>Due to the rejection from Torment Carnage's confidence as a serial killer has been shaken >Thanks to the broken bond with Carnage the spirals for Peter, Eddie and MJ are broken > While bonded to Spider-Man, it wants to at least leave one last gift for his enemies >Carnage overpowered Peter's psyche and is in full control and battles Venom and Anti Venom and tears into MJ for everything from the Wells run and blames her for how Peter's been a helpless man child since then and says she should take her new lover and never speak to him ever again >MJ shows her resolve and tells Spider-Carnage that she still loves Peter and there's so many things she wants to tell him and to wake up >Peter heard MJ's words and manages to break free >Peter says thanks to MJ with no confidence and she leaves to check on Dylan >Flash tells Peter he better do something or he'll ask MJ out > Issue ends with Peter asking MJ out on a date
>>153213695So Flash is going to swoop in and take MJ after they part his friends and 258
>>153213695Congratulations: you have set up the Death Flag for Mary Jane to die in Legacy Issue #1000.If there's ANYTHING that's a certainty in the current Spider-Man ethos, its that someone who's never had a major death before is going to die in #1000. And they already did a The Deaths of Spider-Man arc not to long ago, so it's not going to be Peter.
>>153214078More like Eddie is gonna die
>>153213695>>Carnage overpowered Peter's psyche and is in full control and battles Venom and Anti Venom and tears into MJ for everything from the Wells run and blames her for how Peter's been a helpless man child since then and says she should take her new lover and never speak to him ever againI mean, OP is full of shit, but a schyzo symbiote would indeed be the most fitting character to carry the voice of Peter/MJ fags
>>153214098He's technically died before, so that wouldn't be super shocking.
>>153213695Is this for real of just fanfiction?Not sure to understand the whole thing.
>>153214161Kelly is doing spider sins again from the Wells era and he's gonna bitch at MJ
>>153214078Has the Rhino ever died before? I feel like we've got a major Rhino death about to happen
>>153213695> Issue ends with Peter asking MJ out on a dateOh boy, hope it lasts
>>153214191That would honestly kind of be funny. Rhino hasn't shown up in a while (not seriously, any way), so him suddenly dying would definitely be one of those stupid "Look how DANGEROUS this baddie is!" moments.
>>153213695Source?>>153214061Carlos Gomez makes it sound like they may try to date again, taking it slowly. But he is just the artist on one book. So who knows. They seem to have brought flash as a faux romantic rival because they couldn't use paul anymore.
>>153213695>still no Monster Ock
>>153213695So carnage doesn't try to kill them, but says "i never want to speak to you again?"
>>153214078You're expecting a death, but there's going to be a resurrection.
>>153214578Paul is the new Venom; with a renewed lust for killing Peter Parker.
>>153213695Hmm, is this not a rehash of sins? If the do fight I want carnage to beat both of them, maiming flash, and pounding MJs face into the ground with gleeful mysogyny. Sounds fake.
>>153214622Paul would immediately become the God-King in Black if he bonded to Venom.
>>153214649The fact MJ stopped caring about Paul kind of makes these memes pointless. If I was ceo I would make breevort put him in the xmen and keep him there until the end.
>>153213695Where is this coming from op?
>>153214578>>153214649Ah I see my good little jew slave schizo is making more of those edits. I think more suppositories are in order.
>>153214737Prob a guy who runs a shop
>>153214078Anon...Aunt may is "Dying" with a Ultimate Twist against mephistoShe is the Spider woman who is taking him down
I want you all to know, I asked Tom Defalco this weekend if he has been giving any input to Marvel recently. He says he doesn't have anything to do with the editorial stuff going on or hasn't consulted with Marvel in a long time. So everything going on with Spidey has nothing to do with him. He is not behind the scenes.
>>153213695>Flash tells Peter he better do something or he'll ask MJ out.PUNY PARKER, Flash is going to take your legs if you ain't careful.
>>153214754I also made a Paul Mii to cuck everyone in Smash and Tomodachi. I was going for sort of a composite of all his different looks.
>>153213695Honestly what kind of friend is Flash? All he does is showup and threaten to fuck Peters ex's.
What was the point of Flash even being in this crossover if he did nothing?
>>153216016To tarnish his reputation with cuck memes
>>153215491By cuck you mean yourself because you're playing as a soilennial and most people don't know who Paul is.
