Their debate, which still sees no end in sight.
3-0
Naruto solos
>>153226040
>>153226014I remember back in the mid 2010's when people were SICK of it
Mahoraga adapts to any and all phenomena.
>>153226072But now it's all we want!
>>153226014It's crazy how Sonic canonically RAPES and GAPES Goku and Superman and their entire verses.
ROARtos. That is all.
>>153225779>>153225959Ultraman Zero, from what I'm hearing from the public, is a decent combatant at best compared to Mark. With Superboy Prime being on par. There seems to be an overwhelmingly large amount of pushback against the idea.
Remember to ignore any substellar onscreen verses and their anklebiting.
Can Aang do THIS?
>>153226141Yeah ignore Dragon Ball fags
>>153226167A BETTER MAN!??Also the new Avatar movie calls Aang a monster and he gets a weak monster form like Asura.
>>153226167Xiao DAMN!
>>153226167I wish this was Venti instead...
>>153226014If only Goku was as strong as Homelander then he would be able to stalemate an amp Superman ... jokes aside how do Supershitter rationalize superman being almost consistently town level despite being amp in DC KO?
>>153226264Why does paramount rape and gape me like this? They no diff me every time they do anything with avatar.
https://vocaroo.com/1fG1eE1nFHAJYou know it's true
>>153226167>What's that Aang, you're going to deflower my sister right in front of me in addition to every generic anime hoyoslop waifu I spent my hard earned uber eats delivery money on?!
>>153226102As a Goku fan. It makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because Sonic pumping Goku's tight oily little bootyhole full of his hot sticky cum until it's red and swollen shut will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
>>153226264Krayos must TEACH HIM how to be a true hero
TICK TOCK, CHARA
>>153226298Favorite Death Battle, contestant and track?
>>153224947seethe
>>153226343The new Avatar movie canonises that you can make Airbenders without being descended from one, which now means all of Aang’s kids could have been Zuko’s or Jet’s
>>153226415There's a new avatar movie?
>>153226415>which now means all of Aang’s kids could have been Zuko’szuko fucked aang? gay
>>153226415>canonises that you can make Airbenders without being descended from oneKorra already did this. What's difference? Granted, in Korra it took the literal spirit realm splitting open to gain new airbenders.But what's difference with the movie?
>>153226382She is for pegging flowey to death. Not chara, chara is getting molested uh...IDK Homestuck and Hal.
>>153226465Turns out even ancient people had been making muggles into airbenders all along, Aang just didn’t know you can do that.
>>153226415Zuko and Aang had sex? YUM!!!
>>153226415So aang was a shit father for no reason? Also I like how in 100 fucking years not a single air bender was born.
>>153226389Mario vs Sonic the first, Sonic and Metal as Cell by Therewolf Media of course!~
>>153226072That's because everyone assumed Death Battle wouldn't return to it because Goku would be too strong.Then it did happen again, and Death Battle had Superman win again.So now it is a Sisyphean matter.Struggle for the sake of struggling.
>>153226415>Airbenders without being descended from one, which now means all of Aang’s kids could have been Zuko’s or Jet’sCould had been? Are we really potential man fucking ntr? Kratos could also had rape you while you were sleeping, you stupid nigger.
>>153226415Dang, Aang Mpreged Zuko
>>153226520They’re all dragonball fans and don’t wanna see Gohan get WHOOPED
>>153226382The Princess and especially The Long Quiet shitstomp Chara and it's not even closeLet Chara fight The Batter instead, she still loses but at least UTfags can have the illusion of a fair fight, and it'd be a more entertaining OFF vs Undertale matchup than Sans vs Judge
>>153226415Aang impregnated Zuko Fvark
>>153226525Kratos dod rape me while I was asleep.I’m your Mom btw. His cock was bigger than yours.
>>153226493>even ancient people had been making muggles into airbenders all alongKorra already covered this with Avatar Wan, with that whole spirit beings giving bending powers. What's the difference? Because I feel like this is a major plothole without bringing up:>Retconning Korra>Why didn't Aang just create more using mind-bending
>>153226382>>153226492>>153226545None of these franchises should be on Death Battle.
>>153226564Probably because of something something spirit world balance.
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>153226134I love it how no one in the comment section of this even know who this Ultraman zero guy is. they just don't want Gohan fighting Mark.They're not fans of dragon ball.They're not fans of ultraman.They just don't want Gohan fighting Mark. That's literally it. That is honestly so fucking pathetic THAT the only real reason people are pushing for this Match.
>>153226389Kyle vs Simon, Kyle and Spiral of Emotion of course!
Gohan vs Mark is just Bakugo vs Reze with more testosterone. Still a lame stomp match.
>>153226014The winner is Superman 10 times out of 10. Goku himself said he refuses to use kryptonite and he wants him at his best And that's his undoing. Superman can be killed, goku just won't exploit his weakness. The winner is Superman.
>>153226599https://x.com/DBconfessions45/status/2043767164210225464Thread in questionI assume there were actually some Ultraman fans wanting this fight , but no one voting for him knows who he is.
>>153226542>Aang Mpreged Zukopfff. be serious, you motherfucker. aang is a bottomclearly
>Bring. Me. Char Aznable
>>153226014I think superman would win because I like him and he's nice. simple asNot to say goku isn't also nice, but he's a bit stupid and I think clark could outsmart him some waypowerscalers be damned.
>>153226680...'s laundry.
>>153226700“He’s nice” just means the movie script says he’s nice while he punches the teeth out of anyone who disagrees with his politics in any way.
>>153226599Mark just sucks that fucking much and brings jack shit to the table.
ENTER
>>153226057Mort Weisinger was the Superman group editor for like 20 years. He'd study child psychology books to find things kids were scared of that he could get past censorship of the day. He'd have the cover artist draw these scenarios and the writer and interior arts fit it into a story, usually as a fake out. He would have been proud to see what the Russians did to Superman if he'd lived to see it. He'd be a true Scholar here too.
>>153226415Doesn't Jet like die in ba sing se's underground tunnels?
>>153226616And? Gohan vs Ultraman zero is just invincible fags hiding behind Ultraman.
Kirby is trying to be a BETTER man
I embarrassed myself in front of a woman today. Death Battles for this feel?
>>153226680...'s dirty dishes.
>>153226796I can tell you this right now no one in these threads is ride or die for Mark.
>>153226815Wonder Woman vs Thor
>>153226815Asura is a chud like you who doesn’t give women respect. One day you will be TAUGHT like he was.
>>153226815Bakugo vs Reze
>>153226557Last digit is my cock size, second to last digit is kratos cock size.
>>153226796Actually it's Dragon ball fans not wanting DB to fuck up the scaling again and give Mark the win.
There could be Black men posting in this thread right now.
>Uncrowned Grand Regent of Viltrum Omni-Man6'2'', 250lbs>Prince Vegeta of Planet Vegeta5'4'', 123lbsAny questions?
>>153226892Prove Vegeta can’t seduce Omniman as his royal concubine and give him AIDs
>>153226815>I embarrassed myself in front of a woman todaypfft. big deal. everyone did and does... do you have mother, right?
