The Kankers were the worst characters in Ed Edd n Eddy!
>>153284611Marie my beloved
>>153284611Eh, Sarah was MUCH worse than them.
I'm surprised gen alpha doesn't like this show for the sheer amount of sound effects
>>153284611may cute
>>153284611The only character I didn't like was Nazz because it felt like the show didn't know what to do with her.
>>153286027Her purpose in life was to be Kevin’s arm candy, nothing more nothing less.
>>153286027I kept wanting her to get her own episode.
I don't agree
>>153286027The most dialogue and screentime Nazz had was in the movie.
>>153284611totally
>>153287322>>153286027>Nazz episode>It's about her relapsing into her old habits and gaining weight>Eddy exploits this to make her as fat as possible for a scheme
>>153284611I can save Marie
>>153288409I want Lee Kanker to force herself on me.
>>153284611No, that would be Jimmy.
>>153285798True
>>153288418What do you think this is, Totally Spies?
>>153286027But that's the point. Nazz is the "grounded" one. She's the "mature" one (evidently enough that she's even babysat the others) and the closest thing to an on-screen adult the show really had. Sometimes you get that one kid that everyone wants to have around and would feel empty if he or she wasn't there, even if they don't really DO too much or are extroverted. She's effectively seen as the female version of how Eddy's brother is seen, which is why nobody picks on her.Nazz didn't have a particularly strong presence, but that in of itself is a specific niche that she filled.
>>153289264This I hated that faggot. Remember that episode where he frames the eds? Easily my least favorite episode. He didn’t have to go after double d and ed. Eddy was the one who gave him a wedgie so he should have only targeted him.
>>153286027It sucked that Ed was the only one who didn’t get a kiss from her.
>>153284611>Sexual assault is so funny, guys.Has there ever been a show where girls kiss boys against their will and end up getting raked over the coals for it?
>>153284611Sarah is worse
>>153286027Nazz is literally what is known as the straight man of the group. And she's also among the ones who is actualy nice to the Eds (the nicest overall with probaby Rolf in 2nd) so she does serve a purpose.
And without Nazz some episodes just wouldn't be possible so have to consider that too from her inviting and so forth from what >>153289656 said here.
>>153286027There needed to be 1 or 2 nazz centered episodes with either the eds trying to scam her or them working together
>>153290703Write your fanfic somewhere else.
>>153290190Are you the same guy from the "Hey, Arnold!" thread projecting about female stalking or some shit? lmao Maybe try channeling your hatred of women into a cartoon/comic.
>>153292880No.
>>153292880
reminder the guy who animated the opening sequence was gunned down by cops while having a pyschotic episode, being shot like 15 times or something, half of them while he was already down, in a pool of his own blood.apparently he was armed with a bike chain, but no one has ever found the supposed weapon. apparently a bunch of paperclips in a "chain" was found. none of the cops responsible suffered any consequences and are still police to this day
>>153294031What kind of psychotic episode are we talking about?
>>153294044probably just some mental health crisis. come on, the dude animated the intro to ed edd and eddy
>>153294031Holy shit
>>153294177
>>153294031>>153294177holy mackerel
>>153294188I think that only pertains to the last sentence, not the fact that he was shot multiple times for using a chain as a weapon.
>>153294031That's what happens when you don't apply toothpaste liberally
>>153294031based
>>153294177>EEnE animator killed by someone named Leelife has a dark sense of humor
>>153294031ACAB! Don't care if you're far-right or far-left or far-nothing or far-blackpilled, cops are not your fucking friends!
>>153294243yep
>>153284611dunno about that but they're definitely the sexiest
>>153294817Left, Right, or Center?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTuw5IKrEQ
>>153289826Not only does that make him a cunt, but that's wildly out of character for him compared to how he is in every other episode.
>>153284611They werent characters. They were walking conflics that warped to whatever the plot needed them to be.
>>153284611>The ready willing and able, unsupervised trailer park wife-modes were the worst charactersOP YOU SON OF A JANNY I WILL BEAT WITH WILFRED'S BALLS FOR SUCH BLASPHEMY
Remember when Rolf slapped Eddy around with a fish for not liking his gross food?
Watching EENE with a meal is still a great experience.
>>153294817I want all three of them to corner me and fuck me dry.
>>153284611If you insult them they’ll burp in your face and make you sniff their armpits
>>153290640Eh, she assaulted Double D.
>>153294031Not an ACABer, but a lot of cops are low IQ or women.
>>153284611i only liked lee out of the three of them. i like her voice and her dominance a lot
>>153284611Imagine sleeping in the same bed with all three of them in their trailer on a warm summer night
>>153299122Imagine the smell...
>>153296215Which meal?
Why is there a lot of Kevin/Double D ship art?
>>153299939Because there are women who like to draw gay boys.
>>153299991All chicks are fag-hags.
>>153297414To be fair every character in the show has done that to him at least once
>>153288451She'll break you
>>153294031>>153294177Didn't think Canadian cops could be as bad as American cops.
>>153300866Cool art
>>153286027she's really cute tho
>>153299122>Imagine sleeping in the same bed with all three of them in their trailer on a warm summer nightdefinitely some potential for a story there, Anon ending up living with the Kankers with all that ensues
>>153299122Sounds stifling
>>153285910There was a meme trend a few years back about putting EEnE sound effects on Final Destination/horror movie clips.