>>153213695Epic cringe. Keeping Peter unable to move on despite him being ready to do it for the longest time.
>>153213695disappointing and stupid
>>153213695And then OP woke up on his bed without legs.
Did Flash do anything at all in Venom this week?
>>153214649I still can't believe Land ripped off Skyrim Daedric Armor for King in Black Peter's costume. What a hack!>>153214706
>>153218013*Ooops, didn't mean to tag >>153214706
>>153213695This doesn't paint MJ or Peter in a good light at all. I'm not so trivial that I'm willing to take any sort of straw or false hope in seeing them dating again. And why should I? They poisoned the well, and its not so much about the destination anymore but the bits in-between that get us there. It's icky and OOC for Flash to be like this, Peter has no self-respect, MJ is a hypocrite, and its all a retread of the shit they did when Peter was possessed by Green Goblin/Norman's sins (which by the way Wells/Lowe are morons and didn't understand how Sin-Eater worked when Spencer wrote that). So really, what are we even doing anymore? We're just setting up an endless editorial cycle of baiting fans both with things they want and things that will piss them off. I made a vow to cut off my subscription at ASM#1000, and I may have to stick with that. Also I miss Spencer, but he fell off the face of the Earth
>>153213695This reads like pure horseshit but it's Joe Kelly so chances are 50/50.
>>153218825Flash doesn't even interact with MJ in Venom this week so it's all Kelly for the Flash plot in ASM
>>153218630Why haven't you cut off the book already? How can anyone take you seriously? You are a part of the problem.
>>153214078How about this for issue #1000, have Peter take up the mantle of Shocker. Since that’s in line with Marvel’s current writing style.
>>153219229I'm gonna guess that anon has sunk cost fallacy. Can't understand it when I myaelf dropped it right when Spencer left and haven't bought since. >>153219447Nope what's closer is doing Spider who gobbles for the gorillionth time except Lowe lets more coloring errors and typos happen, Ewing shoves in more wokeshit, White and Lowe introduce another 0/10 design, Brevoort calls for more blindbags, and Kelly adds more shit jokes.
>>153219544How about Spider who Gobbles but he has consensual sex with Gwen Stacy who is also currently a Goblin. Peter can bone 16 and up, he’s a retarded manchild anyway, there’s nothing to lose
>>153219229>>153219544It just felt like a good place to stop. Kinda like a bet I made with myself and my friends. And yes I understand the "vote with your wallet" thing, and to me its more justification to never pick up the book again after that milestone.
>>153214078But Mary Jane already died in the 90s.
honestly Peter should just tell her to fuck off if she even tries to confess whatever
Yesterday I was watching a movie about a couple that divorced 20 years ago got together, with the third party guy who was rejected was called Paul.
didnt invincible do the time dialation paul story
>>153219723Fine whatever anon. Let's just hope your cohort all drop it at the same time. Speculators need to drop this shit now if they want it to ever have relevance or value. >>153219907How about Peter and the whole universe collapses on itself, and a new writer takes over and has everyone sock Marvel editorial stand-in characters in the gut.
>>153219907She doesn't deserve anything else and even that is generous.
>>153219709Spider-Man #1000 all the spider people become goblins and take turns throwing Norman off the bridge
>>153219977I'm not a speculator
>>153219907>>153220017>samefag catcuck
>>153220349What else would you be? You're just a collector who will have remorse over your collection actually having these issues amidst it and you'll hold onto them until you can dump em onto someone else. Maybe not a speculator but something akin to it but just delayed over a lomger time period. And if you actually subject anyone else to having these issues in their collection or reading them? Well then that's just cruel. These don't deserve to have the same numbering as the ASM that existed before 2007's OMD.
>>153218630>>153219229I'm in the same boat about whether or not I continue through #1000, although I'm lucky enough to say I never bought an issue of Wells' run. I figured I'd pick up Death Spiral, since Kelly's run has been decent enough, and I mostly was enjoying Ewing's ANV outside of the Flash stuff. Now do I just suck it up and buy through #1000 if they at least move away from shitty MJ and open the door to Peter and MJ again?Speculating has nothing to do with it.
>>153220523I genuinely don't get how anons think these stories are worth 4 or 5 dollars. Jesus have some dignity and taste.
Does anybody even want Peter and MJ together anymore? The shit she said and did to Peter in the Wells run is genuine grounds for never having them get back together in the mainline continuity.
