Write an episode that gets the show cancelled
Cartman was right about the Jews since the island news broke out.Meanwhile Randy gets stabbed by a Muslim and copes about how race had nothing to do with it.
Stan has sex with Nichole onscreen while calling her a stupid monkey slut.
Just triple whammy of anti semitism, anti troon, and anti immigration played unironically
>>153257210The boys get into a disagreement about Israel where Kyle is in the wrong for being a Zionist and Cartman is in the right.
An episode that's ackshually good
>>153257255They have to be ironic, you fucking dingaling.
>>153257246Perfect!>>153257234>>153257255>>153257274The old Matt and Trey would've done this
>>153257210Tweek and Craig don’t like each other romantically anymore and break up. Yeah, that’ll kill off the show.
>>153257344We can do way better
>>153257210they do a normal episode about a flavor of the week controversy, but feature Asmongold in it in a neutral light
>>153257437Redditors will call them fence-sitting again. Good
It's simple. Permanently kill off Cartman and Randy in an episode, then just refuse to budge on it.
>>153258013Won't people see them as ballsy for sticking to it?
>>153258019Being ballsy doesn't matter if your show is suddenly unprofitable.
>>153257344Their breakup causes mass unrest to occur, and Dr. Mephisto creates a time machine made out of a porta-potty and powered by monkey asses for the boys to go back in time to resolve the situation.Unfortunately, after many twists and turns, they wind up back in the dinosaur days and Cartman's fart is what instantly kills off the wildlife. They get back in the machine to get home on the verge of disaster, to find that not only are Creek a couple again but everyone in town is getting into gay or poly orgies and the vegetation resembles asses and crotch.
>>153257210The Muhammad ep but uncensored
Live webcam feed of Matt & Trey wearing exit bags and turning on the helium
>>153258036They still have Butters
>>15325721030 minutes of them, shitting on 4chan then saying that's the last episode ever
>>153257210Rainforest episode but with Palestine>Kids go on a humanitarian school trip to Gaza.>Held hostage by Hamas>Rescued by Netanyahu himself>Kyle makes a speech about how we should mind our own business instead of putting our noses in foreign events we don't understand.
obama and biden appear and make even worse shit than trump.
Stan kisses another girl.
>>153257309NoSouth Park was always Neolib shit masquerading as AnCap.Rewatch old episodes without a teenager sight, you'll notice the only ones they went after were those who questioned the established order.
60 minutes of Stan getting a train run on him by Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Wendy with a strap-on, Bebe with a strap-on, Heidi with a strap-on, Token, Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Jimmy, Timmy, the mormon kid, Damien, Trump and JD in a tag-team, and finally Randy.
>>153258573What about the smoking ep?
Kyle becomes a zionist, goes back in time and murders Muhammed.
>>153258807Smoking was widespread and accepted, therefore wanting to restrict smoking was going against the status quo.Once anti-smoking laws became the norm they never defended smoking again.Remember how they acted during COVID. Have you seen them standing against lockdowns and green pass in defense of their supposed Ancap values? Me neither, because these mesures were the new state-enforced status quo.
>>153258454Perfect!
>>153258634The Aristocrats!
>>153257274kyle wouldn't be a zionist, it doesn't fit his established personality or beliefs at all.
>>153258573>>153258935south park was never "ancap" and never pretended to be ancap, you bootlicking troglodytic subhuman.all anarchists are retarded, but anarcho capitalists are maliciously retarded and should all be killed along with the elites they worship
>>153257234>Cartman manages to get unredacted epstein files>decides to read some of them during morning announcements to fuck with Kyle>as he is getting halfway through first doc he breaks down and just says “what the actual fuck?!”>calls butters to read it>butters has the same reaction >he continues and the entire school hears all the fucked pedo and jewish supremacy shit along with all the manipulation being done>class is just silent>whole school is silent>PC principal who was slamming on the door trying to break it down just stands there dumbfounded>Cartman stops after a few docs>goes back to class>sits at desk>kyle tries to give him shit>stan just tells him to shut the fuck up>before he can retort intercom comes on and PC principal tells everyone to go home >they all just leave in silence>kyle tries to talk to stan and kenny but they just keep walking>he then goes to scream at cartman for causing this and he just looks through him>before saying “I was right Kyle, but now I really wish I wasn’t” before walking off
>>153259488He hates Israel, tho
The slaughtering of the Daywalker Ginger Cow rings in the Apocalypse, God and Satan pass judgement on the World, all contemporary worldly figures in the US Administration, escalating to World Leaders on "And you all think YOU'RE so much better" railing on the EU, everyone including new North Korean successor daughter get absolutely roasted and thrown into hell in the final judgement, the episode is yanked on missile threat.
