The most unrealistic part about KPDH is that none of the girls have boyfriends.You’re telling me these are superstar idols in their 20s and they’re not absolutely drowning in male attention? The movie even makes it clear they’re into guys, especially Zoey who couldn’t stop thirsting over one of the saja boysAnd if you say it’s because it’s trying to mirror the kpop industry where dating is restricted, that still doesn’t make sense because their manager is way too chill and not strict at all compared to how it usually is.
Zoey has fucked over 100 men. Mira is the Huntrix anal queen that every hot kpop guy has blasted into. Rumi enjoys long marathon fuck sessions where she leaves one hot stud drained then sends for another. They don't have time to date so they just fuck a lot.
>>153210994Don't idol fans tend to go all murder/suicide if they even get a hint that their waifus aren't pure virgins waiting for (You)?
>>153210994They're lesbians.>But the scene where they see the saja boys-They're. Lesbians.
>>153210994>>153211033>>153211038>>153211041If you guys know anything about Kpop they're literally slaves to their manager and record label. They don't allow them to date. Or eat.
>>153211038Tfw they use demon hunter magic to disguise themselves and fuck hot fans
>>153211041In your dreams
>>153211041Who love cock you filthy yurikek>>153211054Thats clearly not the case in their universe anon
>>153210994They are korean idols, they wanna stay pure so they can bully japanese idols and call them whores onlineJust watch any piece of real korean media there’s always a random “let’s talk about how much japan sucks” moment
>>153211033>Mira is the Huntrix anal queen that every hot kpop guy has blasted intoShe gives that impression. Even if you don't want to fuck her ass she'll make you do it.
>>153211054>literally slaves to their manager and record label. They don't allow them to date. Or eat.Their manager lets them do whatever they want and they also eat like gluttons. did you even watch the movie?
>>153210994A mix of their celebrity status (the average joe doesn't have the balls/confidence to walk up to a celebrity) and various individual factors. For example, Mira is flat-out too abrasive for most to approach.>Cute guy approaches Mira>She just glares with that stone face of hers>Guy backs off>Turns out she was just too surprised/caught off guard to react in a way to show she was genuinely interested
>>153211095Which mouth do you want your cock in?
>>153211041>Rumi has an entire romance plot with Jinu along with a shitload of deleted scenes of them going on dates and kissing>Zoey turns into a love puddle whenever she’s around Mystery and explicitly says he’s her type>Mira in the middle of the final fight still lusts for Abby and during the bathhouse scene too Those three could not be anymore straight.
>>153211128They had Huntrix Saja Boys orgies before the whole attempted demon apocalypse ruined a good thing
>>153211117Rumi is the most experienced.
>>153210994Which lost their virginity first?
>>153211159Oh god. Rumi's getting another load from me.>>153211169Zoey. People pleaser. Probably got it popped ages ago and by the time of the movie has a crazy body count.
>>153211173It doesn't. Korean society is very superficial and dystopian and doesn't reflect real life. Most women like tall handsome men of course, but average joes do just fine if they're funny and smart. t. 5'9 but had plenty of female attention in college and HS. Now I'm literally married
>>153211159Rumi doesn't fuck like the other two. She just rips your pants open and swallows your cock for hours
>>153211159Is that Moon Over June The Animation?
>>153211033wwyd if you dm’d her knowing she’s way out of your league and won’t reply, but then she suddenly sends you this?
>>153211095I'm talking about real life.
>>153210994Theyre a throuple
>>153211245Who fuck men together>>153211240I'm assuming its a joke and a bot but I'm sending a jo vid
>>153211219Celine's the one who suggests cock sucking for some release then mentions she did it a lot back in the day.
find a flaw.
I wonder what dating is like in super easy mode as hot rich famous woman
>>153211320Lots of STDs
>>153211316She regularly has sex with tons of barely legal boys to pass the time
>>153211033Zoey is pure and innocent. She's never been with a man before.
>>153211320>>153211330This lol they have all the hottest richest famous guys within reach and they want to sample as much as they can from the guys that have fucked hundreds upon hundreds of women
>>153211240Okay, this is the warmest non-gag expression I have ever seen her make.
