Phat Ass White Jake EditionQott: If you were forced to maintain a typing quirk for the rest of your life, which would you choose?Last Dream Bubble: >>153119195
>>153152648hey are you our new resident (name)fa6? haven't 8een here in a whileALSO CALLIOPE FUCKIN6 SUCKS FUCK HER AND HER 8ITCH-ASS SPARKLEDO6 OC SELF-INSERT
>>153152678yeah hi I'm getting into homosuck for the first time with assorted random spoilers going in. this joke name was suggested cause I like Umineko and compared it to this. I'm going full autist and reading all of the older shit first though, down to news updates and everything. god bless UHC, this is an autist's wet dream
>>153152648JANNIES GONNA FREAKAlso inb4 deleted
>>153152696cool. cool. have you 6otten to them actually playin6 the 6ame yet or are you on like act 2 or somethin6. have you made past the 6ODAWFUL fuckin6 section with that 8lack retard and his retard 8u6 or whatever?
>>153152711there's like five other threads with butts and boobs on them, this is probably fine lmao
>>153152648john's butt was made so that kanaya could fill it with her jade-blood cum btw
>>153152648>Qott: If you were forced to maintain a typing quirk for the rest of your life, which would you choose?CAPS LOCKS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
OKAY, LAST POST 8EFORE I NEED TO FUCK OFFtrolls can't 6et pre6nant no matter what you do. NO, not even Hope or Life players or a fuckin6 Prince of Doom. NO. NO. THEY FUCKIN7 cAN'T. If you can just do ANYTHIN6, then nothin6 really matters. Which is WHY, unless you 6enetically modify a troll with ecto8iolo6y, you will NEVER 8e a8le to impre6n8 them.SO you will have to use ECTO8IOLO6Y like the fuckin6 rest of us if you want cute (or horrifyin6ly u6ly dependin6 on the results) troll-human hy8rid children 8ecause our species ARE SO FUCKIN6 DIFFERENT that we'd 8e incompati8le. it's impossi8le. THEY'RE FUCKIN6 INSECTS YOU CAN'T IMPRE6NATE THAT>>153152648pro8a8ly this one. i mean, it works. simple, effective, sexy, 8eautiful, it's disrespectful to Serkets (a plus) and it pays homa6e to the 8eauty that is... the Jade8lood caste.
>>153152696>I'm going full autist and reading all of the older shit first though, down to news updates and everything.Based, I did the same back in the dayI feel like reading jailbreak, bard quest and especially problem sleuth really primes you for reading homestuck and makes you appreciate the SOVL of the early acts much more than going in raw.
>>153152696Just remember not to read with the commentaries enabled on your first read, they spoil too much shit
>>153152816ooh thanks, I saw there were a bunch of mods that seemed to be good ideas but was unsure if the commentaries would be spoilery. I'll disable them.
>>153152743>john's butt was made so that kanaya could fill it with her jade-blood cum btwI AM INTERESTED IN HEARING MORE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS DYNAMIC AS I ALWAYS FELT LIKE THEY WOULD ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY
do you think that if a 8ad Cheru8 were to somehow 8ecome 6ood, would the 6ood Cheru8 8ecome 8ad? like how some fro6s 8ecome female when there's no other females around, to keep the 8alance? i think that'd 8e neat for a 8ad Cheru8 to 6o throu6h a redemption arc, which makes the co-Cheru8 6o throu6h a forced corruption arc. that'd 8e neat
>>153152831i think they'd enjoy each other's antics a lot. playfully bantering all the time too also kanaya would have biiiiggggg tits john would love to suck on :P
>>153152911> biiiiggggg titsnah. only Vriska is allowed to have 8i6 tits (she stole the 8oo8y size of the other 6irls (and karkat))
I will never look at pumpkins the same ever again. Something is deeply wrong with Andrew Hussie (affectionate). I can feel him inventing tumblr culture already.
>>153152911I AGREE, THEY WOULD DELIGHT EACH OTHER WITH WHIMSY AND PROPER ETTIQUETTE. UPEERCRUST, POSH STYLE ROLEPLAY WITH INTERMITTANT GIGGLING, AN WONDERFUL IMAGE.>>153152935VRISKA IS FLATRISKAISFLAT
>>153153022nuh uh. HUSSIE said it's canon. someone will post the picture i'm sure. He SI6NED IT
why is quirkfag arguing with "totally not quirfags"?>>153152648>Phat Ass White Jake Editionop its fucking john, you had one job
>>153153059>quirfagsminor spellin6 mistakeinorspellin6mistake
>>153153033THE ONLY PART OF HER THAT IS LARGE IS HER GUT, AS PER HUSSIE'S STATEMENT THAT HE WOULD NEED TO HAVE A WALL REMOVED TO GET HER INTO HIS HOUSE AFTER THEIR MARRIAGE AT SEAWORLD
On the topic of using UHC: what's your preferred way of embedding Rex Duodecim Angelus into the webcomic, /hsg/? For me, it's around the page 2589. Even with some context missing it feels like a much better climax of A5A1 than Make Her Pay.
