>Homer and Bart converted to Catholicism>Actually became better people>Marge sabotages themI don't get this episode, why did she do it of all people?
Mary worship is anti-american and the simpsons are a good patriotic christian family with roots going back to the little known town of old springfield in the colony of new haven.
>>153235225Marge is not very smart or educated and generally distrusts anyone who has different beliefs from her.
>>153235313>Good patriotic christian family>Made a few episodes where they're shown as democrats>Not 90s democrats but mindbroken by Trump late 2010s democrats Pick a lane anon. And if you think those democrats are christian or patriotic then you're retarded.
>>153235313>Mary worship is anti-american*anti-unitedstatianand it is not worship
>>153235351>it is not worshipYes it is.
>>153235345>>Made a few episodes where they're shown as democratshomer is in a union and goes to church on sundays like a middle american working man from Illinois, there is no contradiction here only a perception that only people from Boston, Los Angeles, DC, Portland or New York can be real Democrats and Democrat is defined by the extreme left elements like the former future governor of California Eric Swallowell, known for banging chinese spies and passing them info and talking abotu nuking San Diego and Riverside county for voting republican.
>>153235403>comics and cartoons
>>153235225How do you convert from one version of Christianity to the next? It's still the same religion
>>153235457Homer's political stance being working class moderate midwest Democrat is related to comics and cartoons.
>>153235313Reminder than lutherans and calvinismo >Hates Peter becuse wa the first Pope>Hates Mary>They disabow the Greek version of the bible and go for someone more similar to the Jewish>Burned and killed millions of worker class during the protest against LutheroThe reform was a lie, they are cyptojews larping as cristians
>>153235403>Democrat is defined by the extreme left elementsBecause it is just is just like how the Republican Party is defined by zionist dick sucking. The uniparty is the fakest gayest shit in existence and only NPCs fall for any of it. >b-but muh local moderate mayor in bumfuck nowhere is basedWow, shame he doesn’t actually get anywhere or do anything with those views, I wonder why that could be?
>>153235225general delusion by israel and israel/epstein controlled people like groening that the catholic church still wields any sort of power and must be stopped in all avenues possiblesee: JFK
>>153235494Reminder that you're a retarded ESL and are brown.
>>153235464one simply doesn't recognize the practices of anotherfor example, if you were raised a protestant and want to start following Catholicism, the Church doesn't recognizes you as baptized and you will need to do it again in their own way, following their rite.
>>153235494>The reform was a lie, they are cyptojews larping as cristiansthey call themselves Noahides now, they're effectively their own religion because they learn the talmud, cut their peepee skin off and praise israel and listen to jewish rabbis for their daily dose of religion. Judaism for people who aren't officially jews.
>>153235517Yet there are DNC bot farms spamming /pol/ all day every day.
>>153235345as opposed to the GOP, a party full of larping satanists (aka "evangelicals")
>>153235546All bought and paid for by the israeli government, or rather the U.S. government funds given to israel by whatever rube sits in the Oval Office.
All the christians in USA are pozzed. CIA helped feminists worm their way into christian churches to change it from within and make it more "pro-american" as well as "reinterpreting the bible for modern sensibilities".It's all fucked.
>>153235584>>153235546welp I guess you guys must know who pays for this, it's not like you'd be doing it for free
I would become a priest to have my way with Bart
>>153235538>but that wasn't a REAL Third Temple
>>153236638>it's not like you'd be doing it for freeOop, kike shill spotted. They love doing that thing where they accuse people who call out their bullshit of doing what they do.
>>153235381we do not consider Mary a Goddess, she is simply there to intervene on our behalf next to God
>>153238519Nepotism doesn't make it better
>>153235345>mindbroken by trumpanon have you considered the possibility that trump is a shitty president
>>153235225I always assumed they were Protestant. Anglican specifically, since the church they go to has a priest they call reverend. Also the fact Reverend Lovejoy wears long white vestments and they have an organ in their church is a very Anglican thing.
>>153235225Birth control and fuckingSeriously, they've explicitly stated numerous times that Marge hates Catholicism simply because of their stance on birth control/ot wanting to face further unplanned pregnancies due to her liking to fuck. She likes to fuck but after three kids who were all three unplanned pregnancies, Marge does not want any further kids and is deathly against any variation of Christianity that bans you from using birth control and tells you that all unplanned pregnancies are God's will
>>153235225Was being of a different Cristian denomination such a deal breaker back then?
>>153242125what? just pull out at the end.
>>153235403>Democrat is defined by the extreme left elements There isn't a single extreme left thing about the democrat's, they aren't anarchist
>>153241786they are "presbylutherans", Reverend Lovejoy is married and has a daughter for Christ sake>>153242141>back thenit's a season 16 episode, zombie Simpsons territory
>>153242161Homer won't pull out. Sex with Homer means that he gets to cum in you and that's it.
Obviously Marge didn't want Bart to get raped.
>>153241786>>153242377They're a made up non-specific blend of Protestantism like this guy said. Making the Church of Springfield a blend of a bunch of random shit makes it super recognizable to everybody. Vestment-clad pastor, "high church" design and aesthetic, but also clearly not-Catholic. It just works.
>>153235225This nigga watching new simpsonsAnd everyone laugh
>>153242612That episode is closer to S1 than it is to S36.
>>153242555>>153242236wait isn't Homer canonically sterilized from nuclear plant radiation?
>>153242664>wait isn't Homer canonically sterilized from nuclear plant radiation?It's not for Homer, it's for all the other dudes she fucks behind his back
>>153235225Didn't they do this plot with bart becoming an Irish Catholic.
>>153241786Reverend Lovejoy also wears a clerical collar, as seen in The Joy of Sect
>>153235225Marge has always been shit.
>>153241786He's also married.
>>153235313Adoration isn't the same thing as worship. She's revered
>>153235494Nobody hated the jews more than Martin Luther
