Am I really supposed to believe Steven didn't plap at least one of the gems? When he was feeling lonely?
they dont have genitalsexcept for maybe ammy
>>153187587>plapcan this word die?also, i feel steven and peridot would make a better couple than steven and connie. she's the only one to treat steven with some respect in steven universe future
You do understand you're talking about Steven Universe, right? The boy who didn't inherit a single Chad gene from his dad?
>>153187587He fumbled a generic Indian girl you really think he'd be able to bag an aesthetically perfect gem?
>>153187587It would be Amethyst.Pearl is disgusted by biological processes; Garnet is too into herself; Lapis is too distant and neurotic; Peridot is literally autistic and won't even fuse with other gems.Amethyst is chill and would be most down to fuck casually, and has probably had a few fuck buddies in the past.
>>153187587Steven probably views every Gem that got close to him as a weird quirky Aunt/Step-MomIn a more "Mature" Cartoon for potheads and teenagers show there would be multiple jokes about how Steven gets passed around like it was a blunt rotation
>>153187587>Am I really supposed to believe Steven didn't plap at least one of the gems?yeah he's a fag
>>153187587He didn't do anything. The Gems, however, have needs...
>>153187587He absolutely did especially when he comes back from that retarded road trip of his. He fucks pearl when he needs mommy therapy sex but he mostly fucks peridot and amethyst daily>>153187605Wrong, they just need to phase out their epidermal coverings
>>153187587He at least would have done peridot shortly after she found internet porn. >>153187615He doesn't need human genes when he can shapeshift. The most slightest teenage urge to look at women could lead to him putting ron jeremy to shame in a week.
>>153187642Autistic women still get fucked. If Steven came onto her she'd try it just out of respect.
>>153187615Connie had a lot of baggage. Peridot was a free agent who genuinely liked Steven and was curious about human biology
>>153187730No she wouldn't, she would be as put off as when Garnet offered to fuse, possibly moreso.
>>153187776Fusion is different from sex.>But the gems treat it as sexDoes not matter, it is not the same thing, not even in the show's universe because Rose and Greg could not fuse but had sex and conceived Steven. So Peridot might be more willing to try sex than fusion because she isn't joining to become one being
The way he stared at amethyst was concerning
>>153187770Connie was a cunt and the sooner steven dumps her ass the better>>153187829Why was it concerning? If anything itd be healthy for them to smash
>>153187829>Yo, Steve, whaddya mean by "correction"? I'm not a piece of math homework.
Just convince Peridot that sex is a human biology worth "testing" and she'll shapeshift a pussy and working wombPorn artists figured this out a decade ago guys
>>153187829Amethyst should be banned from engaging with human men, especially because she couldn't even win the Greg bowl>Greg is with Rose until she diesAmethyst seethes>Greg is alone but too heartbroken to be with anyone at the momentAmethyst seethes and shapeshifts into Rose to traumatize him for not showing her attention>Greg starts hanging out with PearlAmethyst seethesShe can't win
steven is the peak of neofeminist "writing", a faggy little blob of a male that doesn't make women feel threatened but still somehow moves the plot along
>>153187875>doesn't make women feel threatenedTell that to Pearl
>>153187642That and the whole weird RP thing she had going on with Greg.
>>153187587Yes. Steven gay as Hell.
Everybody in this show is fucking each other constantly. Seriously catch up.
>>153187587I can never tell if /co/ likes or hates this show.
>>153190349I love alot about it earnestly but i also criticize to death. I have a very similar relationship to steven universe as a show as i do with the star wars franchise.
>>153187829She couldn't fuck the father, she might as well get it on with the son
>>153190519Amethyst absolutely did fuck greg but that doesnt mean she wont fuck steven eitherhttps://youtu.be/qeRfQs6_fC4?si=IyLeNkH-7a1sZV71
>>153187587Steven doesn't act like any teenager or preteen I've ever seen or known except maybe a couple of gay dudes who you knew were gay before you even understood anything about sexuality
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>>153187642.. Would it be kinda Incest-y? Since Amethyst is kinda like her Older Sister and all.. Or would it be like in Asia where there are marriages where the parnters knew eachother since they were kids, and wgot raised together?
>>153190918Possibly but Amethyst might be into it.