>>153153081idc stop replying to yourself you'll kill the board before anything of value happens, go fuck your vriska tulpa or let it rape you already
>>153153083her 6ut is also has 8ountiful as her 8reasily 8ouncin6 8oo8ies, ordained 8y the Huss himself. all praise the Huss for he is all knowin6 and all 8ased (to an extent). vriska's massive titties are canon, CHUD, and facts don't care a8out YOUR feelin6s
>>153153059a friend told me about a character who looks like John but isn't John and I thought it was him. Oh well.Also I just fucking realised, is this why that company is called WhatPumpkin? Because of the pumpkin shit here?Jailbreak finished. That was. Onto Bard Quest!
>>153153136>John but isn't Johnmore likely than you think
>>153152696Stop namefagging its embarrassing
>>153153106THAT ISN'T TITFLESH SHE JUST STUFFS HER BRA WITH HER HANGING GUT
>>153153194I was given an official name in the last thread and it's funny to lean into it.
>>153153136Ironically your intuition was right in the sense that "John who isn't John" is actually the guy canonically known for his shapely and seductive buttocks, unlike John-John who most likely is skinnyfat and has a Hank Hill ass(in spite of what Johnfags like to imagine)
Hussie has way more homoeroticism in his work than I could ever have expected. No one talks about this. Why does no one talk about this? You'd think the queer fans would be shoving "canon gay" in people's faces but no. Is shit like DaveKat actually canon? This becomes way more interesting if that's true.>>153153307Yeah I guess I just got their appearances confused. Oops.
>>153153307>unlike John-John who most likely is skinnyfat and has a Hank Hill ass(in spite of what Johnfags like to imagine)yet they both bag a bunch of people, is this just a gene in the english/egbert dna?
>>153152648How come John hates cake when he's hauling all that around?
aside from the rampant homoeroticism, Bard Quest was boring and unsatisfying. Gonna see what other bonus comics predate Problem Sleuth before I start it.
>>153153408>Bard Quest was boring and unsatisfyingyou're no longer welcome at the codpiece club
>>153153418codpieces hide the actual cocks themselves so I don't mind missing out
>>153153357>Why does no one talk about this?Mostly because these were "haha fags and gay sex are fucking gay and homosexual" jokes that were a mainstay of the 00 humor rather than le wholesome chungus LGBTQIA+ homo gayboys fujos love to schlick to.Pic from problem sleuth HIGHLY related
>>153153408I AM TERRIBLY EXCITED TO HEAR YOUR REACTION TO PROBLEM SLEUTH, HUSSIE'S GREATEST WORKS
>>153153421you're no longer welcome at the codpieceless cocks clubs then >:(douche....
>>153152935Vriska, Kanaya, Feferi, Terezi, Aradia, Jade and Jane are titcows.
How does each Homestuck male feel about having their ass eaten? Which would be open to it, hate it or be averse but secretly into it?
Fat bitch jokes are funny, and if you are offended youre a pussy ass bitch. Looking at you bw0mny
>>153153534genuinelly how do you get offended at the word rotundid understand if mallum called her a fat slobbish ppiece of lard but "rotund"? rofl
wow these Team Special Olympics scribblettes are... something.
>>153153534Its a very safe fat joke too. Caliborn completely destroys it in edge and quality. You can’t beat the king.
>>153153550I use to lurk in the server. There are two of them who get really offended at any fat jokes. I joined in voice chats from time to time. I would hear Shmorgasborg and his lap dog(bw0mny) suck each other off every second. They are an insufferable duo. I left the server not long ago because of how petty they are. One bad apple spoils the bunch.
>>153153602what server?
>>153153587I dont even think moonrunes was being horribly offensive with it either. It was really fucking stupid to get upset over.
>>153153516Not a Homestuck but assplay is kinda mid once the novelty of how dirty it is passes.
>>153153616CSPA. Everyone else was fine if not just a little zoomer. But the two in postrel take the cake for annoying members
>>153153581I genuinely believe one of many reasons why Hussie uses any pronouns now are these TSO comics that would have set off an online lynch mob under normal circumstances
>>153153581>>153153661>You now remember when he called Tauhid Bonida a nigger.
