Cosmo! Wanda! I wish Earth's gravity was 5% higher!
I wish the moon would be 50% closer to the earth.
AAAAA EVERYTHING IS FUCKING COLLAPSINGWHO DID THIS
>>153196353I wish everything pooped from the front hole and peed from the back hole!
>>153196353So basically 1.05 Gs, which isn't that bad but would kind of be like we suddenly had to carry an extra kilogram.
I wish we didn't have to share a board with cartoonfags
>>153196455>comic board ends up being slower than /po/
>>153196353>a 70kg person now weighs 72.5kg>bridges and buildings bend a bit (well within even the measly 10% safety factor used in aerospace)>the air gets a bit denser, oceans a bit more oxygenated>hot air balloons become slightly more efficienti dont think this would even effect terminal velocity all that muchbut more to the point-Sorry, but in da rulez...
willing to bet a good amount of fine tuned equipment cant function with that extra strain, leading to catastrophic malfunction. i also would bet that reactors, dams, and whatnot have said fine tuned equipment in some part of its vital machinery.
>>153196468KEK
Wanda: Why don't you wish for something useful, Sport.Cosmo: Like nude photos of Trixie Tang!
>>153196353>"Wanda! I wish that you, my mom, Vicky, and Principal Waxelplax had a straight shota fetish!"
>>153198509What have I unleashed? Holy shit…
>Cosmo, Wanda, I hate Hazel. Can you do anything to ruin her life?>Like what, Timmy?>I 'unno. Give her a creepy stalker?>Caaaan do Timmy!>Cosmo, don't!>*PING!*
>>153198583IT IS I, DEV DIMMADOME!
>>153196640>>153197816Aircraft would crash.
>>153196353These jokes aren’t funny because they ignore Da Rules which are built to prevent crap like this.
>>153199655Show me the rule