>>153226892Yes.Does Viltrum have any good femboys?
DEVIL ARTEMISTOOOOOS!!!!listroonsura...
>>153226733>moviengmi
>>153226934Favorite Dragon Ball match?
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>The FlashRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>UltramanRAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153226134912 voters is nothing in the grand scheme of things. Also, why is Superboy Prime vs Gohan a matchup? Prime afaik is an alternate version of Superman, not his son.
>>153226700I mean, depends on the scenario really.True neutral zone (i.e. like a white void) I think Goku takes it.But if it is a more neutral setting (Earth Generic), then Clark can really just go and chill in the Sun if he really wanted to. Goku can't really do anything that wouldn't also be an existential threat to himself in that case.
>>153226939Listroon had a 3 reply meltdown over this and a bunch of normies are eating him alive
SAAAARRRTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>153226892
>>153227069>tfw 5'5"Popeye life for me, then.
>>153226939kek
>>153226057That's not even that bad of a request, at least Superman will save you if you fall out of a tree. At least Superman will *attempt* to bring us utopia. he's all you got outside of an actually well-mannered Lex Luthor
>>153226570This is how I feel about a lot of MUs
>>153226167speaking of AangTraveler how big is the spirit realm anyway since if they give Aang that staff and the Spirit Realm is universal in size then Aang gets universal bullshitthis also means they will need to delay the episode for the movie to come out
>>153226680bro what the fuck is anyone from AoT gonna do
I missed the last thread, can I ask again why they rigged Bill vs Discord?
Yeah. I was raped.
>>153227105I am surprised that the subreddit isn't acknowledging the gender thing.I thought they tried to be that sort of faux wholesome bullshit toxicity usually.
>>153226869There is no way you actually believe that...
I liked Goku's cartoon more than Superman's so I think Goku would win
>>153227105you know it is bad when a killuafag is saying "yeah it gets weird"
>>153226892yeah, how strong are "Smart Atoms" where Viltrumites get more power from surviving mortal damage against that Saiyan shit where they get more power from surviving mortal damage? >>153226927Nolan wouldn't want to fuck Bejita in the ass, Bejita's gonna have to find his daily dose elsewhere.
>>153226634So it's basically this. Like they HAD to be a better matchups for both characters than this? Like there is no way this was the best matchup for both.
>>153226892Post Omniman destroying a planet
>>153227188>WAAAAAH why didn't the gay pony show for girls win with its epic deep lore vs the drama mystery show for kids with its epic deep lore?
>>153227105Why does Listtroon think he's fooling anyone when he claims to not care about Dragon Ball when he bitches about Toyotaro ruining it's powerscaling?
>>153227260He destroyed planet viltrum all by himself according to DeathBattle. How many times do we have to teach your stupid ass this lesson.
>>153226014OK GIRLS YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY, GO HIT THE CRAFT TABLE THERE'S JUICE BOXES AND SNICKERS.
>>153227242Please. I am begging us.Kill the Smart Atoms.They only have one place where they are mentioned. The handbooks.It was before Conquest appeared in the comics.They aren't even unique to Viltrumites in the handbook.They are the source of basically everyone's powers, it is just that some being like the Immortal, Eve, Allen, and Viltrumites have them as part of their biology.It's especially weird with Viltrumites because they also refer to Smart Atoms in their bodies being as the result of technology?
>>153227260Post Bejita destroying a planet.
>>153227289...I cannot
>>153227289He does actually in that bug planet episode.
>>153227289...I can!
>>153227285
>>153226774So this was make the DC comic for the Silver Age?
>>153227324>>153227325Resorting to filler concession accepted
>>153227346
>>153227356>So this was makewhat
>>153227257I've been watching the show and the movies so I know a few things about Zero so far. He's Ultraseven's son who travels the multiverse and helps humans on different versions of Earth. He kicks the shit out of some guy named Belial who iirc was an evil rogue Ultra that betrayed the land of light. I remember in one episode he arrived in the middle of a war zone and saved a guy and his little brother and decided to save the older brother by becoming one with him for a time. He meets a bunch of other guys. Two of them are giant robots with souls named Jeanbot and Jean-nine
>>153227367>WHEN A NEW SUPER-HERO APPEARS IT IS NATURAL TO ASSUME THAT HE OR SHE, RELIES ON SOLAR DISKS UNLESS IT IS PROVEN OTHERWISE.This is gotta be an edit.
>>153227416Cool. So why do you want him to fight Gohan so much specifically? Based on what you said so far , the two have fuck all in common
>>153227257Mark pretty clearly has Hot Rod. That works perfectly fine. So would Steven Universe even if it would be absolutely insufferable.Gohan is the troublesome one. Gohan's matchups just suck ass because it's either Walmart versions of Goku MUs where the outcome doesn't fundamentally change (if he fights Superboy he dies, if he fights Tails or something he GAPES) and no one fits the "protege/child of THE hero" while also being around similar power levels. It's actually a kind of similar situation to Spidey, even down to a stupid toku fight people try and push for them.
>>153226892you can only post here if you're taller and heavier than vegeta btw
>>153227484Being the sons of legendary warriors and having similar cocky "eager to fight" personalities seems good enough to me, thematically speaking.
>>153227595It sounds like he's more suited to fight Marvel Thor, who also matches his shitload of abilities better
>>153227595>similar cocky "eager to fight" personalitiesThat is not what Gohan is at all what the fuck? This just confirms the shitters who push this fight are just doing it for tokufaggotry instead of actually having anything to do with Gohan, or Dragon Ball at all. You've likely never even seen/read it
>>153227257Mark doesn't have that problem
>>153227265Hi Speedy, can you tell me why you and DJ rigged it?
I wanna see pic related fight Wolverine and I have no idea why. It bugging me that my subconscious brain thinks it'd be a great match up because they have nothing in common. Like absolutely nothing outside of maybe being experimented on to be a perfect weapon? I don't know.
>>153227595Gohan isn't an eager to fight person but as seen with his transformations he does let his power get to his head and acts like a cocky fool.
>>153227595.what do "you mean eager to fight" personality ?Gohan hates fighting. He only does so because he feels like he has to.Goku isn't some legend in the context of the dragon ball universe either. That's mr.satan to the people of earth , he's just a radish farmer. You really have to be disingenuous and distort facts for it to be any real connection between these two fighter that isn't just same Japanese VA or both shows made references to each other
>>153227629In all fairness, I had Buu saga Gohan on the mind while typing that out. I know he's much more serious and straightforward than Goku and doesn't enjoy fighting unless it's necessary.>>153227732See, that's what I was probably thinking of.
>>153227595Gohan hates fighting. Hell, he even said he wants to be a scholar.
>>153227743>Goku isn't some legend in the context of the dragon ball universe either.Tell that to the red ribbon army
>>153227753How many hours of God of War has he studied?
