He was fucked after high school, wasn't he
>>153202210Yes
>>153202210Yep, we had a football player like that when I was in highschool, they slid him through to keep him on the team now he’s 38 and delivering Dominos
He joined the Miami Dolphins
>>153203078
Did they show him in the revival? He's not white so they probably portrayed him positively.
>>153203293Shut up, /pol/tard
>>153202210Best case scenario is making it to the NFlWorst case scenario a career ending injury that leads to hard drugs addiction
>>153202210don't we all?
>>153202210Oh for sure. This joke towards the end of the episode always makes me chuckle. He wasn't exactly the brightest and the inevitable concussions from playing aren't exactly going to be doing him any favors either.
>>153204656I really liked that even he knew the situation was fucked up
>>153203078He's also working for La Grunta and has already taken out Luanne and Lucky via staged car crash.
>>153204594The voice actor for Patrick Star was a college football player before he got a career ending injury. So he went to plan B which was acting.
>>153203099Explain for this poor /sp/-illiterate anon...
>>153206474The dolphins drafted a quarterback named Tua Tagovailoa who was Hawaiian like him who was suppose to be the face of the franchise. He ended up failing and getting concussed so many times in games to the point where people wanted him to retire early just so he wouldn't die from a brain aneurism on the field.
>>153204624I just realized: CharlieBrown is King of the Hill For Kids
Even if he made it to the NFL, the chances of him being a broke retard is pretty high. It's like 80% of NFL players end up broke once their contract ends. Who of though giving retards large swaths of money with zero life experience is a good idea, well the NFL does.
>>153207954The same can be said for celebrities in general. Being young and making a lot of money without realizing the need to save as much and prepare for a short career is something a lot of people aren't ready for. There's a good documentary from ESPN about football players and money problems. I think it's called Broke. And it breaks down so many ways they get screwed over and taken advantage of.
>>153202210Probably, and it's sad because it's not even his fault. It's all too common for parents and schools to gas up student athletes about their prospects only for them to end up staying in their hometown and working at Home Depot.
>>153206584Johnny Concussion always gets up
>>153205085But was he pretty much special ed?
>>153210456Yeah. But he didn't used to be quite so bad. Like, he didn't come across that dumb at all in season 1.
