Homestuck Fucking Sucks EditionQott Do you agree that Homestuck sucks?(Who would you suck off???)Last Dream Bubble >>153220730
>>153243556Mutt!
AMA Continued
>>153243562Nonnie Im gonna die a virginits over.
>>153243610chuddy shota
>>153243556>QOTTYes, obviously(Nobody, I'd never give oral because that's gross)
>>153243610Do you actually hate Nellie? or is that a meme from the anons
>>153243556>QottOh hell yeah it's terrible but it's also the only thing that has the things I like>>153243555>It works in Dirk's case because he's an egotripping control freakThis is the single stupidest take in that entire previous thread, maybe all threads over the past few days combined. You, sir, are a moron and this is the kind of thought process that a 12 year old girl writing her first slash fic has and is the reason the world needs REAL parenting classes.Dirk would shatter and all the jagged little pieces of him would grind up and hollow out that poor child leaving them an even more broken mess than canon Dave.
>>153243640I actually do like nellie, she has been our most elusive character, shes actually quite interesting when we get to delve into her character more.however, fat bitches offend me
Somebody stop this fucking madwoman and her cat puns
>>153243610Have you need to learn some new skill meanwhile you worked on your mspfa? like maybe learn how to code and or had to make research on a topic outside your field of expertise?
>>153243664how can this be, whats wrong with being a little glutinous? whats wrong with you
>>153243651>hollow outlucky kid doesn't know how good he's got it. plenty of people out there would kill to have their holes hollowed out by dirk
>>153243610Could you draw me dying because im an illiterate, lazy moron
>>153243610what is your writing process like?
>>153243674I learned basic Javascript and PHP while working on prisounebound, CSPA was a fun project i wanted to do to learn the coding, ultimately making it my mirror website. I also still rigorously study biblical theology in my off time that way i can implement into the story. I have yet to branch out into other topics im not familiar with
>>153243556>QOTTHomosucks ballz.I would suck dadbert, maybe idk.
>>153243615I could help you with thatThe dying, not the virginity. Loser.
>>153243610Which character is your least favorite currently?
>>153243699 oh that reminds me of a dirkjohn fic where dirk really says hes going to kill john, so he takes johns soul but puts it into his heart, kisses john and the soul makes its way out of dirks mouth back into jonh's mouth and into his body. making john live again.what do you think about that?
>>153243715Desert wrote out the major plot points that he wanted to see, I wrote the character interactions and all story in-between the major points. I'm also the one who is in charge of all the religious portions in the comic.As we get closer to a major plot point we have to decide how we want to build up to it in the best way possible. sometimes its hit or miss.
>>153243667this intermission was amazing
>>153243742i dont really have a least favorite in terms of personality or preference, but i do have a least favorite to write, and right now its oxnard, im still not sure how i want to write his character especially with giving him a split personality.
>>153243610What are your biggest inspirations for the various characters?
>>153243752do you actually have a degree in religion studies/theology? what jobs can you get with that?
>>153243737nonnie, both ways end up with my dick hard so its fine by me.
>>153243762I'm reading through it right now and imo this is the best Mituna writing in the VN so far.Also I absolutely love the music in this intermission, I could listen to that track for hours.
>>153243832the artstyle looks good but why Kankri is wearing A doorman's uniform?
Who is the best Homestuck character and why is it Rose Lalonde?Another day... another yearning for Rose...
>>153243751>dirk somehow fucks up necrophilia of all thingsthis nigga...
>>153243832it keeps getting better and better, it does feel like a turning point for this kankri ngl and its awesome
>>153243832whats pre-braindamage mituna like?
>>153243859no john was already suicidal. but dirk realized he loved john in the middle so he gave his soul back
>>153243664Shame, I love fat bitches
>>153243651>This is the single stupidest take in that entire previous threadMaybe I should elaborate more because my thinking on this is a bit weird. Sometime ago I conceived of a cross over between HS and Elder Scrolls mainly through the contorversial out of game and non "canon" text known as C0DA which deals with the concept of canon but more importantly to this the concept of godhood, creation of a new world and escape of the old. This is acived mainly through a process known as AMARANTH, union of two people to create the new world and giving birth to the nu-men (new men), basically a marriage and childbirth (a kind of ego death but not really). How does this relate to Dirk? Well I also noted the similarities between his and Vivec's (who is an important figure in TES) characters . Vivec's main issue in C0DA is his inability to accept being the mother of this new world until the representation of his male ego is killed by the protagonist of the story and Vivec presenting as female marries the protagonist in the end achieving Amaranth. In this sense John is the protagonist who needs to slay Dirk's ego and fuck a baby into him (her) but more like, cosmically. As for the point of traumatizing the child (be it and actual child or the new world) I offer this, parenthood is not a single person's task, after all "Love alone and you shall know only mistakes of salt."Does this make sense or are these just the ramblings of an insane person?