>>153227747>>153227732Nigga...Gohan's entire character, the thing that sets him apart from the main cast is that he willingly gives up on his potential because he dislikes fighting for the sake of it, and even to the point where he lets villains take wins more than they should. It's the point of all of the memes and discussion around the character.Gohan was also getting emotional against Buu because the nigga killed his entire family and he wanted him to suffer, he has a bit of a sadist streak when he cuts loose (his own individual struggle with his Saiyan heritage) to the point that it's implied that that's the reason he doesn't like to fight.From what it sounds like the tokushit doesn't meaningfully match or compare or have anything to do at all to any of this. It's just "they're both sons of aliens". And it's doubly weird given DBMtrannies made this match and they're obsessed with le connections.
>cocky "eager to fight" personalities
>>153227629>>153227743>>153227753Behold, the level of knowledge the average /deathbattlematchups user typically possesses about the personality or backstory of any given character, the place is a cancer and should be nuked
>>153227774You are aware that the red ribbon army scrub themselves from history and are now seen as merely a pharmaceutical company to the people of earth? Goku is not some legendary figure to the public and only few people know who he is.
>>153227595>cocky "eager to fight" personalities>Gohan>"Eager to fight"This just proves you don't know jackshit about Gohan and just want him to fight your favorite character.
>>153226336What did he mean by this?
Both sides are right. Gohan would rather not fight and he's a nice guy most of the time, but he has this flaw where he can get drunk on his power and become an asshole like typical Saiyans.>wanted to torture Cell after he turned SS2>calls Buu a retard after unlocking Ultimate>is smirking like a psychopath in Super Hero after getting Beast
>>153228059that’s just every dragonball character ever. “Grrr you hurt muh fwens you made me ANGYYY!!!” isn’t original or new. It’s just Super Saiyan again.
Alright, so we can now all agree the idea of Gohan vs that ultra whatever is dogshit based on a fundamental misunderstanding of Gohan's character. If the toku really wants a fight, he can rumble with Thor who actually matches the arrogant alien eager to fight prince archetype.
>>153227629Yeah he is, Gohan goes full cocky mode when he has the advantage, which also serves as a prelude to him getting raped.
>>153227972Fucking Christ, that retardedly bad wording is gonna haunt me if that MU ever happens for real. >>153228059See, this anon gets what I mean.
>>153228059The point is Gohan is aware how he becomes when he gets drunk on power and doesn't want or like getting to that point. It's why he doesn't like fighting.And again, the Ultrafag just sounds like generic hero man who fights aliens that has no meaningful response to any of this. Gohan is barely "deep" at all as a character and this shit can't even match that.This is just an excuse to have his favorite glorbo character beat Gohan without understanding a character who basically spells out his entire character arc in like 3 pages.
>>153228085>Alright, so we can now all agree the idea of Gohan vs that ultra whatever is dogshit based on a fundamental misunderstanding of Gohan's character.Not really. Theematics aside, it still makes Invincible Vs Mark look like dog water in comparison.
did i mention i’m gay?
>>153228135also im trans
>>153228158Why did you feel the need to tell me that?
>>153228135Not really. Gohan wrestles with his Saiyan heritage, Mark wrestles with his Viltrumite heritage. That's more of a connection than whatever the shit the tokufaggotry is about.
>>153228135>Invincible Vs MarkI would rather see Mark fight himself to the death than this matchup
>>153228164i’ll let you fuck my neovagina if you shill toku with me
>>153228185Funny typo I admit but fuck me for not noticing that
>>153228185because you don’t want to see Mark GAPE cucky gohan
>>153228079I don't renember Goku calling frieza an inbreed lizard when he went super saiyan?
I think all of this would be easier if /dbg/ attempted to actually ingest the series being discussed here because fuck spoonfeeding
>>153228222Nah but he did call uub a stinky village rat
>>153228205
>>153228168It is what it is. . Mark is more similar to Gohan personality wise. Mark spents a good portion of the series holding back his full power , not wanting to hurt anyone but sometimes snaps kind of like Gohan. And they are both half breeds sons of aliens sent to earth to conquer it, but instead ends up defending it.Buuuut it would likey be a stomp in Gohan's favor so instead we're gonna have this match up against this absolute nobody and try to force some connections that aren't really there. They're both sons of aliens and are heroes ..so good enough? Is Ultraman zero even a half breed? Do they at least have that common?
Who can fight Sokka Forma de Kenshiro?
>>153228320thematics don't always mean it's a good fight. DA said it best. It sounds cool on paper but there's nothing here to really work with and trying to make it work sounds like hell.
>>153228244/dbg/ is only vaguely aware of like three franchises at any given time and it's always in service of shitting on it
DEATH BATTLE NEEDS THE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGG
>>153228370Wait so they don't even have the half-breed angle in common either wtf?!
Gohan vs Atreus is the true bigbrain matchup, but Atreus would stomp
>>153228320As far as I can tell from some quick searches, no, the Ultra character is fully alien. He can bond to human hosts, but the character itself is a full alien.Also from what I can tell from searching their backstory, he fucked up in the past and was exiled, and had to redeem himself by defeating a rogue Ultraman. What part of Gohan's story is supposed to reflect or be similar to that?The more I read about this character the more fucking confused I am about why this is a matchup at all. They literally have nothing to do with Gohan outside of "they transform" and "they have famous alien dads I guess".
>>153228364Toph got to fuck THIS?
>>153228413Oh yeah, no Mark is a half-breed, but Zero is a fully blooded Ultra.
Starting to think maybe Gohan doesn't have any MUs that are fair and work thematically. Like, at all.
Honestly Gohan shouldn't be in Death Battle at all. It's clear all his matchups are ass, including the Ultraman Zero one.
>>153227120Not a bad flag either All hail King Superman!
>>153228540I don't even mind if it happens, but really, it's only slightly less shit than Mark vs. Gohan. I can really only see Mark fighting the transformer he's based on.
>Ultraman Zero barely has anything in common with GohanThen why shill it?
>>153228586they don’t wanna see Mark gape Gohan
>>153228431So at a surface level , it might seem like they have nothing in common , but after doing some more research you find out that they really have nothing in common .
>>153228586Because it's either a guy with 0 variety in term of powers getting gaped, or a guy with multiple powers and abilities throwing random bullshit at Gohan and this may come as a surprise to you but the latter sounds more interesting to see in a battle.
Why not just do Future Gohan? The crew seems to like both of his big matchup ideas and one of them basically is Mark vs Gohan. The only real issue is whether or not you should devote a whole episode to it.
Gohan has no good matches because he's boring shit jobber who never became interesting again after the cell saga.
>>153228652Zack died to fucking bullets. What the fuck is he going to do to Future Gohan when Roshi's ass was catching bullets way earlier in Dragon Ball? Also, I think we have enough FFVII match ups.
Gohan has no good matches because noone cares anout ultrashit, Mark gapes him, and Atreus scales to KINGtos.
>>153228691I want to see FFX get a match but none of the main characters like Tidus, Yuna, or Jecht have great opponents.
