um..third times the charm! right nintenbros?
>>153215712I wish we lived in a world where shit lile this didn't make money.
>>153215712It doesn't matter how much critics or /co/ fags bitch about it, the film accomplish what it needed to do, get a bunch of parents and nu-Male into the theaters.You're not who they're trying to please. Cause people like you don't make Nintendo money.
>>153215712>>153215755Whats with the bitching and moaning? The movie is completley inoffensive and kids love it. At least the movie doesn't actively hate it's fans like the nu star wars movies or that dragon quest movie.
>>153215712Yet both crush the box office.Some films are simply critic proof.
>>153215712These movies are beholden to a Japanese man who's filled with autistic rage at the sheer concept of a "story" or "plotline" or "character growth".They'll never be good and when one finally flops Nintendo will blame Illumination.
>>153215898Have a guess.
>>153215964you seem to have been fooled into believing critics impact the box office
>>153215712Quantity over Quality
It's still making bank.
>>153215898They hate it because it's not some subversive thing, apparently the bing bing wahoo movie was supposed to be some art house cinema, but it turned out to be a bing bing wahoo movie like the games, and that's bad.
>>153215898>>153217680not watching your peach movies
>>153215712Watched both and while the first at least tried to have a story the second is literally just keys jiggling on the screen for about an hour.Maybe they'll try to correct a bit for third but I doubt it'll be much better.
>>153215712Like they care about quality
>>153215712If you went back in time 15 years and told me people still give a fuck about rotten tomatoes scores, I'd probably believe you, but I'd be very, very disappointed.>>153215755Fun shit with flashy animation made to keep kids quiet for 90 minutes? That stuff will ALWAYS make money, and you're the retard for being mad about it or thinking it's some kind of problem.>>153217680>apparently the bing bing wahoo movie was supposed to be some art house cinema, but it turned out to be a bing bing wahoo movie like the games, and that's bad.True. The problem is that there are a bunch of grown men watching this movie and expecting it to deliver some kind of genuine, narrative masterpiece. Bro, you were supposed to learn how to read books for that. This is a fucking Super Mario movie. Time to grow up.>>153217800>literally just keys jiggling on the screen for about an hour.This is literally all a Mario movie needed to be. Koop and seethe.
At this rate a third one will be even worse.
>>153215898>The movie is completley inoffensiveThat's the problem. It's boring, common denominator slop that has no right to exist. Are we really going to raise kids on a diet of mediocrity and flashing colours?
>>153217956>Are we really going to raise kids on a diet of mediocrity and flashing colours?Childrens' entertainment has been "mediocre flashing colors" since before you were born. A parent is supposed to raise their kids, and not expect movies to do it for them, lmao.
>>153217912>just turn off your brain bro why do you careNot everyone is a consoomer with no standard
>>153215712>>153215755I wish we lived in a world where movies like this were just *good* >>153215898When you have so much you can pull from regarding MARIO, the fact that the soundtracks are mostly some intern's Top 40 playlist and the Mario Galaxy character has less screentime than Zest McCloud isn't exactly enthralling as far as cinema goes
>>153218224>he fact that the soundtracks are mostly some intern's Top 40 playlistGalaxy has some major problems, but this is not one of them thankfully.
>>153218224>the soundtracks are mostly some intern's Top 40 playlistBut the second movie had like next to no pop music in it? It was pretty much all Mario music.>the Mario Galaxy character has less screentime than Zest McCloudI'd wager they have about the same amount. Fox's but was pretty small. it's just that he actually had a personality compared to Rosalina.
>>153217926>The Super Mario Wonder movie comes out in 2030>Donald Glover is still Yoshi>Plot points go by every few seconds and are immediately forgotten until the end>Wario and Waluigi appear, getting most of the development while everyone else is written like they're cardboard>The plot is just SMB Wonder but with millions of cameos and references shoved in>Bowser gets turned into a giant talking Jack Black head fortress, scaring millions of the iPad kids in the theater>The chronic Mario Masturbaters get a brief scene of Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina getting turned into Elephants >The female elephants basically reuse Meena's model from Sing with a few tweaks but no one actually gives a shit>Mario and Luigi meet Samus from Metroid, who also gets turned into an elephant>Wario and Waluigi fuck shit up by being annoying fucks>Cue dozens more Nintendo cameos until the movie finally reaches its final ten minutes>Final battle is short and underwhelming>Bowser's defeated again>The Wonder Flower has been returned>Wario and Waluigi have left the Mushroom Kingdom to develop WarioWare>Samus, still an elephant, leaves in her ship to find Ridley>Fox comes back with his crew but the movie is already over>Movie finally ends with a post-credits sequence of Bowser, wine glass in hand, gazing at the portrait of Wet Dry World from SM64>The koopa king sips his wine as he pokes one of his big fat sausage fingers into the painting itself, causing it to ripple
>>153218173You're watching a movie made for literal toddlers, dude. Adjust your expectations accordingly. You don't buy a box of little debbies for $2.99 and complain it's not as rich as black forest gateau, retard.
>>153217785This, I'm so sick of gynocentric simps.
>>153218315>But the second movie had like next to no pop music in it?I didn't read "none" in there so even your copepost can't deny it. Shan't read further.
>>153218363Even if it was for "literal toddlers" it wouldn't make it being shit ok, unless you're the kind of guy who lets their kids watch Coco Melon which wouldn't surprise me since you seem like a mindless corporate slop slurper.
>>153218530I could make a show that has a chick with no personality but massive tits, and you would consume the shit out of it.
>>153215712I wouldn't mind a sunshine movie
>>153215712mmm, yeah... wait, what were you saying?
>>153215712I don't care if it's a Rick and Morty reference...>Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!
>>153218724Damn smug fox...
>>153215755I wish we lived in a world where the quality of posts is extremely important to the community.
>>153215712You fags are just mad no characters got race swapped and the male heroes are allowed to shine alongside PeachBowser Jr. and Bowser were kino Fox was kino The animation was great
>>153218402>lalala responseSo the last part of his post about Rosa being a non-character really chapped your ass, huh?