>>153211316She's perfect and I want to make her smile>>153211345Zoey has ridden the cocks of so many men and gotten creampied every single time
>>153211390No because they spend their free time killing demons they'd beat the shit out of anyone who tried then their agency would make sure the crazy got life
>>153211390Yes, it’s fucking korea, any of them would get shot if they gained weight or if their faces stopped being cute, hell anon the real life group was forgotten already because they are too old and they lucked out by finding a worldwide audience thanks to netflix
Rumi without makeup.
>>153211427Built for sucking off hot guys until she's ready for sex
>>153210994>And if you say it’s because it’s trying to mirror the kpop industry where dating is restrictedThat's literally it duh, the movie only makes the girls be close to the saja boys because of the plot but IRL you don't see this shit, Like just Rumi sitting close to Jinu would be enough to turn both fandoms into a living hell
Look at her, ain't no way she's a slut.
>>153211477Only because hiding the markings kept her restrained. Even then she swallowed so many loads...
>>153210994I listen to the free song when I’m sad
Why do I want to fuck Zoey so badly? Theres just something about her compared to the other 2
>>153211576She's petite and bubbly and would look amazing bouncing on a dick
Who was the tastiest period?
Manager was the best character btw. He just needs a better group to manage to get the respect and appreciation he deserves
>>153211093Insanely hot if true, especially if her vagina is virginal
wait a minute... this is just Powerpuff girls
>>153210994Because they are not Ahri, Akali, Seraphine and Kaisa
Never seen this movie but the art style is so ugly
>>153211316Kind of a shit mother figure.
They are canonically pure.
>>153212421you think he sees the girls walking around naked or in panties all the time, either at their penthouse or in the dressing rooms, and has just grown used to ityou think they're always poking at him or draping themselves over him or asking him to sit between them or lying on him, or asking > "Bobby, should I do another bra insert or are my tits big enough looking" > "Bobby, can you see my panty lines in this? Be honest" > "Bobby I forgot to get a towel before I took a shower- can you grab one for me and bring it in here" > "Bobby can I borrow a pair of your boxers, everything's at the dry cleaners and you always smell good"and he just goes along with it because it's just normal for him, he doesn't think twice
>>153210994Idols are specifically kept from having boyfriends, because if they had them it would upset the incel audience they sell to, especially in KoreaYour post just shows you know nothing about what you’re talking about
>>153210994Rumi is a virgin, Zoe exclusively fucks black guys, and Mira fucks around in general
>>153212994Zoey canonically likes twinks like Mystery
>>153213004>pretending Mystery is a legitimate love interestShe literally killed him
The way I see it, they don't really get the time off to date between the music career and demon hunting taking up all their time. They kind of make it clear at the start that Zoey and Mira are just happy to have a day sitting around, and they don't even get that before Rumi is dragging them right back on to the promotion circuit. And at the end of the movie, they have one spa session before it's right back to doing random fan meet and greets with kids.For the horndogs who only understand relationships in terms of sex, whilst I can buy Zoey has regular casual sex, and Mira occasionally needs some stress relief, Rumi is clearly an awkward virgin who only knows romance from TV shows and books. She's had an overbearing mentor who made her hate her own body and isolate herself from anything that isn't work. There's no way someone who wouldn't even take her coat off in public would be comfortable getting naked with anyone. She's over it now, but the one guy she had a crush on got vaporized by sentient fire, so she might not be in a rush to rebound just yet.
>>153211345Zoey has a hard drive full of WMAF porn and catalogs perverted comments and DMs from white men
Would you still like Rumi if she looked like this?
>>153213153no
>>153211316She prefers bbc
>>153213153Zoey's not self hating
>>153211095They need more weight gain art
>>153214118Not those guys...The blueberry gang
I am attracted to Celine.
>>153214968Who doesn't
>>153211067based
>>153211033They are calling this the brownest comment of all time
I never saw this movie but use the music to play musical chairs with the kids and it sounds extremely AI generated to me
>>153210994They're idols, they only have lovers and abortions.
>>153210994>You’re telling me these are superstar idols in their 20s and they’re not absolutely drowning in male attention?No, it's the opposite. They're already drowning in attention, so they don't need to put out to get attention. Fame has rendered any boyfriend superfluous.