>fucking nothing in common>not popular at all>animation potential argument could be made for a ton of characters>also a stomp according to ultrafagsGohan vs Ultraman Zero sounds like a waste of time. At least Gohan vs Mark is funny and works relatively well if it's Future Gohan vs the evil Marks.
>>153228715>Future Gohan vs Sinister Mark>Sinister starts trying to bite Gohan and gets ki blasted
>>153226102>>153226359rape apologist samefag
The easiest way to do Gohan vs Mark is to do it when the show adapts the Dinosaurus plot and the entire fandom completely turns against Mark and wants to see him brutally die. I'm pretty sure that's next year.
>>153228715>Future Gohan vs Sinister Mark>Gohan tries to Ki Blast Mark and gets his manicured fingers bitten off
>>153228715>At least Gohan vs Mark is funny and works relatively well if it's Future Gohan vs the evil Marks.Dude Ben doesn't even like that idea Mark Vs Gohan no matter what is just a hot pack of ass. The fact that he outright said Zero looks more interesting is telling.
AHEMBlack CLOVER chads...What is a good matchup for Meroleona?I think she could burn a viltrumite to ashes.
>>153228750when the show adapts Dinosaurus that’s when Omnipotus arrives and Mark scales to BOVNDLESS
>>153226962chris chan rape apologist obsessed with rape and delusions
>>153228703It would at least be funny to see older Gohan get stomped by small child Atreus.
>>153228777Highest vsbattle wiki Gohan is 2-C, and child Atreus is 1-C.But should be the tiktok zoomer looking Atreus
>>153228770>t-this guy destroyed a universe!>can you show it?>no>why did he die to a guy who cant destroy a planet by himself?>S-SHUT UP OKAY?
>>153228079It isn't, multiple points in Goku v Frieza are to show that the anger didn't get the best of him, that he's still Goku no matter how evil Freeza is and how much he deserves it. Gohan lost himself to it and his dad died as a result of his lack of discipline. If toriyama wasn't as lazy he could've taken this to mean something instead of trapping gohan in a perpetual cycle of jobbing pathetically and getting bullshit powerups
>>153228758They've said multiple times on ballots they liked Future Gohan vs MarksWhen have they ever said they liked the Ultrashit
This really was Gohan's best match all along huh
>>153228801Dinosaurus wants to save the planet not destroy it.Prove he couldn’t destroy a planet if he wanted to.
>samenic loses again
>>153228829he's weaker than Thragg, and Thragg cant destroy a planet on his own
>>153228839Prove Thragg can’t destroy a planet on his own. Thragg scales to the sundisk
Gohansisters... I don't feel so good...
>>153228814Actually this one does work>magic vs ki>suggsversal Kratos multipliers versus Dragon Ball multipliers>both have "transformations">Atreus can be wanked higher as necessary to match Gohan in terms of speed and shit>actually tackles the "struggles with their corrupt bloodline and impulses" as part of their character arcUltrafag gets completely BTFO by this, wtf
>>153228856FVVVAAARK!Surely Gohan can shoot the sun down too, right?
>>153228814>>153228863Holy shit, that actually does sound good.
>>153228853the sundick cant destroy a planet either nigger
>>153228885the sundisk is bigger than a planet so it can.
>>153228867very easily, actually
>Gohan vs Atreus is actually goodKINO INCOMING!!!
>>153228801He is stated to have destroyed the previous universe (and multiple other universes) in the official guide, and to have infinite power.Can you post cucky gohan destroying a universe onscreen? And not losing to Krillin.
>>153228915Post him doing it, NOW.
>>153228935i…I CAN’T, OK?!?!I’m a fraud ok!!! Kratos was always the true featsman
>>153228946and don’t you forget it.
OHNONONODRAGON BALL IS ABOUT TO GET TAVGHT
imagine having less feats than a Kratos sidecharacter lmao
BRING ME THE ENTIRE TEKKENVERSE, KOFVERSE, GUILTY GEARVERSE AND MKVERSE
>>153227028>listroon is a DoctorGreen tier pedo it's always Roll man
Stronger than Superman vs weaker than goku, who wins?
If a nu-God of War character were to beat a DBS character on Death Battle I think this place would end.
Tokufags don’t have a WARRIOR like ‘Z.
>>153228967>DODGING BlazblueYUP!
>>153228928>H-HE'S A UNIVERSAL BEAST BRO>gets his head bit by a dinosaur and diessaying someone is universal or a dimension destroyer but not showing them doing so is just a cheap trick to make city-tier guys sound stronger
I'LL ADMIT IT, OKAY?I ACTUALLY AM OUTERVERSAL++++, I'M JUST SHY ABOUT SHOWING IT BECAUSE MY OPPONENTS ARE SO WEAK
just do Gohan vs Twilight Sparkles
>>153229010>Twilight Sparkle's magic could move the sun and the moon around with easeBro...
>>153228994sadly with DB lore logic probably any of the gods would beat a DBS characterdespite you know, the so called multiversal BEASTS who die and uh... his death just caused some clouds over greece for like a year or something?and dont forget BOUNDLESS BVLL kratos needs a trident to breathe underwater
>>153229007The funny thing is BlazBlue and Guilty Gear are now part of the same multiverse now.
>>153228981BIG 'Z NEVER MISSES! ISLAM, THANATOS, KRATOS AND WARRIOR-Z WON! REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!>>153229025KEEP TAKING THE LLLLLLLZZZZZZ AND CRYING ON 'Z'S SHOULDER SON!!!
BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!! HELP ME! THIS BOVNDLESS WATER IS GONNA KILL ME EVEN THOUGH I CAN TOTALLY SURVIVE IN SPACE, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!
Atreus will claim Videl and Pan's ripe pissies as his war brides
>>153228976Nah, a broken clock is right twice a day or something.Being autistic over fictional characters and pretending they are the same as regular people is peak mental illness.Only the most obnoxious chronically online faggots genuinely argue about this Jerks off to Loli porn if you want, it's no different from Jerking off to the other 100 abhorrent Japanese fetishes that appear in most doujins
>>153228196Wtf I LOVE Ultraman Zero now
...
>>153229089>Goku punches Kratos once with all his strength>Kratos doesn’t even budge>Looks down at Goku with pity>“Be Better”>Goku collapses to his knees and vows to study to be a man like Kingtos, in gratitude for his mercyThis is how it would go.
>>153229089C'mon I think Goku can at least take 3 KINGTOS punches before he dies.
>>153229072Sonic can also survive in space in multiple games, but loses to water. Hmm...
>/dbg/ came up with a better Gohan matchup than anyone elseThis place truly is the greatest general on /co/.
Warrior Z scares me…
>>153229151Do not be scared. Be better.
>>153229010>colored horse show MU>this place becomes slightly more tolerable for a monthi like the way you think
>>153229010...does Gohan win this?
Gohan vs El hijo de Sonic
>>153229049>>153229151If Warrior-Z is so strong why hasn’t he beaten Israel and America yet?
>>153229178Horse show has an infinite multiverse and is like 6 or 7D, so maybe not
>>153228967post her destroying a planet
>>153229178He's probably getting annihilated, unfortunately.