>>153220480Go pick a fight and project elsewhere. It's ten fucking issues away, and its validation that I never gave Marvel the benefit of the doubt. I don't see them turning the ship around anytime soon, so it's more justification on my decision. You can stop anytime you want, respect my choice to stop there and then forget the book to read other things.
>>153220606the vast majority of fans want them together, why are you pretending otherwise?
>>153220553I mostly pirate/read here. Unfortunately sometimes you have to go out on a limb, hope things are better, and put them on your pull list, then be stuck buying them whether they're good or not. Honestly, I thought we were moving towards something better in Death Spiral, and instead it's been a dud of an event.>>153220606>Does anybody even want Peter and MJ together anymore? I do, eventually. But a lot of it depends on how they manage it, and right now they're doing a bad job. Baiting the Flash relationship is exhausting and terrible. Killing Paul, as much as I hate him, makes the two of them getting back together too soon feel weird, and unfortunately making his loss some kind of tragedy for her.If Peter and MJ go on a "date" in Venom #258, admit there's still feelings there, that Peter's going to try to help her safely break the bond with Venom, and they're going to try to repair their relationship, I'll be fine with it being a little bit of a slow burn that takes months for them to be "back together."
>>153220749unfortunately makes his loss some kind of a tragedy for her.*At this point, if she shows absolutely zero remorse he's gone and dead, honestly, it won't look good on her character for any romantic relationship, whether that's Paul, Flash, or Peter.
>>153220606>>153220747>>153220749>>153220781It's an end result a lot of people want but the problem is getting there. Both of them have been written terribly as of late, one a pushover while the other not being called out for their bullshit. To suddenly pair them together now would mean years of disrespect and frankly paints the pairing as toxic
>>153220842who cares. Eddie Brock went from a sexually desirable avenger to a washed up retard in the span of a few years. None of these comics matter.
>>153220842Sure, getting there is going to take some time. It depends on what we consider to be too much time or not. That's probably why they shouldn't have killed Paul. But if MJ and Pete are working on things instead of suddenly snapped back together into a relationship over the next 5 months, kiss in ASM #1000 (September), and then start going on dates again, is that too sudden? They'll have additional time to interact in Queen in Black. But it's been four years since she left him for Paul, and had been a year since they interacted at the end of Wells' run. Do we need to extend that to like 8 years for it to not seem toxic?Unfortunately I think they're going to either kill her off or ship her off to space indefinitely, but that's just me being negative.
>>153220606I’m with this >>153219709 anon, except keep Peter as Spider-Man. It’s perfect he’s both dating a popular choice for girlfriend as well as a version of one of his greatest foes.
>>153220656>validation that I never gave Marvel the benefit of the doubtWhat? I'm not arguing for you to keep buying? I'm arguing to stop. I never bought. Wdym?>>153220749>hopeSounds like cope. >be stuck buying themWhat? Where is this leap coming from? If one issue is shit, then just stop buying.>moving towards something betterWhat gave you that idea?
>>153220943Sexually desirable Avenger is a strange place for Eddie to begin with though.
>>153221401>What? Where is this leap coming from? If one issue is shit, then just stop buying.When you order books in advance, you're on the hook for buying them at an LCS unless you're just not going to ever go back. Not to mention what counts as "shit" enough to cancel over one book is pretty rare, although Zeb had plenty of those.>What gave you that idea?All-New Venom was generally very enjoyable. Good art, fun writing, led to the breakup with Paul... a bit of a drop-off when it turned into Venom and started pushing the Flash relationship hard, but still, enough that it felt like MJ wasn't shit.Kelly's ASM has been pretty much inoffensive and entertaining enough up until Death Spiral, with the space stuff being better than the Norman stuff. Unfortunately, I'm finding Kelly's books in DS to be the worst of the three writers on it, and he pushes Flash more than anyone, plus MJ's returned to being a bitch to everyone, so that's why I'm back to not wanting to pull ASM anymore. I'm only on the hook for next week's issue at this point.
