Powerscale the gassy three.
>>153256153>what's canonEverything>how strong is heThe most he ever does in his actual canon is take over the universe and turn it into part of his bodyHowever because the way he does this is is by ascending to something called the "Noosphere", which is the sum totality of all human thought and lays boundless layers beyond infinite reality over fictional layers (since the Noosphere is composed of all thoughts of every being, real or fictional) he is actually giga suggsversal because the thought he embodies is bigger than all of conceivable reality including impossible worlds that can't be defined by mathematics as those are still part of human comprehension
>PLAGIARIZEblePathetic…
>Silver Surfer and Odin BTFO Godzilla>needs Knull's help to save himKWABZILLA!
Okay be honest where does the animated version of the viltirum bust scale?
>>153256577Now post Despicable Me's box office when adjusted for inflation
I'm the STRONGEST.
>>153256614Inflation isn’t fucking real, retard
>>153256628Explain Dobson then, faggot
>>153256626Yes GODly we know
>>153256626Jiren...
>>153256626My dad...
>>153256641...is not.
>>153256656...WEAK
>>153256626
>>153256671…he’s GAY!
>>153256680...for ME!
Cucky.First Death Battle that comes to mind?
>>153256022Name ONE water user who can stand up to HIM.
>>153256695…Martian MANhunter~~~
Post SHITren destroying a planet.
>>153256696Cucky vs Simp. The one who watches vs the one who pays
>>153256508Reposting since last thread diedTLDR the original Nathanial Essex who Mister Sinister is a clone of devised a plan to become a Dominion, which are basically atemporal conceptual god AIs who exist outside the multiverse. He made 4 clones of himself who each became a dominion in their own ways in 4 different timelines (one does it via magic, one does it via science, etc). At the end of each timeline, they all get absorbed into the super Dominion which represents Essex himself. This combined mega-Dominion is called Enigma and was a threat to everything, it's mentioned that the actual reason the Beyonders were destroying the multiverse with incursions during Secret Wars is because they saw that Enigma was coming and decided to just nuke all of existence to stop him, which makes him inadvertently responsible for a shitton of things in Marvel. He ends up getting defeated via the Phoenix channeling the power of every mutant who's ever existed in any dimension in the white hot room to trap him in basically a death loop
>>153256626We know, Llyod
>>153256577>Superman was surpassed by both Mario moviesOoomph!
EEEEEEENTER
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ux4MZh6oqHE
>>153256508The reason the Beyonders started the plan that resulted in Time Runs Out that resulted in Secret Wars that resulted in the big reset that shaped everything that came afterwards is that they were scared shitless of Enigma, an evil entity so powerful that it will destroy The One Above All if it comes to exist. Enigma is the corrupted version of a super AI created by the original Mr. Sinister (the Mr. Sinister that became a staple X-Men villain is a clone of this Mr. Sinister). The original Mr. Sinister wanted to stop the inevitable rise of an Ominpotent AI that would destroy the universe, but as usual he accidentally created it himself. He created 4 clones of himself and told them to ascend to Dominon (new term they invented to refer to the Apex intelligent entity that can come up from any universe). The X-Men villain Mr. Sinister starts cloning Moira (who had the power to reset shit to the moment of her birth every time she died) to set up a device that will give him infinite tries in becoming a Dominion, and he eventually becomes the strongest Dominon out of the 4 original Sinister clones. When all the Sinister clones are absorbed into the original, the X-Men villain's evil nature and power corrupts the original super AI and it becomes the evil entity Enigma, who is powerful enough to devour The One Above All and remake the Marvel multiverse in his image. He is eventually defeated by Jean Gray like many other hyped up Marvel big bads.
>>153256781The deep and thematic parallels… FVARK
OH SHE MIGHT HAVE KEPT ON LIVINGBUT SHE MADE ONE FATAL SLIPWHEN SHE TRIED TO MATCH THE FLATTIE WITH A BIG SOUL ON HER HIP
I fucking hate Jean Grey.
>>153256696Any episode with Charizard in it. Speaking of the failure, when is he getting his pity matchup?
>>153256769
>>153256794Canon btw.
I unironically stomp YOUR HERO
>>153256827…YOUR HERO being the name I gave to my penis of course
>>153256738Aaand now I regret asking. How do writers come up with this convoluted bullshit?
>>153256794Marvel>>>>MHA.
>>153256858Krakoa was convoluted bullshit from day 0, the genuinely dumbest part of the whole thing was the X-Men trusting Mr. Sinister at all.
>>153256858imo the story is pretty good but obviously rushed, and I don't like the part about Enigma being the actual reason for Secret Wars (though it's a more incidental detail)
>>153256827YUM!
>>153256628Oh yeah? Explain and powerscale this then.
>>153256884This brings up an interesting debate. The beyonders are outerversal and are scared of enigma, and enigma is beaten by the phoenix force. Would this make Jean grey scale above raven?
>>153256884It suffers from the same issue as many big comic stories where 90% is buildup with nothing happening and then the actual climax is rushed as fuck.
>>153256819First Mario movie made $1360000000 in its theatrical run, the second is currently at $336000000
>>153256925It's the same shit as Knull, the Phoenix Force aka Life Itself is just a convenient hard counter.
>>153256942Eh I enjoyed Sins of Sinister and Gillen's entire arc with Mother Righteous, but it's no secret the climax to Krakoa was rushed
>>153256942I remember executioner song being like this, I still don’t fully understand what the machine at the end was supposed to do, and how it was stopped.
>>153256955I know it’s hard for SHALOMario to understand but money isn’t everything
KIIIIINNNGGGGGVEEEELLLLLLL!!!!
>>153256991IT'S ALWAYS THE JEWS
Can someone make another thread?One with a normal OP? This one is doomed
>>153257032Give it a chance anon
>>153256991I wish my verse had cosmology scaling...
>>153256925Jean Grey already scaled above RavenIn Marvel's suggsverse cosmology she's literally been called second to the House of Ideas/TOAA itselfThe only way they could get Raven that high was by saying she kind of manifested a form that in another timeline destroyed "all of creation" with the scope being unclear
>>153256991Tiger force? Sounds like power rangers bullshit. Is it the opposite of the phoenix force?
>>153256022Does Sheldon Cooper solo your favourite verse?
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153257110Imagine if pic related was adapted into the mcu, that would be a wild fucking movie.
>>153257116The Phoenix Force is considered the light of life for everything in Marvel, the Tiger God is basically the darkness outside of that lightIf you remember they used him to try and downscale Jean in Phoenix vs Raven in a really weird way
What are the chances of Gohan fighting pic related over Mark realistically speaking
>>153257164Why a tiger?
>>153257128>>Highly successful sequel series
>>153256564Saiyans aren't that different from them. It's just that they were all exterminated by someone even more powerful ruthless and evil than them.
BRING ME JIN WOO
>>153257176It's just a metaphysical aspect of the universe's darkness that takes that form because the earliest humans were afraid of the prowling animals outside in the darkness beyond their campfire
>>153257214>Could have had a dinosaur force if EVOLUTION didn't ruin everythingI will never forgive Darwin
>>153256991>Yggdrasil encompasses ALL of thisFvark....
>>153257200Where do Shadow and Jin Woo even scale?
>>153257196Kirkman is a plagiarist hack, I agree
who will GAPE Gohan? Mark is too weak
>>153257262Feed JOBark to Skaar.
>>153257262
>>153257262Friendly reminder that Mark has a better destruction feat than Goku.Friendly reminder that if you use scaling or statements to dispute this you affirm that the outcome of Kratos v. Asura was correct, and in fact a massive Kratos downplay.
>featsissieslmao
>frogbitch
>>153257321>>153257336>no argument>feminine vaguepostingYup yup yup, the weakest Viltrumite RAPES and GAPES the Saiyan race.
>Kid Buu turned Indian No villain in fiction has a worst fate..
