>Cosmo! Wanda! I wish every time Crocker mentioned Fairy God Parents he'd forget the last 24 hours of his life!
>>153177220Backfire: Crocker can't forget the last 24 hours of his life because he isn't dead yet.
>>153177220Seems like that would cause permanent brain damage after a while...
>>153177220timmy, he is early middle age. can you wish for something that is not draining the wand battery?
I love Crocker. I think it's funny that he's completely right about everything yet still batshit crazy. Still wild to me he singlehandedly powered Fairy World from his lunacy
>>153180057>I think it's funny that he's completely right about everything yet still batshit crazy.many such cases
>>153179734I wish Cosmo had a drinking problem.
Would Timmy use Cosmo and Wanda for kink stuff before he understood why it interested him, and end up getting in trouble with Jorgen?
>>153182401>Cosmo! Wanda! I wish for everyone in Dimmsdale to have really big, smelly feet!
>>153182401>Timmy's face when he sarcastically wishes that Vicky's treatment of him was at least enjoyable and he gets introduced to BDSM
>>153182325>”Oh Timmy time beat you to that punch long ago and oh boy is it spiked.”>Cosmo says as he magics up a drink.
>>153182325>”I few like the worlds punching bag, Francis always giving me wedgies and stuff in me into lockers, Trixie always walking all over me and never even looking at me, Tootie always suffocating me, Vicky always humiliating me and laughing. Well I’m sick of it I wish they’d all stop it!”>”Sorry sport it says we can’t interfere with true love.”>”Yeah and they all love torturing you.”>”Fine well than I wish I enjoyed torture!”>Years later Timmy became Timantha a famous internet link bdsm submissive porn star. >”COSMO I TOLD YOU TO STOP WATCHING THAT!”>”Just checking in on old Godkids honey, Timmy sure is flexible now.”
>>153182401Like he doesn't do that already?
>>153182893…fuck. My bad.
I wish Principal Waxelplax lactated chocolate milk and would breastfeed me any time I ask her to
>Wanda, I wish you had 32DD Tits!>Uh, Timmy, I'm already a 32 Double->In HUMAN Proportions!>Oh.>*PING!*>Wanda now has head sized tits and they're so heavy shes slouching forward and needs help floating.
>Peri! I wish the mere existence of Hazel caused me to have severe schizophrenia and made me think she was my wife! Also, add a creepy stalker email to her inbox beacuse I LOVE Hazel Antionette Wells so much!
>>153183296Kek
>>153183296Underrated
>>153177220>I WISH I HAD A MILLION NONCOUNTERFEIT DOLLARS
>>153183199>"Wanda, I wish Vicky had G-cup titties!"
>>153182599Hahaahahah>Wanda conjured a glass of water and spills it on the computer
>>153183041>>153183199>Timmy has an accidental (and literal) run-in with Waxelplax at school>spends the rest of the day in a state of "just realized boobs exist" shock>just before he drifts off to sleep, he mutters about wishing that all girls had chests like that>wakes up the next morning to a very happy Cosmo and a very annoyed, very busty Wanda>pieces together what happened, brushes off Wanda's objections, and heads downstairs>first thing he sees is his now-Waxelplax-chested mom>very awkward breakfast ensues
>>153183296I laughed
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