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>>153195941MINGALINGS WE WON
What are they watching?
>>153195974ghost in the shell (boring overrated slop)
i lol'd
>>153195987I hate dei marketing so much
I like every yuri and het ship.
>>153195987I hope those models are AIImagine being a woman, you get everything handed to you on a silver plate but you have to be humiliated at every step in a way that infests your own brain (you vill starve yourself/become obese) and if you speak out against it you get told you're against women winningThat must suckA lot
>>153196011Tf you babbling about
>>153196014They did the simultaneous release with the Stranger Things finale
I MISS HIMI MISS HIM SO MUCHALL I WANT IS FOR HIM TO RETURN GOOSE YOU FUCKING TRANNY GIVE HIM BACK TO ME
I hate every ship. I watched this show to see different personalities understand each other. And most of your post-two day niggers from a fresh episode just devolve into regurgitating "funnybunny" this or "abstragedy" that and type like a pack of nimrods.Where's the aromantic audience? Why are we always drowned out?
>>153196019TADC is not stranger things
>>153196020Caine WILL return in Episode 9. Trust the plan.
>>153195941>>153195958We'll get em next time bubblebros.
>>153196015Those clothes are made for women, yet women have to see them worn by rejects
Great, Glitch with theatrical releasecompletely ruined the experience of watching the series finale here, because you can always find some fags that will spoil the whole thing.I'm not even mad, just... sad
>>153196021Human beings are romantic creatures.
>>153196014>guys call in more cinemas so there's more screenings >we can't push the date closer guys they won't let us>ignore the fact that this was our idea in the first placethere's nothing stopping them from having a theater release the same day as youtube release besides the fact that they wanted more money, people defending this are dumb
>>153195987>Promoting ugliness and sicknessTruly, we are in Nurgle times.
>>153196042What if old-school film promoters see the YouTube upload as a secondary release, like DVD or streaming? Maybe they're working with people who are stuck in a paradigm that made sense at one point but doesn't anymore and they (the promoters) are too out-of-touch to know it.
>>153196042Are you dumb? Theaters wont screen the same day because otherwise not as many people will go, they even explained that on the tweet itself, didnt you read it?
Pomni could possibly strip naked and spread her ass in the final episode
>>153196052>>Promoting ugliness and sicknessThats what people say when you go outside
>>153196039Log off for two weeks, dumbass.
>>153196069You got them sis! Let's dilate together later!
>>153196042As someone who’s actually been part of negotiating a theatrical release window for a film that part of their response is so plausible that it would be hard to convince me it isn’t true. What’s stretching it is the idea that this is about breaking new ground for indie animation at large, more than the money and potentially forging a personal relationship with theaters. It’s good for the company, bad for the fans/artistic integrity.
Ragatha will be okay in the end
>>153196039Make up your own story for episode 9 and get your Discord friends or whoever to pretend that that's the real episode 9 and go around revealing that plot when the release date comes. That way nobody will know for sure if they're getting real spoilers or your made-up story.>>153196021Don't you have an imageboard for aromantics or something? You want 4chan posters, of all people, to control their urges and stop pretending to be retarded?
>>153196072Professional diagnosis: mad
>>153196052Try Slaanesh, pardner. The tranny cult is peak hedonism
>>153196079Dick status: Gone
>>153196078>Don't you have an imageboard for aromantics or something?do I?
>>153196077Ragatriots are in control. Never lose faith.
Schizo theory:Caine and Ragatha will not be fine.
>>153196060They could release it 20 years from now and it would still sell out. It's on them for not refusing altogether if they legitimatly wanted a duel-release. Which they're probably lying about.
>>153196060Anon's got a pointThey're not going to cinemas to "pave the way", they're doing it for money, and what's mutual for both parties is having no reason to premier on a streaming service and on the big screen at the same time>>153196082Emperor save us all
>>153196011>Imagine being a woman, you get everything handed to you on a silver plateMeanwhile Women Think Men have life handed to them.
>>153196014I definitely feel like they could have strong-armed them much harder for just one week. It's no secret that theaters are dying and they're dying brutally. I'm not exactly familiar with how movie theaters operate, but I'm certain they're not using film reels and are just playing digital files now, so it's not like they're using up any extra equipment or having to be particularly accomodating to play the finale. Sure the revenue would be smaller than they would like because of the timeframe, but it would still be a godsend with how many people would still be willing to show up.
https://x.com/ryzz_ryzz_/status/2043017020514369843
>>153196059This is exactly it. If you don’t have a big dick that the industry has to respect, they will play hardball in distribution. Nobody wants to share or have sloppy seconds. The guys making the decisions can’t conceive of people choosing the theater over a free stream they can get at home legally.
>>153196083Seething this much actually makes people think you are even more repulsive than you are normally, so i would recommend to not do that if you want others to stop vomiting when looking at your direction
Glitch is terrified of actually having romantic relationships in their shows, but instead teases it relentlessly Uzi and NPomni and Jaxclearly have romantic arcs that just don't take the next step
>>153196069No, anorexia and obesity are serious health risks that should not be glamorized.
>>153196060i guarantee you there are smaller chains in the US right now that couldn't care less if they screen the same day or even later, cinema visits are getting lower every year but Glitch only wants the big chain for future projects
>>153196120I can’t speak for Murder Drones but Pomni and Jax is a hallucination in your own head.
>>153196071That doesn't solve the problem. I wanted to watch it here with you fags and no matter who much I would spoiler-evade, if I go here the day of yt-release there WILL be spoilers. Nothing I can do about it.
>>153196129If they didn’t go with Fathom the release would be region locked and dinky.
>>153196119>S-S-S-SeethingYou gonna keep projecting onto everyone or are you gonna piss off back to whatever hole you cane from?
>"Jax, I'm sorry I laughed at your penis, it was just... unexpected that Caine giving us genitals would happen right in front of everyone, and well, it just reminded me so much of giving a bath to my little brother I... uh, ... I'm sure Pomni won't mind it, and that's what really matters, isn't it?"
>>153196104>I definitely feel like they could have strong-armed themWhat if they didn't want to?>but it would still be a godsend with how many people would still be willing to show up."Oh great, the chicken jockey crowd AND the pronoun crowd AND the young karens, think of the gate jumpers, the mess, the lawsuits, and the complaints">>153196120I agree that it's clear Glitch doesn't want romance but you're crack shipping.>>153196135Get some real friends. This isn't a good place. Sorry anon it's true.