Post SPEED.
>>153257242No idea about Jin Woo, but Shadow should be multi-continental at minimum. Anime Cid also has his giant Atomic from the end of S2, which is apparently star level. I've seen people wank him to universal since the Sanctuary is supposed to be its own layered dimension or something like that, but that is mostly just wank.>>153257280Do you think they'll ever actually adapt Skarr to the MCU? The balding kid at the end of She-Hulk doesn't count, right?
STATEMENTCHADS rule this place.
FeatCHADS GAPE statementsissies (this is a statement so they can't disagree)
Your series DOES have a large and infinite cosmology right?
>>153257415Of course.
>>153257415Sure
>featsissy getting upptiy
>>153257414COPE COPE COPE
It's funny how featcucks got GAPED by KINGtos. They put all their faith in Assissyra and his feats only to be BTFO by KINGtos's superior lore. Lore is better than feats.
>>153256819>i-is that my own logic being used AGAINST ME?! AIIIEE SAVE ME ROTTENTOMATOS-SAMAwhy are capeshit fans such fucking losers
>>153256991>Sephiroth tree in Marvel, Final Fantasy XVI and Asura's WrathIs this a featCHAD thing?
>>153257605Give me one (1) quote from either Mario movie without googling it :)Also post Mario's perfect win streak :)
>>153257621>WAHOO
Matchups for this feel?
>>153256991superhero comics trying to have a serious cosmology will always the gayest shit ever
>>153257304Kratos wasn't being scaled to anything except schizophrenia though.
>>153257609only if it's accurate
>>153257621Your arms sore from moving those goalposts yet, capefag-kun?
>>153257649LobCorp chads, we've got this.
>>153257174Thor's probably a more thematic match for Zero
>>153257506>>153257540Hi.
Hulk is the strongest character in fiction
>>153257656You can't do either of those? Imagine defending a movie for literal babies :)
>>153257730>Superman out of NOWHERE
>>153257304>Friendly reminder that Mark has a better destruction feat than Goku.Only if you hail from planet retard...
>>153257540And the funniest part is that they've been mindbroken ever since.To the point they have a claim characters like fucking Ichigo to be featsmen just because they are desperate to get any amount of validation
>>153257740>posts Beerus’ feat
ENOUGHENTER THE #1 and #3 BIGGEST JOBBERS IN MARVEL
>>153257740The shockwaves of this fight EVAPORATED invincibles omniverse
>>153257745>claim characters like fucking Ichigo to be featsmenPost this ever happening.
>>153257737>N-NO UYou lost.
>>153257750But Goku canceled them out too.
>>153257771There was a guy who posted a list of feats wins and "worse feats" wins and he genuinely argued Ichigo, Spawn, Maka, Yugi, and Coyote were all featsmen despite winning their episodes with nothing but statements and lore
You weaklings sicken me
>>153257797Warrior-Z won.
Friendly reminder that Bakugou is the only FeatsCHAD win of the year so far
MinionCHADS, assemble
>>153257817jobs to my hero
>>153257841Post Bakugo’s dodging light feat.
>>153257843>boomer likes the MinionsIn other news, fork found in kitchen
>>153257844Your "hero" couldn't even beat HER
>>153256022Who wins this? Be serious btw there's only one correct answer.
>>153257740>there will be nothing left in the universeisn't this one of the least impressive ways of "destroying" a universe alongside only killing all lifefoms?
>>153257646What?! But he did this!
>>153257858Bandana Dee clears
>>153257870yeah but was also effecting the kai world which is the only reason why it's impressive
Give him a match.
ENTER^2
>>153257894Scar could fight the ninja turtles because they all love Pizza! https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHVu4ODIp3Y&pp=ygUVd3UgbGluIHdhcnJpb3JzIHBpenph
Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>153257911https://youtu.be/hwR6teRhmlc?t=76&si=eDt-f3Wwf64WdQ2d
>>153257911>reduced to mini-Cronos size >Asura using Destructor form even though he’s been taught that size =/= strength, when his base is his strongest formThe more you think about Krasura, the worse it gets.
>>153257946CREEDtos!!
>>153257841>ducked his other matchups like Agent Venom and BlueBakusissy is not a chad.
ENTERMULTIVERSAL DESTOROYAH
>>153256022ENTER
>>153257304>you affirm that the outcome of Kratos v. Asura was correctObviously?
Post Kratos destroying a multiversePost Kratos destroying a universePost Kratos destroying a galaxyPost Kratos destroying a solar systemPost Kratos destroying a starPost Kratos destroying a planetPost Kratos destroying a moonPost Kratos destroying a continentPost Kratos destroying a countryPost Kratos destroying a mountainPost Kratos destroying a cityPost Kratos moving faster than lightPost Kratos moving lightspeedPost Kratos moving relativisticPost Kratos moving hypersonicJust do it. No words necessary. Post the image. Post the video. Now.
>>153258070He did all of that in the lore.
>>153258070The cookbook says he can.
>>153258070
>>153257821>post got deleted for racism>on /dbg/ of all placesJANNYTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!
>>153257994Agent Venom would just be another Miles vs Deku
>>153258101....because Flash Thompson would've won and put a bullet in Bakufaggot's skull.
>>153257360I dont know what crack Goku was on, Kid Buus soul should have been deleted for fucking with the Kaioshin.
>>153258110It's been a year and DeathBattle still hasn't managed to out retard blocking light with your hands makes you faster than light
>>153258156did Miles do that?
>>153258174Just give it time.
>>153256022"Leave the Turtles of Grayskull to us!"
>>153258156True.
>>153258174if you block it before it reaches you then yes it does make you faster than light
>>153258100Kratosfags how long history of becoming moderators/janitors on sites and removing content that hurt their feelings. In between making fake scans and harassing devs of course.
>>153258159Was Uub ever even acknowledged in Super or Daima? It feels like he got Launch'd because no one knew how to fit him into the story
>>153256807>Don't live in the time line where she won Ms./co/ and her Deathbattle in the same week:(
>>153258100Asurabros being racist? What a disappointment after his teaching.
>>153258209But kratos clearly didn't do that though .. And tons of MHA characters have so why is Bitchtos given MFTL++ speed for failing to do something we've seen Deku do?
>>153256022What about the Spleen from Mystery Men? Is it because he's a comedy character and not fyetish?
>>153258253post Deku blocking light.
GIVE ME COMIC BOOK TIE-INSGIVE ME LICENSED NOVELSGIVE ME CREATURE INTERVIEWSGIVE ME DATABOOKSGIVE ME CONCEPT ART
>MHAcuckies mad that KINGtos has a better speed feat than their jobbersSad. Go back to scrapping with the jesters.
>>153258246You seriously cannot be speaking about racism.
>>153258293NO! RACISM??? THIS CANT BE
LoreCHADS, statementMEN, interviewSCHOLARS, encyclopediaRESEARCHES, featSISSIES.
>>153258293>forging fake scanswhy do kratosSISTERS accuse others of what they do?
>>153258253Post any MHA character splintering the Yggdrasil.
If I remember correctly, the reason why Kratos is given scaling to Helios's light isn't actually because of him blocking it but it is because of him scaling to another enemy that is able to evade it when you use Helios attack in game. Death Battle thought that would be too convoluted to explain in the episode, so they just vaguely gave him scaling to Helios without explaining why.
>>153258293Mad that you got exposed and called out as Indian?
>>153258217I think very briefly? The thing is that the entirety of Super takes place between Kid Buu's defeat and Goku meeting Uub. So it's an interquel, basically.
>>153258348Remind me where the word 'Asura' comes from
>>153258326>“does not look” says the mexican janitor who admits he never worked on this and is just pretending he did.Every. fucking. time.Also your other reddit post source (lmao) got called out as squealing and trying to pretend the Tales of Morpheus scans were fake when they were REAL. Making all your copes forfeit when you Asuracucks got FACTVUALLY PROVEN to be making shit up about real scans being “fake scans” to try snd slander Kingtos. You lose. Be a Better Man.
