https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWqTLziSckHunter: The Parenting | SECRET HUNTERS - Hunt for a Haunted Video Game
>>153267615I was just thinking in rewatch the entire series. Lets fucking gooo!!!
>>153267615Hopefully Boy learned his lesson from last time.
>>153267615Sweet
>it's just another videogame oneDisappointing. I was hoping for actual stuff.
>>153267615I'm still of the theory that these are being made by markus and kitten to get in contact with hunter.org
>>153268619What is hunter.org?
BUY AN ADUYANAD
>>153268636Pretty much what it sounds like, private website for hunters to commune and share info. Like how the vamps have SchreckNet
>>153267634This time, he'll use a shotgun.
>>153268619>>153268636>>153268659You would expect a more discreet name for a hunter website
>>153268811No one claimed hunters were smart
>>153268811>>153269412>First thing they've done is mention they're hunters like 6 times, with just barely enough censoring that you still can tell.One brain cell and they're sharing it.
>wireless mouse with side buttonswere those popular in the early 00s?I only remember those with wires and having one with a laser and not a ball was something.
Does this hit the same as Emperor's did? I missed out on it because I figured it was some joke parody with not!Dorn etc. I like World of Darkness plenty though, does it handle that stuff well?
>>153269763It handles the stuff even better with world of darkness because they have more freedom and more fanficy parts that TTS had don't bring down the story as it's plausible to happen in the world
>>153269763the first episode is kinda weak but it gets better with every next episode and audiodrama
>>153269763I also had the same first impression as you, even more because I didn't know anything about World of Darkness, and I put it off until the audiolog where D gets interrogated (I don't remember why I watched that one in particular, but it impressed me so much I started to watch from the beginning). But, really, it actually pays off better than TTS ever did, because they have a lot more creative freedom to make a narrative from the ground up and they obviously have the benefit of experience now.It is still self-parody with not!Emprah, not!Kitten, not!Magnus, not!Dorn, etc. But they actually turned out to be their own characters that borrow the character traits of their inspirations but applied completely different.
>>153269763It's better. The first episode is a bit weak but after that it's pretty consistently great.
>>153267615>empty out room to avoid shit breaking>add a slight echo to the voiceoverdamn, call me easily pleased but it's a really nice touch
>>153269763characters range from good to great, lots of references to WoD lore, but prepare for some heavy handed exposition in some of the side episodes because most of the characters don't actually know shit, aside from D.Kevin and D interacting especially are just so goddamn fun
>>153269763I honestly think they surpassed TTS, they got a lot more money and invested a ton of it into production.
>>153269833>>153269841>>153269950>>153269981>>153270195You sold me, I'll get to it tonight after I get back from work. Cheers, anons
>>153269763The audiologs are their way of explaining WoD to newcomers, which is what fans wanted so they're making more of them.But the actual episodes are also good. There's a noticeable uptick in quality with each one, and I think it's as much to do with the budget as it is this is a team of ex-/tg/ nerds that want to make something cool(they keep wanting to make new stuff, but when they shove it into the workload, everything else takes longer to complete)
>>153268811In old Hunter the site's firewall was a literal angel that made the site look like a generic prepper/innawoods type site to any visitor other than hunters. IDK if or how they justify it now the Messengers have been retconned.
>>153268697*shutgon
>>153267615 Look like Marcus was more prepared this time than the last time and actually did some research into this game.
>>153270709roflmao
What question do you want to ask the Secret Hunters?
>>153268604I think this is their way of leaning into the more esoteric side. This whole shtick is looking for haunted video games, so I think it is their way of looking into the Wraith side of WoD, at least through the lens of a hunter who has no clue what a haunted video game would be compared to a video game glitch.>>153270881Is Big Rigs:Over the Road Racing haunted?
>>153267615>New HtP on my birthdayHELL YEAH
>>153271052Happy Birthday
>Bronson Goes to California So Death Wish 2?
>>153271064Thank you
>>153270709he even played the game and git gutI always thought of him as fake who talks big at being good at games bet get trashed by adolescent slavshits
>>153271052happy birthday.
