
>>153143022An alternate timeline version of him did, yes. By that logic, DIO should've gotten to use his Heaven version.>>153143030Giovanni wouldn't even get either. The manga is non-canon and Mewtwo is a Pokemon he had for about five minutes.
>>153138631>One piece is the most popular manga of all time >just sold more than superman comics lifetime>Many other mangaka drew for Watsuki, not just Oda>Superman kissed an underage girl in a official DC PEDO story>Early post timeskip base luffy already has speed feats that blitz the entirety of Naruto, luffy's haki also durability negs the verse without the need of gear 5