>>153258330But the enemies that “evade it” do it the Exact same way as Kratos: by just covering their fucking eyes from the light.
>>153258333TRIPS OF UNDENIABLE TRVTH!!!
>>153258280https://youtu.be/iMsRYPnzKqY?si=5udyXXQDsQjKP6rM&t=141Easy.Now, Post Kratos blocking like before it hits. not afterward like that screenshot you posted.
>>153258319...are ignored and laughed at in these halls except the last noun. Post feastBEASTS.
>>153258363It's an indian word.Yet the main people I see supporting Kratos, do so in broken english.Very interesting.
If you think about it blocking light with your hand is a way more valid FTL feat than dodging light because you could have just seen where they’re aiming and dodged. Blocking means their aim was perfect, you were just faster.
>>153258402w-was that a moon? holy FUARK kratosbros, we better fucking RUN!
>>153258401Bakugo shoots explosions, not lasers. Try again.>blocking likeAnd you are a Cucky Brown.
>>153258369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NAZB-nIsAk>mexican janitor copewhat about this guy then? a white man and one of the game directors?
>>153258402Just because we’ve never seen Sonic do this…
>>153258402>cucky AstaAtreus one-shots him.
is it really this easy to bait them?
>>153258403>Yet [PROJECTION]Remind me who spams AI generated images to slander Kratos.
Post Atreus not hurting his hands punching a wooden chest.
>>153258444
>>153258444D-DEKU, BAKUGO AND SHOTO CAN DO THIS TOO!!!!!
>>153258380It comes from Hermes, who is able to outrun the flash before it affects him
>>153258464KEKYtos…
>>153258444>tripsATREUSTTTTTOOOSSSSS!!!!
>>153258461a magical wooden chest.
>>153258444Why haven’t we shot the sun out of the sky irl? Is Atreus >>> Guns and Nuke level?
Has any creator ever powerscalefagged in interviews or features or similar? I know comic book writers prefer to pretend to be above it all like Stan Lee.
>>153258444>this kills the featcuck
>>153258473GOD OF SPEED HERMES! FUARK HE'S FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT!
>>153258444that Wolf ROARS to signify Atreus is the new alpha of fiction
>>153258516Pretty sure Kirkman and Ottley do it. Kirkman mostly does it sarcastically though.
>Hermes>can’t react to a rock from a catapult>injured and about to pass out after crashing into a building This is a “god” from GOW, btw.
>>153258522they’re running in slowed time retard, like the flash
>>153258461Post yourself not being a massive disappointment to your parents
>>153258544Dont forget, Helios, GOD OF THE FUARKIN SUN DIES! and it just causes some clouds in the sky above greece for some time>>153258554Nigga those civilians are running at normal speeds.Kratos and Hermes are barely faster than them.
>>153258544prove that rock wasnt multiversal
>>153258444HOLY FU-wait a minute...the bear on the right streaks across the sky before he shoots the arrow...
>>153258444Post that magic arrow actually hitting the sun.
Post Kratos falling down a flight of stairs and tanking it.
>>153258566>Kratos and Hermes are barely faster than them.you dont see anyone moving once the camera pans in on hermes, what do you think thats supposed to imply?
>>153258581So this… is what anal does to men… impressive…
>>153258566It’s gameplay idiot. It’s clearly intended to be both at equal superspeed
>>153258444>>153258578>>153258579>this was the bear and not the arrowhahaha ohnonono god of SISSY fags?>>153258587Wow, so it slowed down just for Hermes for a couple of seconds...
>>153258578thats a wolf
>i-it's slowed down for gameplay purposes!>k-kratos isn't tearing apart mountains and destroying planet f-for gameplay purposes!Why was this excuse not used for Asura, when he just actually moved FTL on screen and was destroying planets and stars on screen?
>My film was full of anti-feats that made me WEAKER?>YIPEE!
>>153258516We recently had a case of either Kirky or Ottley trying to claim that Omni-Man is planetary through some vague shit in Season 4. I think they're just being gay and are trying to make their characters look less pathetic in comparison to Superman.
>>153258586Kratos has a feat for that actually.
>>153258618because his on screen feets dont compare to the lore thats behind kratos
>>153258602Kratos is faster than Hermes while holding back so all of Hermes’ speed upscales.
>>153258645>while holding backKratos couldn't catch him until that sissy Hermes almost got KWAB'd by a catapult.
>>153258619Also the omniscient spirit voiced by Director Taika Watiti said Future Zuko and Future Katara are a couple
>dont compare to the lore thats behind kratos
>>153258627BEAST!
>>153258627I take back everything I've said about him.
>>153258618Asura's lore and gameplay are completely consistent; they exist in the realm of anime power levels where shit gradually escalates into galactic battles for the fate of the universe. Nothing Kratos does on-screen ever scales to whatever lore bullshit you give him, and said lore bullshit is usually just flowery statement slop about the creation of the universe with no concrete shit behind it. It's as retarded as trying to scale TES protagonists to gigamultiversal level because Kirkbride did drugs and included CHIM in the lore. even though they don't interact.
>the lore behind kratosAIHHHHAHAHAHAHAH IS THAT A FUCKING OGRE? OH GOD NO PLEASE OGRE-SAMA DON'T FUCKING BITE ME PLEA... AHHHH FUARK! THAT HURTS! TAKE THIS! MY FULL POWER SISSY PUNCH!OH GOD HE'S STILL BITING ME! ATREUS! BOY! HELP! HELP ME PLEASE!
>>153258657The catapult didn’t hit him, it knocked over the statue he was perched on. Kratos also speedblitzes him in the fight and speedblitzed Zeus who in the novels is massively faster than Hermes by rank.
>>153258619>anti-feats that made me WEAKERsuch as? taga is probably the strongest non avatar bender shown in the entire verse simply based on holding up that giant cliffside with airbending for a little bit
>>153258627Kratos TANKED this with only half a hpbar of injury
>>153258691>it didn't hit himthat's even worse then LMAOwhat kind of 'God' gets injured from falling a couple meters?holy fuck how pathetic
Is it dumb to think Abby and Ellie might be able to take Lee together?
>>153258694We’ve been scaling Avatar State to continental for decades because of Kyoshi pushing an island (that the creators probably thought floated like the Lionturtles)
>>153258690>>153258720Kratos and his superior lore seems to have disgruntled this anonymous user
>>153258664>how do we make our boundless, universal KING OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS seem super badass and strong?>HE GETS SMALLER AND PUNCHES HARD ENOUGH TO KILL A BVLL! FUARK!
What was the real Kratos like in mythology. Was he a jobber?
>Kratos also speedblitzes him in the fight>80% of the fight was Kratos trying to catch Hermes (who ran at like 40 MPH at most) and failing>other 20% was an injured Hermes vs KratosUh…
A bull can also headbutt hard enough to kill another bull. Could a bull therefore have oneshotted Zeus?
>>153256626Cirno!
>>153258749thats kpato3
>>153258735>superior lore>BOUNDLESS MULTIVERSAL GOD OF HOPE!>who would have died if he didn't break his fallkek
>>153258760"Κράτος" actually
>>153258755Holy FUARK! A BVLL could have one shot and killed both SISSYtos and SISSYues?
>>153256738isn't that the retarded chibi from the boat girl gacha?
>>153258772he survived though
>>153258803because he broke his fallif he didn't break his fall, he would have died to gravitynow here is kratos too weak to move an urn
>>153258826Immeasurable+ weighted urn, btw.
does anyone have the gif of sissytos struggling to bend that metal cage and then dying from the exertion?
>>153258826>if he didn't break his fall, he would have died to gravitybut he survived so his durability scales above the fall>now here is kratos too weak to move an urnwhats inside of the urn?
