>Ok, which one of you is buying all the Peach deodorant? There's almost none left for the rest of us! Take a Mario or Luigi one
>>153220187this collaboration makes no sense
>>153220187Thank you, Luigi. I, too, would like to smell like a Mexican skeleton.
I just use Speed Stick Irish Spring deodorant.
I want Brie larson deodorant but smelling like her sweaty pits
>>153220507That's the spirit!
>>153220187>Castle Crush
>>153220243Exactly, tendies don’t wear deodorant
Desert Detour does not sound like a good scent. The other two just sound delicious
What do you think a Yoshi one would smell like?
>>153220243Why not? Make nintendo fans not so stinky.
>>153221350Whenever I go to a chick's house it's a 90% chance they have some kind of "sugary" scented soap in their bathroom, like brown sugar or cake. I fucking hate it. The smell is usually overpowering and artificial in a way that normal scents like citrus and lavender aren't, and sometimes it leaves an annoying residue behind. Scented candles like this also typically suck. They're a gyp anyway. just get some cheap sticks of incense like the satya nag champa. Inb4 jeet or whatever, they're available in like every smoke shop and it makes sense the poo people would be good at covering up bad scents>>153221375something like oleander and other subtle floral scents since they spend a lot of time near bushes. maybe berries too
>>153221375brooklyn
>>153220187Why is it so hard to find unscented deodorant? I don't want to smell like a sweaty high school boy.
>>153222814That's such a "basketball people"sounding scent
>>153222885In my experience, the only unscented you and I could find doesn't work very well as deodorant, it's always that salt bar or something. Now I just use degree or Dove body spray which is the best deodorant I've ever used
>>153220187Does the deodorant smell especially fruity?
>>153220187Where is my Fox deodorant?
>>153222885Just get something subtle like the arm and hammer lavender & rosemary
>>153220489same
>>153223965Probably when the Smash Bros movie comes out
>>153220187I’d probably go desert detour
>>153223965You don't want to smell like a fox anyway. I've been told that they are very stinky creatures.
>>153220187Now let us see that black dude do a commercial using one of those...
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>>153224764He's a pilot first and a fox second. He'd probably attract the manly consumer who wants to smell like jet engines
>>153226595
>>153226580>Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped buying Peach-scented Castle Crush deodorant and switched to Cosmic Quest, he could smell like a-me.
>>153229132Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a beach with the man your man could smell like. Anything is possible when your man smells like a plumber and not a princess.
>>153229182I'm on a Yoshi.
>>153220243as opposed to the standard traditional old spice marketing campaigns?
>>153220243How does this make sense? The Mario Galaxy movie is intended for little kids who don't even wear deodorant. It isn't intended for older teens and grown men. Proctor and Gamble has the Secret brand for women. How does a Princess Peach Old Spice deodorant even make sense there? Old Spice put out a Superman set of deodorants last year, which made more sense. It had Batman and Aquaman too. You can still buy the Superman scents on Amazon. I really just stick with the Wolfthorn scent. It's better to just stick with one scent that won't give you headaches.
>>153229663You some kinda retard?
>>153226595Yeah, right. Like you wouldn't. Them cheeks is alright.
Im a guy and I wanna smell like Peach. What would the Daisy deodorant smell like? Oranges? Mangos?
>>153230772Don't daisies themselves already have an aroma?
>>153229132>>153229182>>153229194Thank you for this
>>153230864Why would I wanna smell like a dirty flower?
>>153230864Why would I want to smell like a dirty flower?
Imagine
>>153229430yes, its aimed at the gym goers, which are mostly young males, and you wanna wear a deodorant when at the gym
I use Arm and Hammer with Magnesium. Not many stores carry it but it’s the only deodorant I’ve tried without aluminum in it that actually works.
>>153230914Thats like the most common scent for these kinds of things!