>>153196143>I’m sure Po—Stopped reading
What's stopping the group from playing DnD while grinding on each other for the rest of their lives
>>153196101And why the fuck would they do that instead of now when the show is at peak of popularity???? >>153196102It will pave the way (or not idk) and at the same time it is for money, a indie studio like Glitch doesnt just turn down money like this im sorryGlitch is not cartoon network, disney or netflix the only bragging rights they have against big chain cinemas is a extremely popular cartoon, its actually delusional to think they could have easily just asked for a same day release>>153196129Dude, why would they do this with small cinemas on the united states when they have the possibility of doing with big chains around the world and earn sixteen times the moneyItd like you guys have no idea how companies work, YES OBVIOUSLY THEY CHOOSE THE BIGGER AND MORE PROFITABLE OPTION, who the fuck would pass this opportunity especially when you managed to churn out the wait time to only 2 weeks
>>153196143"j-jax? I know you're upset about yesterday, but i hope you're not still mad at me for laughing when we saw you naked. It's just that you were always so confident i expected it to be... nevermind, uh, have you heard of something called Buko No Pico?"
>>153196143"J-Jax? um, I know you're upset about yesterday, but i hope you're not still mad at me for laughing when we saw you naked. It's just that you were always so confident i expected it to be... nevermind, uh, have you heard of something called Buko No Pico?"
Glitch made the right decision for their company. The fans will forgive the momentary assfucking, but proving they can translate youtube videos into butts in seats is priceless in their industry. It sucks cock, but that’s the truth.
I only imagine how much this thread would make Jax seethe if he saw all these post mocking his dick size.
>>153196168i personally don't give a goddamn fucking shit. i grew up with ubisoft and i know real exploitation
The only places you realistically shouldnt be going within that 2 week timeframe is 4chan and twitter (if you have no blocked tags and words) this of course is like 50 9/11s to the thread autist
>>153196171He would laugh and say his cock is HUUUUGE you just can’t see it because of the censored circus models. He’d also brag about living with all our waifus and then put down our taste by saying he’s not desperate like we are. and then he’d go in his room and BAWL his eyes out
I think you guys might be projecting on Jax a tad bit
>>153196189I don't have a micro dick
>>153196189My penis is perfectly average sized*.*In India
>>153196165>>153196143>"Look Jax, i just came to... apologize about yesterday. It really wasn't cool of me to make those comments about your body. I know we haven't gotten along in the past and on some level i feel you deserve to be bullied, but you've been making an effort recently, and you've actually never made fun of my body so... I'm sorry. And all the small dick comments I made before, they were just generic insults, i didn't realize they uh, applied to you, I'll stop making them. Pomni's worried about you, you should go see her"
>>153196189Practically all of his ships are reducing him down to a purple dildo that (you) strap on or (you) want to be fucked by so… yeah.
>>153196161>a indie studio like Glitch doesnt just turn down money like this im sorryYes anon, I was agreeing>its actually delusional to think they could have easily just asked for a same day releaseAnd I was saying they wouldn't want a same day release because moneyI understand that you didn't read my post and I don't expect you to when in an internet argument
>>153196193>>153196165I read the whole thing. It’s Boku no Pico
>HEH... HES A LOSER... AND HES OBNOXIOUS.... AND HE HAS A TINY DICK..... AND HE GOES ON 4CHAN ALL OF THE TIME....... AND AND AND HES LAME AND EVERYONE HATES HIM AND A INCEL AND GAY AND AND AND AND ANDNow tell me, is this about Jax or (You)
>>153196120This is your brain on shipping.
>>153196194>jax cockvoreI wonder how many images there are of this
>>153196201That’s Jax
>>153196199The theaters dont release in the same day because of money, glitch cannot control this since they have no leverage against Cinemark and others aside from having a really popular internet show
>>153196171Jax, the "nothing is real, all in good fun" character, would seethe at 4chan, the "retards pretending to be retarded" imageboard, posting dumb shit about him?I'd more readily believe that he would photoshop himself hiding his penis behind a pencil stub.>>153196184Jax doesn't cry, that's Gangle territory.
>>153196193>"Jax, I've been looking for you! Are you OK, after yesterday? I mean you technically have the second biggest penis here, not counting zooble's attachments... The others agree to never mention it again, just forget it happened, so can we just pretend that we haven't seen each other naked, and have a fun time tonight?"
>>153196215>Jax doesn’t crySee you in the theater for Episode 9
>>153196201Jax is the quintessential Anon and the sooner you realize this, the better.
>>153196201>>153196189>>153196184everyone knowing about his tiny dick and Pomni accepting it and being ok with it is the fetish. All the things about him being the loser are in service of my true fetishacceptance
>>153182119>"Oh, you mean Jax, I hope you go easy on him. He is not as stupid as he puts on. I believe that his behavior is just how he copes with... well, being here." She said so, defensively, but not entirely excusing him."Oh, yeah? Even after he put a whoopee cushion in between my matress, under my pillow, under every single one of my couch cushions, there were a dozen of them under the rug and even more underneath the floorboards. It took me an entire day of looking for them all and even then, I don't think I still got every single one." (You) say, with a bit of a snarl and shot Ragatha a bit of a sneer, slightly flashing your teeth like a dog, poked with a sharp stick one too many times.>"Well... don't hurt him too bad.... though I wouldn't say he didn't have it coming, heh...." she said, ending with a little bit of a chuckle, a cute chuckle>"Hurt him? No, all I want to do rip his ears off and make him wear it like a colubian necktie, that's all.">"I-oh, well thats certainly an image." (<-- doesn't know what a columbian necktie is, sweet, innocent Ragatha)>"Hmmm... Well, I think I have taken up enough of your t-time I suppose. Please, take care of yoursel-." >(You) interject before she could finish >"W-wait, you don't have to leave so soon, uhhhh, do you wanna uh come in and uhh... help me clean my room? I might just not do it after you like, leave, and whatever..." (You) said, a bit of trepidation in your tone now.>Ragatha, her mouth now took the shape of a wide smile, corners of her lips now pointing upward and now her smile resembling a parabolic arc (at least (You) think so, seeing as (You) hated math)>"Ohhh, I'd just love to! Maybe afterwards you can have everybody visit you and your nice, clean room and hang out!" she said, with clasped hands next to her face>"No, I need some more time to adjust to the others, just you, here, for now, that's all I think I can handle.">Ragatha takes one step in, away from the doorway behind her an-*psssfbbrrt*
Jax is an authentic portrayal of Anon’s worst self that could exist on YouTube.
>>153196149>Get some real friends. This isn't a good place. Sorry anon it's true.Don't do it, don't say that anon. I'm not ready...
>>153196221there's no wrong way to fantasize but BOY you put that to the test
>>153196042They're a company anon, they have to jew out as much as possible to make money. IF they release the Youtube shit anywhere near theater release, rarely anyone would buy tickets besides just to see it in big screen with popcorn. Sales will be low and they wouldn't get their final success of finishing their show for good. Also goose has no rights and Glitch can easily milk the show with some filler shit or prequal faggotry.
>>153196221You undercut the funny part and make it lame, we know.
>>153196223He's not calling Zooble a faggot.