>>153284611
>>153284611Built for teen pregnancy
>>153294031BasedShould have put that spergy energy to animating instead of wielding Deadly Canadian Weapons
>>153284611May is the dumb one so she likes EdMay is the leader so she likes Eddyso why does Marie likes Edd? she doesn't seem to be the smart one
>>153306218She knows what she wants.
>>153306218the other two are just doing what you said, but Marie GENUINELY likes Edd, and much like how Gerald and Phoebe from Hey Arnold just ended up together without a whole bunch of plot or drama, I feel like if you cut to the future she'd be fucking his brains out as a late-teens edgelord alt chick with a cute nerdy boyfriend.
>>153306218I think in the case of Edd/Marie its supposed to be a bit of "opposites attract" where Marie is bold and brash while Edd is polite and timid
>>153306218She likes his wit, when edd's reverse psychology trick is found out she is by far the most impressed by the ploy. Also there's vague hints that she's into cars in the mis-edventures game so she probably is the smarter one of the group
>>153305060True
>>153306888She also is the one who's knowledgeable of Peach Creek's history and art as well
>>153306993The one who has elite ball knowledge
The endless summer vibe is gone. It's now a chaotic mix of summer break, remote learning glitches, and "the adults are all on Zoom calls." The cul-de-sac looks mostly the same — rickety wooden fences, that one broken sprinkler — but now it's dotted with:Ring doorbellsStarlink dishes on roofsEVs in driveways (Kevin's parents finally upgraded from the old station wagon)Drone deliveries constantly buzzing overhead (Eddy keeps trying to "borrow" them)The kids are still around 12-13, but the world has moved on. Smartphones exist (Edd has the latest model; Ed uses his as a coaster; Eddy smashes screens trying to scam people on apps).
Ed: Still the lovable doofus with the unibrow and green jacket. Now he's obsessed with viral TikTok challenges, Roblox, and energy drinks. His room is a disaster of glowing RGB lights, empty Monster cans, and a massive gaming PC that he uses mostly to watch cartoon compilations at 3 AM. His scams involve "Ed's AI-generated memes" or letting people pay to watch him attempt MrBeast-style stunts (which always backfire hilariously).Edd (Double D): The brainiac with the sock hat. He's upgraded to a tablet full of STEM apps, runs a secret YouTube science channel (zero views), and constantly complains about "algorithmic injustice" when his experiments don't go viral. He wears wireless earbuds now and has a smartwatch that nags him about screen time. His inventions include solar-powered jawbreakers and a drone that delivers jawbreakers (it usually crashes into Kevin's garage).Eddy: The short, greedy schemer is in his element. He's all about side hustles: dropshipping fake "limited edition" jawbreakers on Etsy, running a shady OnlyFans for his brother's old magazines (just kidding... or is he?), and trying to go viral with "get rich quick" Shorts. His famous "scam of the day" now involves crypto jargon he doesn't understand ("Bro, this jawbreaker is NFT-backed!").
Kevin: Still the jock bully, but now he's a wannabe influencer posting bike tricks on Instagram Reels. His parents gave him a Tesla for his birthday (he crashes it into the fence in episode 1).Nazz: The cool girl next door. She's into sustainable living, yoga, and has a massive following on TikTok for her dance videos. The Eds still have crushes, but now they DM her bad pickup lines.Rolf: The son of a shepherd. His farm is now half traditional (chickens, goats) and half smart farm with IoT sensors. He still speaks in his thick accent and offers "old country wisdom" mixed with "the Wi-Fi is down again" complaints.Jonny 2x4: Plank is now a smart plank with an AI voice assistant (Plank 2.0). Jonny carries him everywhere and argues with the AI version.Sarah & Jimmy: Sarah is even more terrifying with a smartphone — she live-streams her rampages. Jimmy is the ultimate schemer-in-training, running a lemonade stand with Venmo and subscription tiers.The Kanker Sisters: Still the chaotic force of nature. They now slide into the Eds' DMs with increasingly unhinged voice notes and show up uninvited via e-scooters.
The Eds try to scam the neighborhood with a "metaverse jawbreaker experience" using cheap VR headsets.Eddy starts a Twitch stream to "get rich," but Ed eats the entire prize pool (a mountain of junk food).Double D builds an app to track jawbreaker prices, only for it to get banned for "scam-like behavior."A heatwave hits, and everyone fights over the last working air conditioner while Eddy tries to sell "premium cool air" via a shady subscription.The core stays the same: three misfit best friends pulling ridiculous get-rich-quick schemes for candy, constantly getting humiliated, and somehow coming out closer by the end. But now with Wi-Fi outages, algorithm rage, and the constant threat of getting canceled on group chat.The show would still have that signature stretched, wobbly animation style (maybe with some subtle modern polish), exaggerated sound effects, and fourth-wall breaks.If a real reboot ever happened in 2026, this is the vibe I'd want — nostalgic chaos with just enough 2020s absurdity to feel fresh.
>>153307340>>153307345>>153307350>>153307357this is an abomination
>>153307312Rolf?
>>153308063Nah, it's based and redpilled.
>>153307340>>153307345>>153307350>>153307357thank God he actually owns his own show so we'll never have to watch this
>>153284611Sarah is the worst and most annoying character, the Kankers are just the morally worst people in the show until Eddy's brother shows up.>>153289264Jimmy honestly grew on me when I rewatched the series a few years ago. I like to think he ended up hanging around with Eddy a lot after the show.
