Only the STRONG survive.
Which verses in these threads are lions and which are small dogs?
Omni-Man won.
The Leviathan vs the KrakenWho wins?
>>153289392Ok, I’ll admit that got a laugh out of me
>>153289392>92Sweltering
>>153289392>Fight The Small Dog wins
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>wins Death Battle
>>153289424Hraesvelgr.Leviathan.You do the math.
>>153289414Naruto is a Lion.Dragon Ball is a small dog.
The lion may have been stronger. But. The. Small Dog. Does. This. Every. Single. Day!
>>153289424Why do SquidSISSIES keep trying to feed their overhyped fodder to a featsCHAD?
>>153289457>Winds that sweep across the world>Churns the ocean by swimmingWhich is stronger?
Who's his best matchup?
imagine losing to the sperm whale lmfaoSPERMWHALE
The Lion and the Small Dog GAPE the fox for stepping out of line
Nobody cares, [GIANT MYTHOLOGICAL BIRD] RAPES and GAPES [GIANT MYTHOLOGICAL FISH] and [GIANT MYTHOLOGICAL SNAKE] and their entire verses.
>>153289414Street fighter is the chihuahua of verses. It actually loses constantly without the opponent getting wank, and when it does win it’s either outdated in a few years (ryu vs Jin), wrong from the start (pikachu vs blanks) or just forgettable (zangief vs haggar).
>>153289497>Downplaying the embodiment of evil
The large fox RAPES the small cat when it meows.
>>153289490Water is denser than air, so churning the whole ocean is more impressive.
>Attacks less than 100 KWABmans every single year out of a species that numbers in the billions>Manages to horrify them all for literal decadesName a more impressive mindbreak feat.
>>153289500Street Fighter is an honorable verse that keeps fighting despite losing and rarely complains about it. That makes them the snow leopard of verses.
>THE PET OWNER THAT CAN'T CONTROL ITS WEINER!
Black tortoise RAPES and GAPES Gamera and his entire verse
>>153289529but steel is heavier than feathers
>>153289520
>>153289536>a BEASTHoly FVARK!
>>153289536holy fucking kek
>>153289530>forgets that a human had to make that mind hax for himHBOCark...
>>153289530>Mogged by Orcas>Gets by on "aura" alone>Entire diet is made up of small, blubbery seals that can't fight backIs there a bigger fraud in the ocean?
>>153289492
>>153289536
>>153289514You evolved (coped) to eating squid because GANG ORCA gaped your ancestors at the whale hunting game
>>153289536>The surprised lion faceKEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>lifts up the ox that lifts up the angel that lifts up the worldBEASThamut!
>>153289536FUJOSHIamb...
>>153289530Chris Chan single handedly fuck all discourse surrounding Sonic.
>>153289562I'M A DOLPHIN GILLASHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>The FlashRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>SupermanRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>QuicksilverRAPED and GAPED>UltramanRAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>needs PEDOslam lore scalingSISSYviathan...
*lifts up the entire sun*Your response?
>>153289536AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>the rodent enters the halls once again to insert himself in the lion and small dog's conversationHe will get RAPED and GAPED once again.
The lion does not concern himself with CWCville.
>>153289600That post was about Bahamut, though.
You're at the local zoo and this chimp suddenly slaps your girl's ass, what are you gonna do about it?
The serpent. The serpent is powerful...
***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward rapist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.Lamb Slander in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the slander the Bovidae community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better pets without question.This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we Lamb Scholars will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, The Lion VS small dog.
>>153289618Leviathan was in there doebeit?
>>1532896282 inch weiner, btw.
>Leviathan is supposed to be second only to GodUPSCALEIATHAN
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! HedgehogGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that HEDGEHOG (Yes, THE Hedgehog the Rodent) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODhog really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO REALITY!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy mealworm! Keep coping, anti-hedgehogmicrobes! Those tears will be extra delicious once Small Dog VS Hedgehog releases and the winner is (Obviously) HEGDEHOG the GODENT!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Hedgehog up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>LionRAPED and GAPED>CheetahRAPED and GAPED>GorillaRAPED and GAPED>FoxRAPED and GAPED>House CatRAPED and GAPED>ElephantRAPED and GAPED>Honedy Badger and the entirety of MustelidsRAPED and GAPED>EagleRAPED and GAPED>OwlRAPED and GAPED>HippoRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE FAMILY!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Mealworms! See? CHADhog just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153289628Please.. Stop... I have enough black guys fucking my fiance already...
Aesop’s Lore says Lambs would gape Wolves if they stopped holding back. You don’t want this fight.
