TIL I can become Superman very affordably at my local gas station.
>>153159559Did Gunn approve this?
superman would never
>>153159559>get two weeks of superman powers and can also drink spirits for $18fuck, ill buy some.
>>153160905>WORK WITH ALCOHOLI think it needs to be combined with liquor? Or that's what I'd drop in random sketchy markets if I was Mxyzptlk.
>>153161068ill wash it down with turpentine for good measure.
I am a Rhino trump 69 guy myself
>>153159559Size, Time and Stamina, 7 days is bit much to have a boner
>>153159559>Works with Alcohol
>>153161113>get boner for 7 days>wife is like "nah i don't feel like it today"
>>153161129i know the flash cant get drunk but does thgat also work with supes?
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>>153161191I think he's mentioned he can't really get drunk but I'll be assed if I can remember when and where. Clark generally declines too.
>>153161323Part of the setup of Woman of Tommorow is that Kryptonians can’t get drunk under the yellow sun so Kara needs to go to a planet with a red son so she can get drunk
if you were given gas station pills that turned you into your favorite cape for 24 hours but left you impotent for a week after would you take them
>>153161615oh yeah. fuck i forgot the movie even mentioned that. thats so punk rock like good charlotte and offspring.
>>153161637yeah sure, if anything it will be easier to piss in the morning because i would have to sit down and press my cock down when im taking a morning shit
>>153159559I still don't understand how these are legal, same with the "micro dosing" mushroom candies that were causing people to have seizures.
>>153161637Yes, I jack off too much anyway.
>>153161665research chemicals cannot be classed as actual drugs because its a brand new chemical compound and they bypass it by changing a tiny fraction chemical. i experienced the UK spice epidemic(not the one with india), i had to ask myself that question every day. im assuming these pills and whatever drug youre talking about is "allowed" to be sold.they usually have a huge "DO NOT CONSUME" on the back of the packet
>>153161733Ah yes, the classic "not for human consumption" defense. It's crazy how our legal system has this glaring loophole.
>>153161796>"not for human consumption"thats it. my favourite was always "calming incense powder"
>>153161733>>153161796I saw fake seat belt clips that are meant to disable the seat belt alarm and they literally had "DO NOT USE" written on them.
>>153161855well it does say "dont use" "so why did you use it?" they cant be held accountable now. its either the funniest anti-joke or the worst joke
>>153161637Strictly for emergencies. And Paul being a dipshit.
>>153159559I bet this is how Injustice Batman got ahold of that shit and then said he spent like 10's of billions of dollars on it when he just picked it up at the Dollar Tree.
>>153159559Are these the pills they mixed up diabetes medicine and almost killed a dozen men?
>>153159559So they finally commercialized 5-u-93-r?
>>153159559Thats not Superman. that's homelander larping
>>153159559its the public spirit larping as the utopian larping as ultraman larping as trueman larping as sentry larping as homelander larping as apollo larping as whatever the fuck you want.
>>153159559What was on the back of the package?
>>153163972>"its a suppository"
>>153159559It's time to unlock your superpowers.
>>153161191Maybe if it's laced with Kryptonite