>>153258826That’s just your headcanon. He survived the fall and destroyed outerversal gods
>>153258776Sorry, I don’t speak Turkish
>>153258690You dare underestimate the boundless BEASTS of God of War? You must be better than that.
>>153258848>his durability scales above the fallif his durability scaled above the fall, then why did he need to break his fall at all?if he felt the need to break his fall, then obviously, he felt as if his life was in danger
>>153258873>3 little slaps to the chest>that way kratos falls deadKEK
>>153258874>>153258826>>153258772>>153258690>>153258664Stop fucking posting. This is your final warning.
>>153258897Watch. Your. Tone. Boy.
>>153258873kratos just decided to take a nap so he would prepared for his next multiversal bout >>153258874if he was in danger than that means the fall scales above boundless damage but since kratos survived he scales even higher than that
>>153258886hello ^_^
Here's Godzilla causing the sun to rise purely by roaring
i think this pre-kratos vs asura post encapsulates everything wrong with this matchup
>>153256022Any time I see one of these threads has a mildly amusing OP and I think there might be some funny posts, it's never followed up on. The OP doesn't matter. It's just a shitty general. Fuck you, boring cunts.
>>153259039>p-please acknowledge my fetish!No
>>153259053What I'm really trying to say here isThis thread needs a hero.
Krasura will always be comedy gold because Kratos can fucking die to fall damage while Asura gets fucking stabbed from the moon to Earth and walks it off not even five minutes ready to fight an entire army. You literally cannot make a funnier fight than that and it’s not even supposed to be funny.
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>The FlashRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>SupermanRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>QuicksilverRAPED and GAPED>UltramanRAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153258897NO.SISSYtos needed to strain every muscle in his body to push a rock large enough to squish some baby cerberus lmao
The two posters above me have their names mentioned in the Epstein Files at least 10,000 times.
>>153259077
>>153258618>and starsAsura never destroyed a star
>Asura never destroyed a star
Post Asura destroying a star
>>153259074Kratos’ verse is platonic and conceptual in scale. Literally a single atom is a bigger fall than the entire asura universe.
>>153259074>cutscene garboshow gameplay
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
>>153258444This feat is unironically better than anything Asura ever did on screen
Wally? Sonic shoves him to the ground and begins to pound his thick juicy ass. Pulling his hair and forcing him to moan his name. Then he flips Wally around and begins to ride on his sissy cock that goes up to his chest. Giving Wally no time to adjust Sonic fully penetrates himself with Wally's member. Forcing Wally to tap into the speed force to keep up while Sonic humiliates and dominates Wally. Sonic turns Ultra and he feels even better than any woman Wally's felt in his life. Wally has no choice but to grab on Sonic's hips in his unstoppable form. Ultra Sonic wishes for Wally's load to contain all of his speed force and proudly takes it all for himself. Wally lays there powerless and somehow even weaker than before.BOOM! KO!
>>153258444>Atreus the leech trying to scale himself to the wolf chasing the sun away.KWAB
>>153259205CHADtreus commanded the wolf to do that.
>>153259194>Sonicfags are just straight up writing homosexual fanfiction and calling it a winDamn Wally really broke you freaks
>>153259205Atreus tanked the wolf’s ROAR which is greater and equal to its feats
I renember being on the isl-ERK, I mean private jet...Fuck...I mean my house, with Kratos, we got drunk, and he started to insult indians, afroamericans, and latinos. He is a filthy liar,.
>>153259242Where did you find this clip of shapeshifted Atreus?
>>153258749he was the embodiment of hierarchy and the power of authority. he's zeus' strongest soldier (metaphorically, he's not actually that strong physically) and always talks about how his rule is just and necessary and even his most tyrannical and harsh orders are rightful, in fact the harsher they are the better.kratos, his sister bia (embodiment of violence) and hephaestus are sent to carry out prometheus' punishment by chaining him to a rock, and while bia holds the titan still (she's one of the few strong enough to overpower him) and prometheus works on the chains and nails kratos just oversees the operation and smugly tells prometheus that he'll never escape from his torment (eventually prometheus does escape with the help of herakles)
>>153259158>spoonfeed me something I will move the goalpost if you doNo. Post Kratos not needing to break his fall so he doesn’t die to fall damage.
Atreus solos your favorite verse btw.
Roar. NOW.
Uraraka Ochako, the people's champion
>>153259242>Atreus humiliated and has male wolf lover stolen from himK,b,c
>>153259235>Wally isn't' the fag for loving it. Sonic is! You. Fucking. Lost. FAGGOT
>>153259205Atreus tanked the wolf's knot which scales even higher than that feat
Asurasissies... we were wrong... Hermes speedblitzes us...https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/a/a0/GOW3_Remastered_Hermes_Insane_Speed.mp4/revision/latest?cb=20240114184143
>>153259278>Featsissy not so sure about his "feats" the second someone holds him to the same standards he applies to everyone elseMany such cases
>>153259322Wally won the CANON battle. You Sonicfags are the ones coping by rewriting your homosexual fanfictions
>M-My hero might have been easily destroyed by his opponent, but at least I have my gay fanfiction!Who says this?
>>153259335You’re the same guy begging multiple times for the same thing that’s been shown to you but reject it like a bitch. Still can’t tell if you’re a Kratosfag or a MHAfag. The latter is more likely.
>>153259194>>153259322>>153259341Sonic fags really don’t want to acknowledge speed force hax do they
>>153259370Wally...Mario...Goku...Superman...Omni-Man...Thragg...Invincible...Thor...Deku...The Hulk...Ben 10...Denji...Kratos...Asura...Yuji...Gojo...Joker...
>>153259299I am HERE!
>>153259391>speed force haxWorthless when Wally is canonically sissified and only wants tight blue assholes.
>>153259334wait...it gets worse...Pandora statues slowsura as well...
>>153259391As you can see they don't have an argument for it because it destroys their preconceived notion that the blue rodent is the strongest and fastest thing in fiction. Their minds are incapable of processing this without causing severe psychological damage to themselves
>>153259471>He thinks we need to discuss something that is a well known fact all around the worldYou lost. Sonic won. That's it.
>>153259458>Obvious charge up of glowing light before the large burst of lightAny idiot can react to this
Say it out loud with meTHE WINNER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS BE: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!BOOM! DONE!
There could be femboys in this very thread.
>>153259483Doesn't look like your Rodent won to me >>153259093
>>153259519>Match Death Battle publicly apologized for being so wrong.Again.You lost.
>>153259458>watches Kratos’ long windup animation>moves before it goes offLol
>>153259535>Shit that didn't happenLol Wally really did WARP your mind
kill yourself
>>153257637Kratos vs Asura
>>153259545>>Shit that didn't happenYou mean Wally and Mario winning?
>>153258619They need to have a FMA vs Avatar rematch with the updated scaling.
FACT: In the canon crossover, Sonic casually speed blitz Barry and Thawne. FACT: Sonic has higher stats all around than Mario in any official crossover.FACT: FAGrio and FAGly lost all passion in life and only crave Sonic's cute tight blue asshole. They're FAGS.KO!
>>153259605Goku (Atreus) vs Sonic (Chest)
>>153259143Chakravartin literally threw fucking stars at Asura
>>153257825>spawn is still 4-0 across DB and DBXsuperKEK...
>>153259535>>153259560Who the hell argued that it was wrong? It's wally fucking west. The flash is bullshit personified.
>>153259605Sonic(Atreus) vs Any character in fiction (Chest)
>>153259620Replied to the wrong guy, anon.
>>153259618So goku ends up cracking sonic skull after he no sells an attack from his base form?
>>153259622Even Death Battle admits Spawn would lose to Kratos
>>153259626The Sonicfags here have deluded themselves into believing he beat Wally.
>>153259645>believingHe did.