>>153187652At least the main Crystal Gems.Peridot and Lapis would be closer to be Older Sisters, I think
>>153187688Wait. Wich road trip? DId I missed on something?
>>153190918Who gives a shot faggot it's a cartoon with magical space rocks. Incest my ass and earache my eye.
>>153187636Connie is as close as we will get to a Western Ami Mizuno.Sure, Connie isn´t as smart as Ami, and she leans more towards comabt than Ami. But regardless, Connie is still cute.So yeah. I think Steven has at least functional rizz. He just needs to man up.Poor guy is trapped in YA verse. Where the actual hard hitting shit is found on the liberal metropolitan hell holes known as Blue Cities. WHere he will have deal with rent, cofee shops, polycules even, clubbing and all that shit that Sugar deals with.So in essence. Steven needs a Bro. Kamina tier Bro even.
>>153187856Now... what would be the next step?Yeah, Connie leaved Steven for some Man-Bun wearing Indian Nationalist schmuck that says they gotta "stick together" and she thinks it´s safer to go with a future doctor who is also "socially conscious" (he reads feminist and class warfare theory) And then after that Steven vented all his frustrations on Amethyst, both literally and figuratively after she went "who needs her anyway?" and got too cute on him.But what happens next? will it be weird and Steven and Amethyst don´t wannatalk about it? Will Steven want to be personal with Amethyst out of true love? or just desperation to not be alone?You can´t leave us hanging here, Anon!
>>153190918>.. Would it be kinda Incest-y? Since Amethyst is kinda like her Older Sister and all.. Yes and thats what makes it hot you nimrod
>>153190349Disenchantment. There´s a lot of Anons here (like Moi) that used to be fans, but now they hate it since it declined, and now seeit for what it is... but still, you can´t entirely hate something that meant so much for you, can you?
>>153190519... Amethyst really hated on Pearl, only to become like her.K E K
>>153191087This has been the best answer yet. Thank you.>>153190975Now now. Don´t get me wrong. I do find it hot. And It CAN be hot. I just wanted to know if it qualified or not as Siscon.
>>153190965The end of steven universe future where steven needlessly leaves behind all his friends and family to go fuck off in his new car for some retarded reason or another. Dumbest finale since star vs the forces of evil.>>153191076Im not a good write fag but what happens is that steven and connie break apart for whatever reason and amethyst consoles him through sex while shes also fucking greg on the side. Steven ends up constantly plaping peridot even more and it ends up hes mostly fucking peridot, lapis, and amethyst and pearl on somedays but pearl is busy mostly with her relationship with greg as well as sometimes putting out for dewey to make sure he doesnt off himself as well as to get free donuts to get for amethyst and steven(and because she does have a genuine sweet spot for the man too). Also despite breaking up with connie, stevens also is fucking connies mom still. CN better hire me for the sequel.I deleted the post the first time due to mistype in the first attempt of this post, sorry for the confusion
>>153191164Steven went along to get a therapist.And while I do like the fic... I dunno... feels too schlocky. Hot, but schlockyI think we can be more sophisitcated. Just make Steven get tired of city life after getting too many dissapointments (His Therapist awas a nagging hag, Connie dumped him, and he couldn´t even perform well as an Underground musician) so he goes back to Beach City, where he can finally feel apreciated again. First with Amy, who got too cute on him (and ened up crucially fucked) and then came with Peridot who got too interested on human biology and the prospect of Children, and wanted to recreate the act (something that in the end she could only trust Steven to do it, since she wasn´t willign to trust in any of the male clods on Beach City) And in the end Steven ends up with two shortstack cuties.Now I know I have Pearl, Garnet and maybe Jasper down the line. But I don´t know what to do with them yet. I know that with Steven, he will actualyl rizz up Jasper (at that point of the story, he is more confident on his male sexuality to appease the Loner Beast that Jasper is) so she doesn´t pick a fight with anybody and can have an actual home, but with Pearl... how can I get Pearl into Steven´s Harem?At that point Pearl got over Rose and "moved on", so we can´t really have that catalyst for the "godmommy loves you" kink (Steven reminding her of Rose) so, what would it be like then?OH! At least we have Lapis. This one is easy. Lapis acutally manages to comfort Steven when he´s on edge and is consdiering going Dr Manhattan on Planet Earth, and even that moment serves as a breacking point ofr all the previous tension they had across the story (basicalyl Lapis could hear Peridot´s moaning and dirty talking, and next morning there was an awkward tension between Lapis and Steven. And taht curcial scene is the pay off for all that tension, and now Lapis is formally in Steven´s Harem)So yeah. I only have to figure Pearl and Garnet
>>153191365>And while I do like the fic... I dunno... feels too schlocky. Hot, but schlockyDude these are literally jerk off fantasies i have made in my head. Im not an alan moore of fanfiction by any means
>>153187587Steven is canon gay. He stick around Connie because she thought was a guy
>>153187587Sour apple flavor ass
>>153191428Don´t have to. Probably Bigdad, Bajnaru or Kiki could make it. Would be peak.