>>153211093>not wanting to assfuck the sexiest of the KPop Demon Hunters Preposterous!
>>153210994If they got boyfriends their agency would fire them and their fans would cancel them.
>>153216505Get good taste in men thenStop trying to date a demon or a trapper
>>153216535? They're cartoons bro. You can't date them.
>>153214144What do blueberries have to do with anything?
if they could, they would have fucked half of Seoul, but they can't. Korean pop idols have very strict laws regarding dates. No dating allowed. Many idols often end up, as a necessity, engaging in homoerotic relations with other members of the group. So these three were definitly doing each other.
>>153216505Sad, but very very true...
>>153213153Zoey has a thing for black men. Mira is the one that’s a whore for white men. She’s also racist
>>153210994They're really busy. On top of being world famous pop stars they also have to split their time doing training and demon slaying. They don't even let people write their songs for them.Which is why they're so desperate for relaxation time.
They dont have time and their potential boyfriend would get upset they spend more time thinking about fans and doing fan meetings than they do saving time for him. It would be upsetting. And the fans are supposed to fantasize about loving them romantically even though its pathetic and youre entitled to make fun of them for it.
>>153212788This. They saw that this was hyped and made their own version!
>>153217866Mira is the first one to get cancelled for saying the N word
>>153211095They are literally starving on this scene.
>>153211219Jesus Christ. How horrifying
>>153210994Their label don't let them.
>>153210994Obviously they're drowning in everyone's attention, but why would they want to chain themselves to some boring pathetic fanboy? They're waiting for true love and passion, which only equals, like demon rivals, can bring
>>153210994Cumdumpsters for the rich.
>>153210994Fuck Kill Marry
>>153222159Fuck MiraMarry ZoeyKill the demon
>>153210994They are straight but scissoring calm their urges for male attention
>>153222159Fuck and marry CelineKill the Huntr/x
>>153222204Yeah they just finger each other in the bath house while thinking about boys.
>>153210994>The most unrealistic part about KPDH is that none of the girls have boyfriends.it'd be unrealistic if they dididols aren't allowed to have boyfriendsmany wouldn't even risk to have them in secret since it is actually career ruining
>>153210994HUNTR/X is in the balls!
>>153222491SNIFFFFFFFFFFF
K-pop is a fucking memetic parasite that turns its hosts (the fans) into zombies. It traps them in a fantasy world which I don't even understand what it signifies, what makes it so all-consuming to them.
>>153210994because situationships
>>153210994They're kpop idols, anon. If you get caught dating you have to apologize to your fans as they send protest trucks and funeral wreaths outside your company building.
I have an idea
>giant demon marks she's been trying to cover up all her lifeHow could Rumi be a slut, anons? Does your horniness know no bounds? You aren't even thinking.
>>153210994I wonder if this movie made any real idols seethe due to the gentrification of the hardships of their career (Huntrix can eat whatever they want, date/lust over whoever they want, their manager’s not an overbearing POS, etc.)
>>153224732A significant part of the OP's point was that very little in the film actually mirrors the kpop industry (manager behavior, diet, fan interactions, etc...) so claiming that this one specific negative aspect of real idol culture exists but all the other ones don't is disingenuous.
>>153211345If we ignore the literal miles of producer and casting agent cock, sure
>>153211054>he genuinely thinks kpop artists don't fuck like rabbits away from public limelightLMAO
>>153226606Have any proof to back that up, champ?
>>153224732Are kpop fans ok?
>>153226606Being the bastard of a K-Pop idol must be hell:>Parents can never acknowledge you exist in any capacity or their careers would end>Parent are multimillionaires but you won’t ever see a yen of it because of the point above>Likely spend your entire life from your very first breath in poverty because of the points above>This is all assuming you aren’t just aborted in some shady back-alley chink clinic the second the pregnancy is discovered
>>153222430>>153222445I still think the artist does good stuff but the facial expressions he draws are god awful It feels copypasted and just kills my potential boner with ugly it makes the characters look
>>153226669One, the fact that I actually interact with other human beings regularly and know that there's no human way you will stop healthy, incredbily attractive people in their 20s to early 30s from having sex.Two, the fact that I have more than three working brain cells and can read the bi-yearly scandals that are reported in the kpop industry for the last 10 years, and the deluge more that have happened in j-pop from even before. And that's only what comes out due to one party being retarded. If two people are determined to hide it, you'll never knowHere buddy, I'll spoonfeed you a bit so other retards that actually believe their kpop waifus are pure and saving themselves for them can come back to reality with the rest of ushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Sun_scandalhttps://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-69020490https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/southkorea/20120424/sex-crimes-in-showbiz-industry-jolt-societyhttps://news.nate.com/view/20160806n06477?mid=n0107https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/southkorea/20090322/police-tracing-sex-contacts-of-late-actress-jang
>>153210994How would they do that while keeping themselves a secret?