>>153259528Trey and Parker openly defined themselves as "Libertarians", even though their actions proved otherwise.
>>153259849
>>153259909libertarianism is not anarcho-capitalism. libertarianism isn't even necessarily capitalist, left-libertarianism is a thing.
>>153260061Were COVID lockdowns and social control compatible with Libertarianism according to you ?
So which one of these is the best option
>>153257210Scathing critical review of epstein, vaxxx, and climate change.
>>153260061Left-Libertarianism is like Anarcho-Communism: It can't exist without coercion."Anarcho"-Communists in Spain had prisons and labor camps for anyone who disagreed.Left-"Libertarians" leave you the freedom to chose what to masturbate to and maybe smoke some weed but regulate and restrict everything else.
>>153260684They shilled the vaccined and Mambearpig is real now
an episode entirely about wendy getting fucked multiple times
>>153257210Satan’s baby should have been Charlie Kirk but they don’t have it in them to be that mean spirited anymore
>>153261210Perfect!
>>153261305It would be in extremely poor taste
>>153260061>left-libertarianism is a thingThis is an oxymoron. Left Libertarianism translates to Collective Freedom. You can't argue against this because the minute you start describing what the leftwing portion is, the libertarian arguments collapse.
Upskirts of the girls
>>153261210It's actually a special about all the south park girls getting fucked and pregnant. No jokes, just fucking.
>>153262265Are there other fetishes in that?
>>153257210Positive Trump episode.
>>153257210they make fun of muhammad for real this time and the studio gets blow up the very next day thus cancelling the show
Cartman and Butters go undercover as child sex slaves to get evidence on the jews being evil, so he can rub it in Kyles face. They find out Epstein is still alive, and is in Israel. Jews are seen fucking newborn babies.the moment they emerge out of the wombs of their victims, around a statue of Baal. Trump and Epstein are both double teaming a pregnant 13 year old girl, with Bill Clinton shoving the Israeli flag up her ass and out her mouth. Nyetenyahu threatens to nuke everyone if this is in the Epstein List and that the jew guilt must continue for another 3000 years.
>>153257210At this rate, if we're being honest, the only thing that would cancel them is underage pregnancy, and that's still not even a guarantee since it could be written off due to their reputation
>>153262397Yeah, Jimmy Fallon never recovered...
>>153262422Amazing how randos on 4chan can writr better South Park eps
>>153257210>Write an early South Park episode
>>153262490How would that cancel them
Have them make an agreement that they'll only make more episodes if Amezda Richards gets a job. There you go, it's cancelled for good.
>>153262800Amezda anon left a few weeks ago, you haven't heard?
>>153257234>>153259685>>153259488>>153258342>>153258634More Butters brap-rape!
>>153262899Are you fucking braindead?! Stop!!!
>>153257246This.>>153257300They would need to have non-normietron takes.
>>153262978Or just a normal episode. No politcs, just fun
>>153262885Ok, so then you getting a job
>>153260198I haven't seen any episodes since the pandemic special. Did they make any further commentary on that whole debacle? Because that episode definitely wasn't pro-lockdown
Just 22 straight minutes of Muhammad standing still
>>153263286This
>>153263286I always wonder what they'd do if the entire rest of the world just decided to portray him.
>>153262265Just have everyone else in the town get pregnant alongside them at that point
>>153257210kyle and stan finally kiss
>>153263397Tame
Last decent american cartoon
>>153257210I make an episode that's like the first three seasons.No Randy or Butters wank. The kids act like kids. Cartman is bratty and obnoxious, but not outrageously evil. The episode doesn't take itself seriously, no allegory of any kind, no politics, no Oscarbait. ... Matt and Trey freak out and cancel the show out of shame. They cope by sniffing each other's farts while using their academy awards as butt plugs while they cry.
>>153257210Stan poops hisself for 5 minutes uninterrupted
>>153257210Stan, Kyle and Kenny gangbang Ms Cartman while Eric masturbates. Make it explicitly stating the boys (sans Kenny) are losing their virginity to hammer the boys will be boys theme
>>153259685kino
>>153259685That's... excellent
>>153265483Noice
An episode where they meet the dancing Israelis without actually saying in the episode or having the kids realise it's them. The kids find them very amiable as they follow them round and hang out with them while they plant thermite explosives in random buildings, talk depressed lonely teenage boys into "taking out their anger on the world" and handing them AR-15s, convince Australians to go to New Zealand and use AR-15s to "save the white race," and go to Fort Detrick to acquire a new version of the weaponised coronavirus to spread around and blame the Chinese for.The episode ends with them parting ways and wondering why a dance troupe from Israel had such varied hobbies.
