Would living with toons in the real world be cool?
>>153246425Yeah, it'd be a pretty cool world.
How many of Judge Doom's investors do you figure realized he and all his weasel enforcers were also toons and could be erased for free after Toon Town?
Hello Fellow Rebeltaxi watcher.
>>153247330Judge Doom had no investors. He said himself he was the sole stockholder of Cloverleaf.
>>153246425good thing no one eles found Hollywood dog hot in the pilot that would be awkward
Your reaction when real women keep getting ink implants for that toon bimbo shape?Meanwhile, toon girls are desperate to look more realistic and pay for expensive air brushing.
>>153247330Judge Doom did (almost) nothing wrong.
>>153246425It would be a deadly hellscape of falling pianos.
>>153246425If you’re durable
>>153247947You reminded me that one of the unmade Roger Rabbit films had a henchman get disfigured through the film and his body parts systematically replaced with toon parts.
>>153247754I'm impressed he's still doing videos of nearly the same quality nearly 15 since he started doing this. Say what you want about him being a sperg and dating a tranny, but I respect his consistency and passion
>>153249262Some of them dropped with affection
She was a toon? But she looks so detailed. I guess the white gloves and rainbow suspenders should have been some kind of hint.
>>153249292Hell.He wouldnt have that level of quality and consistency, you'd have to be a sperg.I've never really *loved* him, but I've always respected him for those reasons too.
>>153246425Roger Rabbit & Cool World showed us what it would be like living amongst actual cartoons. And guess what? It would be a nightmare
>>153249672This, honestly I'd just be scared to leave my house. Imagine the most annoying person you know at peak retardation. Now imagine an entire species of them everywhere 24/7. And give them legal, non-lethal tools to annoy you. My blood would constantly be boiling
>>153249709You just described every single black neighborhood in existence. Kek.
>>153249672The sex clubs would be out of this world, worth it
>>153249761Racemixing with toons sounds like a bad idea. In Cool World, it almost destroyed the world & flooded the real world with toons leading to destruction.
You must consider, can you knock up a toon?The answer of course is yes, but only if it's funny.
>>153249836Funny for who?
>>153249906The gods of irony.
>>153249836I'd hate to imagine what 2D + 3DPD mutts would look like. The toon/3PDP children would look like a painted mess of realism mixed with draw out body parts that look like they were put together by picasso. It wouldn't look like digital 3D either (since those are also toons). It would be horrific & an eyesore. Even the toons would hate them. In which case, I would go full Judge Doom & genocide them because they would be a greater threat than the toons themselves. Imagine something that is half 3DPD & half a cartoon. They would have all the powers of a cartoon while still having aspects of the 3DPD realm. It would be a fucking nightmare.
>>153249906For them of course. It's a joke at your expense and wallet. Plus sometimes they'll make you the pregnant one as the joke.
>>153249906For them. Being real would be considered an "upgrade" in their perspective.
Knocking up a toon probably doesn't even require actual sex. Just enough breathing space in a conversation for a punchline to be delivered.
>>153249906The whole litter
>"It's a good thing we used protection">9 months later, a whole baseball team of infants.
>>153249985>Hook up with toon one time>Wake up to a stork
>>153247947the worst of both worlds
>>153246425Saw Pans new video eh?
Imagine dealing with baby's day out highjinks when your half toon baby manages to escape their crib
>>153250192At least they're basically indestructible.
>>153250192>Jack Jack Attack every dayIt can’t be much worse than a human baby
>>153249836It's made even easier nowadays
>>153250275But was it warm, with the correct toppings?
>>153246425That dog looks familiar. Wasn’t it from some webcomic?
>>153249761>YFW she starts bouncing on your cock>literally>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELL4jkKLmPc
>>153249836Can a male Toon knock up a human woman?