Netanyahu fears Z’s scimitar more than any Iran missile
Determination makes them outerversal.
>>153229315Don't let these kids near Hal Jordan.
So if Atreus wins, we will have the second Kratosura?
>>153229381They’ll never actually do it, the last Kratos match sent Devilartemis into retirement
>>153228761... nobody knows who this is
>watched a DB adjacent video of Subaru vs Kazuma>they had Subaru win because of RBD and somehow taking statsI’m sorry, what? Subaru is literally a normal dude. He gets shanked and murdered all the fucking time by not even powerful people. Just how the fuck does he beat Kazuma who actually has magic and skills, even if they’re not very powerful? Powerscaling brainrot is something else.
Post Kratos destroying a moon.
>>153229476Subaru is weak as shit, he just has a loli guardian witch he can summon at any time that is actually super strong.Also even if he didn't have that he can literally retry infinite numbers of times until he eventually wins, he does it to enemies way more threatening than Kazuma and Kazuma has no actual way around it + won't even know it's happening thanks to how RBD works.
>>153229543Subaru’s RBD only works if he actually has someone to fucking save him. There was a what if story where Subaru got stuck fighting Reinhardt and literally couldn’t win no matter how many times he returned. It would just be that with Kazuma.
>>153229566Reinhardt is literally the strongest dude alive and can destroy and remake the planet on a whim. If you think Kazuma, the guy who frequently jobs to mundane shit is anywhere near that I don't know what to tell you.There's no way to outsmart or outskill a revive that you don't even know exists and can reset the other guy infinite times.
>>153229476Kazuma should have fought Saito instead, it'd be at least a closer match-up.
Post Sonic destroying a Solar System
>>153229596It doesn’t matter if the other guy can return infinitely if he’s a fucking weak ass jobber. Kazuma can at least actually fucking fight monsters and demon king generals, Subaru can’t even fight plebeian thugs.
>>153229394>All Kratos related material is forever blacklisted from Death BattleUgh, BASED?!
>>153229612T-This is the best I've got...
>>153229613Kazuma wins against high tier shit because A. he has backup which he probably shouldn't get in a random death battle and even if he did Subaru's backup is better and Subaru can summon Beatrice whenever he wants, and B. he has prep time which is rendered completely irrelevant when the other guy is stuck in an infinite time loop and will eventually learn all of your tricks.It should be kinda obvious who wins between a guy whose revive kind of fucking sucks and can't heal him if his body takes too much damage and a guy who literally rewinds time infinitely.
>>153229541Do boomers really think this cool? A girly haired faggot with feathered wings on his head talking like a Shakespeare character?
>>153229649>Kazuma has backupAnd like Subaru doesn’t? The faggot literally got merked by low life thugs who didn’t even know how to swing a knife. Summoning Beatrice is blatant outside help.>muh infinite retriesLiterally does not matter when the guy he’s fighting mogs him in every way. It’s like arguing a dog would eventually beat a grizzly bear with enough retries.
>>153229631Pathetic
>>153229650Sounds like you're filtered and can't handle ThorKINO.
>>153226939The dude was so unlucky with the matches they gave him to animate. The fact that he's still being harassed over it is just sad.
>>153229650FILTERED!!!
>>153229476>>153229613>>153229649Kazuma has the coolest character with him. But by himself, yeah he's in trouble. It'll be dishonest to say he'll be defeating anyone on his own.
>>153229650No wonder BoomerGODS fuck your women.
Post anon destroying a wall
>>153229657>Summoning Beatrice is blatant outside helpShe's literally a contracted guardian spirit, it's like barely more outside help than a Stand or Persona. But okay, remove her from the fight and then both Kazuma and Subaru have no outside help, except one guy literally cannot kill the other and the one guy has infinite retries. Who do you think is going to win?>It’s like arguing a dog would eventually beat a grizzly bear with enough retriesExcept Kazuma isn't really any faster or stronger than Subaru, he just relies on bullshit tricks which Subaru could find out via RBD and then just avoid them on the next go-around until Kazuma eventually dies.
>>153229729Here's Anon destroying a planet
Post your hero destroying clouds.
She will heal Kazuma.
>>153229781>implying anyone could outscale Final Fantasy
Enough about KazumaWho would be a good match for Kazuma
Kazuma? Only good for sex.
>>153229830Komekko, NO!
>>153229756>except Kazuma isn’t really any fasterBut he is? He’s much faster than a normal human later in the series. He can deflect arrows and fight guys faster than the human eye. Subaru, however, forever remains a normal average joe. This is literally just Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn isekai edition.
I know who Ultra man Zero is and I would rather he fights some sci-fi wank characters considering the age-old debate in Asia about how Ultraman isn't scientific at all
who will Pinocchio from Lies of P fight
>>153229869>He can deflect arrows and fight guys faster than the human eye. Subaru, however, forever remains a normal average joeThe very first arc of the entire series has Subaru stopping an attack from a massively FTE assassin, and that was without RBD to let him know she was going to throw the attack >b-but he has antifeats and loses/jobs to randos So does Kazuma>Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn isekai editionExcept not really, since Dragonborn was literally called infinitely stronger and faster. Kazuma is stronger than Subaru in that he has more bullshit up his sleeves. None of it can permakill Subaru and once he uses it once then Subaru will just account for it on the revive and Kazuma literally won't even know that he can do that. Subaru also can and will revive infinite times, and won't Hollow like ths Chosen Undead, and does get a stat advantage if he gets access to a literal Guardian Spirit he has a contract with
>>153229803Tony Soprano would be kino if it wasn't such a stomp
>>153230002>muh ElsaElsa wasn’t moving at her top speed in that instance and likely he just got lucky. It’s even said in the novelization that Subaru couldn’t even keep track of Felt’s speed, who isn’t remotely on Elsa’s level.>Kazuma is strongerYes, and faster. And will fight dirty. And has more abilities. Meanwhile Subaru is a normal guy with no combat ability whatsoever. It doesn’t matter if Subaru knows Kazuma’s tricks when Kazuma is just gonna speedblitz and one shot him every time.
>>153230171>more abilitiesyou're talking about Kazuma when possessed by vanir?
>>153226014Bros… poor Aang was such a jobber in the new movie, he need avatar state just to hold a building up and fight off some random goons, not sure how you would scale the new bad guy tho, definitely a power creep that happened but when Aang got a new power up he got rid of it immediately so I dunno it’s really weird
>>153230171>abloobloo antifeats and luck and ablooblooOkay and everything you just said applies to Kazuma as well>faster. And will fight dirty. And has more abilitiesNot really. He's only "stronger" in the sense he has more abilities and once those Subaru's learned what he can do it's just kinda GG. I have no idea where this idea of Kazuma being some Asura tier featsbeast compared to Subaru's Kratos is coming from. They clearly aren't visibly stronger or faster than each other by any noticeable degree.In order for Kazuma to win he would need to figure out how RBD works (he can't) and then do a highly specific sequence of events he's never done before or would need to actually physically be so much stronger/faster that it wouldn't matter (he isn't), and he would also need to hope Subaru is being pointlessly nerfed and isn't allowed to bring in his spirit that he has a contract with because he just can't okay.