>this thread
>>153153854
Nu homestuck fans subjecting every sentient being in existence to the horrors of gender dysphoria so that they can play around with their gender expression like kids with dolls
Finally got to reading sburb.exe and it's pretty good so far>gondola plushieTruly a cultured lady with sophisticated taste
#homestuckgonning
yeah okay I've read through basically everything I can find that predates Problem Sleuth, and all the other stuff that's accessible from UHC before starting it. Most of it sucks. You really can just read the MSPAs and ignore the other shit. TSO is edgy and gratuitous, and Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff made me wonder if I'm more mentally stable than I thought.I guess that concludes Session 00: Before Problem Sleuth. next time I pick this up, I'll start that.
>>153154053SBAHJ is a masterpiece though
>>153154053did you read the cheerfullbear thingie on it? it's decent
>>153154092Isn't that only when paired with later?
>>153154137This is one of the only things I'd skipped, but giving it another chance was worth it. Thank you. I was assuming I would need more Saw knowledge than I have, but it's enjoyable without much.
is the pilot really a flop? in recent years i dont think a single homestuck video reached 2 million views. (discating the "oh em gee sharpie bath!" homestuck documentary videos)
>>153153602this is weird because moon runes is a fat girl hater,
>>153154304Compared to the pilots that succeeded it is. Compared to 99% of pilots it did fine. But fine is not good enough and it had a lot propping it up
>>153154053Good morning! Umine Kun!It seems you have blitzed through a smattering of Hussies original works. HE has actually made a fair few of normal comics, which are about as esoteric as the upcoming problem slueth and homestuck. TSO is frankly 2000s edgy trash. But i implore you to keep sweet bro and hella jeff in your mind, it is frankly way more important of a comic than you think, and while right now it is merely a parody comic of bad Penny arcade knock off comics, it will evolve later on into bordering avent garde art. Problem slueth is where Hussie gets into his groove and shows more of his appeal however.
>>153154417>the concept of reading sbahj and not knowing who created itlol
I think when a chubby diner clown girl crashes through your wall like the Kool Aid Man you are entitled to question the scope of their girth
>>153154381probably the realest thing ever said
>>153153885seriously, is andrew taking some form of hrt? Next time someone go up to him please and sniff him, if he smells sweet and less sweaty then my hypothesis can be confirmed
>>153154304There's a chart comparing it to other pilots of the same time, and it's like at 10% of the views. The last update from vibri was about how they have "more studios they can pitch to" meaning a bunch of studios passed.Nobody wants to touch Homestuck even with the Hazbin lady attached to it, and it's probably not surprising. IIRC one guy here even said his bosses learned what happen in post-canon and declined hard.
>>153154458It's more common than you think. I've accidentally elicited a few meltdowns when I've pointed it out to anons on other boards (mostly /v/). Some of them get weirdly angry about it. I think they feel they've been "tricked" into liking something made by someone they've been told they're not allowed to like. It's a hard feeling for stupid people to deal with. They immediately try to cope by claiming it was made YEARS before Homestuck and has no relation to it whatsoever. It's kind of weird how often this happens and how consistently severe the reaction to this fact is.
>>153154620>no relation to homestuck>arguably like 1 of 3 insanely important plot points of the story. But also yeah. Its like if you showed someone a painting and said "did you like it? it was made by hitler"People basically think if you dont like someone you cant like anything they have made so they get defensive.
>>153154650It helps to remember that these guys don't know anything about Hussie beyond the ANDREW HUSSIE? IS THAT YOU? copypasta and they don't know anything about Homestuck besides "that thing with the gay grey aliens" So to tell them "That thing you see as 'board culture' is actually an important worldbuilding device in that thing you hate made by that guy you also hate" can make a certain kind of person very upset.
>>153154701>can make a certain kind of person very upset. dumb babies who poop in their diapers.Also it sucks because that hussie copy pasta is prettyu good because i hate him but it gets used by idiots.
I don't even know what the fuck hussie did to have such a bad name for himself, I never pay much attention to internet drama but as far as I can tell he didn't like, rape someone
>>153154765Didn't he?Which timeline is this...
>>153153602hello mumblecuck, if you are who i think you are, i distinctly recall you doing nothing of any value during your time in this server. every time you would actually muster the courage to say something in front of the scary gen zees it would be some snide little bitchmade comment because youre too much of a pussy to stand on business anywhere but this thread, apparently, which is hilarious. even in vc you didnt have the stones to do anything but barely mumble which always gave me the image of a greasy obese loser with a bang about 16 years out of date hunched over a screen fantasizing about a reality where you have enough meat on your dick to give you the confidence to power through a social situation that you, for whatever reason, find yourself above, despite being a sad lonely faggot that, i will remind you, had NO friends in that server, because you were a miserable retard and never contributed to anything. shmorg has his problems for sure but at least he has things to say, and at least the things he says aren't the kind of things heard under a 13 year old's breath at thanksgiving. we all thought you were a retarded faggot and would laugh at your "lurking" because it came off as the most egregiously emo loner bullshit i've ever seen, and i cut myself, so thats saying something. you will not be missed homo. you could have made some friends for what i would wager is the first time in your life but you chose to shit your pants over level 2 wokeness that is easily ignored. thoughts and prayers.