>>153249672Yeah, but both movies also showed us that toons aren't unbeatable. The former in particular showed us that toons have a big weakness besides the Dip. A toon can do anything, even if it defies logic and physics, but only in very specific circumstances: if it would be funny. And if it would be funny, they can't NOT do it, even if it would be detrimental for them, like, to name a completely random example, if they're hiding from someone who wants to harm them in a way they can't just bounce back from, and that someone starts tapping out Shave and a Haircut to lure them into the open. A toon HAS to complete the line with "Two bits!" even if it endangers himself. And it stands to reason that if a toon is in a situation that is so dire and devoid of humor that any joke they could make would fall flat, they can't do anything at all. Comedy both empowers and binds toons, so if you understand what makes a toon tick, you can play them like a fiddle.
>>153250932Only if it's funny.
>>153250989>Comedy both empowers and binds toons, so if you understand what makes a toon tick, you can play them like a fiddle.[Immediate cut to a toon being stretched out between a human's shoulder and hands, being literally played like a fiddle]
>>153250989I think they'd just be useless for slaves no matter what. Imagine trying to whip Speedy Gonzalez; he would only ever stop napping for the instant to dodge and you'd never see him move.
>>153250361I think it was actually published somewhere and used for greeting cards and such. Made by a fella named R.P. Overmyer.
>NOW YOU’RE JAMMING>JAMMING HARD, YEAH>HYPE IT UP>OH>ONCE AGAIN>JAM AND HYPE IT UP
In present day the various wojak family members would exist in toontown
>>153251301According to Tatsuya Ishida, they exist in their own specific post-Chanology 4chan ghetto with the Pepes.
>>153251087No, see, the toon would be expecting you to do that. If you deliberately don't do it, want is he gonna do? That's my point. If you want to thwart a toon, you have to thwart the punchline. Anti-humor is an excellent counter for toon force.
>>153251141Well, again, you have to use the conventions of comedy against them. The Tom Sawyer fence painting bit is more likely to work on them if they're not a trickster like Tom himself. If you let the toon set up the punchline, they're the one in control, but if you're the one doing the setup, then they have to go along with it whether they like it or not. You have to keep in mind that us humans don't have the inherent biological compulsion to run with a bit until its conclusion that toons have. Don't just focus on what they CAN do, pay attention to what they CAN'T do, and we can.
>>153251527I thought about the traditional thing of paying them liquor to cut sugar cane, they would obviously focus completely on stealing sips in absurd fashion.
>>153251480>Anti-humor is an excellent counter for toon force.What about really bad humor? There's loads of that.
>>153250989what happens with characters who aren't meant to be exaggeratedly funny?would someone like batman still be compelled to do the two bits thing?is snow white compelled to be funny?
>>153247754>AUUUUUGHHH YEAHHH IT'S TOON FUCKIN' TIME, OHhhhhh, YEAH-YUHHH, BETTER TELL MY LITTLE SISSSSTER
>>153251692Might be risky if it's so bad it loops back around to being funny.>>153251714Possibly not, but they're still toons, so they still operate on the same basic rules. A toon's raison d'être is entertaining an audience, whether they do so through physics-defying slapstick or brooding on a rooftop and punching the criminally insane. So there are probably other things that they're biologically compelled to do, if it's not delivering a punchline.
>>153247035Cool word sucked, is amazing they made a movie that is just Roger Rabbit but bad. Seriously is a half backed noir plot with a toon woman, with some wacky cartoon characters bouncing around just to remind you is suppose to be about toons. The only cool idea was the toon apocalypse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vIINq7m10Q
>>153252761Bakshi's vision was compromisedBut the part where he punched the guy responsible apparently didn't happen
>>153248583Shut up freak
>>153250146>it’s that drunk one from Looney Tunes >you get a fucking baby crocodile or some shit
>>153256398I don't care how green his skin color is or how many times he fractures my bones, that kid is still gonna grow up to be a lawyer, dammit
>>153251527>You have to keep in mind that us humans don't have the inherent biological compulsion to run with a bit until its conclusionI wouldn’t be so sure about that, we’re all wasting time on here
>>153246425Only if you could turn into one
Do you think there would be racial tensions between “cartoons” (think Mickey, Looney Tunes, SpongeBob) and more serious animation (most anime, Gargoyles, Batman), and anyone in between would be classified as category traitors?