>>153196077i will be crying along side the Ragathugs in the theater, and i will offer them a swig of jager from my flask
>>153196236Excuse me, that could exist on YouTube AND have healthy audience numbers without explicitly being 100% a villain.
>>153196238>not filling it with rectified spirit so you can self-immolate if the finale doesn't meet your expectations
>>153196248if you kill yourself then they win. thats why i live on pure spite
>>153196216She would say this.
>it's ANOTHER greentext stories about Jax's dick thread
Just as much as i think you guys heavily exaggerate how much of a bully jax is, i also think you heavily exaggerate his chuddy "incelness". He's a depressed terminally-ironic loser, not a school shooter.
>>153196255I know a girl like you. Beautiful thing, like an Evil Pomni that sticks to her guns and knows more swears and slurs than Zooble and Kinger combined.I should call her.
>>153196260well, write some up to counter him
Decimate all Glitch bootlickers
>>153196260Autists tend to have specific strange fixations that they will ruminate on over and over and over again without getting tired. This one just happens to do so semi-publicly.
>>153196265You want us to write Jax big cock fanfiction?
>>153196270n-no, of course not senor
No JBC = ANGER
>>153196214Cinemas want it for money, to maximise this that means not doing it on the same dayGlitch also wants money, to maximise this that means not doing it on the same dayTheir goals are alignedIf we consider Glitch to be a faithful party then their stated goal was to blueball you for an entire week to coax you into consooming in a place where the money goes to GlitchYa dig?
>>153196260Lowkey unc is getting filtered by the BJC (Big Jax Cock)
Any news about screenings in Europe?
>>153196268They made the right decision for the company. You did get fucked and you’re allowed to be mad about it, but they can’t be faulted as a business.
>>153196225Anon, if you stay here you're just gonna abstractYou gotta leave the circus
>>153195941Why is Zooble looking at Ming like that?
>Yeah, I'm dating Gangle, and we sleep together, go on, say it>say what?>go on, say what we all know you're thinking>I have no idea what you are talking about>Go on, call us gay, call me a faggot, say it>... do you... really think I'm that kind of guy?>uh... yes?>what have i ever said that would make you think I'm homophobic?
>>153196293she wants the BMC and shes (assuming) its like a can of red bull and then some
>>153196270I'd say that the counter to Jax small dick fanfiction, would be Gangle big pussy fanfiction.
Why are you talking like glitch personally killed my family. I dont care that much, i can stay out of twitter, dont speak for me.
I bet the episode will be Jax crashing out learning he was right about none of it being real since they're digital copies.
>>153196294He would gaslight her like this
not ALL my stories as small penis adoration porn
Niggas out here, x, and reddit dick sucking a corporation kek. How quick are people to turn the blame on cinemas when this is Glitch decision. They could just not put the thing in theaters; it's been doing fine being on YouTube.
>>153196298>Gangle big pussy fanfiction.
>>153196294I read this with the voices inverted at firstThey don't really have different characters do they?
>>153196305Same fixation, only instead of small penis + acceptance it’s autism + acceptance. That’s like the wonderbread guy saying he also commissions hostess stuff.
>"Maybe we can do something to make it up to Jax, let him know we don't see him as less of a man">"Don't give him ideas">"GREAT IDEA! An adventure where you all have sex with Jax!">"Uh, that's not what I me-">"TIME FOR A FUCKVENTURE!"
>>153196299NO YOU NEED TO CARE ABOUT THIS AS MUCH AS I DOHOW DARE THEY BETRAY US THERE ARE DOZENS OF USDOZENS
>>153196308>You don't understand maaaaaaan, it's about muh indie revolutionHey says, wearing an TADC shirt xe bought from hot topic
>>153196308I am being perfectly unemotional about it. The audience got the short end of the stick, they have a right to be mad, Glitch made the right business decision. All of those are truthful.
>>153196042It's the ONE chance we have to meet cute femSchizos like US in the wild, I'm all in
>>153196298>hotdog in a hallway>so severe she needs to reverse birth to feel anything>balls Jax and stuffs him inside because it physically shuts him up, killing two birds with one stone
>>153196305>>153196314Yeah man you've kinda already put yourself out there completely.
>>153196321if thats the case, then i may need to invest in a stabproof vest
>>153196316>all have sex with ja—Stopped reading
>>153196316>did he just say [bleep]?
>>153196299>>153196317>Stop bullying my hekin' wholesome 100 corporation.
>>153195974Madness Combat
>>153196292Circus can't be leftWe're all here forever
>>153196297Ming's poor reputation will keep suffering.
>>153196325Oh no, an anonymous image board knows that an anonymous user wants to be accepted, how awful, what a disgusting fetish!
>>153196333It's possible that some people don't care as much as you do.
>the circus was actually a meta commentary about fandoms all of this time>mfw we are all on the circus right
>>153196336Gangle likes the cool anime ninja moves and Ragatha likes the gore. They also joke that the madness guys look like little kingers.
>>153196336>Madness CombatImagine throwing Trickey in the circus. He's got none of his powers and ironically, his avatar isn't a clown.
>>153196344oh fug
>>153196342Ok tiny dick anon, I accept you and your micropenis.
>>153196343>I don't care. That's why I'm making a post telling people I don't care. Btw, did you know that I don't care....because I don't care
>>153196333>>153196349Im just asking you to stop including me, the viewer and whose is reading your posts in your sperging meltdowns over a 2 week period where you cannot go on 4chan (big crime)
>>153196344/tadc/ is the circus
i think plushie guts Ragatha might be hilarious to write about. lots of funny gags i can think of
>>153196344right now*
>>153196352Nigga, shut up.
>>153196355I’d read cute gorgatha scenarios, but edgy or sad isn’t for me.
>>153196305you know i just became super self aware of my condition so I will learn to never mention this when writing my autist characters now .-. they tarding out will be the perfect cue for the situation.
>>153196323What The Fuck Am I Reading?
>>153196358I dont think i will!
Circus member for this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8
>>153196120Uzi and N are literally officially a couple by the end of Murder Drones. What do you want Glitch to do? Make them take the next step by having them fuck on screen for you?
>>153196342It’s not so much that you have an acceptance fetish but that you have a humiliation fetish that ends in sexual gratification that you continually share with us over and over including replies to other prompts or concepts.
I molest Jax every day in my sinful heart and mind. I nail him to that cross on which he died.
Corporate bootlickers are pathetic. They did it for the $$$$ the flimsy excuse from the CEO is deflecting blame on someone else and all the cucks are buying it. Hope all you corporate bootlickers get spoiled kek
>>153196342What the fuck is this artstyle, gang
>"people" still supporting this company after literally fucking them over a barrel for money
>>153196375>Make them take the next step by having them fuck on screen for you?yes
>>153196359i wrote the silly one where shes giving you all her insides while using every single cliche romantic line. funny shit
>>153196378They did it for the money but not in the way that you think they did and if you had any idea how predatory distribution is to indie productions you would instantly believe that aspect of their story.