>>153154765well he futzed away 2 million dollars of fan money on projects he didnt know how to manage cause he is, and i feel this is important to remember, a fucking idiot. This same kickstarter project is has in the past decade released 2, soon to be 3, of its 4 parts, with a sequal game that will ALSO have 4 parts.He also, completly botched a sequal series to homestuck proper, twice, he wasnt directly writing, but that doesnt excuse how terrible it is. He also tried to kill UHC, you know, the "autistics wet dream" the absolute best resource to experience the content as it was originally, the crown gem of the fandom? Yeah he tried to kill that cause hes petty.
>>153154765If you ignore idpol stuff, he's a huge pain in the ass to work with and has a habit of getting people to sign NDAs so they can't talk about how much of an incompetent asshole he is. There's a huge writeup about it by one of the guys who worked on the UHC.https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/uhc-end/
>>153154789NTA but god damn this is the best reply. Idk who these people are but im sure its funnier if i did know.
>153154789pretty good. that sums up.
>>153154873i just cant abide by people being tools like that. its the worst kind of cringe because its so bitchmade. you cant complain about people getting easily offended and then chudrage to your favorite board about how someone didnt like a fat joke. its an inconsequential difference of opinion. i have no patience for that kind of hogwash. especially since speaking from experience koro is very kind despite his sensitivities. whats even the point of getting so worked up about all that? as long as theyre not ree-ing out at everyone else for it, which they dont, it genuinely doesnt matter. it feels like some people genuinely come to the cspa discord and then get mad because its not toxic and the people there are normal and not basement dwellers.
What has Hussie written after Homestuck? Surely he's evolved as a writer and his new stuff is much better
>>153154998I thought psycholonials was decent but I was drunk when I read through it, like really really drunk
>>153154998he writed and drew the stuff for psycholonials.
>>153154998i think he wrote Psycholonials and people liked it. he doesnt write beyond canon.
>>153153534Fat bitch jokes are funny when they Involve JohnVris
>>153155277Offensive.
>>153154998psycolonials is ok but is mostly about him writing homestuckI guess theres jesterquest now which is a fun enough return to formHussie didnt make everything in homestuck on his own. He needed many artists, musicians and animators to get it done.
>>153155350>I guess theres jesterquest now which is a fun enough return to formI thought it was okay, it had it moments that made me laugh but it wasn't quite on the level of problem sleuth. However it did make me laugh at hawk tuah jokes and I fucking hate myself for it
>>153154470If a chubby diner clown girl crashed through my wall like the Kool Aid Man I would be unable to control the girth in my pants.
I think getting worked up over a little fat joke is a bit faggy but I don't hate Bw0mny for it or anything.If my post gets screenshotted please draw more Nellie milkers they were very nice.
Does she have what it takes to turn Mallum into a man or will he overwhelm her as he makes love like a wild hoofbeast?
>>153155826big mama never gets overwhelmed sugar!
>>153152648whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417
>>153155826GOD DAAAAYYYYYYUUUM
>discordnigger drama
honest question but is there a homestuck archive for fan content? I don't mean mspfa but like normal fan art, music, videos, etc. I imagine there's quite a a lot out there and I usually like to have an offline archive for everything nowadays, I had too much stuff disappeared on me to not to do this
>>153155975It's clear when the discord took over the thread
i like to think mallum makes weird noises like "knak" or teeth chattering noises. i can see him doing "knak" on picrel
>>153156006your best bet is to archive shit you see on mspa booru, and the nsfw one too i forgot its name.