>>153227147>4 out of 5 of those articles are about rape scandalsUhhh... doesn't really say much, but OK. Anyway, I'm not K-pop obsessed like you. You just sounded like a retard making up a fantasy of hyper-sexed K-pop stars in your head. That's all.
>>153211215>Korea isn't real.
>>153226468Reading comprehension isn't /co/'s forte.
>>153210994>>153211033>>153211159>>153211169>>153221633god I fucking hate this board. can mods just nuke these threads and its posters on sight? It's shit like this that's ruining everything I enjoykpdh is literally a pg movie with no real sexual content at all, even the saja boys stuff is played as a joke and not meant to be taken seriously the whole thing is basically family friendly with mild action and a bit of suggestive humor at mostThe girls are written as clean idols who aren't degenerate coomers like the average /co/ poster. Keep it that way.
Reminder that they're CANONICALLY all pure. Fuck off with your incel degeneracy. Porn posters deserve to get perma banned.
>>153228070it isn't. it's a fake society filled with fake "people" who only care about superficial shit
>>153210994this image looks like a dalle3 or chatgpt distortion timelapse, where they started with zoe and ended up with the stretched out gook monster on the right
>>153228812>Reminder that they're CANONICALLY all pure.They're not though. Perchance.
>>153228812>k-pop "singers">CANONICALLY all purelollmao
>>153210994idols can't even look like they've fucked a man or they might get stabbed by some obsessed stalker that fucking hates that his waifu was 'sullied' by someone not himthe most unrealistic part of KPDH is that there wasn't some dude fan that jerked off into his hand and tried to get one of them to shake it at the meet-and-greet scene
>>153211095they're also demon-slaying devil hunters in their off time, I'm pretty sure the exercise from doing that beats out whatever shit they eat
>>153228780kpop idols have sex anon get over it they don't love you heck they don't even know who you are
>>153210994They're into /ss/.
All 3 are pure in my mind and nothings gonna change that
>>153210994They're Korean idols, a heavily controlled "product" of a person. They aren't allowed to have boyfriends.
>>153228780This
>>153230502>>153224732>>153222446Did we even watch the same movie, retards? In their universe, their fans are actually well-adjusted and nowhere near as lunatic as fans IRL. A lot of them are even couples, you can literally see that in the crowd shots during the Golden final performance. There are tons of girls too, and plenty of people were even shipping them with the Saja Boys. So no, they’re not portrayed as incel-tier Japanese fans who lose their minds over idols having relationships like in real life.
>>153212901>Whore sister opens her legs for a demon boy>Spawns a half demon mutt who is an existential threat to their universe>Instead of killing it as she should have, abandons everything she stood for and raises her as her own daughterWhat did she do wrong exactly? Celine was more than generous towards Rumi.
>>153230487Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>153224248Music business was always this way. Happened with Amadeus, Elvis, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Take That, One Direction, etc…..
>>153230652She make her hide who she was causing an identity crisis at the worst possible moment
>>153213771Not a flaw for me nigga
>>153210994they have almost no downtime, that's why they are boy crazy in the first place
>>153231712Throat GOAT
>>153210994
Signers are famous people always date other famous people and the rich. What are some famous people dating/married to literal whos? Even google is giving me CEOs and real estate agents, executives, etc as "normal people". I'm talking about some random asshole stacking shelves or something being married to a Spice Girl tier celeb.
>>153233002That’s the way I interpreted it as well. They aren’t sluts they are just deprived. IRL they’d probably be super jealous of her relationship with Jinu.
