Terrible
>>153191694You can't be picky when you're average clientele are the trannies and moray that you've been getting Marten.
>>153191694Something about this banter doesn't quite sound like Liz, I can't put my finger on it. She's usually not this nit-picky.
>>153191694What the fuck is this? Just fuck already!
So Marten thinks his ex, who took great pride in her in-house roasting, is just a pretentious cunt?
>>153191837>relationship upgrade incoming>time to make her a pain in the ass
where the FUCK is the slime girl
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>>153192030I mean, she is one
Who the fuck doesn't know about pour over coffee? Is it really supposed to be some hipster thing?
>>153192030Her entire client base is college kids and her primary advertising shtick is treating her customers like shit, so yeah, I'd say he's got her number right there. She's casting pearls before swine, he understands he just has to be better and more convenient than a Tim Horton's in his current situation.
>>153192658Hacks, who has to be approaching 50 but this point, probably thinks so. Pour overs are just hand poured Mr. Coffee Machine cups of joe. Not really fancy by any means. Martin really has absolutely nothing in that coffee shop through if he's only got one way of making coffee. I've been to plenty of hipster coffee shops in Seattle over the years and they all have at LEAST three ways of making coffee even if they're one of those shops that doesn't have an espresso machine.
>>153191694I want to see Moray fight another for independence and absorb the loser in a show of dominance!
>>153192658I don't. I haven't drank coffee in years, and I haven't bought a cup in about twenty.
>>153193145Oh, apparently I did have a pour over coffee thing, but I just didn't know what it was called.
>>153191694sure, it was a loss of words
>>153191694>improving flavor is among the worst possible functions of a coffee stamperThis doesn't scan at all. What the fuck is he huffing?
>>153192030She IS a pretentious cunt. She's still hating on Sven for fooling/dating around when they were explicitly non-monogamous. YEARS later. Nothing says "woman" like perpetual re-litigation from nowhere.
>>153192659>her primary advertising shtick is treating her customers like shitI never got that. I could go literally anywhere and have my coffee and zero guff. Why would I need some wispy little 2003-era Willamsburg fuck huffing about how "basic" my order is?
>>153195174You could read a bit slower, but I agree that the wording is a bit awkward.She's considering Marten's hypothetical tamper made of cadmium, a common and very toxic heavy metal, and noting that it would be a bad choice of material (chemical element) out of which to make a coffee tamper.
>>153191694Boring as fuck
>>153191694It's clear that this faggot, who has "written" a "comic" for 20 years that's set in a coffee shop, actually knows fuck all about coffee.
>>153195349That thing he has is not an espresso machine, anon. It doesn't even have a fucking tamper.
>>153195505Nta, but do you not know how to read?
>>153195715Do you know what a filter coffee machine is? That thing doesn't even use beans. It's what is in the break room on an oil rig, not what is in a coffee shop.
>>153195715Do you not know how to identify that someone is either a troll or so terminally stupid it's pointless to engage?
>>153195197Faye isn't his ex. Dora is his ex, and while she also hates Sven for being a manwhore that's because she's his sister
>>153191694WORDS WORDS WORDSNOT FUNNYWORDS WORDS WORDSNOTHING HAPPENS WORDS WORDS WORDSFUCK YOU
>>153195858Instead of only criticizing, try saying what you want to see as well.As for me, I'd like to see the white guy being forced to choose between uncovering evidence pointing to his martial arts mentor's murderer, or saving an armless loli hanging from a rope who is being slowly lowered into an enclosure containing several very hungry wolves.
>>153195978I want Hanners to find a boyfriend who's a white jacked chad who's super tall, and they have a straight, loving, functional relationship. And I can't remember what the spy dude's name was but I'd like him to make a comeback. Marten gets hit on the head and goes into a coma.
>>153192030He doesn't remember any of his relationships before Claire. She fucked him retarded.
>>153192190Marten goes down to see the big D every night.
>>153192190so jeph already toned down the retarded hawk nose huh
>>153191694What the hell is wrong with headphone tube preamps?
>>153197883He probably forgot he changed her nose
>>153191694Every time I do pour over it takes me several minutes just to make a single cup. If I owned a coffee shop I’d probably refuse to do pour over just cause it’s a waste of time and manpower and I don’t want stupid customers complaining their coffee is taking too long.