>>153289579That fish scales to aquaman, who scales to Superman. That fish destroys goku.
>>153289660.......
>>153289672No lies detected
>>153289629*jobs to Yahweh**jobs to Marduk**jobs to Susanoo**jobs to a crippled Tezcatlipoca**jobs to Baal**jobs to Ra**jobs to Fereydun**jobs to Perun**jobs to Vahagn**jobs to Dian Cecht**jobs to Indra**jobs to Thor**jobs to Zeus*THUNDERGODTOOOOOOOS!leviathansurapent...
>Honedy BadgerCOPROPHAGEhog...
>>153289629only one world? The Lion is a whole constellation.
>>153289660Kek.
I spend all my time jerking off to skyrim porn... because I'm a sad WEAK freak...
>>153289669>could>potentially >scales to>theoretically
>>153289660>DUCKING The BearCOWARDhog...
>>153289677Composite "Giant legendary Serpent" SOLOS your favorite verse
>>153289451IMMORTALIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!
>>153289703The Lion…
The lion and his small canine companion looks at the false rat with disgust and disdain as it desperately begs for attention.
Anaconda solos everyone here as long as they step on his swamp
>>153289703The LambCHAD btw
>>153289677>*jobs to Thor*Take 7 steps bitchI dare you
>>153289703The Small Dog...
>>153289730ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
>>153289669Statement merchants are not welcome in this thread, that includes frauds like hulk and Thor.
You faggots would never survive the sheer PRESSURE of the deep sea. Viperfish no-diffs.
>>153289730Anaconda got raped by that guy on Joe Rogan
>>153289730Crocodile GAPES
>>153289753Wow, nice feat! Can you come to the surface and show it to us?
The Storm God vs the Sun GodWho wins?
>>153289759https://youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBoCrocbros…what the FVCK???
>You faggots would never survive the sheer PRE- i-i-i-is that a slight pressure difference from me being elevated 0.000001 inches off the literal bottom of the ocean where I am so thoroughly specialized to live in that I can't survive anywhere else!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153289762>You shall have no other gods before me.
>>153289769Just because you’ve never seen a Viperfish come to the surface doesn’t mean it can’t.
>>153289726How was this made by the same people that created pickle rick?
Daily Reminder.We respect an organism's own STRENGTH unlike hacks and frauds (Mosquitos who relies on viruses to kill their victims).
>>153289803This is why the KINGcodile is the STRONGEST
>>153289780Steve CHADwin wouldn't even get injured doing that to a JOBconda
>>153289803>Mosquitos who relies on viruses to kill their victimsWhat if I'm a malariachad? What then?
>>153289636I'm sorry but it has to be said: Lambs will never be a real predator!
Bacteria chads, where you act?
>>153289774Fun fact, Helios is not a god but a titan.
>>153289803>Sneak attackThat's all lionKEKS have
>>153289816>>153289822>O MY UNSEEN FORM
>MOSQUITOSMOSQUITOSMOSQUITOSMOSQUITOSMOSQUITOSMOSQUITOS out of NOWHERESounds like someone needs to become even more endangered from a brand new virus outbreak...
>ChaoskampfThe Storm God was TEACHING the chaos serpent...and he is a monster NO LONGER.
>>153289815Too bad he couldn’t handle stingray hax.
>>153289827>All of the Panthera family out of NOWHEREYour point?
>>153289847BOOOOOY WE MUST BE BETTER CREATION MYTHOS
>>153289858LionBITCH would NEVER defeat TigerCHAD in honest combat
>>153289599>>153289660>No Batman>No BatPrepGods won
>>153289820Boy…
My feats? Killing MILLIONS of humans.W-What do you mean I need to do it without disease hax??
>Just because we've never SEEN any god or deity perform even a wall level feat...
Name even a SINGLE animal that can get past a Silverback Gorilla's 9 inch skull.
>>153289838>Mosquito KEKS >Literally have to watch their BVLL (Bacteria and Viruses do all the work)>>153289870>Honest combat.All the Panthera family members are dishonorable scumbags in combat. It's just that Lion CHADS has a harem, while TiKEKS are incels.
>>153289888The 9-Inch Horsecock through its ear
>>153289888
>>153289891Horses?Jobs to WOLVES
>>153289888>Image didn't send
>>153289891>Deranged interspecies fantasiesFavorite animal?
>>153289646Women will still let one in them over a sub-8 male btw
>>153289888HipoCHAD can CRUSH it easily
>>153289802the comics did it
>>153289921Hyenas, of course!