Bump
>>153193761of Chicken
>>153190850Still the Best:2026
>>153194751>sharp teethFuck
>>153187587I don’t think Peridot with her autism would even realize that she had a curvy figure to be honest.
>>153187587Steven is more likeky to get plowed by Kevin or Peedee than fucking any Gem let alone Connie as Sugar is a faghag who oy gets off to toxic yaoi/yuri. You could tell she's was REEEEing and ripping her hair out on making Steven masculine in Future since the one time he looks like Steg without fusing with Greg, he had to have a mrntal breakdown and call himself a monster befire reverting to his hyperfeminized self with a cry & a hug in the finale.
>>153194751Septum piercing and side shave RUINS this Amethyst.
>>153187587he grew up with them, they were all basically his mothers and steven isn't a freak like that. Bismuth no, lapis didn't seem to like humans very much, jasper wanted to kill him, and peridot MAYBE if she was curious enough. she pushed greg off the roof just to see what would happen.if greg was smart, he would have just stayed at the zoo. they seemed like they probably had orgies every single day.
>>153197331You think Peedee would plow Steven? Kid's an obvious faggot, and a bottom at that. No way Steven wouldn't be doing the plowing.
>>153187875Imagine how good steven universe would be if they went all in on the lesbian robot space opera aspect and not the im a little bitch please pity me aspect some real space battleship yamato type bullshit
Irrelevant, I merely wish to fuck the gems myself
>>153197439With the way Lapis looks at him through the whole show she would've let him hit if Steven ever asked
Steven is the most faggiest faggot of a main character in recent cartoon history and even being attracted to a girl doesnt change that.
>>153197447Steven's a bigger bottom than Peedee. At best Steven's one of those people pleaser popping his boypussy to anyone who'd give him attention. At worst, he's ashamed of being masculine/dominant and therefore lets everyone else have their way with him because Sugar can only write men as washed up losers (Greg/Mayor Dewey), "chuds" (Lars/Kevin/Ronaldo/Uncle Andy) or sissies (Steven/Peedee). At least Peedee put his foot down to his family even if he's a sickly faggot stereotype, Steven always buckles under the pressure and has to be emasculated into the bottom bitch in the dress with whomever he's paired with. Even his fusions prove this as even with humans like with Connie or Greg, they have to be the oned in control of Stevonnie and Steg because Steven is such a subby schlubby sissy in these "relationships" as Sugar puts it.
>>153187776Peridot had an infinitely better relationship with Steven than Garnet. And Garnet is already a fusion. What she asked was like asking someone who never fucked before if they wanted a threesome. Pretty dumb comparison desu. Peridot literally loved Steven, if she had fused with anyone it would have made the most sense to fuse with him.
>>153200343Yeah but she didn'tHeadcanon dismissed
>>153200723What headcanon was posted in what you're responding to?
>>153187642I feel like Lapis would put out just for Steven, but she would also be very clingy and needy afterwards.
>>153200941She wouldn't initiate, and neither would StevenAmethyst could just be bored one day and be like>Hey wanna blowjob?
>>153190349Opinions are pretty evenly split I’d say. It’s just that the people who hate SU are much louder than the people who like it
>>153187652>Aunt/Step-MomBe careful, that'd make SU illegal in the UK
>>153193794Jockey
>>153190349yesBut like others have said, it's a split between people who hate it, or wholeheartedly love it. Some people in the former are even fans who just grew to despise it. I overall think it's good (partially due to growing up with it) but you won't see me as one of those literal fags who whines about others who dislike it and claiming they've never watched the show
