He's gay now right?
doesnt count
>>153209342Straight leaning bisexual. Just like me!
Was it rape?
Dude thought a penis looked delicious, he ain’t straight
>>153209489Technically
>nowpretty sure the first scene he is in he is bending over doggy style
>>153209454So gay
>>153209454AKA “I can’t get laid with women so I settle for sex with men”
>>153209853Never had sex with a guy once, I know better than that! I did fuck a chubby Asian chick in the back of my car once though
>>153210047so you're just straight, nigga
>>153210188You can think "I want to suck that guy's dick" without fucking him and that still counts as bisexual
Better bi rep than Charlie Morningstar
>>153210188>>153210237I'm pretty much 90% straight outside of having my first gay crush on Kakyoin from the JJBA OVA and writing multiple awful smutty fanfics about Norm and Cliff from Cheers
Yeah.
Nah.
>>153209853Funny enough we know Alan has had sex with a woman, despite all the gay jokes we've never actually seen any confirmation that he's done any penetration stuff with another guy and we have no hard heh evidence that he's actually sexually attracted to men.
>>153209454licking crumbs from your bosses' chest isnt gay. its like punching them in the arm and then grabbing them for a kiss on the side of the head.
>>153210252that's cause bi women can only every be treated as essentially lesbians in mediabi men are allowed to do gay and straight shit
>>153209454Actually gay leaning bisexual. He can work with women but he prefers a delicious penis.
He had to do it, man. It's okay.
>>153209342In the closet
>>153210395Are you just going to memoryhole Alan licking off cookie crumbs from the Boss' bare chest?
>>153210735If it wasn't for the line and their behavior the morning after suggesting that's literally all they did, I would count that as probably sex.
>>153210395Alan doesn’t have a dick or anus
>>153210938He explicitly says he got a red rocket at the end of the last episode.
>>153210959But at the same time we see him naked tor 90% of the show and he doesn’t have any genitalia. Meanwhile whenever Charlie or Mr. Boss are naked their dicks and balls are censored
>>153211112Retractable.
>>153209342he has a gf in real life
>>153211418She won.
>>153211418>>153211431do you think she ever...
>>153211490Definitely.
>>153211431I'm unironically so happy for her. No mega autismo has never been rewarded like this before.
>>153212320True, as a waifufag one can only dream of being rewarded so blatantly. Zach and Michael did good here.
>>153211431Wait where's that from?
>>153211418>>153211431>mentally ill autistic woman obsesses over a cartoon character and gets immortalized in the show he's from Women really fucking have life easy holy shit
>>153209342>now
>>153212598worked for chris-can and sonic boom right
>>153209342No but they hired more female writers and that's the only joke they know
>>153209342where do I watch the new episodes? it's not on kimcartoon or wco
>>153217114on adult swim and HBO Max obvi
>>153210938Dude he's a Toon, I assume it's in hammer space, Like all Naked cartoon characters.
>>153212598It helps that she's talented, she's made tons of plushies of SF characters, not just Allan
>>153209342Yes, but involuntarily
>>153211431>Credited as Allan's museyumesisters, we are so back.
>>153209489he will supposed to return, shame the series has been ended.