>>153226014reminder: Goku is official 5'7" while Clark is 6'3"
Ultraman Zero should fight the true GOAT of the Ultraman series. Ultraman Max. Whose power was too bullshit, he was never allowed to be relevant ever again, jobbing every battle since that one time. >Deus Ex Machina>The Kaiju's power is to rewrite the plot of the entire series out of universe so that it wins>Max becomes one with the out of universe writer of the series who stated a manual intervention and rewrite it so that Max wins with no further explanation >Is never allowed to use this power again, forced to job every fight since then
>Ultraman this, Gohan thatEveryone knows that the only worthwhile Ultraman episode is him fighting Godzilla. Anything else is just autism
>>153230304GoKEKs...
>>153228370Okay but who gives a shit you can still make a good fight animation
>>153230304Any """male""" under 5'11 should be forcefully feminized
We back
>>153226892>5'4"Imagine how fun it'd be for Omniman it would be to manhandle Bejita's tiny body.Omniman would just fly around the globe looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.
>>153226892>Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan9'10">Grand Regent of Viltrum Thragg6'6"See?
>>153226892And this means what exactly? Vegeta will still kill Thragg with a galick gun.
>>153230478Imagine how fun it'd be for Broly it would be to manhandle Thragg's tiny body.Broly would just fly around the globe looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.
Way Big? 100 feet tall. BenCHAD wins again
>>153230511Ultraman is bigger.
>>153226014just you wait until Goku unleashes Ultra Instinct Mastered Super Saiyan blue 4 Kaioken, chud
>>153227921So much so that it is a plot point for the Spirit Bomb.King Furry tried though, he even had a statue made of him in the Super manga.
>>153226892Nolan's fist is breaking the moment it gets within a single AU of Vegeta anon
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153228059It is more because Gohan actually has a moral tendency to care about justice.But it manifests in a sadistic streak where he wants to punish villains more than he wants to defeat them (which is a bit weird for Cell Max since Cell Max is basically a big dumb animal).
Vecna?he rapes and gapes Pennywisehe rapes and gapes Nagashhe rapes and gapes (YOU)
>>153228320>And they are both half breeds sons of aliens sent to earth to conquer itDidn't it get retconned later that Goku getting to Earth was totally by chance?
>>153228168Actually no, Goku struggles more with his Saiyan identity than Gohan does. The section in the Tournament of Power's manga is actually a bit of a mistranslation.>"I choose to keep evolving as a human, not a Saiyan." (Viz)>"オレはサイヤ人としてではなく、1人の人間として進化する道を選んだ / I choose to evolve as my own person." (Lit. "I choose to keep evolving as an individual, not a Saiyan.") This is more akin to finding his own path for attaining power that works best for him.
>>153226102No one cares about the scrimblo bimblo rat furries fap to
>>153228431>Ash/Yugi just summon things.>Buffy/Blade fight monsters.>Hulk/Godzilla have radiation.>Ruby/Maka have scythes.There's been plenty of shallow MUs lately.
>>153228691He's going to call upon the gods of scaling to get Sephiroth and Cloud stats.
>>153228761I think she works better vs Might Guy.
>>153230306The Ultraman series is the equivalent of a Silver age Superman comic. They just get a random power they, coincidentally, needed to used it once and never again. Ultraman water attack comes to mind.
>>153230671That ain't a random power anon, that IS the series finale. But because the author of the series stated that he is the strongest and fastest, other authors who made later disagreed and made him a jobber. And because he can't use his literal author bias power anymore, he jobbed every battle since
I don't even want Dragon Ball to get more episodes, it's enough of a fucking hog. But if Gohan MUST get an episode, Ultraman is infinitely more interesting than Mark.
>>153230703Again, Silver Age Superman. Where else is he going to use that power? Also, there are multiple writers, not everyone is going to known the character origin or ability.
>>153226382Hey HEY!STOP IT! Stop that horrible dancing! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK AT DANCING!
>>153226892King Vegeta is taller
>>153230720But the best one would be Gohan vs Atreus
>>153230819Why is Gohan fighting the indian kid from Never Ending Story?
>>153230825Because that's all it would take to RAPE and GAPE that fodder jobber!
>>153230720This but Marvel and DC and Dragon Ball. All uncslop must be stopped
>>153229950Another Souls-like MC, maybe?
>>153228856You understand that the sun and God of war is tiny, right? In chains Olympus the sun fell down to earth , and atlas was able to hold it in his hand ...
>>153230720Why,though. According to Ultrafags this is a complete one-sided stomp in ultraman's favorite due to him having a ton of hax. And it's not like these two really have anything in common.. So wtf? So boring stomp matches are okay as long as it's dragon ball getting their ass beat is that it?
>>153230539based nips and their white male + japanese female fetish
So did Aang or Team Avatar get any massive buffs that will help in their matchups?
>>153226892Hulk taller and stronger than both.
>>153230994no.Aang gets a powerup form BUT that needs a staff and a temple summoned from another dimension (that Aang never used himself and also destroyed so neither can be used again)
>>153230997Hulk is a tranny so yes she is a very butch woman
>>153231002*also everyone else in Team Avatar is useless and doesn't do everything, only Aang does. Zuko spends more time firebending his hot air balloon than he does in a fight.
>>153230997
>>153230486>>153230533
>>153230533Post Ultra Ego Vegeta not being physically weaker than a small brick and mortar town.
>no Sun Di-ACK!!!
>>153231033That ship is made out of Smart Atoms btw
>>153231033>not even a city level shipKWAB!!
>>153231033>>153231048Don't make me post the fire hydrant.
>>153231033
>>153231054Yo-yo.
>>153226014There's no debate, Superman can pull several Earth-sized planets. Base Goku struggles to lift 40 tons, acording to side material Super Saiyan makes his Base 50x stronger, Super Saiyan 2 is 2x Super Saiyan, etc, so he would be struggling with 2000 tons, 4000 tons, etc.Those numbers pale in comparison to a single Earth-sized planet.>Earth weighs approximately 5,972,200,000,000,000,000,000 metric tonnes. In scientific notation, that is 5.97 x 10^21 tonnes.
>>153231086
My hero? Gets RAPED and GAPED in his most wanted MU! It's not fair!!
>>153231170Invincible.....
>>153231170Gohan after trying to fight Mark with Omnipotus scaling…
My heroes Viltrumites are JOBBER KEKS after all!!??????
>>153231170SON GOHAN...
>>153231170Mark....
Damn brat...needs rape correction!