>>153196378The “bootlickers” are probably the least likely to be spoiled since they’ll be the ones going to see it in the theatres.
Gargle that corporate cock you fucking cucks. How does Glitch dick taste?
>>153196354Is this about Existentialism and Meta Commentary on This is All Life Is?https://youtu.be/LCRZZC-DH7M
>We'll always release on YouTube first!So that was a lie and you people still gobble it up??
I support Glitch’s decision to make a gorillion dollars from their fans. I would do the same in their shoes.
>>153195941>Smg4 proofiting years and years using nintendo trademarked meshes of mario games, audios, models, even modifiying splatoon models >Nintendo: i sleep>Palworld had a slighty similar idea to pokemon creating a game from 0>Nintendo: SUUUIIIIIIITTSSS!I dont hate that fat stoner, but how is this even possible lmao
>Catalog driveby trying to ragebaitLol
>MMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY CORPORATE CUM >I TOTALLY DONT CARE BTW
>Dick riding Glitch Productions>For freeShameless behavior
>>153196404>Being this illiterateThey were talking about Netflix
>>153196388You are acting like they are cutting arms of African children in the Congo when they are just trying to make money of a product that they still intend to give out for free in the end.
corporate gangle cock...
>>153196413Feel free to make an actual argument if you like. The ragebait isn’t gonna work today.
>>153196404to stupid to read between the lines, many such cases!
So like I don't mind that you guys suck corporate asshole I'm just saying it's not for me.
Rank their cock size
Who would wear the strap in abstragedy and why would it be gangle in the maniac mask
Her franchise, her harem
LEAVE THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY ALONELEAVE THEM ALONE
>>153196415>>153196421>No bro, it was actually your fault for not assuming they were talking about Netflix
I have spent a cumulative total of $0 on The Amazing Digital Circus. This will continue indefinitely.
>>153196434That's a child-coded character, unc
>>153196437It is your fault for being stupid correct
>crappy merch>crappy release schedule >fuck over their fans for money and clout Yeah this cum guzzling fandom isn't for me.
>>153196439She’s 25 years old
>Ragatha pulls out her eye, and gingerly places it in the palm of your hand, and she clasps both her hands around yours slowly closing your fingers.>"Hehe, 'eye' love you..."
You are a retard-coded character
Bro I totally don't care. You're the one that looks like a retard right now.
>>153196440>stupid correctReal funny you're the one calling people illiterate when you're fucking up your spelling
>>153196443Button or eyeball
>>153196442OUT OF 10
We LOVE corporate cock here
>>153196447Considering you have been talking to yourself for the last 5 minutes i would agree that you are the one that looks like a retard right now
>>153196447>I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE-Lmao, seething faggot
>Nooo bro you don't understand this is HUGE an INDIE company making it in the BIG TIME MOVIE THEATER >It has nothing to do with the money bro believe me I really don't care btw
Corporate sexo
Do you have to be a tranny to enjoy when a corporation fucks you over this hard? Just asking for everyone who says it's not because of the money. Genuinely curious.
I want to give Ragatha an under the table promotion
Anyone else get 10:20AM tickets on Thursday? Or has anyone seen an earlier timeslot?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I don't care I don't care I don't care>did you know I don't care?>because I totally don't care btw >actually I LIKE the taste of corporate cock in my mouth btw
>>153196475Not now bubble
Remember you can still give her the corporate cock after business hours
>>153196475>Ribbit the moment Jax starts raping her
So the money from endless chinese made plushies and figures wasn't enough huh? They had to fuck us all over with a two week gap?
The Mediocre Digital Allowance Firm
>>153196439Some people are just small or petite or short or slim.A child coded character is a baby or toddler. Is Pomni child coded to you or someone who was weird about it? Trust your instincts on that one while knowing she fights against being infantilized in ep 5 when Jax suggests she is too young to work
>>153196466Of course it’s about the money. Everybody knows that. Like are you actually fucking stupid?
>>153196387AI
>What are poor? You don't have that specific movie theater near you?No, I don't you dumb fucking gook. Now I have to avoid using internet for 2 fucking weeks. Thanks a lot fucker.
>>153196493Dont reply to the catalogue monkey anon, hes having a meltdown
>>153196488How much money did you spend on the figurines anon? Be honest. How many plastic Pomnis did you buy?
>actually I'm the mature and reasonable one here because I like when corporations gape my asshole >try being mature like me who totally doesn't care btw
>>153196375yes
>>153196493Oh man, bro. You sure are showing everyone how little you can about this.
Pomni may be an accountant, but she didn’t account for the size of this DICK
>>153196499>EVERYONE WHO IS MAKING FUN OF GLITCH IS HAVING A MELTDOWN!
>>153196499I’m gonna keep replying to him>>153196505Your response doesn’t make any sense. Try again dumbass.
>>153196449her eyeball, of course!>Ragatha rips out her button right out its stitch and gives it to you in your other hand, just as gently as she did with her eye, now, clumsily trying to find your hand to put both of hers around yours again.>"You push all my 'buttons' y'know." >she now stand there smiling, without eyes, reminding you of that scene out of jeepers creepers, (You) thought
This thread is 90% psychotic babbling which is a slight increase from normal.
She's __
>>153196514Nigger, you keep bitching and whining about people taking the piss out of Glitch. Are you fucking retarded?
>I'm not the crazy one here for thinking that corporate cock is delicious >YOURE the one that's psychotic for not savoring the taste
>Jax i know this topic is very sensitive to you but i have been noticed by HR again about your comments and "jokes" about your small cock and i would really appreciate if you would stop that considering the type of enviroment we are in, remember the contract you signed
>I spent $300 on plastic figures, graphic tees, and plush stuffies and THIS is how my loyalty to the brand is rewarded?!?!No refunds chuddy!
>>15319652625!
>>153196536out of 10!
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu caine no one wants to suck my corporate cock
>>153196516Ask her if she wants to watch Jeepers Creepers with you tonight
>>153196527>I’m just epicly taking the piss>It’s an epic troll for teh lulz>I’m definitely not a retarded attention whore having an adult temper tantrum on the internet at 4amNice try dunderhead. You’re not fooling anyone.
I want to keep Ragatha’s button eye with me in my pocket so that when we’re apart throughout the day I can periodically take it out, point it at myself like videochat and mouth the words ‘I love you’ very clearly.
Whats the difference between corporate cock and just regular cock? Do they taste better?
>>153196553Corporate cock gives a harder screw but it doesn’t always feel so good.
