>Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from.
lazy simpsons quote thread
I always loved Homer's slippers
>>153270907His little glasses are kino too
>>153270629Based, that's why I want to touch Bart's ass instead
>>153270629I think when he's 17 he'll have a different take on that one.
>>153270629Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
>>153271883Yeah>women are gross, I prefer my sugar daddy's cock
>>153272183not everyone was molested by their uncle and fetishizes boomers infecting their poop chute with AIDS though
>>153272219I'm sorry about what happened to you
>>153272219^This. It's always a faggot like >>153272183 massively projecting his trauma.
>>153271883I was obsessed with girls butts by the time I was 6, I don’t know what happened but my switch got flipped way early :/
>>153272792Or you're Brazilian.
>>153272758I'm not projecting, I want to be the sugar daddy in that situation because I want to fuck Bart. It's you (the same anon as >>153272219) bringing up his uncle and molesting and shit.
>>153270629pretty sure I thought women were hot as early as 8 years old. I just thought girls my age were stupid and annoying I never stopped being right about that one