>>153152648This comic is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS also homersexuals
>>153156006For fanart there are boorus(mspabooru, rule34stuck and technically also general ones like gelbooru or rule34), for the rest you're shit out of luck but I guess you can get some front for yt-dlp from github like media downloader and download shit from youtube en masse
>>153156006there actually is an official archive of content even featuring some 4chan 2014-2010 threads1 its on the official homestuck site called homestuck.net just find it
>>153156006https://archive.homestuck.net/files/
>>153156006>>153156078(me)found it for you. here you gohttps://homestuck.net/archives.html
ThIs ThReAd SuCkS mAn! BuT fEaR nOt! Ol GaMzEe BaKeD a NeW oNe JuSt FoR (yOu) MoThErFuCkErS :O)>>153156117>>153156117>>153156117
>>153155826HER TITS ARE SO FATFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>153156139I DAMN THIS THREAD TO FOREVER BEING uNuSED AND DOOMEDIT IS A uSELESS THREAD FOR uSELESS BITCHES
Yeah let's just start talking about your favorite groomcord drama and spamming the catalog, surely the jannies won't nuke us this time
>>153156146cody absolutely slamming her with the strap on,
>>153152648I'm not even into homestuck but just because of OP... it might be time I start.So wtf you guys do in here?
>>153156204we talk about fan comics, which are very prevelant in the community, post fanart artists draw, talk about the comic (theres a lot of shit to discuss) general fandom stuff, Or at least in this thread, engaging in a proxy war over dumb discord drama, which i do not approve of but it is how it is. Funny how there is yet another anon who has taken the plunge into the homestuck train. I of course would highly suggest it, but im biased. IF you need any help, just ask in this thread and ill see what i can do :)))
>>153156078>>153156103>>153156105FUCK YEAH! Thanks guys, I knew the homestuck fandom was at least gonna be a lot better at archiving stuff than some of the other fandoms I liked, this is going straight into my files with my octopimp shit>>153156077I've been doing this for a lot of stuff over the years, I'm often without the internet so having offline copies of stuff is a life saver for me, I just figure now is about the time where I start focusing more on my homestuck archive than my other stuff, I've been meaning to do this for a while now but the sheer volume of stuff always put me off it
>>153156197How does he keep getting away with it?
>>153156204We talk about John culo
>>153156197pfff slamming her? if she gets on top cody's getting squished like a goomba.
>>153156204Argue about stupid shit, schizo out about esoteric aspects of a webcomic from 15 years ago, post art, get horny, talk about homestuck fanworks, make OC ourselves
>>153156262Korpus and cody's sex lives are the 2 axis unto which the whole story revolves around. They will both fuck every major character at least once.>>153156296Codys a big man, he can handle it.
>>153156204Do us a favor and look up a Classpect Quiz, do it and come back to us with the result.
>>15315623017 years later... better late then never!okay just lead me to where i can read all the good stuff and also vaguely and yet descriptively tell me about the most important characters that I need to know so I can search art of like who's that hot one with the triangle sunglasses?>>153156285woah...
>>153156298make OC ourselves
>>153156335omg hes talking about dirk or bro,, anons please dont laugh. hold it in.
>>153156341nta but I make some OC sometimes.
>>153156385
>>153156312cody's a fucking twink for gods sake. if nellie goes cowgirl its over for him AND THE BED.
>>153156329god I hate that quiz, not because it's bad or anything but because usually when I do it I get fucking thief of light
>>153156417
>>153153635ohhh i guessed so, ive only ever dm'd sosuch a retarded thing to get offended by lmao
>>153156335Mr kamina sunglasses is a character that pops up 4000 pages in, so if you wanna see him your in for a long haul buddy. Anyhow, look up the "Unoffical Homestuck Collection" Its an offline program that compiles most of author Andrew Hussies work, has the entirety of homestuck on it, many many accessibility options, and is of course offline which is good. Its a one stop shop for all of your homestuck needs, and if you need more, theres even mods for it! https://homestuck.github.io/ (Unoffical homestuck collection)https://homestuck.net/tools/collection-mods.html (mods for said collection)
>>153156335You can just go onto the official site and read the comic there, though for the optimal experience you might wanna get the unofficial homestuck collection+asset pack for ithttps://uhca.carrd.co/It has Andrew Hussie's other works such as his previous MSPaint Adventures like Problem Sleuth. You can get neat mods(linked on the program's github page), set dark mode, enable "controversial" content that has been removed from the official website and other such cool things
To me, Prisounebound honestly captures the spark of Old Homestuck while still managing to have its own identity, kudos
>>153156447>https://homestuck.github.io>posting the shitty "official" fork(stuck at 2.5.7 version) in a pathetic attempt to coup gio while gio's actual UHC is still in active development and even got a 2.8.0 update a month ago
>>153156495Too faggoty for that
>>153156520Wait really???woah i had no idea!Sorry to both of you anons, the fact that such a thing happened is crazy! Im still using 2.57 as well! So a big thank you to you as well! Damn you Hussie,
>>153156329give me the truth.....did I win?
>>153156374What is the charge, anonymous? Jacking off to a frat boy? A succulent Texan frat boy?