I love Pomni so much it makes me want to puke and then peel off all my skin and tie my skin at the top of the flagpole and listen to the sound of it flapping in the wind while I sit on my couch as a horrifying skinless meatman
>>153196544Lmao, you're are such a retarded turbo queer. If you didn't give a shit about people taking the piss, you would've said a thing. But you keep insisting to antagonize people who do.Fucking dumbass.
>>153196564Based
Ragatha would be a part of HR in a corporate AU and you would hate her for cslling you out during work days anon
>>153196542>"Jeepers creepers, where'd I get these peepers!" (You) responded, and now holding her eye(s) at arms length, pointed,or uh facing you (at least the eyeball was)>she laughs and even snorts, you make a mental note of how cute that was as she put her hands over her face in embarrassment and blushes a deep red that almost blended seemlessly with her hair
>>153196565I hope you feel antagonized big boy. I own you now >:)
>>153196571I would not work at Ragatha’s company if she were an HR lady, because I want to have a non-professional relationship with her. I see her more as an overworked secretary or kindergarten teacher though.
>>153196580You sound like a fucking dork irl.
>>153196513Are people really that boring they'd turn an escapist fantasy into a "What if they were all office drones?"
Not reading any of this back and forth btw
>>153196576This is slander
>>153196078>Make up your own story for episode 9 and get your Discord friends or whoever to pretend that that's the real episode 9 and go around revealing that plot when the release date comes. That way nobody will know for sure if they're getting real spoilers or your made-up story.everyone do this! make a different story with each friendgroup! make it harder for the real ending to be leaked early!
>>153196589You're seething lol
>>153196591Well we all have to wait an extra two weeks because you wash your mouth out with corporate cum soooo.
>>153196591People like office AUs because you can test larger than life characters in small relatable situations, kinda like what Goose did with McDonalds.
Gangles corporate cum........
>>153196597nah, i get irrationally angry if people mention to me that they consume garbage anime
>>153196576please tell me there are more, one for each character>Jax denying he's autistic with a list of symptoms
>>153196596I think they’re funny
>>153196589Really? Because you seem so cool and articulate.
>>153196603>People like boredom because you can put fun characters into boring situations!
Genuinely embarrassing how many legal adults I'm seeing throwing a tantrum over the theatrical release.Get over yourselves.
>>153196559>>153196576>>153196592this that British AU I forgot about forever ago?
>>153196564Jax...
Tbh I would rather not see this general banished to /trash/, because then half of the posts will just be about the characters getting fucked by black guys and bbc
>>153196612Leave her alone!!!!!
>>153196608It’s a gangle focused gag comic
>>153196613>Cares too much about online shitposters award
>>153196621Don’t even speak that into existence.
>>153196621perish the thought, man!
>GLITCH Not going about decisions in the most autistic way possible challenge: impossibleDamn what a ways to blindside everyone, of course the apologists are the ones WITH available theaters
>>153196618Ya, although each comic seems to have slightly different elements so not a strict attempt at an AU.
>>153196642This isn't going to kill Glitch. What will kill them in the end is not having a show they can rely on for a long period of time
>>153196642I hate the limp dick apologists with every fiber of my being. Stupid weak cucks that will gladly throw money away to a corporation that hates them. Of course it's mostly white western countries.
>>153196608They all have London themed problems.
>>153196628Of course I care about you anon. Your mother and I are concerned about you. We just want you to be happy.
>Malding you live in an irrelevant country
>>153196659>I hate the limp dick apologists with every fiber of my being.>Oh but I'm not the one seething, YOU ARE.Anon please get help.
Wait maybe I’m the one seething. I don’t remember
some motherfucker on twitter said gangle is a better character than jax
>>153196656
>>153196625Damn bitch, you live like this?
>>153196681No I was definitely mad first. Then everyone else copied me.
>>153196672>He's STILL bitching people aren't riding Glitches dickRemember everyone, this guy says he doesn't care.
>>153196682That’s accurate. Jax is the second worst of the core cast.
>>153196681You're not the one seething here. I am.
This gif, but it's Pomni instead.
>>153196619no Jax is like>God, Pomni is so annoying>What? why are you telling me this? >I dunno, i just feel less... antagonistic recently, who else am i gunna talk to, Gangle? Ragatha?>sigh, go on, what's your new problem>Yeah, always talking to me, always asking me what's up and wanting to follow me>uh... how does this.... make you.. feel?>ugh, i get this weird feeling in my stomach when i see her, i end up all flustered and tripping over my words>Do you want her to leave you alone?>I mean, i should but then when i don't see her i feel weird, like, not angry, but, really down in the dumps. >Is this why you havn't been bulling gangle for the last month?>I.. guess... >Jax, I just need top ask, now, this isn't making fun of you, i'm really just asking, have you ever had a girlfriend?>oh wouldn't you like to know?>huh, virgin, figures>how did you, i mean what's that got to, no!
>>153196696Pomni let's you have the stray fries at the bottom of the bag.
I know I’m probably the first one to say this, but I really really really want to impregnate Ragatha.
I don’t suck Glitch’s cock. I just give them a tough, dry handjob in their Toyota Avalon in the Popeye’s parking lot during my lunch break.
>>153196692I'm glad we all agree that Caine is the worst character
>>153196699>feeling in my stomach—Stopped reading
>>153196707>Wait time to fuck Ragatha: 10 hours
I thought ragatha was the 2nd main characters...... where is her episode....
>>153196723She's getting a side plot in episode 9. Trust the plan
>>153196715Stuck on another adventure huh? That’s okay, I’ll wait for her to get back. I am her house husband after all.
>>153196705>stops short and makes all the fries spill over inside the bag>"Hey, would you look at that, all the fries are mine!"
This is every pairing in the circus that doesn’t involve Kinger
>>153196738Jax is 100% bottomPomni will still take his dick, but he lays on his back and she takes control
>>153196747Pomni is a bottom too hence the post.
Imagine Ragatha gives birth to you
>>153196738>Zooble>Bottom
Corporate cock suckers get the wall
>>153196375Glitch will become even more successful if they put the sloppiest, plappiest, squirtiest sex into all their shows.
>>153196763The Pink Floyd version or the Nostalgia Critic version?
>>153196756I'd rather not.
>>153196756I love Ragatha enough to have strange and detailed fantasies about her but that one does nothing for me.If you mean as I am now I would mostly be grossed out by the whole thing. If you mean Ragatha is literally my birthmother than I suppose it would be a comfy childhood but I don’t want a mommy complex.
>>153196763Agreed. Which third world country are you posting from?
>>153196756You need to just stop talking
>>153196773>but I don’t want a mommy complexYou're weak.And I've outgrown you.
Ragatha travels back in time to /ss/ you
For me, it's Evil Ragatha.
Now that burgers are asleep, what's a good email template to harass my local theatre with in a country where 65% of the population doesn't speak english and that no one working at glitch would even be able to point at a map?