>>153226962>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberSuperman
>Base Goku (as of Buu arc)40 tons.>SS1 Goku (50x power increase)2,000 tons.>SS2 Goku (supposedly 2x Super Saiyan 1)4,000 tons.>SS3 Goku (supposedly 4x Super Saiyan 2):16,000 tons.>SSB Goku (lets be generous and say it's 10,000x Goku's base power):400,000 tons.>Silver Age Superman (can pull several Earth-sized planets, at least 13 at the same time). Earth's weight:Earth weighs approximately 5,972,200,000,000,000,000,000 metric tonnes. In scientific notation, that is 5.97 x 10^21 tonnes.And there are even stronger Superman versions. As absurd as it sounds, Dragon Ball Z characters would job even to Saint Seiya characters, since the saints can move faster than light.
>>153226102TRVEST OF NVKES.
Post SuperSHIT tanking a nuke.
>>153231350Man, Marvel Studios did a good job making Ironman's movie design marketable. That comic design looks like fucking shit.
>>153230954That means Atlas is a Bovndless Beast
>>153230954That means Atlas is a Boundless Beast
>>153231326>Earth-sizedSource??
>>153226962TRVTH NVKE.
>>153231326Lifting strength ≠ striking powerLifting strength ≠ durabilityLifting strength ≠ damage output
>>153230954Still bigger than anything Asura ever did btw
>>153230954That means Atlas is a Boundless Beast.
>>153231517..is what I'd say if I were a faggot cuck who likes getting anally raped by transwomen,
Kingtooooooooooooooooossss
>>153231539Asura is a transwoman after Kratos chopped his dick off so an Asura expert would say that.
>tranny rape fantasies Hmm
hola onions german
>>153226102Hey look it’s that loser who lost twice.
Attack Potency: High HyperversalDestructive Capability: Wall LevelLifting Strength: 50 TonsTravel Speed: Peak HumanCombat Speed: Duocentillion x FTL
>>153231548>Asura is [[retarded schizobabble]]kys please
Tranny obsessed /dbs/ spics need to go back
>>153231570STOP ATTACKING KRATOS!!
>>153229315My wives.
>>153231573It’s canon. Krayos chopped all his limbs and extremities off with the BoO and made him a cucky nugget therefore chopped his dick off too
>>153231511Goku's full power striking strength btw
>>153231599GOKUSHARTIES????
>>153231594>>[[More retarded schizobabble]]Just go back to making fake scans and harassing devs into making your Morpheus fanfiction canon?
>>153231594no kratos kept his penis and rode asura in front of his daughter so she could witness the dominance of pure greek cheeks overpowering weak buddhist cock
>>153231570Yes. And?
>>153231623Le “fake scans” asuracope again?Prove a single one of Kratos’ scans are fake indian bitchboy
>>153231637holy WEAK pussyku
I hope megamind vs gru gets nice voice acting
>>153231637That elephant would solo all of fiction btw.
>>153231599That unironically looks more powerful than 90% of the Punches Superman has thrown.
>>153229086show top left panel you coward
Can someone explain why in Mario match-ups, he has 99 of each of his items? And don’t say standard equipment, he doesn’t go around in every game carrying 99 Fire Flowers.
>>153231654Why are Kratosjeets pretending they're not jeets?
>>153228976i am not a pedophile, you have no proof. Stop comparing list to me
>>153231658If batkek makes it to death battle how should he fight? With or without manhattan's powers?
>>153230558Mannimarco's mongrel cupbearer
>>153231743with.he's unironically just as powerful without them just we never see how (defeated Manhattan-empowered Wally West offscreen by seemingly just being 2Krazy2Handle)
>Asissyra meltdownKratos won. Asura lost like the little bitch he was.
>>153231763they're just mad because Kratos told them to stop being self-pitying smelly incels and to try and improve and work harder for once
>>153231743awww look who can't say cuck
My wincon? A single weapon from a one-off game or side novel of questionable canonity off extrapolating a single statement made to its most highest extremes of course!My power? At least 26D because someone mentioned String Theory...to possibly Outerversal level off someone mentioning Plato of course!My speed? Immeasurable off a character taking one step in an empty white and black space who I am only 50 characters removed from of course!
>>153231773I thought "Batkek" was just a common nickname for the Kekman Who Guffaws
>>153231740Just because no one has ever seen you behave like a pedophile doesn't mean you aren't a pedophile - Kratos
>>153231789Yugi...
>>153231763>>153231771Samefag btw
>>153231794It is. He's just a retarded namespic and tripfaggot.
>>153231804's opponent Ash
>>153231789STOP ATTACKING KRATOS!!
Wonder woman beats batmanhattan by having sex with him; this is a nod to how woman rape innocent men and ruin their lives. Many hermanos have suffered this. Wonder bitch's weapons are a metaphor for makeup & the dastardly BBL>>153231812Racism and homophobia isn't cool hermano; Take this time to think about it and write an apology
>>153231789Every Isekai MC...
>>153231820...'s victim, Deku...
Kratos dabbed on every cucky Asurajeet
>>153231839RAPE BATTLES when
>>153231881Krasura
>>153231881Grimm STOMPS the competition
what a creep
I recently accepted that I am a woman deep down but I'm too scared to transition
>>153231867..while watching old videos of other men run a train on his wife on her old OF account.Kratos: What my wife did before we met was her business.
>>153231599Fvark what a building level BEAST! No wonder he's constantly matched against this guy!
>>153231922weekly porn usage?
>>153231922MHAtroons...
>>153231922It's okay CSMsister, we have your back here at /dbg/
>>153231922Kratosbro...
>>153231922My hero is Son Goku of course in case you needed to ask!
>>153231922JJKsister you are just as beautiful and valid as Kirara is.
Post characters who are the sole reason why a series shows up on Death Battle at all
>>153227441It also has a section on Occam's Razor.
>>153231922We know, tr/a/nimeCHAD
>>153229950Verso from Expedition 33 is probably the best choice given their pretty similar backstories as dead son replacements, their fighting styles meshing well, the incredible music potential, and the shared Belle Epoque aesthetics of their settings.
>>153231922you look like this >>153231974
>>153231985It even cites Occam's Razor in some of its explanations.
>>153231922CapeGOD...
Who wins?
Megamind won
>>153231922Sonic says you're a tranny freak. Favorite Mario game? Favorite Dragon Ball character? Favorite DC hero?
>Sonic says you're a tranny freak
>>153232080Ew, I hate Mario, DC and Dragonball. As an autistic transbian, I'm a Sonic fan and proud!
Dark Might is faster than Dyspo and Neo Metal tho
>>153232028George Zimmerman>>153232080I thought Sonic fans were the pro-LGBTWTFBBQ+ crowd, especially with all the gay pornography present
>>153231789Mario...