>>153221666Ok sorry it's been a while but I never had a pull list. I just showed up and got them early or went to another store if they ran out.>what counts as shit is pretty rareI guess my standards are just different when it comes to these because if you can't get something as simple as Spider-Man comedy and characterization of Peter then that's enough for me to drop the book.>good artNah man, Gomez's art is hamstrung by the schedule of the book and the inker and colorist being just mediocre. >fun writingThe gimmicks and MJ not beinf She-Venom as well as the contrived brushing over multiple facts regarding their being forced to bond means that "fun" rings hollow to me. It dragged a lot of the time and I still can't believe She-VenoMJ is something they avoided. Fuck those faggots.>Kelly I find it boring and has no real stakes, message, or any real memorable moment because the thought process of the characters, action, and characterizations are all surface-level and gimped by the sheer amount of different pov's so the pacing sucks and you only get shallow scene after shallow scene. Plus the upcoming retcon to Peter's history is sure to suck.
>>153222012Gomez doesn't ink his own comics?
>>153221401>What? I'm not arguing for you to keep buying? I'm arguing to stop. I never bought. Wdym?I'm not talking about you, I mean for myself and anyone diehard who has the gall to say I didn't give it a fair shot to improve.
>>153213695>tears into MJ for everything from the Wells run and blames her for how Peter's been a helpless man child since then and says she should take her new lover and never speak to him ever againCute fanfic. Wish it was real.
>>153222012>Ok sorry it's been a while but I never had a pull list. I just showed up and got them early or went to another store if they ran out.All good, it's relatively new for me too and was doing what you were doing, until it was made clear that Marvel was canceling books based on preorders and not in-shop sales. So I figured I'd get ANV and Black Cat to try to vote with my wallet and have them not get cancelled at 10 issues. (Which worked, but I don't really like Black Cat.)>something as simple as Spider-Man comedy and characterization of PeterHonestly, I feel like Kelly's done a fine job with this. More than anything, I feel like he's hamstrung with cleaning up Wells' mess and hasn't been able to breathe because of it.>Gomez's art is hamstrungAgree to disagree, I think he's in the top-5 of artists in current ongoings. Larraz and Marquez beat him, and one could argue if Larraz is even heading an ongoing at this point.>The gimmicks and MJ not beinf She-Venom Ah, I didn't realize I was talking to you, we have before, but no worries.>I find it boring and has no real stakesLike I mentioned before, I think Kelly's in the unenviable position of following up on Wells' run and cleaning up the damage. He can't tell a fun story because of "stakes" and everyone wanting to see Peter fix his personal life. He has to deal with Ben and Norman mess somehow, to the point they're making an entire extra book for him to tell that story. Stories with stakes have been interrupted with a crossover that needed to happen, but derailed his own book.
>>153213695holy shit. for real marywh0refags hate peter.
>>153223225>samefag black cat cuck againWhy are you pretending you read comics?
>worse design than the original spider-carnage>worse storyline than the original spider-carnageClone chads stay on top
>>153220606Anon we had the same shit with Lois and Clark back at New52 thanks to fucking DiDio pulling his own OMD with them and Wally West, only for Johns Restore everything as it should be even with editorial sabotage from didio, diane nelson and harras.People wants Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker together, Married, with Kids and still being heroes dealing with daily problems.The problem will always be Marvel's editorial who still follows fucking quesada blindly as if he and brevoort has dirt on them, + Disney's faggotry.
>>153221144Fuck the slow burn! I feel like Marvel should just put them back together with a time skip. I just want them together and any kind of reconciliation dating/ courtship period is going to be annoying as they will just come up with a way to ruin it. And they already have the spencer run. What they should do is treat the reconciliation/courtship period like the two unkown Lost Primarchs from 40K. Leave it vague and let the fans come up with thier own story. or they can just fill in the Blanks later.
>>153223440>People wants Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker together, Married, with Kids and still being heroes dealing with daily problems.Not that anon but I'm fine as a concession if we never get to kids again. Also semi-related but in retrospect Ultimate Spider-Man didn't really have much to offer readers outside of the family dynamic
>>153223520I get it. We've probably had enough of a slow burn as it is. We're well past the phase of everyone blinking and Pete and MJ are back together, but we don't need to spend THAT much longer before they should start dating again. I don't think the marriage is actually happening again, but I'd be fine if they were just together.It's a good sign that they're standing next to each other in Queen in Black #1.
>>153223802Can't improve on a book if you cancel it.
>>153223818>I don't think the marriage is actually happening again, but I'd be fine if they were just together.Sounds kinda pathetic but ok
Peter without dignity is MaryCuntFags fetish?