I want Pomni to be real and be my girlfriendThere's a running joke with my friends that my Pomni plush is my gfI want to go to the cinema and get a Pomni cosplayer gfI have no rizz, no drip, whatever shit people say these days. The movie might not even come to my country. Woe is me, no one's life is worse than mine. Why the fuck did I write this post.
>>153196787Her being my mom doesn’t make her more attractive to me, and I wouldn’t want to live in a world where I’m westermark’d into not liking her. I could do some mommy roleplay for fun but beyond that, wifegatha not momgatha for me thanks.
>>153196809>There's a running joke with my friends that my Pomni plush is my gfHow did you ler this happen?
>>153196809Based and good taste.
Cheese Pizza in TADC
I want to impregnate Ragatha and she gives birth to me and my twin sister Pomni. And then I impregnate Pomni, who proceeds to give birth to me and my twin sister Ragatha. This continues for quite some time.
>>153196806Ask ChatGPT to write that for you. Have you been living under a rock since the pandemic ended?
>>153196788Imagine plapping a 10/10 ginger ragdoll as a brat who introduces herself as your girlfriend from the future and just having to live out the years wondering how the fuck that’s supposed to happen. And then you meet her for the first time and the pressure is on for you to actually bag her. And then while you’re in a relationship you have to Kyle Reese her back to the past to fuck your younger self and avoid the time paradox.
SEX WITH __________
>>153196814I started it, did it again a few times, and now at least one of my friends has joined in on it. Can't remember if anyone else has.
>>153196809Genuine Pomnifags who aren’t Jax self inserters are always welcome
Pom
>>153196837>Pomni>Evil Pomni>Anime Pomni>Possessed Pomni>Bar Pomni>Can Can Pomni>Fanon Pomni>Ragatha>Evil Ragatha>Anime Ragatha>Stupid Sauce Ragatha>Bar Ragatha>Beach Ragatha>Can Can Ragatha>Fanon Ragatha with a big pillowy butt>Gangle>Anime Gangle>Manager Gangle>Beach Gangle>Can Can Gangle>Fanon Gangle>Zooble>Futa Zooble>Anime Zooble>General Grievous Zooble>Can Can Zooble>Bazooble>Princess Loolilalu>Martha Mildenhall>Ribbit>FemJax (real)>The Sun>The Moon>Gummigoo’s Mom>Ragatha’s Mom>The Gloink Queen>Queenie’s Vantablack younger sister>Bratty anti-natalist femanons (pregnant)>Latina Ragathug femanon>Amanda Hufford>Lizzie Freeman>Vixen>Booby Bubble (forma de Ringmaster)>Gangle’s OCsAnd>(you) reading this, right now
>>153196837BUBBLE
Am I the only one hoping Jax at least mentions Kaufmo in the finale, I feel so bad for the gyatt clown nobody cares about his ass
>>153196850niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
My gf is Pomni (chinese)
>>153196860KEKmo prefers sitting in the dark corner out of the spotlight
>Ragatha: Hey Pomni. Do you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
tell me, would (You) give Ragatha the LAST ice cream sandwich in your fridge?
>>153196866I would hope Kaufmo was getting off to it
>>153196837My beautiful and lovely wife Ragatha
>>153196871Does that mean Ragatha is the one who really wants the mommy roleplay?
>>153196853B--But anon, I'm a guy in the Macroverse! >.<
>>153196872Nah fuck that raggidy bitch
>>153196889I want to fuck you so that means you’re a girl. This is not up for discussion.
>>153196878oh, boy. you dont know half of the thing i would do to Ragatha
>The biggest Ragatha chud and Jax troon walk into a movie theater
>>153196894...Do I at least get a movie ticket?
>>153196872I would let her have it. But she would refuse, because she is a people pleaser. I would insist and she would insist harder. It would turn into a big blowout fight and she would be crying and I would go to the bar and get drunk and drive home. She knows she should divorce me but she doesn’t have the guts to do it.
>>153196871Threesome with Ragatha and Ragamom that ends in one of them riding your face and the other riding your cock as they make out (from then on their relationship is healed).
>>153196910hey, i read something like that once
>>153196903First the premiere, then the bone zone.
>>153196723Goose said her ep was a mix of 5 or 6, take it or leave it
>>153196872Yes, she knows I don’t eat dessert too often.
>>153196920so uhif someone hypothetically wanted to take you up on that offer
>>153196940See you there
>>153196910Dick therapy, can’t beat it. As a bonus you get the blessing to marry her daughter too, and she’s not writing you out of the will.
>>153196899Nothing happens because we are not our online personas and we can just enjoy watching a digital circus movie.
>>153196979wrong
You guys better bring a camera so I also can watch.. OR ELSE
MADE for Big Corpo Cock
>>153196014It will be embarassing when they will try to repeat it with Knight of Guinevere or Gaslight District. They have nothing and will most likely sell Glitch to Amazon or Netflix.
This is the library, where Kinger is found reading stories during play sessions and Ragatha is often seen working at the desk outside of them. Unfortunately, there is not much entertainment to be found here, outside of the story books. The shelves primarily count guides and references for maintaining the house and conjuring, as well as blank ones. Ragatha has started working on new story books, with the help of Gangle and sometime Zooble for illustrations, but every work must be sent to Mama for editing and approval before being put on the shelves.Ambiance: https://youtu.be/4wZ74oW1qJQ?is=e9_7imGWB5SajXnS
Ah no fair, some of the Pomni ASMRs actually come with cosplay foid video instead of just audio
morning /tadc/
>>153197030holy
>>153197023Main character privilege
>>153197022Looks cozy!
Jax confessed to running over a kid to Ribbit and then she distanced herself from him and abstracted
>>153196014I don't think releasing the episode in theaters is a good idea, not only in case it flops, but the number of fans who go will be a thousand times smaller than the number of fans who watch it online, not to mention the spoilers; this will be a huge blow to Glitch's reputation.It would have been easier to charge for watching the episode on Netflix, not to mention that anyone could simply steal the episode and release it online; it's a damn movie theater, they're not known for their security.
>>153197045jax gave the frog the ick factor six
>>153196358hes right tho youre an assuming sperg,and you know what assuming does...
Conjuring's actually been around since 4, I think. I don't think Caine gave Gangle all that shit that she used to torment Jax
>>153197046Showings are selling out like gangbusters and theaters are scrambling to add more showings. Glitch won.
>>153197045I think the "he killed a kid" hypothesis was more or less refuted by the personal torture Caine made for him.
human centipede with ragatha and pomni
>>153197055Based and paid attention pilled.
>>153197060He can still be a bad person by doing a hit and run, not necessarily killing.
>>153196309tiny penis and gaping vagina?what is this, a triforce podacst fan convention?