>>153271256Nah, I always knew he was the real deal, the way he mentioned Golden Eye was too much like someone who fucking breathes it and dreams about it, and Kitten did complain he couldn't put his DS down even while cooking.Oh god, the DS was from the 2000s?!
>literally nothing happens its just Marckus and Kitten fucking around while you can't see shitwe waited three months for this????
>>153271646Well, no, we're waiting three months (and more) for the bigger stuff, this is the aperitif.Also probably a way to get us sadder about Markus getting abducted and breaking the family dynamic.
>>153270432I'm sad at the state of /tg/. I left a decade ago and it's only gotten worse whenever I checked back. Feels like I see ex-anons in a sizable chunk of older internet personalities
>>153271681That's fair but also holy shit what is their production line lmao, i'm still waiting on norfolk wizard game, its been eight months.>>153271684/wodg/ is pretty good ngl, they hate v5 so life is dandy and candy.
>>153271646Long Bronson was worth it
>>153271684>/tg/ goes from best board to worst board over the past 15 yearsSad, but at least I still have secret/tg/
>>153271709NTA but I didn't mind the Onyx Path stuff. Ever since they jumped off that ship, I've looked away from White Wolf. Can't remember if they fucked up Werewolf and Hunter too
>>153271646No, it's on their patreon. We're waiting for everything and the rough order is>NWG Chapter 4 (Audio for this one is already out, and it's implied the team is shacking up in the same house Big D and his family were hiding while in America)>HtP 5.4 Audiolog> HtP ch. 6>Rads to Riches
>>153271836>>153271684>gats leaves Towergirls>spends all his time making porn comics before stopping those tooAt least we have those Pathfinder comics...
Post yfw they said that they were [FISHING] the [TROUT]
>>153269551Okay, but everyone enjoys FISHING their TROUT so can you really say it's that obvious?
>>153271052Happy birthday. Now remember to go to local HOBBYSHOPEN for all your birthday consumer needs.
>>153271865W5 is worse than you can possibly imagine and H5 is somehow even worse than that.
>>153271583>>153272114Thank you. And I have, actually. But for gunpla
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>>153267615>Blood coming from Markus' hand>But he didn't notice itAre we sure that wasn't just some reality fuckery orienting itself over a supernatural occurence? Was the game actually bleeding for a second because Markus willed it to bleed?
>>153269763They're pretty good. Animation is objectively far better by the end, voice acting is alright too though there's some audio errors that feel like they should have been correctable. They just repeat a voiceline twice during an important fight, as an especially memorable example though the voice actors are clearly trying which makes up the difference in my opinion. There's a few hiccups with ideology washing (ironically making them look worse) but if you don't care about that sort of thing it's fine. They're focused on the long hall so the plot is stringing together nicely.Most importantly of all, it's still funny. If you enjoyed TTS you'll probably like this too.
>>153271640I still have my Nintendo 3ds and 2ds and a bunch of games I never managed to finish or summon them I haven't even started yet on my to-do list.I am OP.
That was pretty good. Kinda sad there weren't any actual spooks but "Clifornia" made me laugh so I'm happy for now.
>>153271865Oh, they absolutely fucked up Werewolf beyond repair.
>>153271640>SpoilerYep. The PSP was released in 2004 too
I really don't gel with the gamer podcasts because I'm a zoomzoom and can't into what they're trying to do here I enjoy mage and the loredump audiologs.
>>153278319I like it because it reminds me of watching AVGN and Irate Gamer as a kid
>>153271934oh i didnt know the audio was out, I should probably wait till the full episode cuz I like the art ngl>>153271722true....
>>153274330It's possible it was a stigmata kind of thing but I think it's really just that Marckus ungabunga'd the old brittle plastic too hard
I love how when Marckus calls the producer or whatever and starts threatening him, the producer responds like it's nowhere near the first time this happens and has already been traumatized by constant threats on his life over Bronson goes to California.