>>153156575You are a space player so that's a good thing
>>153156575dios miodo NOT get near this guy or a piano will fall on your head
>>153156577oh that guy just looks sweeet but there's two??
>>153156577my boner could cut through titanium right now
>>153156565No problem anon, here's a link just in casehttps://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collectionhttps://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.8.0>woah i had no idea!You can tell what were they going for with that slimy wording>Originally developed by Bambosh and Giovan_hAs if gio has stopped his work on it when it's blatantly not the case
>>153156575Space players are important so your ok.
>>153156565fucking same, how the fuck did I not know this till now
>>153156600It's complicated(not really but I'm not spoiling shit), best if you just read the webcomic and find out for yourself
>>153156425That's why we all need to collectively agree to shill for the better and a more thorough quizhttps://homestuck.net/tools/stardustrider-classpect-quiz/
>>153156619>>153156636i didnt know because its a covert fucking psy op by the hussnasty and his cabal of vibri-lings to fool the wider homestuck audience that nothing bad has happened, while they fucking take gio out back and try to seal him in the shadow realm.
>>153156590>>153156599>>153156621yep. I won!>>153156646I just thought he had a cool buffer alt form all these years.. ALRIGHT I already broke my homestuck hymen by looking at art so ig it's time i finally pop my homestuck cherry for realsies and just read the thing already.see you guys later!!!
>>153156726Please comment on your journy, have fun anon :)
>>153156575i got the same classpect. This is weird, im getting a lot of space lately. Idk how i feel about that lmao. Tests are interesting but i always think the best classpect tool is yourself and a bit of story construction of your life.
Rosebot if she had another 10000 years to wallow in her own ego and self-importance.
>>153156967
I have classpect OCD because two classes and 3 aspects fit me pretty well and I can't comfortably settle on one. I've read literally hundreds of pages of treatises about classpecting and pestered AIs with my classpecting neuroses so much I'm pretty sure I'm already on their kill list once the robot uprising happens.
>>153156967Rosebot if she found the light of Allah(SWT)
>>153157047Have you considered which of them would be the most neurotic about classpects?
>>153155921>All that Dragon Ball>No Best Boy
>April>Current year>broly posting
>>153156262Is there an upcropped version? GIS and yandex both fail again.
>>153157276he wasn't here when we had an entire broly homestuck thread
>>153157295I was, he is the most forced meme of co since punchline
>>153157288it on trideserts or moonrunes pixiv iirc
>>153154765To summarize things, the bad things Hussie does are:>extremely bad at managing things, having stated that despite his merch flying off the shelves he didn't see much money>so bad at managing studios and teams that multiple studios and millions of dollars were flushed down the drain from this>in addition to being incompetent Hussie is also very hard to work with: barely communicating with people, even members of his team, disrespecting basic artist wishes, or just outright lying to them>at the same he's super duper controlling of everything: he has threatened legal action people who report on any of this and has tried to take control of things like fan reddits and discords if they badmouthed him>also has threatened legal action against people sell fan merch and stuff, then later denied he had ever threatened anyone while saying it was his 'legal team' who went after them (said legal team was only just his girlfriend at the time)>in general is a mix of being a shitty boss while also being kind of this milquetoast mean little nerdAnd all of this to just produce really really mediocre shit.
if only they knew how important this was going to be.
>>153157371>just produce really really mediocre shit.Has ANYTHING from official Homestuck been good recently? Not just "okay at best" but like shit that reached old act 4-5 levels of hype and the fanbase agreeing it was good?
>>153157581>IT'S TURNING INTO CTRL-ALT-DELKek I wonder what that anon thought about the WORDSWORDSWORDS of Act 6.
>>153157581they truly did not know how good they had it. Those utter fools. Or perhaps it is we who are the fools. >>153157608THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>153157592In the last ten years the only thing that people liked near unanimously was Jade's pesterquest route.
>>153157234A lot of people criticise BC, which is fair in a lot of cases. But Brolee was consistantly one of the most enjoyable and interesting characters in it.I never saw his character going in the direction they took him after Homestuck ended but somehow they made it work in a way that doesn't feel forced.
>>153157288Tridesert's blog. He's drawn a surprising amount of Cody.
'Naya my beloved.