I don’t pay attention to the things I watch because I’m a big dummy and it hurts…
>>153196062On the big screen no less!
>>153197080I acknowledge I am weird and others have an inner life.
slippery frog pussy, that is all
>>153197080being normal is so boring, but i dont wanna be the guy whos wearing purple paint and pool noodles on his head
>>153197080i know i'm the weird one you don't want to sit near
>>153197070Would someone running from the guilt of running someone over really be more concerned about being laughed at?It is not impossible, but I don't think Jax is that kind of character.
>>153197080I think I’m in the less weird half of the fanbase simply by virtue of not masturbating to porn of the characters.
If you tore a hole in Ragatha and fucked it would it hurt her like you’re fucking a wound or no?
>>153197098Caine only tortured them based upon what he knew about them, so it's only stuff they've actually talked about under his all-seeing eyes. Hence why Pomni's torture was just scary gummigoo instead of something that actually traumatized her, like her first moments in the circus.
>>153197092I want to meet the frogfu already she gives off intense sexual energy
>>153196193>and you've actually never made fun of my bodyAn interesting point buried in a small dick shitpostIt’s clear from episode 7 that Jax is well aware of Zooble’s body issue, but he’s never gone to that well as a means of pissing them off
>>153196215Jax hates being the butt of the joke though
>>153197099you're missing out
>>153197098If they're a bad person, yes.
so, how much are people going spaz out when it turns out the sun and moon are the two AIs, and caine is just an NPC they made to host the circus while they focused on other amazing digital enviroments?
>>153197101it depends where the hole is....
Ribbit is just going to be amphibian Pomni
>>153197099I find the sexual situations funny and that little jester does make me excited, but I don't think I've ever actually fapped to her. Guess I'm too loyal to my (non tadc) waifu
>>153196299Why would I care if Glitch killed YOUR family? If Glitch killing your family gets me the episode on time, I say go for it
>>153197137Shalom
Will the movie theaters smell worse than a smash tournament
>>153196346His avatar would still be a clown, Hoffnar always had affinity for violence and gallows humor way before he became insane and turned into a murder clown
>>153197099Based. Coomers are subhuman and inferior to us.
>>153197099Oh wow, you guys have your own anti-cloppers too?>>153197135Have you tried imagining a threesome between you, Pomni, and your waifu? What's the pretty lady's name, anyway?
loli clussy...........
>>153197148
>>153197036Thankssss. It's not when Raggie is crawling under two tons of work though.
>>153197099i cried after i jerked it to Ragatha and havent since (cried or jerked it to her that is)
How will the audience react to this as the ending for Pomni?
Other Digital Circus threads for anyone interested in visiting.>>153168912>>153192909>>153134820>>153190658>>153194265
>>153197099I don't even need porn, just by looking at the character's faces and expressions is enough to make cum
>>153195941If the ending gets spoiled Im shooting the cinema
>>153197173Genuine question: how many here believe Gummigoo will actually return in the finale? I can really see it go either way.
>>153197203I won’t be surprised if he appears. But I will be surprised if he’s important.
>>153197198Ragatha when she goes half lidded makes me go wild
>>153197203Expecting at least some last minute scene where the biggest "threat" was resolved and Pomni finds Gummigoo and his bros driving a truck toward them before credits roll or something.It would be crazy if we actually had a full scene with dialogs between Pomni and Jack Hawkins
>>153197099how do you fap to pomni without feeling like a pedo? shes so tiny and her being "25" doesn't make it better
>>153197263Nta but well you see it makes my penis hard and that’s all that matters
>>153197155that's a secret
>>153197263Porn does not concern itself with being on model.
>>153197263do you feel like a pedo fucking the average 4'x" asian lady?
I fucking LOVE corpos and anti-consumer practices, but also Glitch is a small indie company who had to panhandle on the streets to get funding please understand
I love corporations because they provide funding for my favourite shows such as tadc
>>153197263I don’t think Pomni really resembles a child either. She’s like 4’0 and has a gigantic circular head. It would be like fucking a giant bobblehead or maybe a bubblegum machine. I cannot detect anything arousing about her. She does not resemble an attractive human female even remotely. But then again, Ragatha doesn’t arouse me either. They are cartoon characters without any obvious sexual traits. So I guess I just don’t get it. Digital Circus gets a lot of anons’ dicks hard but it has never done anything for me in that way.
>>153197263So she's basically a human version of a Goblin girlfriend fantasy
imagine if Ragatha was like 8 feet tall... hahah....
>>153197263I only fap when she's not being infantilized by her body type also i prefer her in a more dominant role
I only fap when that little 25 y/o jester shakes her hips around...
>>153197108Jax never really made fun of them for things outside their control, or for things that genuinely made them upset. He wanted them angry at him, not upset.Ep 6 when he realized Pomni was about to cry he pivoted and tried to make it more about hating him
I only fap when zooble bazoobles
>>153197475based
>>153197476They make funny memes though I will show it to them
>>153197468He does try to chase Zooble away in episode 7 by bringing up their body dysmorphia. In episode 6, he uses Pomni's fear of being forgotten against her in their fight. Episode 5, he guilt trips Ragatha after she says how her mother guilt tripped her. He also threatens Ragatha with her phobia in episode 1.It is interesting that he doesn't really do it to Gangle. The only thing that even comes to mind is "I like you better when you're sad."
>>153197557>trannysexualisedWhy do you always say it like that?
What would you do?
>>153197578why are you replying to a rehashed bait post that is posted every thread?
what if pomni is secretly into age play
>>153197585I don’t know I thought maybe he’d respond to me. I mean why else make the post over and over again if not for attention?
>>153197581I would say “Yes I know who Pomni is. She’s the main character of a popular internet show called The Amazing Digital Circus.”
>>153197599That's like trying to get an answer out of Caine, Zoobie.
>>153197544> In episode 6, he uses Pomni's fear of being forgotten against her in their fightHe didn’t know that was her fear though, just like she had no idea asking how he’d feel if she abstracted hit on his worst fear and trauma. He didn’t say he’d forget her to hurt her, he said it because he wishes it was true and wants them both to believe there’s no connection between them. He walked it back as soon as he realised he struck a nerve
>>153197613So it would seem
i failed the wordle today
>>153197263I agree. People here say she’s short but she has child-like proportions like having a big head. In universe she has the appearance of a child as she has to point that she is in fact not a child. Plus some people are really weird in how they draw her, making her look even younger than she already looks.
>>153197599He's not the kind of shitposter who maintains ownership over the initial post, so to speak.
>>153197684I prefer to be more interactive when I shitpost. Sometimes you get a funny response and you can keep the bit rolling in a suprising new direction. But that’s advanced shitposting.
https://files.catbox.moe/t9vl55.jpgwoah....