>>153266461Nah, name 'em
Matt and Trey huff their own farts too much and over doze, in their brain rotted state of being they believe themselves to be the most elevated forms of humanity. The new episode is just them attacking everyone and everything, naming names and outing celebrities, politicians and prominent people from every industry have ever met. Every culture, every ethnicity, every belief and school of thought gets literally raped in front of the TV audience in the most hate filled, vile and literal way possible. Matt and Trey then get canceled and their show taken off the air for alleged sexual misconduct with an young intern.
>>153266968So like 200-201 but worse?
>>153257234Muslim isn't a race. I knew a white girl who is Muslim (baffling but whatever).
>>153257344Mr Garrison already de-transitioned, Tweek and Craig breaking up wouldn't do shit.>>153257210The school gets shot up after Cartman gets himself some new headphones and really dark sunglasses. He, miraculously, avoids seeing any dead bodies, hearing any bullets, and misses absolutely everything that happens. He then takes to the news as a South Park Elementary """Shooting""" Survivor and says that there was no school shooting and that the media is lying, and gets his own Infowars-style news show. Meanwhile as the B-plot, tax fraud is being committed in South Park by selling homes for a dollar on paper.
>>153266987>knew a white girl who is MuslimShe's cosplaying bruh
Wendy decides to take the FtM pill (again), and fights for the right to wear only swim trunks on a school trip to a water park to make a point against sexualization of young children and double standards being applied to transpeople, and repeatedly goes shirtless throughout the episode. Problem is, nobody actually cares about how she dresses while in Wendyl mode."I guess I'll just go back to being Wendy again.">Silence for a moment and black bars suddenly appear over Wendy's chest"WHAT THE FUC-"*credits*Tell me this wouldn't start riots.
>>153267036How would that get them cancelled?
>>153267132Ok, not a bad ep
>>153267171People are still sensitive about Sandy Hook and it would also upset the magats for making fun of Alex Jones.
>>153257210Legally actionable infringement of someone else's IP rights.Too easy.
>>153267204Is that really a big deal?
>>153263286They got away with it before 9/11
>>153257210You’d figure they’d think about wrapping up soon, Matt and Trey both starting to push 60
>>153257210Every single character begging on their knees to please cancel the show, or their heads are blown off. Soon, everyone by the end of the episode is a bloody corpse thanks to Matt and Trey on a wild killing spree. If Paramount orders new episodes, the episodes from now on are just shots of the corpses with zero dialogue until Paramount gets the hint
>>153267478Nope! It's gonna go on til they die
>>153267530That... seems tragic
>>153259488Kyle is anti zionist, his parents drank the Koolaid and Cartman is having a blast using it to justify all of his antisemitism despite hating the brown people that Israel keeps bombing.
>>153267408Well, 9/11 happened, so...
>>153263286it should be just a stick figure they say is Muhammad, that's all you need
>>153267408Probably one of the most respectful depictions of Muhammad the Liar in western media too.
>>153268019Yeah, they didn't even insult him
>>153257210Cartman get iPad
>>153268732Already happened, retard
>>153257210Its just one long series of increasingly filthy ecchi moments with all the girls that eventually escalates to a full blown orgy at the school.
>>153269427Wanna see her ass
>>153257210they tell people to vote for trump
Al Gore rapes Cartman
>>153269686
>>153257210When they mock Netanyahou
>>153269756Damn!
>>153269957Didn't they already do that?
>>153267132she should take testosterone and grow a big juicy clit
Love in Israel>Episode begins with Kyle announcing that he needs to go back to the Holy Land in order to participate in some coming of age ceremony>Mr Garrison wants to go along and decides to make it a field trip >Kyle is uneasy about Cartman coming along due to what he has previously said about Jewish people in the past but Cartman is surprisingly chill about the whole ordeal. Kyle is suspicious of him and keeps a watchful eye on him.>In the meantime, Kenny falls in love with a Palestinian girl who has snuck over into Israel to buy meds for her family. The pair bond with both being poor, cue a cute montage of their budding romance happening.>During the ceremony Kyle has an out of body experience where his consciousness experiences the birth of the universe, the begining of life, this entitles him to all understanding of the universe, etc. The scene is very similar to Shinji's breakdown during End of Evangelion. Lots of passages from holy books including the Quran are flying across the screen>Kyle leaves the ceremony and much to the surprise of everyone Israel and Palestine have started flinging rockets of each other>This is a two parter with part one ending with everyone packing and scrambling for the shelters meanwhile Cartman phones a mysterious person on the phone saying he's got what he wants but it'll cost him The B plot is of Randy doing predator stings trying to grow his YouTube channel
>>153271456i like where this is going
>>153271456This is actually a great idea! Hopefully, the Palestinian girl doesn't die.Though they'd most likely use Trump instead of Randy
>>153271005And a bigger ass
>>153257210when cartman gets tasked with backing 6 million cookies in just 3 years he realizes that something does not add up
>>153273186Is this some Jewish thing?