When is Columbo vs Light? We've waited long enough
>>153259654It's the next time. Source you ask? Liam told me
Could Savage Dragon or Spawn beat Thragg? It's all the same universe right?
>Mithra casually travelling MFTL+>Atreus struggling to open a wooden chestKEKAROOOOOOO!
>>153259672Either of them could do it casually.
>>153259672Spawn got killed by a weaker Mark.
>>153259605So this is the MULTIVERSAL MAMMOTH that can fight on par with KINGtos...
>>153259605That chest would've solo'd Asura.
>>153259694Light realistically wins this btw
>>153259620Yellow, red and blue ones at that. He considered all of that a simple trial too.
This mecha used to be the strongest of them all, even higher than Gurren Lagaan...And then everything fell down once it was found out that it's feats were invalidated because it was all crappy translation
>>153258431Bakugo can also make flash bang too dumbass. And Deku successfully shielded his eyes in time unlike Cucktos who couldn't
>>153259652Explain because we clearly see the infinite mass punch scattering his atoms.
>>153259382Actually you faggots stopped posting the Fraudulent Asura star busting feat after I started with this Shitpost.It shows how fucking sensitive and insecure you faggots are.>Still can’t tell if you’re a Kratosfag or a MHAfagNeither, I'm just someone who enjoys instigating shit because people here genuinely get angry when you point out their favorite characters are frauds Now please post Asura destroying a star or else he is a planet level jobber
>>153259772>B-But!Cucky Bakugo and Deku can't do it because they are sub bullet level. Kratos is MFTL because of Helios and his speed is irrelevant, cucky.
>>153259821>admits he’s baiting and shitpostingSo explain to me why I should bite your bait? I have the feat but why should I spoonfeed you if you’re a disingenuous fuck?
>>153259821Stars have shitloads of compressed mass so you arent even seeing how much stuff is in the sun. You could decompress the sun to have it as big as fucking Jupiters orbit to understand how much mass is in the sun
>>153259690*weaker spawn from a weaker universe got killed by a weaker mark
>>153259748One of the only things vsbw made right.
Man. People are really taking the Kratos bait in April 2026, huh?
>>153259919>Kratos is MFTL because of Helios and his speed is irrelevant,It's irrelevant because it's so damn slow compared to Deku
>>153259734>subbed Chakravartin and extra material calls Naraka a 'world between worlds' or an 'interdimensional world'Probably doesn't mean much but still curious
>>153256022>>153256022QRD on that meme? Who's the one on the right?
Canon Fact Kektos cannot survive underwater and can drown, this makes him weaker than super friends aquaman
>>153259935>"I totally have the feat! But I can't post it!"These featbros sound just like the statementbros...>>153259957>"T-the stars are massive it's just that they are super compressed, that's why they are barely the size of Jupiter"We are reaching Touhou levels of cope, let's see how low can we sink
>>153259999That's because Asurajeets are still sore from their public humiliation.They are easy to bait
You will lose.
>>153260014Naraku is also called INFINITE in size, and Asura destroyed it.He also was able to escape from it while climbing, which means Asura is infinite in speed and has infinite strength.(just using GoW and Kratos scaling logic)
Saar? SAAR? IS KRATOS BEYOND PLATONIC CONCEPTS SAAR?>uhhh,noUHH I THINK HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!
>>153260036Here, a pity gift from me to (You) since you need it so badly.
>>153260077KWABtos!
>>153260009MHAcuck just accept that Atreus one-shots the verse.
Didnt Kratos job to Odin?
>>153260105post Atreus doing this
>>153260122>>153258444
>>153260120No, but FATthor did lmaohe got one shot by his daddy stabbing him with a sharp stick>>153260126that is warping the laws governing reality how?
>>153260122>Not even country levelKys
>>153260133Post an MHA jobber shooting down the sun.
Gohan would SAVE Mark, not destroy him.
>>153260150post atreus not hurting his hand on a wooden chest
>>153260014>world between worldslike the realm between realms?? Kratosbros I don't like the sound of this...
>>153260160true, Gohan is a hero
>>153260162>goalpost movingDone. CHADtreus one-shots cucky Shoto, Deku and Bakugo all at once.
Yep, my OCs rape and gape most of your OCs. Sorry, that's just the way it is
>>153260120>>153260133WEAKtos and SHARTreus got ENSNARED by GODin until QVEENya stepped in to bail their asses out. It literally was a three person job of those three jumping Odin to kill him.
Atreus should fuck Thors wife
Holy fuck Ben is actually so tired of Connectionfags forcing their retarded March ups, I feel bad for him...https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/b8uM5hW5l9
>>153260190holy FUARK so kratos isn't an outerversal behemoth then? he had to 3v1 an old senior citizen?holy FUARK what a fucking FRAUD
>>153256022The pantsless evil villain STAIN BOY shits all 3 of them undoubtedly.
>>153260160Conquest gapes Gohan.
>>153260160Viltirumites have no hax so he wouldn't get surprised since they're just flying bricks. He'd save mark and would brutalize conquest
>Touhou out of fucking NOWHERE Don't bring up my verse for your petty fights, we TouhouCHADs are above the stupidity of this general
>Sefirot/Kabbalah-inspired dimensional/outeversal layersEvery aspect of your cosmology is Jewish.
>>153260253Dont you literally fight Utsuho in front of a star she created in Touhou?
>>153260253Atreus could do that easily.
>this was what he was shitposting (and calling a large fireball) over
>>153257809>MakaThe Mooncrater feat > anything in RWBY>YugiThe beginning of DSOD.>IchigoYusuke can bust a mountain. Ichigo can a bust a mountain by his own impacts.Do you understand what a relative comparison is? Are you gonna chimp out if I told you that in Kratos vs Doomslayer, Kratos would be the featsman in this scenario, relative to Doomslayer?
>>153260300You fight her inside the nuclear reactor of former hell if I remember correctly.But she turns herself into a sun in one of her spell cards
>>153260341>Literal fireball the size of Saturn uhhh, Asurasisters? What is this?
>>153260209The problem is they do have a documented history of just cocking up fights that should have been home runs in terms of fight choreography, so since we can't really rely on their execution the thematic connections are about the only thing we can control, Bakureze is seemingly a match that's light on themes and heavy on "fight potential" and it's doing relatively dogshit because there's no true thematic connection so no one cares for the fight
After reading my cuck academia i did the math and realized that the fat gravity bitch could unironically solo the chainsawman verse
>>153260383>the size of SaturnAzura is bigger than the Earth in his Destructor form.Either way, it's more of a feat than anything sissytos has ever done.
Looks like KINGtosSCHOLARS won yet again.
>Sonicsissies desperately crying for people to stop talking about Kratos vs Asura and give them attentionKek, why are they so pathetic?
>>153260383Post Kratos destroying a fireball the size of Saturn :)
>>153260036>TOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUTOUHOUturns out kratos shitposting originates from the utter mindbreaking touhou inflicts upon lesser intellects. funny!
KratosSonicKyleAsuraMarioSimon
Joblios is not sun tier you Kratosfags
>>153260349Maka won with scaling and lore, against Ruby's own scaling and Lore.This is like saying Kratos is a featsman because he objectively has a bunch of feats (because he has a bunch of games)Yugi didn't get a single feat in his analysis it was all Lore and scaling Ichigo is a guy scaled to Solar system level when in canon he can barely destroy a hill in his strongest form with the help of his enemy.>"B-b-but the other guy! feats are relative!"They are also Statement/scaling guys, nobody cares about your technicalities.Lore and Statements DOMINATE Death Battle
>>153257621Peaches peaches peaches
>>153260415I don't think she's that fat.Also, her quirk is unironically a literal blackhole effect that not even light can escape.IDK How the fuck she isn't the most powerful hero of all time.
>>153260353>Literal star the size of a multiverse uhhh, Touhouchads? Why is my verse gaped?
What's your hero's BIGGEST FEAT? I only want the best.