>>153289918>Gorilla, now back to his normal state, looks at Elephant in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Elephant's mind and analyzing his movements, something Elephant had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Gorilla discovered Elephant's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Gorilla steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Elephant. "You're the better mammal." Elephant is flattered, his pride swelling at Gorilla's praise.>Gorilla drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Elephant toots, "Of course, ape." He takes a pen and signs his name for Gorilla.>Gorilla takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Ele-femt.">Elephant corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Elephant.">Suddenly, Elephant instantly reverts back into his powerless calf form. Before he can react properly, Gorilla punches his arm clean through Elephant’s torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a banana blast that tears through Elephant's body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.>Gorilla stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Elephant. "You did just as good as Harambe in Cincinnati Zoo," Gorilla says, a touch of respect in his voice.
>>153289703Cats...
Whats crazy to me about the Chaoskampf is that the Creation Myths proved beyond any possible doubt that Storm God doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Composite Chaos Serpent.
>>153289921Why i’m a SEALbro of course!
It's time to expose a FRAUD in the Avian family. The Peregrine Falcon.No, fucking sky diving from a vertical point doesn't make you the fastest animal on earth. That's fucking gravity doing all the fucking work, not your own strength.
>>153289934This happened. Warrior-Z confirmed it to me
>>153289921Dolphins!
>>153289939>May that BIGOTED CHUD Zeus strike me down if he exists!>...>...>SEEEE!? I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! OVERWEIGHT TRANXISTERS SOLO CHUNDER GODS!
>>153289921Why the undisputed KINGS of rape in the Animal Kingdom, Dolphins!
>>153289961SCIENCETOOOOOOS!theologysura...
>>153289947Now, you may be asking yourself:“Anon, why don’t the other Penguins mob that seal and rescue their fellow Penguin?”That’s because they know the rape is needed to stop its Barking.
>>153289949>t. Seething goosefag
>>153289947Penguinbros did we just get RAPED and GAPED?
>>153289921KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGuin!
>>153289947Sealtos was TEACHING him!
My hax will make short work of you! Like 9 hours from now...
>>153289993Komodosura…
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! BearGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that BROWN BEARS (Yes, THE American Brown Bear) RAPES and GAPES your favourite animal kingdom! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODears really are that canonically powerful that they can SOLO EARTH!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a rotten, old salmon! Keep coping, anti-bearjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Bear VS Lion releases and the winner is (Obviously) GODown CHADears!!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Bears up against since they'd SOLO them anyway!>HumansRAPED and GAPED>LionsRAPED and GAPED>LeopardsRAPED and GAPED>WolvesRAPED and GAPED>WalrusesRAPED and GAPED>WhalesRAPED and GAPED>Salmon and every fish everRAPED and GAPED>TigersRAPED and GAPED>GorillasRAPED and GAPED>EaglesRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Sockeye Salmon! See? CHADears just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153289993Mosquito…
>>153289993Composite venom users...
I like to get fem dom'd, BDSM, and basically get physically tortured by bigger and stronger females.My favorite animal Phylum?
Not even 100 small dogs...amped in their dire wolf forms, with the 10x SMASHED and SLAMMED multiplier, can beat me...
>>153289947>>153289960>>153289964Seals rape because they don’t know any better, Dolphins rape because they DO know better
>>153289947penguinbros...
>>153289982Sealtos: Penguins... you are a monster no longer...>Non-penguin bird: I... never was...
>>153290002TRVVVVVVKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153290002........
>Stealth mogs you
>>153290006SPIDERTOOOOOSMANTISTOOOOOS
AP: Bullet levelStriking Speed: HypersonicReaction Speed: Sub-HumanTravel Speed: Sub-HumanDurability: Sub-Human
the animal kingdom jobs to be because I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS
>>153290026>CHADtis mentioned
>Yeah I can attack at hypersonic speeds with the force of a bullet. My travel speed and durability? Erm, you weren't supposed to mention that...
I don't know about all that but CHADrabs have already won since every animal in existence will eventually evolve into a crab.
>>153290048Jellyfishtos wants a word with you.
>>153290028FUAAAARK!GROUPERS, BARRACUDA, SNAPPERS, EELS, AND OCTOPUSES SCALE TO THAT!?
>>153290048Post crabs not having a parasite that forcibly feminizes them.
>>153290034This is a FTL feat
>>153290047>>153290048Mantis Shrimp >> Crab
Viruses and Bacteria are VIABLE skills that BTFOs any Elephant>>153290047FRAUDrimp>>153290034Post the Mantis' sex cycle. NOW
>TANKS every single attack you could possibly throw at it
>all those postsoh my. my lie detector is beeping like crazy!!! beep beep>the lie detector in question:
>>153290034HOLY FUCKING BEAST>me omw to get vored by my dommy mommy mate
>>153290034FTLtis...