>>153243783Im studying for a bachelors in Biblical Theology, Ive always wanted to be a chaplain, religious program specialist, or a pastor in some degree when i first turned 18, but my life went a completely different direction when joining the Navy.>>153243777The kids of Space Days were inspired by Hotline Miami and Infinity Trains, which is Deserts special interestsall trolls are pretty much original with no real outside influence other than Renitys inspiration is twilight fangirlies and twilight sparkleOxnard is obviously ATHF and RHPS
>>153243556What if all the kids were mexican?
>>153243974they'd get chopped up by the cartel eventually kek
>>153243987In mexicanstuck, the midnight crew are drug dealers
>>153243847I wanted to say it's because he's one classy nigga, but unfortunately we already saw him after he took it off and he's a walking fashion disaster>>153243862True but I must admit I enjoy Kankri in this even when he's a being a smug and snarky cunt, or maybe precisely because of that. Pic highly related.
>>153243751It's a really good fic. Anyone interested in DirkJohn should read it, it captures their ideal dynamic perfectly.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/33136003
>>153231117There is not a single character in JJK who can even remotely present a threat to LEYou can't punch hard enough to un-kill a timeline
>>153244000>or maybe precisely because of that. Pic highly related.same but he also gets show why thats not really being nice to his friends
>>153243875His symptoms pretty strongly align with frontal lobe injury, so we can deduce it's pretty similar except with better impulse control, no rapid mood swings, horniness kept in check just enough not to constantly fondle his bulge in public and In short, more well-adjusted except he was still a teenager using whatever a troll version of 4chan is, so he probably enjoys edgy memes that would set off Kankri.Befriendus' portrayal is a bit softer than I'd expect him to be, but he's still direct and coarse in a way I can imagine people from here to be around their friends, so imo it does a good enough job.
Good mspfas not written by a christcuck? I'm extremely bigoted in this specific respect.
AAAAAHHHHHHHH JUST LET ME POST AGAIN
>>153243930This pic would be right up your alley then
>>153244544faggot
dear friends, I've been permanently "range-banned". could some of you experienced folk give me some advice so no such freudian slip happens again?
why is it that a good chunk of tavros fans are horrible people? Okay a good chunk might be exaggerating, but like. does anyone else notice it? I used to date this one guy who also liked him We kinda bonded over that. and he used to draw me decapitated alot..
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>>153244544I guess beneviolent wasn't taking the religiosity of the christian 1950s cherub too seriously? I've seen some anon here complain about it previously
>>153244828heh… ironic.
>>153245013People who loudly boast of their love for pathetic characters that have done no wrong are often those who have not been put into a position where they must think about morality too hard. This leads to them being whiny and deranged.People who loudly boast of their love for objectively villainous characters have likely already been forced to think about whether or not that makes them a bad person which is already a step above most fandomites. The flipside of that archetype is that instead of going "it's ok to like characters who torment others" they may go into denial and try and woobify the character and THOSE people are the most insane.
There should be a nudist AU. One where, in addition to the game preparing them to become gods through their quests, it also orchestrates events to deprive them of clothes so that they're ready to embrace divine nudity like deities of old are traditionally depicted.>Jade spends virtually her entire life on her island completely naked. Since her Grandpa died when she was very young and her only company was Bec, she has no concept of clothing at all. When her friends inevitably find out, they skirt around the topic to preserve Jade's innocence.>The forest fire near Rose's house reaches her room and burns all of her clothes. She enters the medium with nothing but her underwear (which she quickly loses).>Living in the post-apocalyptic future, Roxy grows up with absolutely no access to clothing besides her mom's scarf. When she loses it, it's the first she ever feels truly naked.>Doc Scratch manipulates the formation of Alternian culture, making it taboo for female Trolls to wear anything.Etc.
>>153245196this is why people who love Eridan are better than vriska enjoyers.
>>153243610Was the plan always to have Space Days switch from non-Sburb to Sburb?You ever think about doing the Japanese thing and releasing the three sizes for each character?How many more appearances from HS and other MSPFAs can we expect in PBSD?Which character(s) is/are next to appear on 4chan?Will all character appearances be on 4chan or will some appear on other sites (eg Tumblr)?Did the SD kids read Hardlocked and 4stuck, and if so, what were their opinions on them?Were you raised Christian, and if so, which sect? You're studying Christian theology for PB after all, so it would be nice to know your background there as a reader.Would you consider looking into the Full Preterist interpretation of Jesus's apocalypse and Revelations?Is we getting a Trisdert AMA?How do you feel about people RPing as your characters on Dreambubble and elsewhere?Have you read the Screwtape Letters?Since you've already joked about Renity ASMR, and the fat one alluded to OF, what would you have each character make if you had unlimited time and money?What are each SD kid's top HS ships and opinions on BC?
