>canon ship is the worst oneWhy is this so common?
>>153236116Starco belongs there
>blossom and the pedo jew>canonWrong, the puffs belong to the ruffs
>>153236116Because theyre not allowed to take risks
>>153236116Because they have to make it awkward since the last generation forced them to marry so early. Newer writers use that opportunity to show how bad that is
>>153236116They’re already together in the writers head, they assume the audience will see what they see between them and forget to take the time to build the relationship chemistry.
they don't belong there
>>153236351Yeah, they do, yurifag.
They're usually lazy and just taken as a given, no real build up, no presentation of real chemistry This doesn't describe most of them in your pic, but I'm thinking of Charlie and Vaggie, it's the biggest offender and goes against why people would even ship two characters of the same sex together in the first place
>>153236116But Nigel and Lizzie broke up
>>153236116For the last one, you guys would be completely fine if it was a woman self-inserting into a franchise to date a little boy character, ESPECIALLY if she drew herself as some perfected powerful form of human engineering.
>>153236365It has more care put into it than 90% of cartoon romances. You hate it because you projected onto Finn, be honest.
>>153236351They do.
>>153236116writing/narrative trap where they don't properly develop or endear a couple since they they're gonna end up together anyway. It sticks out a lot because often other couples are introduced for drama or development so they're written to be more compelling to get you invested
>>153236167no DUMBASS, they belong to the punks. rowdyfags like you can fuck off.
>>153236489You're so non-canon it hurts
>>153236390Not really yuricuck. PB is just a worst version of Marceline's Dad, Hunsoon Abadeer including manipulating her "children" like tools as shown with Stormo & Goliad, Lemongrab & Lemonhope, and even the Rattleballs. We even see in both Obsidian/Fionna & Cake that Bubblegum is only pretending to change/care about people just to get into Marcy's pants.>But it's heeckin valid/totes adorbs YAAAS!I get why yurifags like it, toxic manipulative behaviour is your daily bread & butter but Marcy being with PB just shows she's a massive poseur who'll always crawl back to PB like the mewling daddy issues 101 stereotype they devolved her into. It's fine you just want dime a dozen AO3 trashy lesbians but pretending that it's Citizen Kane when it's just sloppy slashfic shipping shows how forced it is.
>>153236351Yes they do.
>>153236116One HUMONGOUS fucking sneak here and we (YES WE) ALL know who it is
>>153236167Wrong! Only Bubbles and Boomer could actually work.
>>153236351Only the canon version does. Peebs doesn't deserve happiness for barely owning up to her war crimes.
>>153236351they do and they're probably one of the worst
>>153237758PB is a good person. She can be ruthless because her job calls for it, but she deeply loves her children, and Marceline. You have to willfully ignore and distort so much to believe their relationship is toxic. >You know all those times she shown to be a loving, supportive partner? She's actually just faking it lmaooo
>>153238767The writers literally get to decide when "it's called for", she was fine early on because they weren't up their own ass and none of that shit was going on. Then around FP they started getting retarded about "oh it'd make so much sense for her to be a fucked up bitch if we made all these new problems"fuck those writers and fuck people who rationalize shit characterization in fictional media because they wrote it that way
>>153236116Kataang belongs there
>>153236116who cares about this shipping crap?
>>153238767>She deeply loves her childrenThen why did she make them into incapable retards?
>>153239710because it's funny. You wouldn't get it
>>153236116The problem with Korrasami is that they're objectively the hottest combo possible for either character but also were practically nonexistent in the show up until the final five minutes of the final episode. It's like the worst version of the best ship for those two. It's fucked up.
>>153239923Slopper
>>153239629Nah
>>153236116is catadora canon? if so they should be on there
>>153238767>PB is a good personIn your slashfic dreams.>Loves her kidsNo she doesn't, they're just tools to experiment on or satiate her ego. Especially since sge lobotimized tgem so they'll be dependant on her by design as useful idiot tools. It's why she has to brainwash and destroy those who actually have brains because she's an egotistical psychopath with a god complex.>Inb4 PBshill goes nuh uh she gas every right to yadda yaddaYou're such a /co/ntrarian you're pulling the Nuremburg Defense for PB. Even for a yurifag, only redditors are that retarded.
Davekat
>>153241671It's a forced ship and Aang letting go his crush for Katara for achieving Enlightment would be kino
>>153236373>But Nigel and Lizzie broke upYeah, but the show ended like two episodes later
>>153236116Muriel and Eustace
>>153236295I know the feeling.
>>153244505Forgot the image.
>>153236351They are cute together, people who disagree are indians
>>153244591Kys
adding to the theme
>>153237254>Buddles