My feats? Cloudbusting and water dispersion of course!My powers? All conjecture and chainscaling!B-but don't worry, we uh busted a city one or two times...just ignore all the trees, building and walls that TANKED our strongest suicide attack...
>>153289599>Ultrama->AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE DON'T LOOK AT OUR SALES
>>153290076>>153290090Female mantises eating males is an OUTLIER caused by the females getting stressed because the scientists were watching them
>>153290034He dodged the Light of Helios…
>>153290088>Literally would jump by a pack of BLACK Orcas, RAPE Squids, and BTFO'd by a Blue Whale
>>153289530>Jumpscares you by doing absolutely nothing
>>153290096Human...
>Babe! It's time for your 4 pm head devouring!>LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153290034Viltrumitebros....our best stat just got effortlessly mogged...
>>153290098stop. talking. about. tokusatsu. it's embarassing. now argue about how lion can beat small dog or else i will be VERY angry these are MY threads mother fucker and if you dare talk about tokusatsu in MY thread, there WILL be conciquences.
>>153289451>>153289726Jobs to BIG J
>>153290096Nukes...
>Strength>Durability>IQI address CHADephants as true BEASTS in this kingdom.
>>153290034Holy FUARK
>>153290034>RULES OF NATURE
>conciquencesWhat animal made this post?
>lionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eWajKY_HMw
>>153290119I WILL END THE WORLD! m-me and thousands of my buddies detonating at once...
I love tokusatsu and I love Kamen Rider.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/sep/21/male-redback-spiders-evade-cannibalism-by-mating-with-immature-femalesPEDOders...BETTERMANtis...
>>153290130A mexican.
>>153290130Tokusatsuroaches, crickets, and grasshoppers.
>>153290130You already know
>>153290130>What animal made this post?a leopard victim clearly
>conciquencesTHIRDIErilla...
>>153290133...to kick up a big cloud so debris-sama does all the work...
>>153290147>vegetarian mammals thinking they're relevantKEKYROO!
>>153290147https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9040930/1/The-Koala-and-the-Pope
ESLhoppers...
>conciquencesESLark...
>bacteria is allowed in the threads>no other kingdomsReminder that all these jobbers need picrel to survive
I LOVE Spiders!. Imagine getting restrained by a spider-mommy, weaving webs around so you can't physically move, and then lovingly bites into your neck, as she turns your insides into a liquid soup!
>>153290142If I were a redback spider I'd demand my cute immature mate eats me anyway.
If I chainscale a couple millions of times to other Uranium atoms...and then repeated it a thousand times, I could destroy the planet...'s surface...of life... with radiation over the course of decades...
>>153290158
>>153290167>Posting the middle man
They are the ONLY animals to have won a war against humans btw
ANTIMATTERTOOOOOOOS!nuclearsura...
>>153290117What was this dude's deal anyways?
>>153289947kekypow!
>>153290189>flexing a win against JOBBERmansLol. Lmao even.
>>153290189MOOOOOODS
>>153290194Post anti-matter destroying even a single building
>>153290171>>153290174https://studyfinds.org/male-brown-widow-spiders-prefer-older-females/Brown widows...
>>153290189YO THIS NIGGA NAKED
>>153290210W-well ugh, you see...
>>153289947AIIIIIEEEEEE!
>>153290212Brown MILFdows...
Rhino Beetle.Stag Beetle.You do the math.
>>153289562a better man wouldn't fight a kid
Post Kratos destroying a moon, RIGHT NOW
My lore? Pushing the entire sun?My feats? Well, uh...
Give me ANTS! Just one. Also give me preptime, the surprise factor, and an environmental advantage. For no particular reason of course.
>>153290226>homosexual pairing that literally frots their phallic appendagesFavorite vertebrate?
>>153290232
>Spiders and Mantis are fucking shota cucks, and gets killed by their MILF females>Bees and Ants? Their Queen gets gang banged daily.I have no respect for these 'organisms'
>>153290237This dude? Anteater. Don't trust em.
>Kills millions with medieval plague haxYour response CatSISSIES?
>It was effective only during a brief developmental window after female spiders’ genitalia had developed, but before they had fully matured.>Misjudging that window could be fatal, because females without developed sperm storage organs had been observed cannibalising adult males.Bratty spiders eating adults who forgot they weren't legal...