>>153245013>likes Tavros>"and he used to draw me decapitated alot.."Nigga you were dating Gamzee
>>153245217Eridan you'd think would be a dangerous one because he's simultaneously really pathetic but also a total dick. This is thankfully(?) nullified with him being irrevocably associated with incels in the fandom making it so all Eridan truthers have to accept they're going to get stabbed with knives of illiteracy 24/7 for repping him.
>>153243974>>153245014Que asco
>>153245298I know the truth in my heart. Eridan is like the 3rd best troll in the story and got completly scammed out of a good story because Hussie is insecure about his own chuddiness and had a hard on for vriska, and couldnt manipulate him to be a plot device like gamzee "most important character in homestuck" makara. Basically homestuck would have been better if Eridan killed Gamzee, and also gotten with roxy and redeemed. And even if you dont agree with any of that, theres another reason i like him. (hes hot as fuck and i need him)
>>153245413>if Eridan killed GamzeeMAKE LOVE, NOT WAR
>>153245413There's a user on tumblr who does the best Eridan analysis and they have a schizo theory that the fish was supposed to be one of the more important characters in the whole comic. And it's almost convincing enough to hook you but then goes completely off the rails but I respected the delusion.Point is you're not alone chumfucker.
panicawa took more kanaya pics...gegus....oh my signless...sweet mary dolorosa...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>153245735>>153245720there is no male equivalent to this. no man can look this good at cosplaying.
jon egbert
>>153245267>>153245267>Was the plan always to have Space Days switch from non-Sburb to Sburb?Yes, it was always ment to be an alternate POV to the same story, but more character focused>Ever think about doing the japanese thingHonestly never heard of that>How many more appearances from HS and other MSPFAs can we expectHonestly not too sure, i throw in cameos when i feel they are acceptable and make enough sense>which characters next to appear on 4chan or other sitesMore colsla shenanigans, possibly skye or cody. As for other sites probably not>Did the SD kids read Hardlocked and 4stuck, and if so, what were their opinions on them?I cant say for the kids but i read hardlocked and 4stuck and i loved them.>Were you raised Christian, and if so, which sect? You're studying Christian theology for PB after all, so it would be nice to know your background there as a readerI was raised christian mainly by my mom. The churches we would go to was always Calvary Chapels which is pretty evangelical. I dont subscribe to alot of the nuance that the calvary chapel believes, i would agrue im personally presbyterian. This bleeds into the next question of Preterism.I do not agree with them at all, same way with how i dont agree with mainstream beliefs on the endtimes such as rapture theory.>Where is Tridesert AMAI dunno, maybe he will make one after this>How do you feel about people RPing as your characters on Dreambubble and elsewhere?I find it endearing if people care about our characters enough to roleplay as them, i dont care if its OOC or not. Im happy to know people like the characters.>Have you read the Screwtape Letters?I have not, but reading its overview it looks interesting and ill give it a read>Since you've already joked about Renity ASMR...Joking? And nothing, they dont have anything i want>What are each SD kid's top HS ships and opinions on BC?Skye - CrokriAlan - JohnDaveLily - RoseKanayaCody - KarRezi
>>153245531i dont think he was supposed to be important per say, like. He *was* in a sense of if cosmic character sidelining didnt happen then he would be. But i knew that hussie never had it in the cards for him. I think a fair cope is saying lord english, fearing the power of a prince of hope, a power that could go beyond his own, had him gimped so he could never be a threat.
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>>153245019Yeah that's was likely me, and I really only complained about because the creator was all smug about sticking it to her Christian upbringing in the author's notes, otherwise I probably wouldn't have cared as much plus the second acts images weren't loading so I just dumped it.
>>153243610what do you think the trolls of pb sound like?thhs is important because i myself been thinking of dubbing/voice acting pb like one of those homestuck lets reads. id say im alright, never trained or anything but i can do male voices and female voices, female less because im male. but dont have your hopes up just yet, i might do it, or not. ill see if my dads mic works or else ill have to use one of those headphones with mic that i have(ugh.) and dont worry about me capitalizing this lets say, ill just upload to here i promise.so thats it just be detailed on your explanation.