>>153197718I’ve had similar sleep paralysis nightmares
>>153197669Please wash your vagina so others don't have to smell your pussy smegma during the screening
i did it again I came to the thread way too late to get any random requests and I have work tomorrow. And theres still no word if the movie is going to be playing in Australia
You will not get a Ragatha cosplayer gf at the theater, please abandon your fantasy.
>>153197760damn.... heres hoping the jerks in your country recognize your need (NEED!!) to watch the circus movie
goosetwerx
I had an insanely autistic dream last nightHow should I express it?
>>153197806in a drawing of course, or you could just tell us
>>153197806Write down the ending in a .txt file on your computer and use it as the basis for a serialized indie video game, this will take you at least 8 years.
>>153197821lol this is familiar. Is that what Toby Fox said he did with Deltarune?
>>153197836Yes that is what I am referring to.
the jester's limbs and clothes have been restored once more
>>153197841Okay I thought so. One day we’ll find out what’s inside that guy’s dreams I guess.
Upset Pom
>>153197844shes so cute bros....
>>153196474Shit I hadn’t thought of that.Also I’m just realizing the Japanese are going to get to see it first because timezones. All the cucks in California with only 8pm showings on that Thursday could still be spoiled if they’re not careful.
>>153197806Lucky. All mine that I can remember are about shooting a bunch of people, usually at a carnival or restaurant.>How should I express it?Greentext.
>>153196474there are some for 11 am here but i booked a 7 pm showing since i want to see the wildlife (the fans)
>>153197581"get out of the house now dad, you're not safe, pomni is the name of the ouija board demon, oh god, oh fuck, mums possessed"but then again, by dad and used to giggle at the name pazuzu, so ymmv
>>153197806Macaroni art.
>go to the premier>someone in front of you is looking at their phone during the movie>you the see that they're in a TADC threadWhat do you do?
>>153197989Go to the thread and complain that there’s someone in the cinema looking at 4chan on their phone and they didn’t even turn down the brightness. See if they turn around. They won’t, and fifteen different anons will reply to the post saying “that was me.”
>>153197989slap him hard on the back of his head and call him a nigger
>>153196316>"TIME FOR A FUCKVENTURE!"Oh, I'm writing that one down for a special occasion
>>153197844jax's limbs have not been returnedalso fixed pom's collar
>>153197989"Hey, are you that autistic micropenis fetish guy? meet me in the bathroom, i got something you want to see!"
why are people ignoring the fact that TADC spoilers are going to be everywhere unprompted in the 2 weeks discussionthis isn't like a random anime that only weebs care about
>>153198098>hurr just avoid the internet>little cousin at the family dinner blasts a TikTok reel with every single spoiler at full volume
>>153198098Just have to stay off social media. That’s my plan anyway.
>>153198098I care about anime
>>153198098who cares, it's only going to be 2 weeks. after that it'll just be another episode
>>153196294>>153196311me too actually i felt silly
im gonna wear my sundays best so i can hopefully pick up chicks dressed up as Princess Loolilalu and im just gonna say things like "Yeah, I'm a Loolicon..." and if someone gives me shit, then i show them the gun im mexican carrying(its just a squirt gun, but they dont know that)
>>153198153lmao imagine if they were carrying a real gun, you pulled on them and immediately got lit up
>>153197203he keeps getting hyped up every time he appears and he is kind of a main conflict for pomni to deal with every timeI feel like he is 100% gonna be in probably in the very end when everything is resolved and everyone is reuniting with their loved ones (I'm still holding onto the idea of a happy ending)
>>153196311It actually sounds more in character if Jax is the first one to speak. I had to force myself to hear it the other way around.
>>153198098it'll be leaked in 4k online within a day anon.either watch the webrip or wait 2 weeks, its not the end of the world if you aren't terminally online.
>>153198188I'm going to the theater to watch this garbage, I just don't want to.
I want to go to the most crowded, loudest, stinkiest, most obnoxious showing, I want to see a hundred autistic zoomers shit their pants and throw up from the episode.
everyone thats going to the showings please PLEASE report what you see around you i wanna know the cosplayers i wanna know if theres a brawl or howmany weirdos you can find
>>153197989>feeling /fit/, buddy?
If you tried getting a ticket 2 days ago and couldn't, worry not, there a fuckton more showings listed on Fandango.When I first looked I had to take the train to the city to watch it, now there are two theaters within walking distance of my house that have plenty of tickets available.
>>153198067>Hey, Gangle>Oh... Zooble hasn't told me when she's giving you your limbs back, please don't ask me>wait, could you uh... move me?>what?>I've been here for two days... everyone's avoiding me now...>but you told us to leave->I know, alright!? Just... could you move me somewhere a bit less... out of the way?>I thought you wanted to be alone until Zooble gave you your parts back?>i...thought i did...>would you like to watch some anime with me>Oh god... hah... uh, yeah...
>>153198173what a life! but im a fast shooter so i'm liable to get one good soak in
>>153198067Spider ZoobSpider ZoobDoes whatever a Zooble does
>>153198098>ignoringbuddy we've been bitching about it non stop since the cinema release first leaked
>>153198209>mfw i have to be online and deal with spoilers in order to get fresh accounts of what it was like in the trenches
>>153198247anything short of goose's neovagina nailed on a cross for this transgression is ignoring it
I'd be happy to see it in theatres... if it was being shown near me. Fuck you Kevin
>>153198209now this might be funny, trading war stories about how we survived the circus showings. I'll be sure to take plenty of pictures and I might even make a few people pose for me, if theyre wearing any cosplay of course
>>153198098I saw episode 7 weeks after it came out, I can deal with any spoiler
just remember to not go to the bathroom during the showing.The Gummigoo cosplayers and Jax cosplayers are gonna be there competing to see who can make their designated Pomni cosplayer cum first
>>153198311i saw the show 3 years after it started so me too
I like how everyone's pretending the theatrical release will be the first time any TADC fans have had the opportunity to meet in the flesh and all these autists will know human touch for the very first time, as if the US isn't infested with conventions and pop ups already
>>153198367new thread guys, with a theme
>>153198374but we just hit 500
>>153196439>>153196442Hot.I'm 21, btw.
>>153196591You must be new to the internet. Office/coffee shop AUs have always been rampant. The more fantastical and whimsical the original setting, the more numerous they are.
>>153198047Why? It’s not clever in the slightest.
>>153195987Lol that moid is getting bodied in the comments.
>>153198754guaranteed replies.
>>153196052Wrong chaos god dumbass
>>153196103Well, they're right in regards to attractive men.
>tickets in the back of the theatre quickly selling out>will have to purchase a ticket right next to someoneFuck me, guess I'll have to actually take my tri-monthly shower a bit early.
>>153199760Buy a second and third ticket and sit sandwiched between your Ragatha and Pomni body pillows.
>>153197476Stop sperging timmy we own you
>>153198754And he's still correct.