Surprised an Uminekofag hasnt started on the Sonicschizo that claims he can gape Featherine who can literally kill you without it making any sense
>kratos put his hand up after helios hit him with his light and helios's light filled up the infinite hades!>FUARKIN BEAST! INFINITE SPEEDTOS!!!>Asura escapes from Naraka(which is called infinite) and destroys Naraka>NO HE'S NOT INFINITE SPEED OR STRENGTH... JUST BECAUSE OKAY?!?
>P-PLEASE CARE ABOUT SONIC, P-PLEASE CARE ABOUT TOUHOU, P-PLEASE CARE ABOUT MHAWhy have JESTERforce arrived? Even feats-only Kratos gapes all three verses from the shockwaves of his clashes alone...
>>153260441KINGSjeets...
>>153260488>UminekoIsn't that one where the villain/love interest turned out to be a tranny?
How fucking big was that dimension Asura and Edgy Chakravartin were fighting in? Just a fun fact Chakravartin can hold a galaxy in his hands
>>153260488Sometimes the other animals can simply ignore the small wheezing hedgehog and his impotent claims
>>153260520Dont think it was stated, but it seemed to go on forever, and Chakravartin created it in an instant.
>>153260383>Chakravartin throws planets and… fireballs at AsuraMake it make sense.
>>153260449>this character has better feats than this other character>BUT HE USED LORE AND SCALINGbased retardYou should try arguing Simon is a statementsguy too
>>153260442hmm i think instead of trying to argue this i'll just ask for asura's feats and admit i've been mindbroken by touhou
>>153260383>fireballthat's a star nigga
>Touhou>SonicThe JESTERS. The CLOWNS. The FRAUDS. The WEAKLINGS.
*Explodes your verse*
>>153260572He's destined to stop her.
Doesnt Yukari assfuck logic with her hax?
Holy shit base Kratos and base Asura just accidentally RAPED and GAPED the entire Sonic and Touhou cosmologies with the shockwaves of their punch alone!
Kratos and Asura? Sonic and Shadow take them on. They don't even need the emeralds to overpower them either. In a matter of seconds, the hedgehogs have them pinned to the wall with their hands above their head. Sonic and Shadow notice Kratos and Asura blushing. Their eyes avert down and they see the raging erections they both have. Sonic lets out a chuckle and Shadow scoffs. They both look down on fags and it's clear their sheer AURA has converted Kratos and Asura into fags. To rub it in, Shadow begins to strip them down. He makes the tips of their erect cocks touch. Shadow rolls his eyes as they twitch in ecstasy. Thankfully, as the ultimate life form he knows how to deal with faggots like this. Only second to Sonic, Shadow uses both of his hands and jerks the God of War and Asura off. Sonic uses the chaos emeralds and turns him and Shadow super. Sonic floats up to his victims and has them at eye level and forces them to make out. Kratos and Asura show no sign of resisting. Shadow's expert work has them completely helpless. Hours pass and Sonic and Shadow's stamina never stop. Kratos and Asura are completely worn out. Shadow and Sonic let them go and the two of them fall face down.KO!
Chain scaling is 100% logical and accurate.
>>153260563It’s really funny that he calls it a fireball but he knows it’s a star despite him shitposting otherwise. It looks as close to one as you can get on Xbox360 6GB graphics. That and every single normalfag that doesn’t powerscale immediately recognizes them as stars or suns whenever they go through that segment on a playthrough. A literal fucking child can tell you that’s a star.
Sonic.Touhou.
>>153260608game of thrones. soloed by okuu.
>mindbroken by Game of ThronesTouhousis...
>>153258289It’s confirmed Kratos can cry faster.
>>153260647you have to forgive him, touhou's sheer power broke his brain and now he's literally mentally impaired and doomed to write nonsensical powerscaling ragebait for the rest of his life
>Touhouthe entire verse jobs to base BRITnicthat is all
>>153260647Are those galaxies orbiting him?
>>153260482Blocking an attack that already hit him
>obsessed and mindbroken by Game of Thrones>obsessed and mindbroken by My Hero AcademiaOur...multiversal (through statements) heroes...beef with street tiers...
Kratos still cant do shit to the Primordials
>>153260757The GOW verse did WHAT?
Death Battle animations only look good in 3D. All the 2D ones suck ass.
>>153260782Have you tried watching Ratchet vs Jak or Tracer vs Scout
>>153260738Yeah, the context was that he was sucking in the universe to wipe everything out. That’s why he left Gaea and made that big statue. That’s also why when just before it blew up, you can see galaxies dispersing out of it and when it did blow up, new galaxies filled in a lot of the empty space on Mithra’s flight back >>153259683
>>153260757kratos/game of thrones fag, your "heroes" have no multiversal statements, you're hallucinating again
>>153260782
>>153260644So long as it’s actually character a matching character b, and not just ‘holding his own’.
>>153260757Sonic is beefing with Game of Thrones? That's terrible I hope he didn't catch dysentery!
>>153260807Don't tell that to Dragon Fags...
>>153260757GoT? That has never been mentioned here. In fact, how the fuck has it not gotten an episode. Is death battle retarded?
>>153260830There's a number of super popular series that have somehow never shown up in Death Battle and I find it pretty odd.
>BenPEDOS still trying to push the forced meme of Hal being a pedo
>>153260830The only Death Battle I can really see with ASoIaF is Aragorn vs Jon Snow, and that's a complete stomp.
>>153260830>In fact, how the fuck has it not gotten an episodeThey're just waiting for the last book to come out.
>>153260554Simon is quite literally a statement merchant unless you believe he peaks at multi galaxy level
>>153260830it's some schizo who's obsessed with game of thrones and with shitting on touhou for some incomprehensible reasons, he always brings them up randomly
>>153260847Army vs army fights could work, or danaerys and her dragon against hiccup and toothless. They just have to get creative.
>>153260554He is
>>153260880>>153260660>Touhousister having a schizo breakdown because she's being made fun of for mentioning Game of Thrones out of nowhere for no reasonlel
>>153260830I renember a GOT having a tantrum when I was still posting about xianxia, along with touhou and LOTR. He shutted his mouth after someone posted the infamous not so thinly veiled scat fetish line.
There's nothing wrong with taking fat dick like a sissy bottom bitch.
>>153260563That's too small to be a star >>153260647That shit ain't even the size of Jupiter, not a star just a high fireball
>Simon's a universe buster and he solos DC!!! I swe-
I'm a multiversal beast? My sworn enemy, and eternal rival of these halls? A street tier verse of course!
>>153260914he's the same guy having a tantrum even now, blatantly desperate for attention
>>153260895>Danaerys and her dragon vs Hiccup and ToothlessIsn't that still a complete stomp?Actually, what other "low fantasy" stories are even popular? I feel like those are the only ones ASOIAF can really compete with.
The small dog gets seriously and unironically bothered by the smaller rat and has to spend countless hours to get you to believe it can beat a rat
>That's too small to be a star>That shit ain't even the size of Jupiter, not a star just a high fireball
>>153260967That rat RAPES and GAPES the small dog and his entire verse.
>>153260933>All this man assYUMMY!
>he's seriously having a breakdown because he was made fun of for mentioning how Touhou can easily beat the street tier Game of Thrones unprompted
>>153260941Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you have TEACH a street tier verse a lesson as an Multiversal BEAST.
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/touhou%20game%20of%20thronesHoly fuck lmao Touhouschizo is crazy
>>153259039I dunno why the spics here hate being funny, they have many chances for good stuff and just deliberately wallow in their rancid schizo slop
>>153260963Nonsense, the got dragon no diffed a bunch of weaponry designed to kill dragons, she has this. Also I think there is potential with wheel of time.
>>153260847GRRM scaled Jaime to Aragorn though
>>153261009>definitely not the ramblings of a single insane person
>>153261009The first two posts are literally just making fun of, or referencing a lot of things, xianxia, DC, wod, xeelee, even fucking tenshin is there
>>153260923I would post a Zjak for you but I think even he wouldn’t stoop as low as you.