>>153214078We don't need another Gwen.
>>153224290>ESL samefag spam
>>153213695>>>/fanfiction.net/
>>153215033Duly noted, I'll cross him off my suicide note.
>>153224959that's what the past decade and a half of ASM feels like
>>153213695Does Spider-Man need a Madara.
>>153225099That would be Mephisto. Marvel is just chicken to pull the trigger and actually make the storyline the whole fan base is begging for.
https://x.com/thevenomsite/status/2043845973336629437Spider-Man/Superman #1 variant by Francis Manapul All-New Venom and Powergirl https://www.instagram.com/p/DXFzD5cj32Y/
>>153225586Fucking hell, I guess I'm blowing $35 on a stupid fucking cover because fuck me
>>153214161Of fucking course it's fanfiction
>>153222104Actually I might be wrong about that. But whatever the case is, the style is bad and not as good as it could be imo. It's too flat and doesn't have as much depth as it should. I understand the comics grind of putting out that much art for an issue is really fucking hard but I dunno, it just looks really fucking bad as it currently is. He should be given more time/put on less issues in a row.>>153222267I'm kinda sad I'm like the only anon who brings up She-Venom. Oh well....>cleaning up the damageFunny you say that when so many other people got so fucking mad at Spencer for doing it more thoroughly and in character for Peter during his run. From how Kelly writes it, i dunno if I agree but I will agree to give the benefit of the doubt to you, and yeah Kelly does have too much shit going on to like I said, have no real stakes. And thus that is why I think buying this book and getting a subscription is a bad idea.>>153223384Many such cases.>>153223964Not to attack that anon but yes, the marriage being given to us would be a major win or even them getting back together for a significant period of time but it still won't change the absolute retardation going on behind the scenes. Those losers need to get canned or discredited or some other type of real lasting change for any real "healing" to get done. >>153226217If you find this >>153225586 cover good, I dunno what to tell you but you have shit taste. Like ignoring the abomination that is ANV and my own clear bias against it, spending 35 on it?! Anon you're fucking baiting right? Like their faces look bad, the poses are boring, and the color scheme is garish and ugly. Also the fact this isn't She-VenoMJ with PG is an atrocity of a wasted opportunity......
>>153226217STOP BEING RETARDED, BUY SOMETHING ELSE
>>153227110>He should be given more time/put on less issues in a row.For what it's worth, he had a wrist injury and drew through it.>I'm kinda sad I'm like the only anon who brings up She-Venom. I wonder how many individual anons there really are in these threads at this point. I figure depending on the issue or book, we all have our identifiable stuff. >Funny you say that when so many other people got so fucking mad at SpencerWe didn't realize how good we had it. I was also paying less attention back then, and maybe rushing to read an issue on the toilet before going to work. Spencer could have all of my money if he came back. I thought I hated Superior... and little did I know Zeb would roll through.>Like ignoring the abomination that is ANV and my own clear bias against it, spending 35 on it?! Anon you're fucking baiting right?Nah, but ANV and the associated period of trying to recover MJ as a character have been important for me. Right around the Paul thing, I started a major health episode, and as I've gotten back to normal, it coincided with the VenoMJ run. I have a soft spot for it.
>>153213695Pathetic. There's no other way to describe it. I don't know who is this for, but it's not for Spider-Man and certainly not for Peter Parker. Our guy was building a life of his own after struggling for a very long time, and this? this is gross to read, even as a joke.fanturd/10
>>153227790>soft spotWell I guess good to hear about your health...I won't ever understand that soft spot as I'd read classic stuff with good art, action, comedy, and hot babes instead of that but whatever. Like I said, I can't understand it.
>>153214622Honestly this is something i joked around with a friend and i genuinely thing thats what marvel should have done with paul.>random guy shows up and its the new romantic interest of mj>gets a lots of hate by seething fans because of the iconicness of mary jane and peter>paul gets dumped and is full of sorrow and jealousy over peter>the symbiote gets attracted to him because of the current eddie stuff>we get an homage of the first apparence of venom but now with venom paulnow you got a new villanous venom that can fight spiderman but also is gonna be enjoyed because the fans will buy any issue where peter punches paul's face
>>153229528Jesus Marvel staffers need to get put in the stockades and humiliated for anons like you to suggest crap like this. Why dilute Venom like this? >fan seetheFaggot you misunderstand how easy it is to pirate and your idea is just as shallow as Paul himself.