>>153281202Being fair he also went to prison so there is another option too
>>153281202Kek
>>153271934>Audio for this one is already out,You should have said its out for everyone as in free on patreon anonchapter 4 for those that want it, its over 2 hours long. its been out since feb 28th too.patreon.com/posts/update-02-28-and-151862494
>>153285111>That explanation about the delays.Damn, we really are speedrunning the change to the Cyberpunk setting.
>>153285140just wait till Bezo's builds his massive space station choom. Threatening to drop rods from godand maybe airburstnooks to anyone that dare fucks with their SPEECE ancap utopia. If you thought cyberpunk 20XX was just some scifi garbage and not the future written by a timetraveler who altered things slightly so no one notices how a game from the 80's predicted all this.
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>>153285140>>153285384Cyberpunk was the sugar coating. I fully expect us to go full Syndicate. Corporations already exert power over governments(even in China, they're just real good at being quiet about it). I expect once they get to space and start making crazy profits, that mask will come off and we'll be living in a competetive corporatocracy
>>153285585>even in Chinalollmao evenYeah right its not like the CCP has never placed the richest Chinamen in skrt prison and no one knew where they were for months. As well as there companies suffering greatly.
>>153285657Yeah, he made the mistake of not being quiet and tried to go against the richest company in the country: The CCP.
>>153285585>Corporations already exert power over governmentsI find it insane how much Tesla pushed to change safety regulations in order to release their shit on wheels called Cybertruck
>>153286075Why change a product so the world accepts it when you can instead change the world so it accepts your product?
>>153286093The Wyrm is winning
Marckus continually yapping his mouth about being a monster hunter makes D's hesitance to tell him anything valid. Dude CANNOT shut the fuck up about his hunting. If a Cammie agent were nearby him at any point he'd be dooming his whole family.
>>153287411he's on a secure intranet network like tor he just has no idea how to get invited to the hunter site
>>153287411>Marckus during a podcast.Yeah so we're hu*FISHER* of the sup*TROUT* and we do a lot of hu*FISHING*. Anyway, let's hunt for some supernatural videogames.>Marckus at the pub.AND THEN ONE OF THE VAMPIRES FUCKING KICKED ME IN THE FACE 30 TIMES.Still betting my ass Matilda/the werewolves are gonna get sick and tired because he talks too much instead of it being difficult to make him talk.
>>153287478I mean even in real life he was blabbing his mouth about hunting vampires earlier. Imagine if another ghoul was at that pub when he was hanging with his friends, he'd be fucked
>>153287535It's actually extremely worrying to consider for a second that if Chapman hadn't met D like one day before, that could have ended with all the family getting ambushed and killed in their house.
>>153287555>And that is why I never tell him anything unless I have to! Can you imagine how many blankbodies would have come for us if he said the wrong thing?!
Why does he do it?
>>153287555Marckus genuinely has no idea how lucky he is as a hunter. Other hunters have made much less minor slip-ups and have gotten blood hunted for their indiscretion. I have to assume his luck is tied into his being an unawakened mage? That's the only thing that makes sense to me, honestly.
>>153269763They're pretty good, the main characters are based on their TTS counterparts but still have some differences to make them stand apart even if I am betting this will just loosely retell the Horus Heresy. The animation is obviously much better and their writing in general feels improved.My only real complaint is that every episode for a while now insists on having some kind of emotional drama key moment at the end. They're good on occasion, but having them so consistently and frequently makes them predictable and lose their punch. Having this new Secret Hunters be pure comedy is a breath of fresh air, and I'm hoping at least the audiologs try and be more strictly a mix of comedy, character writing, and autistic lore dumps. Emotional drama should be a sometimes thing, saved for special occasions.
>>153291078I agree, I was actually kind of disappointed with the Door and Boy go to O'tolley's audiolog because I was hoping for some fun shenanigans that resulted in the burning down of the place, and then it didn't have any comedy save at most how odd the dude was, which was obviously ultimately just terror.
>>153291563I mean it did have comedy like the green/red flags bit. But you're right I think it should have been more comedic throughout. Or rather, I don't think it should have repeated Door's agonizing over Boy's mental state if we're not gonna get a payoff yet.
>>153289576He has autism that's why
