If you edged Goliath would he go "I'VE BEEN DENIED EVERYTHING... EVEN MY RELEASE!!!"?
If he said something like that, that'd make me edge him more. Edge him until sunrise, then I come back and edge him more. Keep him leaking until he demanded before he finally begs. Then I let him shoot me in the face.Hudson's there, too. Same treatment.
>>153264362Yeah, they're both hot.
WHAT KEKOLDRY IS *THIS*?
>>153264849I did not know cuk had a filter.
WHAT C U C KOLDRY IS THIS?
>>153264362they are the dual ends of "muscle daddy"
>>153264332heh, I suppose so!
>>153264332What's his wingspan?
>>153264332>jerking off goliath with the intent to stop before he cums>you spend almost an hour using both hands to jerk his shaft>you hear his deep moans and his muscles ripple with each grunt>you decide to not stop and keep going until he cums and yells out>JALAPENO!
>>153264332No, his mouth would be preoccupied.
What if you edge him and the other Gargoyles while they're stone?
>>153267547Elisa gets stuck sometimes.
>>153268150Can't imagine how what that must feel like.
>>153269025depends on how rough the stone is
>>153266768Kek but also kinda hot
>>153269044They're probably just as smooth as when they're moving about
Nah imagine the size of the load and how dramatically he'd shoot it everywhere.>>153266697it's Goliath.
>>153266768That was honestly the worst attempt at a catchphrase they ever did... the low point of a fantastic show.
>>153267547I'm pretty sure that's just called polishing.
>>153264332>slams himself back in without giving you a choice
>>153272446Polishing... I ought to get the best oil I can find then.I was thinking that they definitely feel it. Nothing really happens since they're made of stone, but that tension rises up in their heads. Who knows how much of that polishing goes towards a climax.
>>153274586Stone sleep? More like 'fountain leak'.
This is a weird connection, but I always thought about polishing those Crater Critters' rods with a sander, like a circular sander. They'd be polished and they'd "leak," like >>153274663 mentions. adding more lubrication. I wonder if it would be immense pleasure or torture for the Gargoyles, like overstimulation, but they can't do anything or even react.
>>153276239We know from Hudson that gargoyles dream when they sleep, so on some magic level their nerves are still active. I think they'd feel it, both pleasureful and torturing. However you're going to have to cement back on all the size you sand off.
>>153276485I wouldn't actually use sandpaper, but a buffer like pic. Get every bit of their... staffs, especially the... end nice and shiny.
>>153264332Nah. Pretty sure they spontaneously cum every time they shed the stone skin.
>>153277187they'd either wake up and cum so hard it takes them out for a while or you get rated violently by all 5 of them when they wake up.
>>153276239Erotic old man....
Finally a based /co/ thread about men instead of childrenI love Goliath so much it pains me he isnt real
>>153278028>"Guess I'll have'ta teach you yer' place in this clan, lad."
>"And show them, Lex, how big I am when I'm hard!"
>>153266697Do you speak Spanish? There's some real double entendre with that question there
>>153278149Polishing his nips too
>>153276239ZADDY...
Apparently, they were made to drain as much as possible...
>>153264362based
Can't forget Broadway!
I love how all the gargoyles homos lust after every gargoyle... except for Lexington. lol
>>153281951So what?
>>153281974Lexington is supposed to be the gay one, but he's the least popular among gay gargoyles fans.
>>153281951I must be the only one that finds Goliath the least attractive
>>153281908Good old NECA, even more fragile than the Gargoyles are in stone form.
>>153282029Lexington has tons of good gay art. The best Goliath r34 is straight where Elisa or Demona is the focus of the image.
>>153276239>>153278149My place is under his belly.>>153281835Gargoyles canonically bust like broken hydrants confirmed.
>>153281951All the gargoyles are loved, some are just more popular. Lexington's more popular with girls, but he's still popular with gays.
What if these Gargoyles met the Hunchback of Notre Dame gargoyles?
>>153286593I think they'd have gay sex.
>>153287935Riveting post.
>>153286593I thought those were Quasimodo's imagination? The Manhattan Gargoyles would probably be horrified at the Notre Dame ones missing their lower halves.
>>153290309Lex was cuter in show
>>153279957¿Cuál es su en-VERGA-DURA?
>>153281908Kickstarted my love for fat retards
