>Wake up at 5am>Pray to the Christian God>Clean my room, do the dishes, wash my clothes (I don't have a butler yet)>Listen to the Bible while I jog in the woods for 30 minutes>Take a cold shower>Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats and 100 crunches>Do some yoga to cool down>Drink an egg, nuts, banana and protein powder smoothie>Practice my Japanese on Duolingo>Watch true crime documentaries>Practice some magic tricks from youtube>Eat fish with brown rice and green veggies>Read a science or history book and try to memorize what I read>Practice maths on Duolingo>Watch the news>Train my voice so that I can imitate any voice >Do some puzzles to enhance my mental skills>Eat homemade soup and a salad>Pray to the Christian God>Sleep 8 hoursI'm doing all this to become a crimefighter and get a Wonder Woman girlfriendWish me luck
>>153268340wonder loli uohhhh
>>153268340dont forget to do some tantric tibetan stuff
>30 minute jog>100 squats Impossible, retard. Your legs would suffer muscle failure halfway through
>>153268340Best of luck of anon
>>153268340>Pray to the Christian GodDo you ever ever listen or read about what He says or do you just scream into your bedsheets and expect treats like a yankee?
>>153268340Good luck anon
>>153268340Are you actually going to go to church or are you just pretending to be this "monk of self-improvement" and then right swiping on Tinder?This idea of becoming a "monk of self-improvement" is more just based around anime and video games and Star Wars. It isn't real.
>>153268340Starting Tuesday I'll be training like Deathstroke>Wake up at 4am>Goon to Wonderloli>Make bed cause (cause why did you wait til morning to do dishes and wash your clothes?)>Listen to loli asmr while I sprint through forest for 45 minutes>Take a normal shower>Stretch>Do 4 sets of 25 dive bomb push-ups, weighted squats, and weighted sit-ups>Stretch again>Eat eggs and a peanut butter and banana on white bread sandwich>Practice katana on teens at local park>Watch war documentary>Jerk it to loli Zatanna>Smoke a salmon with white rice and assorted veggies>Read Alice in Wonderland or a military training manual and practice on local vets>Go to range to practice firing drills>Listen to local police radio to predict their routes>Throw knives at practice dummy>Eat whatever>Goon to more wonderloli>Sleep 12 hoursI'm doing all this to become a crimer and get a Terra girlfriendWish me bad luck (I need more enemies)
>>153268340>OP was found dead this morning in the back alley of the local Sizzler from several gunshots, knife wounds and something that authorities have described as a "anal shredding device", of some kind
Sorry to say but unless you travel the world on a billionares budget to learn the secrets from hidden masters even the world has forgotten you aren't gonna be Batman.
>>153271298I'm a virgin
>>153271476at what point do you actually do crime though
>>153272161by pirating the documentaries and books
>>153268889I love me some little girls who can snap me like a twig.
>>153268340>praying to a christian god>not becoming a buddhist like the tibetan monksngmi
>>153268340>Pray to the Christian GodBruce is canonically either atheist or agnostic.
