>Guys, I think Peter Parker is Spider-man. This can be a huge scoop. Should I report this to Jameson? If I'm right I can grab lots of dough tonight. What do you think? Does my presumption hold water?
>>153202857>Peter Parker>Spider-Manare you retarded? Parker's the kid who gets PICTURES of Spider-Man. what, you think he just grabs pics of himself to make some cash? sounds retarded. besides, he's a nerd. even if he ever got Spider-Man's powers, he wouldn't have the balls to go out and fight big guys like Rhino. don't tell Jameson shit or he's gonna laugh in your face
>>153202857Parker? That dork? Get real rookie. Besides, you shouldn't be talking bad about your own coworkers like that. Jameson would fire you on the spot if you said that in front of him.
>>153202857Naw, I heard Paul Rubin was sleeping with Parker's wife. There's no way a chad hero like Spider-Man would ever get cucked
>>153202857This is almost as retarded as thinking Jameson is spider-man Have you considered death by Baxter Building
>>153202857No way JJJ will buy that trash. I mean what if it was true? That would kill any future stories on Spider-man. I won't even let you see the boss. Actually, just get out of this office now and never return.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man? That weak little bitch boy? How absurd. Spider-Man has to be that dashing, handsome, well-endowed rogue Paul Rabin.
>>153203165>Actually, Spider-Man is a deceased illegal alien.Nah.
>>153203579Paul faked his death to throw off suspicion. Have we ever actually seen Paul and Spider-Man together?
>>153203587Yeah, Spider-Man tossed Paul off a bridge last year.
>>153203607That was Daredevil in disguise as Spidey, to throw off suspicion again. Or Kaine. Or Hobie. They've all done that for him before.
>>153203646>Conspiracy theories.Uh-huh, sure they did and I bet those reports of a zombie Hyperion in Kansas were totally legit as well. Why is New York full of nut jobs like this?
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>>153203676You're the crazy one if you think a cuck like Penis Parker can be Spider-Man.
>>153203929Says the man who thinks a rotting corpse is Spider-Man.
>>153203959Paul isn't dead. The corpse is a fake he swapped out with right before he was about to be stabbed, using his omnipotent Paul powers.
>>153204180Your boyfriend's dead, dude. You gotta move on.
>>153204193Paul cannot die.
>>153204229Except he did, time to move on.
>>153204239I already told you that he faked his death but you clearly aren't listening.
>>153202857Spider-Man love interest FMK...
>>153204356All those pics? I don't know if you know this but those are shopped.
>>153204356>>153204433Can confirm. I've been sending them to this schizo and I've been impersonating Paul this entire time. That gay nigga is dead.
>>153204433>>153204482These are 100% genuine, from the real world. You're still trapped in the Matrix.
>>153204511Ah yes...I designed those to induce a fugue-state into schizos like you so that you would routinely open up photo editing software and put time into creating Paul edits to make Paul fans look obsessed and foolish. Funny you equate those to the redpill and bluepill from the motion picture, The Matrix (1999). To me they only appear as suppositories and I only send those in the mail so I don't have to hear you ram those up there.
>>153204583Just take the red Paul, and I'll show you how deep this Rabin hole goes.
>>153204599Ah is that what you call your asshole? Gross. Guess I'm gonna have to up the dosage. Luckily they're still small enough so the postage doesn't cost much.
>>153204377Marry and impregnate Felicia. forget the others. Period.
>>153204855Peter will be raising pauls Kid while getting pegged by Felicia.
Is it a bot or a mod/janitor who waits for Spider-man threads before Paulposting?
>>153204904>t. marywh0riumfag cope
>>153202929It would be extremely IMPOSSIBLY difficult for him to be in two places at once, doyy! Someone tell me how he'd do that lol
>>153205977This is like that panel with mj and brad during the wolfman run. "Two zeros with a one in front of them"
>>153204356He's dead, you need to let go of Paul. It's really gay and off-putting.
>>153202857I feel like you are maybe lying and are just trying to get peter fired to steal his spot.
I don't want to seem crazy, but I think Spider-Man is secretly Otto Octavius.
>>153205977>postOMDHoly shit. You continued to read that drek?
>>153205977>And that's why he's my exI thought it was because Otto dumped her. That's some good female writing though.
>>153208457Everything after OMD is Apocrypha
I've never seen Kingpin and Rhino together in the same room.