What would an episode making fun of GLITCH be like?
>>153273437I doubt Trey and Matt would even know about them
>>153273186"According to the recipe that came with my oven, it takes fifteen minutes to preheat, you follow?""... -fifteen- minutes?""It also takes ten minutes to bake a cookie, right?""Well, yes?""So how do I cook six million cookies? That would take three hundred and forty years!""Cartman, question. Are you baking them one at a time?""Yeah, in my easy-bake oven.""... ... ... CARTMAN YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED!"
>>153257210Butters gets brutally sodomized on screen for 10 minutes by his dad.
>>153273693That wouldn't do it.
Everyone admitting that Mel Gibson wasn't crazy, and was right about everything. Incestuous Jew pedophiles run a huge chunk of society, they give special privileges to the Muslims because they think Islam is the key to destroying Christianity, and Hollywood is little more than a propaganda machine for gay communists who serve the globo-homos.
>>153274494Perfect
how come they never fucking parodied RFKhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/16/rfk-jr-road-kill-raccoon-new-book
>>153273497their kids will,
Stan says "Donald Trump is OK"
>>153275171Ok, doesn't mean they will parody it
>>153275221Would be taken as satire on people who say that
>>153276153they will def after TADC wins a oscar lmao.
>>153276632Oh god, will they seethe about it?
They should make an episode about trump
>>153273847Im talking fully fleshed graphic rape
>>153277129Eh...
>>153276632>>153276689TADC is quite literally, unironically a flawless masterpiece of a show and the most popular animated series of all time, ofc they’ll seethe. South Park has always been shit. Hence why I like mentioning TADC in threads about other slop 90s made shows so they know how superior it is, same for comics. The only thing South Park is right about is Israel being an evil country and America being just as evil and fucked up, as well as wokeism not truly being a thing. (I’m in Canada. I’m glad.)I won’t stop until TADC takes over the whole board. It’s funny af we can be smug to shit park
>>153257210>>153259488Cartman spends the whole episode trying to prove the Kyle is a zionist only to find that Israel is behind all the pro-palenstine propaganda in order to ferment neo-nazi/commie and jumpstart the "revolution" which is believed by the jews and christcucks to be their 'holy war'. Cherry on top: Mickey Mouse is actually the austrian painter and is also pulling Israel's strings.
>>153277259TADC literally doesn't have a single cute boy in it at all, the only male character appears to be just some rabbit with a dumb looney tunes designsouth park is superior for that reason alone
>>153257210Scrotie Mcboogerballs: Animated Edition.
>>153277494Pedophiles go to hell
>>153277575TADC sucks lolthe aesthetic sucksthe concept sucksthe characters suckthe character DESIGNS suckits just some troon's weird fetish animated like a shitty low budget mid 2000s CGI cartoon
>>153277575I'd be all over kid Wendy and I'd also be the one to introduce her to cocaine.
>>153257210The boys trick PC Principal into saying "knickers", people start debating if he said the N-word or not, and now all characters say the N-word constantly though the entire episode.
>>153277686Absolutely based. She'd be a perfect cokewhore.And Bebe should smoke meth.
>>153274494>because they think Islam is the key to destroying Christianitychristians are the biggest golems on earth though
>>153266987Bosnian or Albanian?
Cartman rapes Ike in a fit of rage. Sheila catches him and is furious at Cartman, b-plot about her and Liane trying to settle it, with Liane not believing her at first. Gerald is furious because he didn't film it, and he and Cartman create a dark wep CP series of Cartman raping Ike. In the end, Kyle finds out and stabs Cartman to death.
>>153277446Noice
>>153279219Yeah, seems likely
I dont think theres anything that could cancel this show other than maybe Matt and Trey dying or being imprisoned as enemies of the state for making fun of Trump.
>>153273538>cartman gives up and only ends up backing like 300.000 boxes of cookies>his lies gets uncovered when people realize that the cookie boxes bar code only go up to 6 digits
>>153280401So them dying. Trump won't imprison them
>>153280437"You used the Home Ec room?""Yeah?""THE home ec room?""Yeah, we only have one.""CARTMAN YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT WE WERE MEANT TO GET OTHER SCHOOLS IN THE STATE TO WORK WITH US!""Hey! Don't call me fat you fucking Jew!"This would actually be a hilarious episode idea.
>>153280585Better than last season