>>153231763>>153231771Asura fucked around and found out And the worst part is that Kratos was his only chance at winning at Death Battle All his other Match ups rape and gape him (with statements and lore of course)
>>153232138>any of that applying to Mariowhat fuckin' Mario games are YOU playing? damn dude I didn't know Mario was sneaking in calculus discussions in the bonus levels
>>153232154>Asura fucked around and found out>And the worst part is that Kratos was his only chance at winning at Death Battle>All his other Match ups rape and gape him (with statements and lore of course
>>153232109What exactly about sonic attracts so many autistic people? the games are shit, and tv shows lack budget.>kids franchise, furryOther kiddie franchises and furry pandering shows don't have this much pull. Even *fandom who must not be named* has waned in popularity.If I had to put a finger on it, it would have to do with going fast. Autistic people love running and screaming, if flash was a furry mascot he'd probably have the same fanbase
Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>153231570insane spread for a guy who struggles with large pebbles
>>153232200T R V K ERVKE
>>153232192SEGA's strategy of making the franchise impossible to pin down has created enough fandom schisms that just their quarrels are sustaining the fanbase.When everyone in your fanbase thinks they've got the correct answer, no one does, but they can't stop bringing it up either.
I've heard that Kratos' fight with Zeus could kill a bull!A BULL!
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
>>153232219Cucky Asurajeets fear the BVLL
Kratos humiliating Asura by being faster, stronger, smarter, and having a better arsenal is divine justice against all the obnoxious Featkeks
I YELL AT WOMENI HOLLER AT NIGGERSI SCREECH AT BROWNSI SHRIEK AT GAYSI SCREAM AT RETARDSI ROAR AT TROONSI HOWL AT CRIPPLESMy hero? You already know who he is.
>>153232324BatCHAD...
>>153232309FEATStos blocked sunlight with his hand though?
>>153232200>>153232217
Give me attention, I am spiritually a woman.
>>153232395we know, Bike Cuck.
>>153232357It was objectively the best MFTL+++ feat in Death Battle history.
>>153232417You know we’re both fat Middle Aged men right? Why are you such a creepy degenerate?
>>153232467I hope he’s getting BPD meds so he isn’t such a bratty attention whore
>>153232452>casually blocking the power of the sun from that close I FUCKING KNEEL
>>153232395Pokesister...
>>153232454LOL WUT
>>153232454true but we all pretend to be anime girls online
>>153232395MHAxister...
>MHAMHAMHAMHACalm down pokesissy you'll get R & G'd by big hero cock soon enough
>>153232636But Giovanni beats All For One and Blue/Gary BTFO Bakugo
>>153231442>>153231448Hive mind of WAR...
>>153229771F-FUARK!
>>153232387That hand could crush Asura and his whole verse btw
>>153228617If you just want to see Gohan getting hax stomp to death by an obscure nobody he has next to nothing in common with, why not have him fight Battler Ushiromiya?
>>153232636Sonicsissy falseflag...
>>153232387wow seems like he had a lot of time to react and just...didnt?
>>153232395Yugisisters are unironically like this
>>153231326Damn, those are a lot of tons...In a 2d paper world
>>153231024gay little missiles from a rinky dink ship blew up the sun diskVegeta, through chainscaling(which actually is valid in DB since the characters all have the same basic moveset) could easily destroy that thing.
Matchups for this feel?
>>153232763It was moving at infinite speed, and it was being slowed down for the audience to perceive it
>>153232755Post Faggler feats, post Faggler suggsverse "feats" not being restricted to fanfic by a tranny and a yandere loli.
>>153232782>Hates weaklings>Dies in the only battle he's ever fought while completely failing to kill his opponent Projective self-loathing
>>153232782You posted it
>>153232782
GvS made me transition
>>153232782>Sub universal weakling hates himselfHuh?
>>153232822Listtroon…
>>153232822Gojo vs Sans?
With how anti-toku dbg is, I'm curious how the waiting period for Dragonzord Vs. MechaGodzilla would have gone post-krasura
Who's her victim?
>SHARTtrumitesDISCARDED!!!
>>153232849
>>153232849>KEKY RAPED Mark>chad>beating Broly
>>153232869Gojo would turn her into his sex slave
>PLS CARE ABOUT THE HULK, PLEASE.Bitch your hero and his supreme creation god just had a MHA level fight, and nobody cared.
>>153232869>witch/magic usermore fodder for Asta, and his anti-magic hax
>>153232869Post her feats/stats
>>153232857People don't mind toku they mind when a shill starts spamming his very obviously forced shit every thread
>mha level>punched to the moonPost someone in MHA fighting like that.
>>153232900The fight with TOAA happened already? Damn no one is talking about Infernal Hulk at all.
>>153232918Funnily enough that's an actual feat that happened in Dandadan
>SHARTjo
Hulk won
>every fight between strong people needs to be destroying everythinggoing by this logic, Kratos and GoW has never even had an MHA level fight...
>>153232918Pretty impressive speed feats, now what about the destructive ones?
>>153232815>The same people who thought Cell beat Metal CHADnicKek
>>153232947Didn't Kratos and Baldur split a landscape while fighting?
>>153232945TRUEAROOOO!!
>>153232869My cock
>>153231743With but he gets punked by Emperor Doom.
it was an avatar of TOAA that fought Hulk btw, not the real guy
>>153232192>ads and cartoons are about going fast>in the games you've to move slow or risk bumping to a badnik and die
>>153232975>DIMESulk and Spider-DIMES will star in the new CHADvie togetherFUARKKKKK!!
>>153232951>shitnic anything
>>153232947Explain to me how someone is physically strong with zero destructive feats.
>>153231135yup. dragonball's moon is also mountain size AT BEST
I’m going to collect images of death battle characters being sissysBut WHO should it be
>>153232890>Sub mountain level fodder is talking Baby Desscaras already Moggs Hollow Purple Lmao >>153232903Asta is for Ichi >>153232914Too early to Tell, Desscaras in the fight against the World Hater shoot down a mountain sized thing (a statue?) made of what it looks like flesh, she can also fight Uroro who can stomp mountains I guess No idea for speed, there's one character who uses lightning so at the very least you can wank some characters to that I guess...
>>153233152>no domainGojo no-diffs her
>>153232452You know, I literally just did that this morning. Thank you KINGtos for TEACHING me to be MFTL+.
>>153231789SIMON THE CHADGERRRRRR!!!!!!
>>153232452
>>153233111Sonic is the easiest target
>PLS CARE ABOUT THE SHITJO, PLEASE.
>>153233209Banjo?
why does it take 2 minutes to load the captcha
SISSY PIECE
>>153232869>another literal whoGo join the Ultrafag and kill yourself
>>153233152>Too early to tellI'm just going to say that Shadow annihilates her, then
>>153233294>>153233294>>153233294
>>153233251thought it was just me
>>153233285jesus you fucks don't want anything new
>>153233186Witches have inner worlds were the magic creatures they capture live Gojo's domain was KWAB'ed by Sukuna having Megumi's soul inside him UV would be useless against someone with dozens of consciousness inside them
>>153230286>proof that Subaru cannot even perceive FTE speeds>>erm akshually not realLol.>muh RBDDoesn’t matter in the slightest when Kazuma gapes him. I don’t think it’s quite reaching your ears that Subaru is literally a normal human while Kazuma isn’t. You might as well argue a lanky nerd would eventually beat a heavyweight MMA fighter if given enough tries.>muh beatriceIf we’re gonna be unfair and give Subaru every advantage possible then Kazuma gets Aqua who unironically mogs Beatrice.