What are some flatworm matchups?
>>153290205Reminder that literally hundreds of SHITmans have to work together to construct and sail a huge metal structure just to have a CHANCE to kill one whale. They truly are the Bejita of the animal kingdom kek.
Fungi are dishonorable faggots who rape your corpse. They do not belong in these halls.
Bring me the entire colony
>>153290253post CHADMANS being on the endangered list...oh wait, you cant!
>his species had to devolve into weak small primarily herbivorous prey animals to surviveFunnyroo!
>>153290247>stealing flea CHAD featyup that's a ratBITCH alright.
Cute Roblox femboy shaking his fat ass
I-I-I-I'm an animal too you know...
>>153290247>RELIES on BACTERIA and VIRUSESI respect the Rats that RELIES on their teeth, than hacks. Go to the cuck corner with the mosquitos >>153290255>>153290259>PlantsWe don't like jobbers here
>>153290259>stole the gimmick from some worms>only effective against one speciesFRAUDgi...
>>153290247>rodents trying to steal credit for someone elses workFleas MOGGED you dirty little rats.
>>153290276Sorry, Bigfoot. R>F means every other animal ANNIHILATES you
I would win every matchup...if all stats were equalized...
SPOILERI'm the tickle monster and I'm coming to get you!SPOILER
>>153290265>post CH-ACK!
>>153290275Favorite animal?
>>153290288AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>153290286Arthropods...
>>153290291Orcas are TEACHING
>>153290292Roblox femboys shaking their fat ass, you fucking blind?
>>153290286Ant...
>>153289947Sealsura…You are a Monster no longer.
>>153290292Why, jaguars, of course!
Honestly.YWNBAAYou WILL NEVER BE AN AQUATICI say this to whales daily btw, they have to rely on lungs, instead of gills.
>I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE ME FROM MY WORLD!>you said...[SPECIES NAME]...remember it *goes extinct*What did they mean by this?
>>153290308
>Antfags getting uppity
>>153290292DolBEASTS!
>>153290315Anomalocariskeks say this on the daily
>>153290318K.O
>>153290321>QUICK EVERYONE, FOLLOW LARRY>but we've known Larry's a retard for years.>FOLLOW. LARRY.
>>153290314>YWNB-ACK!
Ahem
>>153290337>Literally RELIES on air at the surface of the waterYWNBAA
>>153290321KWAB! No wonder they are easy pickings for WaspGODS!
>>153290346Gotta pay the arm tax.
>jobs to volcanoes>jobs to meteors>jobs to earthquakes>jobs to tornadoes>jobs to tsunamis>jobs to the weather>jobs to temperature changes>jobs to oxygen>jobs to monkeys>jobs to being SURPASSED
>>153290232post animals you fag
>>153290171My God this is a blue board you degenerate pervert!
>>153290346Post this shrimp using this technique against a shark.
My morality, feats and statements are...alien...
>>153290308>>153290318This is literally how Krasura went.
W-we're relevant too, y-y-you know...
>>153290366You weren't supposed to ask that...
>>153290358STOP MAKING FUN OF KRATOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153290370CHADpybara...
>>153290371Kratos has a blowhole?
Spiders.Mantis.Wasp.
>>153290370Deep-sea BEASTS...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7Ly8MkecU>SHITppojobs to GODNO
I'm a fat fucking rodent that does almost nothing yet every single animal on the planet is my friend...
>>153290388And lions job to both of them.
>>153290383My OLDER WOMAN X YOUNGER MAN HEROES
>>153290383.....have their males be sissy cucks
>>153290388>Hippo learns lesson from rhinosRHINOTOOOS was teaching hipposura?
*cucks you from your apex predator status**makes you and your species sexually select for r>K and becoming a smaller weaker preysissy*Your response?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/se7jcFvuUc8
>>153290379The undisputed KINGS of the moral victory
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theoryI have r>f transcendence.You have r>k selection...
>>153290380Do you think the other spartans used Kratos's BLOWHOLE for stuff?
>Mogs all modern fish
>Singlehandedly inspired one of the SHITmans most disgusting fetishesWhere does this put him on the powerscaling pyramid?
Post physics breaking, reality warping, impossible shattering BEESTS.
>I'm a boundless beast, the APEX, the...>goes extinct>or devolves into smaller prey animalWhat did he mean by this?
LIONS!Job to:>Nile Crocodiles>Spitting Cobras>Giraffe kicks>African Water Buffalos>Rhinos>Warthogs>Hippos>Black Mambas>Elephants>A common river turtle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eWajKY_HMw&t=6s>Bull Sharks (they will take out a swimming lion)>Baboons (will fuck up Lion cubs.)>Hyenas (age old beef between species, they delete any infant lions they come across, while lions do the same with the baby hyenas.)