There's Coyote vs Acme coming up so we'll see something new about it
>>153250989Toon Town & Cool World were both allegories to black ghettos. Cool World was just a darker version of Toon Town with just as much insanity. Eddie Valiant couldn't relax when he drove to Toon Town, & Frank Harris was constantly dealing with toon fuckery & toon crime while living in Cool World. Eddie crashes his car due to being harassed by the toons & the toons in Cool World are always stealing from Frank, including his hubcaps. The toon cops are straight up incompetent in Cool World. Next time you watch the movies, examine the behaviors of the toons. They fail at even the most basic tasks...just like niggers. While Roger Rabbit focused on the segregation part of the toons, Cool World focused on the racemixing/miscegenation part of the toons. The toons are literally allegory to niggers! Also Judge Doom did nothing wrong. He wanted to eliminate the existence of Toon Town & the toons, saving humanity from toon destruction, while Holli Would almost destroyed the world after racemixing with a "noid" followed by opening up the gates of Cool World toon hell with a cartoon lighting bolt, turning the real world into toon hell...much like a nigger infestation. The toons in both films are niggers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOuUX7I7F_chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmYJ5A3dFxwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wci2oycOQA
>>153258254Yes, cartoons have always expressed the white racist’s nervousness because the medium is inextricably bound to the history of discrimination and stereotype comedy born from the white man’s system of chattel slavery, good job reading the surface tension
>>153258302>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DEPICT BLACKS AS TOONS BEING AS OBNOXIOUS AND DUMB AS POSSIBLEHang yourself redditor
>>153258054In the interest of gaining greater acceptance in human society, I expect they'd probably segregate the old blackface toons.
>>153251830i fucking love his voice and the way he comes up with sexual innuendos off the cuff
>>153257788Yeah, but when someone taps out Shave and a Haircut, you don't feel the uncontrollable urge to say "Two bits!", do you?
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>>153249836>You must consider, can you knock up a toon?Of course not, they are men.Oh, you meant toon.
>>153258409Triggered?
>>153248583This faggot is the new Famicom and is gonna rape and ruin EVERY SINGLE ROGER RABBIT thread from now on.
>>153258254WE WUZ TOONZ N SHEET
>>153258254>Faggotron is hereStop it.
>>153247947You can talk a lot of shit about the CDRR movie, but one bit of really cool worldbuilding I liked was old toon stars being pressured to get surgeries that made them CGI, but also made them mortal. Dale tries to revitalize his career by being made CGI, and as a result is at constant risk of blunt trauma because his new body isn't built to squash and stretch.
>>153258054The Roger Rabbit comics touch on this.There are BIG generational beefs between toons. Silent toons hated talkies, Black and white toons hated color toons, and theatrical short cartoons hated TV cartoons. Each toon generation has tension with what comes after because humans "replace" them.It kinda ties into this >>153259868
>>153259868Is that movie canonically in continuity with WFRR?
>>153260813Not explicitly, but it feels like a natural evolution.Toons are out of the Toontown ghetto and part of every day life. Roger shows up in a cameo with a line and Jessica is alluded to as a celebrity. The villain has a wide array of torture and murder instruments, one of which is a bottle of Dip.They basically went as close as they could to make it a sequel. And while it's not as good as WFRR, which is an American film classic, I found it a pretty fun movie, flyfucking aside.
>>153261408I'll post one more. I love how Toons are just part of every crowd scene.
>>153259903do tv toons hate anime waifus
>>153258254/pol/ is two rooms down
>>153262164Nah, they just fuck them
>>153259753>WE WUZ TOONZ N SHEETYes, but ironically
>>153246425Would it be legal to fuck the anthro ones?
>>153259613>>153262251He was the hero the real people needed but didn't deserve. Soon Judge Doom will return from the dip and everyone will see that he was right
>>153259786>Faggotron is hereThat would be (you), faggot
>>153262962I wonder what he’d think of rule 34.
>>153249359Artist?
>>153263575blackicesheep on Bluesky