>>153260988Rat needs disease hax in order to take down most opponents, takes too much time and his survivability isn’t good enough to wait it out.
>>153261009>Well THAT'S a SIGHT for EYES THAT SEE MOUNT TAI!! The ENTIRETY OF TOUHOU!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS STOMPING GAME OF THRONES?!?! TENSHI'S FIRST?!?! And YOU are going to REpeatedly absorb THE SPIRIT OF EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE and DESTROY IT!?!? B-but you are TOO STRONG! You will RUIN them for EVERYONE ELSE!!! EHHH??!? And after TENSHI DESTROYS AND RECREATES THE COSMOLOGY of my favourite book series, SUIKA will CLONE HERSELF and DOUBLE-TEAM it?!?! EHHHHH??!?! THEY'RE both gonna COLLAPSE IT INTO BLACK HOLES like the DIRTY FODDER VERSE it IS?!?! ONE is gonna SOLO it with her MULTIVERSAL STRENGTH?!?! ALL while the OTHER WHISKS their MINDS away with LAYERED MINDHAX?!?!? It WON'T even know which CLONE is SOLOING it since they will be SO FAST?!!?! WOOHOO!! And NEXT is OKUU?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T IRRADIATE ME DURING THEMONEYSHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T!!! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MISTRESS OKUU!!! THANK you for letting me see YOU NUKE my NOVELS!! And that must leave us with JUST YUKARI!! SAY WHHAAA-?!?! You are going to STEAL WoD'S COSMOLOGY and FORCE me to WATCH YOU, in MY FAVOURITE SETTING's scaling, RAPE WESTEROS?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing WoD fucking my fantasy series, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATISING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL monitor to post in powescaling threads?!?! And you KILLED XEELEE OFFSCREEN???!!! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA OUTERVERSAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I BECOME THE GREATEST SCHIZO!!!
>>153261009>I'm a WoDfag that brought up Game of Thrones in proximity to a lose example of a situation where I'd shitpost a suggsverse versus another suggsverse and now he thinks I'm a conglomerate of like 7 posters who shit on Touhou, even though I don't really shit on Touhou specifically.>Touhouschizo has apparently had a meltdown over Game of Thrones...because of a World of Darknessfag making fun of his verse and this is his way of getting back at himlol
>>153260906Poor Deku, crying after accidentally killing Kratos with 1 punch
*squeak* *squeak*
I could definitely beat World of Darkness, Xeelee, and Xianxia with my uhhhhhhh...but give me Game of Thrones and only Game of Thrones. For no particular reason of course haha I just really need to face off against GoT exactly.
Getting RAPED and GAPED? All a part of my plan and you fell for it.
>>153261068Maybe a bit funny but not that much
>>153261029Maybe WoT, but you just know they'd use footage from the GARBAGE TV show
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149182200/#149183365Seems like what triggered the Touhouschizo's vendetta against a bunch of random novels is a lot funnier
Are people really memory holing the time the GOT schizo tried to start shit with like the 2 lotr fags, and shilling his bootleg aragorn
Look at this. Pomni is ADORABLE!
The concept of Touhou's big rival on these threads being Game Of Thrones is fucking hilarious
>no you don't understand, there's this GoTschizo that's also an Xianxiafag and also a WorldofDarknessfag and also an Xeeleefag but also he hates Xianxia and LOTR and actually he's behind all posts making fun of Touhou...Definitely normal and not completely deranged schizophrenic post
>>153261217It's just a guy spamming these posts and acting like it's a big scandal, normal people don't care about his hatebonerIt's not that they are memoryholing it it's that no one cares
>>153261048Why don't you post Asura destroying a star (accurate size) instead?
Bring me World of Dar-wait no I lose that, uh bring me Xeel-nope lose that too, uhhh Xianx-FUCK, uh just bring me Game of Thrones okay?
>>153261259That’s me, I’m just mad that Reimu beats Jaime Lannister
Actually the smallest active stars that we know of are roughly around the size of Jupiter and Saturn, they of course have way more mass but it is condensed.So even with Size-Queen-Fagging Asura is still destroying realistically sized stars
If we're gonna go on about accurately sized celestial bodies all of fiction is sub island level
>>153261268>a starSo you admit it was a star? Thanks, that’s all I needed, shitposter-kun. Now here’s Asura TANKING suns.>inb4 he cries it doesn’t countYou already said those were stars ;)
>>153261321You’re not supposed to point that out…
>>153261328Yes they are stars, Pajeet stars
Keep dancing my jester I'm sure everyone is laughing with you
>>153261317If that anon wants to classify stars by size like he’s doing, he’s saying goodbye to every red dwarf in the universe because they apparently don’t count by his standards or I guess are just fireballs. I guess Chakravartin came up with tossing fireballs for some weird reason alongside his planets even though he already had his own version of energy projectiles.
>>153261348Oh... that still soloes my verse...
>>153261348>Asura is bigger than the moon>Asura the Destructor is bigger than starsHoly FVARK, GODsura size upscaling.
>>153261393Composite fiction...
I think there is a big misunderstanding, neither touhou or GOT fags (singular) were interacting much until people got the threads relationships all mixed up, and now they are enemies, fucking hell, the first post containing both of them is literally just a /dbs/ styled shitpost about touhou being the strongest in fiction (in the wall level department).
>>153261393Kratos… your verse isn’t even continent level…
How fights should go according to the powerscaling community>First combatant merely blinks an eyelid and the entire complex multiversal setting is instantly annihilated hundreds of times over>Second combatant however had rushed them at one gazillion billion decillion times the speed of life and attacked them trillions of years ago in the past due to relativistic speed scaling>First combatant has complex hax resistance however and reorients their metaphysical concept in the outerversal layer by tearing themself out of the comic book page and sexually assaulting the author of the story in a graphic rape scene
>>153261455Correct.
>>153261421nah i don't have anything against game of thrones, i just like to bring it up because it makes that guy angry as shit. it's obviously a ridiculous matchup lol
>>153261241I think it's even funnier that the reason for this rivalry is a single schizo got triggered by one dude and he picked the only verse that that one dude liked that didn't autogape his.Like at least Sonicfags claim they gape all of fiction or whatever, guy's begging for you to accept he can at least beat a literal street tier verse
>>153261455Finally, a good FUCKING fight scene...
>>153261421To be fair, none of this makes the Touhouschizo and his vendetta against...Game of Thrones of all things look better which is what prompted the discussion
>>153261455Yes.
>>153261509GOT fag literally did the same shit half a year ago. With poopydick and his scat fantasies, god this is so retarded, I hate avatarfags and their variants
>Kingtos posts>Kingtos threads>Kingtos franchise >Kingtos website
>>153261455How did you leak the plot of my next fanfic??
>>153261529I literally do not recall a single post about GoT in /dbg/, I just searched up "Touhou Game of Thrones" on desuarchive and found a schizo making 8 posts about how "everyone that makes fun of me is just a mad Game of Thrones fag" over the course of a year. I'm sure GoTfag is unpleasant but the Touhouschizo is fucking mental
Pikachu? Blanka's meal.
>>153261478i understand that this is some tremendous gotcha in your mind since you've spent a good part of this thread trying to drive it home but nobody seems to care, maybe go back to shitposting about sonic and gandalf?
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149637219/#149644480>decide to go further into archivediving>Touhouschizos used to literally just be our modern equivalent to Sonicfags and GoT their equivalent to MHAel oh el
I just got here, who won this thread?
>>153261612That was SO disrespectful and insulting to the countless Pokemon fans, we GREW UP with that hecking cute critter and he was a childhood icon!! DEATHS HAVE TO BE RESPECTFUL IN DEATH BATTLE OR ELSE!!!