>>153290454>Megalodon out of NOWHERE
>>153290446>CLUMSEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POW5oFGOGi0>SHITpanzeesfodder for CHADBOONS>>153290454everything falls prey to father time and climate change...
>>153290454God flooded the world to kill the stronger versions
>>153290463They tanked those btw
>>153290462Shut up, Meg-alodon.
>>153290460>has to add auqatic animals because the list is so shortPost a cheetah killing a lion. Now.
>>153290460>SHITger HBOC
>Utterly mogs your favorite animal in size
>>153290460>Buffalosjob to ALPHA MALE LIONS
>>153290460Post turtle killing a lionPost bull shark beating a lion on landPost baboons defeating adult lion
>>153290358dinochuds...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold>In Western traditions, cuckolds have sometimes been described as "wearing the horns of a cuckold" or just "wearing the horns".Hornedanimalsisters...
>>153290497>SHITman HBOCPut that snake next to an elephant NOW.
>>153290498Never saw the video of one fucking launching a lion?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0MRKsYzArlI
>>153290497Notice how snake FLED from that toy bus Cat CHAD would never.
>I am sure to win due to my superior intellect
The BVLL cucks the stag of its female love interests.The BVLL RAPES the buck.
ola ke ase
>>153290523>lionesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-yhrTnblPENow here is a real ALPHA MALE LION
>>153290526>Ravens are seen are bigger, and deemed smarter.>Would get JUMPED by a court of crowsCrow CHADS?!
Feats? That's for LOSERS.Real men rely on TWITTER STATEMENTS!!
>The [ANIMAL TURNED INTO GLORIFIED MILK DISPENSERS BY JOBMANS]Huh?
>>153290546>Needs to jump the CHADven
>>153290510>guy who fucks your wife is called a bull>you're the one wearing hornsWho wrote this shit?
>>153290552Gorillabro...it's okay to lose to 100 humans...and 10 chimps...and 10 wolves...and 1 lion...and 1 tiger...and 1 bear...and...
ENTER
>>153290552Cheetahbro btw don't know if that matters
>*spits at u*
>>153290564The BVLL KEKS the stag and BREAKS the buck.
How the fuck is this thread still up?
>bees>claim to be physics-defying, ecosystem defining, and that they will cuck our women from us>look inside (their hives)>physics-subscribing, aren't even the most important pollinators, and they make honey for USYeah I know who won
>>153290540K.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_19TwNXW7o8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzmBxQXbeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYeW9Y3Whawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUYfPgV_tY
>>153290564Well you would buy or atleast rent a BVLL to fuck your cows.
>>153290552This applies to A LOT of characters but it does not, let me repeat, it does NOT apply to Kratos.
>>153290568Literally WHO?
>>153290564>>guy who fucks your wife is called a bu—fuck off, zoomer
>>153290588CHADnimalGODS run this site
>>153290597The CHADnt
>>153290588/an/ is the strongest board on the site, even /v/ kneels before it
>>153290588>How the fuck is this thread still up?It follows the proper protocols
>>153290609HOLY FUARK!
>>153290593my BVLL is gay
>>153290436Around Lionel in terms of giving braindamage to the subconscious collective.
Dinosaurs would BTFO Elephants, Lions, and Gorillas btw.>Extinct BIT-DinoCHADS are so powerful that it needed a PLANETARY feat to kill them
>>153290609>The CHA- AACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVbIJ0Kice8Rams?Job to BUCKS
>TARDsaurs forgot that they're still alive because of birds
>>153290632>Planetary feat>Planet is still hereHuh?
>>153290609A single CHADman with a spray bottle GAPES every ant ehre and their ENTIRE nest btw
>>153290639>SHITgiWe don't respect necrophiliacs in these halls.
>>153290667>Penguins out of NOWHERE
>>153290632>tyranosaurus rex is planet levelHoly FUARK.mammals could NEVER.
>>153290632TIGER VS RAPTORI THINK TIGER WINS
>infinite prep time>immeasurable speed wank>is literally nothingness and the entire void beyond the cosmology and even THE entire cosmology manifested>can create any monster it so desires>can be amped up by devouring EVERY OTHER GOD>base Storm God RAPES and GAPES him and his verse every single day>even if Storm God is CRIPPLED>even if the Storm God is DEADErm, Chaos Serpent bros? Leviathansisters? Our response?
