if they were trapped on a desert island with no food, who would they eat first?
>>153212127Fred, and he'd accept it.
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>>153212127Trick question. They wont. All the canibalism meme is made from the elites so they really want to push grief on the unfortunate.
>>153212721Take your meds
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>>153212127the dog of course
>>153212721>They wont. All the canibalism meme is made from the elites so they really want to push grief on the unfortunate
>>153212721...but. I was gonna eat the rich?
>>153212127Shaggy, but I'm presuming he'd already have been dead for some days, after he was first to break hysteric and somebody thought they were giving him a little tap to shut him up.
>>153212127By pure strength, it'd have to be Velma. But let's be honest, they'd trick Scooby Doo into the fire a week into the whole mess.
>>153212127Scooby, because he'd pull that "sneakily eat your milkshake too" shit with their only food and it wouldn't be cute this time.They'd have a Scooby Snack.
>>153212127Scooby because he's an animal cannibalism wouldn't start until much later
>>153213172>>153213238>>153213489>implying that Shaggy and Scoob wouldn't be the final survivors who refused to eat each other out of their deep sense of brotherhoodYou're wrong.
>>153213124Do you really want to eat an old man on drugs?
>>153213124Shaggy??
>>153215809>Do you really want to eat an old manI guess not, if you make it sound unappetizing like that>on drugs?Oh, I might if I was on drugs, I guess. Bath salts?
>>153215875Not the fun drugs, the really boring anti-constipation, anti-senility, fat-loss drugs.
>>153216048The really rich ones are on adrenochrome. Renfield's rule says it'd be the same as eating ten people yourself.
>>153216198>bioaccumulation of wealth
>>153212127You know Shaggy can, like, imagine food into existance, right?
>>153216616>can imagine food into existence>just uses it to imagine mustard, to mask the flavor of human meat
>>153217042To compliment the flavor, rather. A real connoisseur.
>>153212127Fred is too useful to the group for labor. Velma would argue successfully that she shouldn’t be eaten. Daphne is the only good pussy on the island, and Scooby is obviously an eldritch abomination that cannot die. The cannibal order is: Shaggy first, followed by Velma, then Fred. After that, Scooby eats Daphne, but at this point it’s no longer cannibalism.
>>153213166Shaggy has no meat. The correct choice is Daphne
>>153212127Without plot armor they should eat Shaggy and Scooby first. They are always shown eating a fuckton of food so even if given Velma's entire leg to munch on Shaggy would still bitch about how he has the munchies and is starving.That makes them a liability that they would eat too much. Daphne is skinny and Velma is canonically supposed to be 95 lbs before they turned her into a titty monster, so they would probably be able to survive pretty long on minimal food.
>>153219148They SHOULD eat Shaggy and Scooby but realistically Shaggy and Scooby would catch on and eat the other three in one gulp. They can unhinge their jaws and eat entire tables of food like it's nothing, the Mystery Gang is as good as mulch
>>153212127Shaggy. He's got enough stealth weight on him to keep us fed for months until rescue.
>>153212127You ever wondered what happened to Daphne's deleted snobby brother, W.W. Blake? They started with him.