>>153261601EIGHT FUARKING POSTS??? SOMEBODY CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD
>>153261601Dementia bros...Here he is starting shit, like look, both are clowns, but there is no need to deminish the faults of one to own the otherhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149637219/#q149644496
>>153261616>Touhouschizo is so laserfocused over sticking it to his GoTfag boogeyman he forgot the original discussion was about Kratos vs Asura (no one even mentioned Gandalf this thread) and about "muh star sizes"wew
>>153261649ok? then go back to talk about that? you can do things without seeking my attention right? lmao
>>153261648You can literally see a Reimufag harping on about how they RAPE and GAPE Sonic a few posts above
>trooncasingBrah is sizzling, thanks for your breakdown, I would have never known we had such a hilarious lolcow otherwise.
>>153261667You think a touhou fag would know what bootleg aragorn is, or how he acts?
HOW COULD THE TOUHOUMONSTER DERAIL THE CONVERSATION FROM STAR SIZES?? DOES HIS CRUELTY KNOW NO BOUNDS?!?
This argument between tohoes and game of swords, or whatever their name were, was so wall level my power levelz dropped from suggsverse+ to city block (high balled), you fags are going to see my lawyers for this.
>>153261689It looks to me like some guy attentionwhoring his verse, some other guy claiming a random street tier rapes and gapes it and then the first guy having a breakdown over it for some reason.So you know, like how Sonicfags beef with MHAfags, only even significantly sadder.
I seriously hope you faggots don't bring this gay drama in the next thread
>>153261630Sonic
>>153261624Touhou already had it's trial by fire before that.Every single verse that regularly gets posted here eventually has to fight off the whole thread by themselves to prove their worthiness
I will bring only STRAIGHT drama to the next thread
>>153261722You know it's gonna have the Sonicfag right
>>153261637best oneyplays as of late?
Is Kratos a NaruSaku or a NaruHina kind of guy?
I can't even beat lowballed Loretos...
...
>>153261766It's okay Asura, one day you will be able to destroy a real star...
>>153261455>Second combatant was actually the author the entire time so they use innfinite cardinal R>F transcendence to counter the rape attempt, then counter-rape the character back into the comic and gives them a full cuck ending that's so canon it kills the emerging fanbase
>>153261766Touhoubro...at least you can beat uh Game of Thrones.
>>153261769Sonic RAPES and GAPES this random bitch and her entire verse.
>>1532618002hu unironically gapes Sonic and his entire verse
Jared Leto solos these threads.
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEJANNUUUUUU
>>153261800looks like he's trapped in an infinite loop of getting his ass busted open though
https://youtu.be/bBde0Kz-Bcc?si=rPuWvL2NazvFd0fr "I applaud you, Blue Rat, you still couldn't even touch me however. I've gone up against Hecatia, Matara Okina, and other BOUNDLESS threats.">The entire cast of Sonic look on in shock as GODmu goes into Musou Tensei, the verse it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS QUEEN."Let me show you why spell card rules exist">GODDESSKUREI DIVINEMAGESTICMU's gohei begins to glow with a FRACTION of her spiritual might."Unluckily for you, I don't particularly mind needless killing.">With that, GODmu charges forward with Infinite speed and shoots Sonic, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...>The entire Sonicverse is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing>But Sonic remains>GODmu floats in space as she looks at the blue rat"I just remembered you are Kasen's victim, I wouldn't hear the end of it if you die now by my hand.">With all his friends and family obliterated, Sonic kneels in despair, while Reimu Walks away>She stops to look behind her, the image of Sonic breaking down in tears makes her chuckle a bit"Sayonara, Blue Rat."
>Sonic vs Touhou vs Kratos vs Game of Thrones vs MHAThey having a weak-off battle royale
>>153261859Kratos singlehandedly sweeps everyone on this list until Mina comes in with her acid (of which Kratos has no immunity)
Brutal cases of jester-on-jester violence in this thread...
>>153261859AHHHHHHHHHH! MY VERSE IS BEING SOLOED AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE FROM THE CLASHING OF ALL THESE BEASTS!
>>153261789>>153261455Kino...Pure...Kino...
There’s shit in his feed KEK
>Touhou >Game of Thrones >My Hero Academia>Asura's WrathThe indisputed MASTERS of these halls.
>>153261892Buildings...Small rocks...The walls...
Look at the little cucky jesters dancing and fighting for our amusement!
>>153261859>>153261873No poison resistance?
>>153261892>>153261959pouring one out for my homie Mostly-Melted Inanimate Snowman, he never stood a chance...
>>153261951... and there's Sonic, the MASTER of the MASTERS.
>>153261982ACK!!
God I just want to bury my face in between a nice, fat, pair of a girls ass cheeks
>>153261984Frosty will hear of this, and they will PAY
>>153261985No there isn't, I already listed all the masters, why are you pretending to complete my sentence that's weird
>>153261873b-b-but...VS wiki said Kratos HAD acid immunity...b-because of the poison that did damage to him...!!
Yeah, I think we're just about done here...
>>153262031haha what else, maybe immunity to age manipulation because of the amulet that ages him to death if it touches him?
>>153261996>girlsCringe
>>153261996I love women.
>>153261859They decimated my fucking lawn...
>>153261996same but not nearly as long or often as with the titties, I need to be smothered to sleep by fat suckable nips
>>153261859J-Jaime Lannister?! We gotta get out of here! He killed ARAGORN by WoG!!
>>153261892All of fiction's laundry...
>>153262109ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEEEEEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
we love shit endings here
>>153262187Who wins, universe level Aragorn or universe level Wolverine
>>153262187>>153262225I don't believe in universe destroying Aragorn or universe destroying Wolverine...
>>153262092Crazy Dave...
>Doubting Vs TRUTHkiLeave. FAST.
The winner? Sonic the Hedgehog!
>GODBWStay.
>>153262385You cannot prove this wrong without appealing to emotion, sounding mad or sounding EFL
>>153262385>Not High Outerverse Level +You have mountains yet to climb...
I want to kiss and spoil a girl and make her happy bros :)
>>153262385>or sounding EFLlollmao
What did I just say
I TOLD YOU... NOT TO TOUCH IT!
>>153262410How the fuck did Gandalf get that high?
Baker... Where is my new bread... THIS ONE IS STALE AND INFECTED WITH MOLD!!!
Say it.
>>153262547I...I like My Hero Academia.
>>153262547Kratos is multiversal
>>153262547Sonic won
Don’t hold out on me, say it.
>>153262547CHICKEN JOCKY
NIGGER MONDAY
>>153262539When you get to high enough powerscaling levels, you start to approach classical theology. LotR's "cosmology" is just God and the angels and stuff.
>>153262539A. It is funnyB. Like another anon said, the more you get into suggsverse side of powerscaling, paradoxically, the more you start relying on classical cosmology based philosophy, so a heavily pagan + christian series like LOTR is would weirdly enough, get buffed hardcoreC. It is funny
>>153262621>>153262659This is also why Aslan is 1-A, btw
>>153262547>>153262560Same.
>>153262621>>153262659it makes sense, God is beyond all of us so a fictional version of him that's accurate should be above every fictional character
>>153262713IIRC, Eru Iluvatar is supposed to be the actual God of Christianity, too. Not an allegory for him. Same for Aslan being literally Jesus.
Vishnu > abrahamic god
Kratos won this thread.
>>153262838YupSonic too
Lord of the Rings CONQUERED you.
>>153262849Sonic is pointless, he isn't even useful as a cock sock for Kratos
>>153262867Post Gandalf destroying a planet
>>153262832Doesn't Indian cosmology have suns be smaller than moons?
>>153262713>>153262727Jack? Jack steals GOD's power and then makes him watch the universe forever from a cuck box.
>>153262901yes, these subhumans are truly moronic
I wonder how many targets got this far
>>153262917post kratos destroying anything even close to that size