>has to hide behind Int statOh nononononk hahahaha
>>153290683>Zeus had to get all of Olympus to help him>Resorted to dropping an entire mountain range on him>CHADphon is still alive
>>153290659The planet simply TANKED the planet level extinction.>b-butDo NOT mess with CHADearth
>>153290632post a dinosaur destroying a planet
Name a single reason why this average Kangaroo can't pulverize your favorite animal with his fists or drown them animal in his local river.
>>153290698>mountain level featENOUGH.Only the STRONGEST are allowed here.>but MOEthology I said ENOUGH.
>-ACK!
>drown them animalESLgaroo...
>>153290034Holy FVARK that Mantis is even faster than Kingtos!
>>153290727Indeed! Our strongest HERO, KRATOS, could EASILY destroy a mountain! Right?
Honestly, name one thing wrong with sexual cannibalism. Imagine getting killed while having the sex, the best sex, and you'll die knowing you'll pass on your genes.I'll wait.
>>153290734abzura...tiamat...
>WHOtosWe only accept AnimalKINGS in these halls.
If you don't stop making fun of my hero RIGHT NOW I'm reporting the thread
>>153290765chitinous hands typed this post
>>153290765Favorite spider?
>>153290765I wonder who could be behind this post...
>*gapes the primordial chaos leviathan again*Yawn...
>>153290765Vorechads won so hard
>>153290775Mosquito...
>Adapts to your nonsense
>Kills your babies and replaces them with his own
>*loses in every single mythology and religion*
>>153290783Black Widow, of course! Imagine getting dom'd by a Black QUVEEN, and getting eaten by her!
I thought it was supposed to be Leviathan vs Kraken, not Primordial Serpent vs every god in history
You want a TRUE respecter of QVEENS?
>>153290843Actually it's Primordial Serpent vs Storm God. Storm God RAPES and GAPES Primordial Serpent and his entire verse btw...
which animal is the biggest cuckold?I need to know which animal i will WORSHIP as my HERO in the animal kingdom.Huh? What's my favorite fictional character? Why Bejita of course!
Guys...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neotrogla
>>153290726>Name a single reason why this average Kangaroo can't pulverize your favorite animal with his fists or drown them animal in his local river.https://youtu.be/OrIS4vTtpig
>>153290883Unironically, dogs in dog shows.
>>153290840That's almost as BASED as getting dommed and DEVOURED by a Green QVEEN, but it is tempting!
>>153290726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzqfjq1c6I4Is that your hero?
>>153290904TARDroo...
>>153290887>they extract nutrients and sperm via their fake penisinteresting but also NIGGA WTF
>TANKS ur hero and outlives his entire speciesHeh nothing personell, kiddo…
>>153290925Is he the biggest endurance CHAD in the world?
>>153290863this whole chaos myth shit is (((bullshit)))
Small dog status?
>>153290950Enjoying being pampered by its rich WHITE masters
>>153290887FUARK YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S AN ENTIRE SPECIES OF FUTANARI DOMMY MOMMIES, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET PENETRATED AND HAVE MY SOUL SUCKED OUT BY THEM!!My favorite animal? You can already tell!
>>153290887>The reversal of sex organs may be explained by the lack of nutrients in the cave environment, which makes it evolutionarily useful for the female to extract nutrients from the male.[4] Female Neotrogla drain males of seminal fluid even when they are too young to reproduce, giving weight to this theory, according to entomologistFutas who Cell drain shotas through their penis...
Why the fuck are you people posting animals?
Honestly.Ban Spider and Mosquito fags. They're literally cancer.My Hero? Why, I'm a Dragon Fly CHAD!>>153290925Post ONE good thing about Tortoises other than longevity. Turtle GODS are better.
>>153290950In its beach house after suing the Lion
>>153290963Hyenabro...
>>153290965FUJOSHIamb...
>>153290966Cuz you an’ me ain’t nothin’ but mammals, and we’re going to do it like they do on the discovery channel
In this verse all the species are hermaphroditic futas
>>153290963Spider-bros..Mantis-bros...
>>153290966>Why the fuck are you people posting animals?because every fucking day animals experienced literal death battles?this is ironically more on topic than twitter shit and ritual posting
>>153291004fucking slugbros
>>153290887>when a researcher tried to separate mating individuals the male was torn in two, leaving his reproductive organs attached to the female
Manga sells more than comic book capeshit, yet capeshit movies make more than anime movies usually. How strange.
My entire existence as a species has been reduced to nothing but jokes about reproducing too fast and being a glorified pet...