>>153246176Renity: Heavy French accentEllith: Soft Spoken near whisper, Sweet like fluttershyOxnard/Frank: Very Loud Yelling Constantly, or exactly like Dr Frank N Furter from Rocky HorrorKorpus: Snobby semi nasaly high tone and arrogantOficus: Panty from Panty and StockingJunice: SoCal surfer drawl and slightly valley girlMallum: Gruff scottishNellie: Southern Texas Girlie, Smooth and Silky type voiceYttris: Either like Fancy Flapjack or Younger Lothric Prince from DS3Dmarko: Black, monotone laid backColsla: Robot Chicken Nerd
>>153246367>Colsla: Robot Chicken NerdHAHA
i just slept for like 5 hours straight and its night already. scary e_e i dreamed me and my sibling found a lot of fog in the streets at night. it was the gooood shit good dream. i wanted to do.some sculping but i know i cant i got more work to do for tomorrow. i hate working. at least there is coffee. sweet coffe..
also big dubs 4chan is not trash anymooore i can send replies fast uhul.
>>153244544You are a buffoon: I have invented being a legal rapist, a Christ-honoring rapist. It’s getting very dangerous to have this attitude about innocent webcomic creators
>>153246476lmao
>>153245216>>Jade spends virtually her entire life on her island completely naked.Kino
>>153243458Is he trolling though? Gonna put on my thinking cap here. Dave only ever dated Terezi in the webcomic and that all got burnt down in a pretty disgusting way for the sake of the Terezi & Vriska subplot and GAME OVER, then it felt like no one else was really compatible with him given the fact that the rest of the girl trolls were either dead/taken, and what's left is Jade and let's be honest and admit that this would be the most boring ship to ever be contrived in Homestuck. It would be pretty stupid to not give Dave another partner due to his popularity + the shipping craze, so Hussie just magically made him gay for the only available option on the meteor and look at how big of a success that was despite it being very very very stupid and cheap in so many ways. Since Hussie clearly adores Dave, he probably fucking hates how this all ended up on a spiritual level, so much in fact that one of his contributions to HS^2 is very obviously the existence of Ultimate Dave, the amalgamation of every Dave Strider that has ever and will ever exist in Paradox Space including their memories of course, who literally goes on a rant about how he isn't gay and that the Alpha Dave who ended up being gay was an accident of some kind.Given the fact that Dave & Rose also comfortably exchange the most dialogue together in the webcomic and feel most like themselves when together, I genuinely do see Hussie regretting making them related. He can play it off as a joke but like, where's the joke in confirming that Dave was plooooowing Rose in that doomed timeline? That was like the only scenario possible that wouldn't make DaveRose incest-pilled since they didn't know they were related and he took that opportunity. DaveRose also kinda just died out after the sibling confirmation when compared to ships like DaveJade JohnRose DaveKat blah blah blah, so him still bringing it up repeatedly years later? It's interesting.
>>153246367okay, could you elaborate on korpus and dmarko for a bit more, im struggling getting on how korpus sounds nasaly and high tone at the same time. and expand more then just "black and monotone" that doesnt describe much.
>>153243924oh that's actually kinda sweet. if you have the link still I'd be down to read it
>>153244112they gave the link anon>>153246757
>>153246835my mind has both "free him" and "heheh funny also cool pink choker"
>>153246667>Jade and let's be honest and admit that this would be the most boring ship to ever be contrived in HomestuckNah.
>>153246957Name a ship more boring
>>153247009Any canon Homestuck ship.
>>153246957>>153247009on some level i feel the reason hussie brings it up so much is because Incest is like an important...theme? of the plot? Its not like a theme moreso as in incest is like in every facet of everything. The main conflict of the story is because a brother is attracted to his sister, something he confirms outright. The Trolls are puzzled by the concept and think its dumb. I think Andrew Hussie finds it interesting on some deeper way hes either to scared or cant be arsed to get into. Which is exemplified because Act 6 Dave "i yap about my trauma and basically anything on my mind for 4 pages straight" Strider never, not even once, directly tries to confront rose about their relationship in anyway, other than offhandedly and sort of bitterly writing it all off as "stuff we didnt mean", it takes Rose teasing him to illicit even more of a reaction. Clearly thats supposed to be as deep as Hussie wants us to interogate. As for DaveJade being boring, it could be good, if Hussie wanted to write like a *real* romance subplot, and not just develop shit off screen as he always does with romance. It could be a super cute and wholesome, and more importantly *simple* romance plot, something hussie cant have, so it was doomed to be offscreened forever. First with davesprite, then with the epilouges. But yeah dave creamping his sister in a doomed timeline is a based thing to say even tho it only raises more questions. I'll give hussie credit for saying it, then take it away because we never get any resolution to it, but since when does hussie resolve shit.
>>153245735how in the fuck did she do the sclera? did she edit the pics after? did she take liver killing medication?