An alternate Dave appearing to Dave in the Rape Act and acting really fucked up about some sexual misdeed that happened in his timeline, but he never actually says what it was, then he dies and Dave wonders if he got raped and who raped him from then on
>>153157711i like how both moon and desert do both nsfw and sfw, its pretty cool
>>153157738artist?
what thing do yall use to share mp4?im trying to send one but its too big for 4chan
>>153158326catbox
>>153158206that mouth with this artstyle is actually fucking spooky
>>153158068God I love Dani so much she's beautiful. I'm excited to see what Crowpiss has in mind for Mass Appeal. It's wild how we have (to my knowledge) three separate drawfags in these threads making their own fanventures.Have some Danis.https://files.catbox.moe/45o2ua.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/f4xz8i.png
>>153154417>TSO is frankly 2000s edgy trash.I can't believe we got people in this thread who don't like TSO what has happaned to the /co/ fandom
>>153158379I'm carefully studying every lame Homestuck fan who comes here so I can rock their world in a couple years. It’s like a clearing with a watering hole that prey animals come to, and Im an emaciated lion with a jetpack
>>153158372Theres moon and tri so and crowpis, so i guess that is 3. Huh, funny how that happens, shows the power of the fans.
https://files.catbox.moe/5wbvo1.mp4kino
>>153158379i just dont think its that funny, like im not gonna call sacrilege or whatever, but mehhh, it just got me kinda bored. SWBAHJ Is a parody of those types of web comics by turning the shittiness up to a thousand, TSO is just that but without the added shittiness.
>>153156967narrative will dance upon a time between the canon bible and apocrypha sequels a little girl see trough the story, and find a green signshe is arrogant with dark class and really inmature,exactly how i like them to be, that is for sure,with belive in is eyes, she make the green ligther,the green sun born, perhaps she is a writer,now i am death, my master in dubiously canonicityhoping that god rewrite the canon with true authenticitygood luck little girl, master of the violoncello,one day you will reborn as the new king in yellow
>>153158478Hey buddy you wanna spellcheck your work a bit.
>>153158372Im skeptical
>>153158683now i am spellchecking and i have to say, there is more mistakes than i was expecting, yikes, well i guess this is a lesson about not posting without rereading my work, thanks anon
>>153158683should i capitalize "the canon bible" in this context, pardon my ignorance
how long is too long for a fanfic sex sceneasking for a friend
>>153159015>implying every /hsg/ post isnt blasphemy already
>>153158865Narrative will dance upon a timebetween the canon bible and apocryphal sequelsa little girl sees through the story and found a green sign,she is arrogant with dark class and really inmature,exactly how I like them to be, that is for sure,with belief in her eyes, she makes the green brighterand the green sun rise, perhaps she is a writer,now i am dead, my master in dubious canonicityhoping that God rewrite the canon in true authenticity,good luck, little girl, master of the violoncello,one day you will be reborn as the new King in Yellow.
>>153159108sauceeee this is heartbreaking
God Bored and did another Dani edit
My body needs more Dani to edit her in pics.
>>153159897could u place her somewhere here or is it not enough space
>>153160047>GachaI threw up, so no
>>153156030he makes bagder type noises. it checks.badger badger.... mushroom...
>>153160076"but dani is a gacha fag" still no
HSG, I did something I'm not too proud of. Earlier today at thepharmacy, there was a really great sale on this cheap shampoo,so Idecided I was going to buy a container. However, as I wasabout to take one and head to the cashier, I saw a rather largegroup of green shampoo containers. The soap inside was nearlythe exact same color as sopor slime. I have this fantasy aboutbeing a troll for a day, and that fantasy includes sleeping in arecuperacoon. In a fit of desperation to fulfill my dream, ibought all the tubes of green shampoo. The cashier gave me avery strange look and I began to regret my decision, but thedeed was done. I sped home and then took the shampoo up tomy bathroom. I emptied all the bottles into my bathtub, beingsure to plug it up first. I threw the empty bottles out, strippednaked, and eased myself into the tub. It wasn't completely filledup with the slime, but it smelled amazing, like green teaalmost. I stayed in there for what seemed like forever, justthinking about being a troll. I even masturbated in the fakesopor, pretending my dick was a bone bulge. It was only when Iwent to get out of the tub that I realized what I had done. Howwas I going to rinse all this soap off my body? How was I goingto wash it out of the bathtub? I'm writing this still half coveredin the stuff. Help, HSG
>>153160110Oh this looks rather silly so far!!! Lets see...>"...I even masturbaded...."Aaaand it got weird. good lord anon!
>>153160110Holy shit, new sharpie bath story. Send pics of the tub nigga
>>153160167
>>153160110I swear ive seen this one before
Bro why is here so slow.
I am void
>>153152648Johns ass?Terezi’s property.
>>153160827use your void powers to make a epic milkshake for me ol' mate.
Okay /hsg/, I got a challenge for you: post off-model fanart that you actually LIKE, not just el goblino abominations.
>>153161357how off model? i would post that dirk and roxy animation of them saying sha-sha-sha shabooya and then singing but im on phone. that roxy has a massive 4head
>>153161430Where are you posting from anon? At your job? The job you have at the gay sex factory?