>>153228745>Well I guess good to hear about your healthThanks anon, I'll actually keep it in mind next time we run into each other.
>>153213695Man, if they could just have Peter try to control Carnage for like, 1 year of real time issues, that would be the most interesting thing done with a symbiote since Remender was writing Venom.
>>153214578>>153214649forced meme
>>153229528Paul can't be evil. your ex deserves to be validated, even if the man she left you for commits genocide. YOU GUYS ARE LIKE SO TOXIC!
>>153213695>Dig a hole>Fester in the hole>Finally admit its a hole and climb up>Constantly remind everyone about the hole and what a huge mistake it was>Talk about the holeWhy do you read this shit?
>>153213695>t. maryjeancucks wet dream
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>>153233201We really are better off now that Paul is dead.
>>153233974are we tho
>>153234004Yeah. About time they got rid of him. Useless boring fuck.
>>153213695Why not worry about bigger things such a the DNX event soon the whole spider-ma family will be mutants thanks to the as 3K virus.OURCE:https://www.marvel.com/articles/comics/dnx-event-series-announcement-x-men-fantastic-four-x-virus
>>153234138>Everyone's a mutant eventso nice of them to finally use magneto's gene bomb from the movie as an event
>>153234138>OURCEFuck off Gwenschizo. I’m glad the X-Men are failing and that Paul is dead.
>>153234163>>Everyone's a mutant eventin addtion to this will once the humans become mutants they will remain mutants there is no cure for that
>>153234208That means Norman Osborn is going to be a mutant he’ll join the X-Men and become their leader.
>>153234197don't be angry now we all knew this would happen sooner or later it was peter's destiny to become a mutant it's too bad Gwen can't share his fate seeing she died before this event. Just think what a interesting couple they would have made as mutants together.
>>153234230>That means Norman Osborn is going to be a mutant he’ll join the X-Men and become their leader.it's nothing to be proud of really the last thing osborn fans want is for norman to be a mutant himself if it does happen they will hate it to the core.
>>153234255>>153234281I think Norman Osborn should be a mutie and marry Gwen who is a mutie. Paul is still dead though lol.
>>153234500OSBORN FANS FANS DON'T NORMAN TO BE A MUTANT RETARD.
>>153234230Fuck it, I don't hate the event if something like this happens.
>>153234714Oh but you will you won't like mutant Green Goblin no sir you won't like it at all.
I feel like I'd like All-New Venom a lot more if it wasn't about existing characters. Just an ecchi comedy about a young woman who is host for a goofball amorphous alien, and without the various baggage of Mary Jane and Venom where they both drag their respective nonsense in, gloss over their actual history to get to wacky roommates, having other superheroes as most the supporting cast, and villains that feel underutilized since they were created with different heroes in mind.
>>153234785What a retarded thing to assume.
>>153236413
>>153236413>>153236487Looks like Torment is trying to break up Flash and MJ so he can have him for himself...
>>153236487
>>153236533>the spirals demand I must rape you, Flash. you should have taken Pauls legs when had the chance.
>>153236413>>153236487>>153236573Seems Torment smokes everybody, then peter bonds with carnage.
>>153236573They can do alot of interesting things with this, but it will last an issue.
Looks like the ASM 27 leak is sort accurate at the current moment
>>153214078I wouldn't be surprised if they did this. I wonder if the outrage would be big enough this time. >>153224523Gwen is just coming back .Devil did this.
>>153237337It wouldn’t. Marvel editorial do not care. They still think there’s some untapped market that can reach by making Spider-Man pathetic enough as long as they synergize with the right shows and movies.
>>153237403Disney literally laid off right now people from both comics and studios branch.Heads rolled today, and you can guess they aren't happy with DC outdrawing everything right now, since disney loves to ignore the game department just as they did that killed marvel heroes and any idea of a legends+UA remasters on PC.
>>153236985>>153236573>>153236487So I guess OP isn’t a schizo. The issue will end with Peter asking MJ out on a date.And then the next issue will start with MJ refusing Peter and going out with Flash, because Nick Lowe is a Krillin YABBA DABBA DOO tier cuckold.Will this mean spider-man gets with Black Cat? Of course not. Fuck you.
The big reveal will be that Aunt May and Uncle Ben have a child, the first cousin Peter meets in death spiral