>>153161357don't have any but I really like seeing art of jade being the lankiest beta kid and also with a farmer's tan
>>153162408
>>153162408>>153162470Yes, this is peak
>>153162491jade with some sort of asian/tanned appearence to her is always something i quite enjoyed. And i think it ads a bit of "diversity" into the kids designs without like, making dave or rose black, which, frankly just doesnt seem incredibly fitting.
Anything of note happen in that sequel or is it still shit?
>>153152648BUILT for Dave.
>>153162571Dirk got raped by John, then has a bunch of angst because he came while it happened.
>>153162834sauce pls :)
>>153162571Recently they released the [S] page 8R8K and after that they introduced three new characters on Deltritus and it's genuinely fun to read their antics so far.
I can't wait for Dani's Gatcha Modus to fuck her over during an important moment.
>>153162848>Dirk got raped by Johnhe did WHAT to my moirail???
>>153162988He gaped him. Gaped him hard. John did the gapey thing and Dirk involuntarily ejaculated when John called him a dirty faggot.
>>153163127I thinkI think I hate john. I might have to fight this guy
>>153162888The artist of John culo.https://x.com/ilovedoggirls/status/1979762436292108653
>>153163247When John came in Dirk's ass and shouted BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD I stood up and clapped
>>153163489Sorry Dirk, your self insert is a FAG
fuck my life
>>153163906It's almost here why did you wait so long? You had so much time to get a ticket. It's 30 bucks for both days that's nothing even if you're on neetbux.
>>153163927I didn't even know I had to buy a ticket till now. I've only ever been to a facebook hetalia meetup and that was just a free for all. I figured it'd be like thatguess I'll finally read all those fics anons have posted in these threads insteadto those going, I'll be there in spirit
>>153163955Don't worry about it anon, I couldn't go either because most homestuck events are in the us which I guess make sense, literally the only reason I'd go on a trip there is to go to something like this
>>153163955reading that 63k unfinished rose dave fic? man that shits a monster, i have been reading it every night before bed myself, and man its big!
Why did Ellith get a storybook princess gown for her dreamself while Nellie got slutwear?
>>153164610Stacked bitch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpreg
"john with his egbert out."
>>153153801Tauhid is a great artist. Shame he decided he needed that bottomless Jordan Peele money.
>>153163906I live in Boston and a comfortable jaunt to this convention with merchandise and food would have cost me $800. Seems a little ridiculous of a location to hold the event.
>>153161357I really dig trolls with animalistic features taken from their zodiac symbols.>Feferi and Eridan taking after aquatic animals>Nepeta with a fluffy feline tail>Tavros with a cow tail and cow ears(and also a nose ring while we're at it)And so on.
>>153164610>>153164644offensively erotic landwhale, I need her crushing my pelvis with her might
>>153165438AINT NO FUCKIN WAY officus is built like that.
>>153163987
>>153165438God I want to fold Renity in half and fuck her to death
>>153164610Because ellith is a sweet modest princess who deserves nothing but the best
>>153152752NoSpacesLikeBonesTitles
>>153165904So sad she will die of Ligma...
>>153166041idgi
>>153166197who tf is ellith
>>153166237you should say "who tf is steve jobs?" as a call back, but this is funnie still.
>>153166201Nobody does. It isn't funny.
>>153166276677
>>153166272that was the idea
I need to kill Andrew Hussie with my bare hands for never expanding on Rainbow Drinkers besides a shitty Twilight reference and just dropping that Alternia has zombies and never elaborating.
>>153152648What does it say about me that when I first saw the clown hands that I thought it was a pair of delicate womanly hands.
>>153166711uhhh if you didnt said that i also would think it was just a lady putting the pies to cool in the window. i think its a common misconception.
>>153166711You fell for the joke as intended.
>>153152648Dork donk
>>153166890But who is it built for?
>>153167080/hsg/ isn't ready to hear this but Feferi.
>>153167710>John and Feferi defeat Jane and take Crockercorp>rebrand it to be blue instead of red>turn it back into a baking product company>with ingredients that have healing and life-restoring properties from Feferi's powers>with Dad's face on the boxes for a wholesome family image
>>153167636Chubby chaser Dave
Goodnight /hsg/
Until now I haven't even considered what a clusterfuck the incipisphere must be in these extra-big sessions.
>>153152648>>153153400>>153156285Hahaha, great joke!Got some more? Just for laughs.
>>153168577stop jerking off.
>>153168188Oh shit I never played that yetI wonder if you can have so many players the carapicians have to chain up another moon satellite for more dream rooms