THAT'S FUARKING ITGIVE ME A GOOD REASON WHY MOSQUITOS DON'T SOLO THE ENTIRE EARTH?!
>>153291004Spider and MantisCHAD btw
>>153291024Anime makes way more than comic cartoons and usually way more in terms of games as well
>>153290950I raped him
>>153291041>GIVE ME LIBERIA>GIVE ME NIGER>GIVE ME ACCESS TO MALARIA AND UNHYGENIC MASSES>OR I RETIRE
>>153290966Animals are feat chads
>>153291022why didwhy did he do that
>>153291022God I wish that was me...
I learned about Female Hyena's having a Pseudo Penis from Interspecies Reviewers.https://interspecies-reviewers.fandom.com/wiki/Elza
>>153290966LionKINGS and DogBVLLS clashed so hard they sent the entire animal kingdom to war.
JUST because my HERO is okay with having his head EATEN by a DOMMY MOMMY TALLER WOMAN does NOT mean he's into GAY FAGGOTRY like FUTA
>>153290950Gaped (happily)
BANNED THE INSECTA AND ARACHNIDA FAMILY FOR BEING LITERAL CANCER.NO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR ORGANISM GROUP
>Me, a flychud, being kept alive against my will as my would be predators the Spider and Mantis argue about who gets pegged by their dommy mommy mates better
SHENRON! GIVE HUMANS THE SAME SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS AS ANGLERFISH, PLEASE!>YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, WEIRDO
>Steals your venom
>>153291122Your favorite Mantis and Spider species?
>>153290999Piss off fag
Who's the Gojo of the animal kingdom?
>>153291168The Tardigrade
>>153291144Brown widows and while not a species, captive praying mantises of course!
I hope the OG the lion does X to the dog poster gets locked in syndrome
>>153291144Obviously it's the Brown Mantis and the Black Widow!
>>153291194I hope they get reincarnated as a male spider. Bless that bastard.
>>153291147>When my wife says she doesn't want to use her futa penis on me tonight
What are the top Jiren match-ups?
>>153291147nobody here likes Demon Slayer so no
BOOM
Mods ban these fuckers to >>>/an/
>>153290887No one mentions the fact that they live in bat shit
>>153291041post a mosquito having an answer to INFINITY
>>153291230He seems about equal with Superman...the DCAU version, I mean.
>>153291243and they're named fucking trogla lmaowhat insane critters
IMMORTALCHADS
>>153291230Jiren and his crew vs fiction itself
>>153291234HOLY
>>153291194He saved the thread. He deserves a place just for him in these HALLS.
>>153291274>some gay sponge and starfish HUMBLE these daily
>>153291260is that the reason why humans evolved to have anus hair?
>No post about how the Chainsaw Man Universe became bug victimsLet's fix that.
>>153291274>Anything that kills more fish leads to these things somehow prosperingGive it to me straight bros, are Jellyfish the ocean's equivalent of trash?
>>153291271>The name combines the Greek prefix neo- ("new") with -trogla (derived from the Greek trogle, meaning "hole" or "cave")Literally named "neobussy". Name a more transcoded animal.
>Learns domestication
BAN FUCKING INSECTSNOW.Holy fuck, is there a more degenerate organism class?!
>>153291316CockroachKINGS, AntCHADS, FlyGODS, MosquitoBEASTS...
>>153291301>is that the reason why humans evolved to have anus hair?yes, anon. anus hair stop them fags from poking down there
>>153291343>BAN [THE ANIMAL KINGDOM'S MOST PROSPEROUS ORGANISMS]Huh?
>>153291316I don't get it.
>>153291316why is this shit so dumb lmaobugs do not often die of old age, if they people can be eaten by bugs then all the baby bugs should have been eaten by their natural predators and nothing would have changed
My HERO btw
>>153291316That Canadian Fumi has a sexy poker face
>>153291345>Or as I like to call them : Dinner.
>>153291389>DomesticatedBITCH
>>153291316>>153291391>DEATH DEVIL dies in CSM>nothing can actually die anymore>'''god of death''' dies in GoW>people and gods can still dieKek
>>153291445BearCHADS...
>>153291415if you want to use statements that are references to real life then Kratos became the new "Death, destroyer of worlds"
>>153291445DinoGODSBearcucks...
>*slow, squeaky fart noise*
>>153291483>....Did you just "Make" in your pants?
>>153291502Then Denji got offscreened.
>>153291516Bugs reign supreme.
>>153291445DINOtos!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bearsura...
>>153291516Is that the Little Knight?
>>153291501>...What pants?
>>153291516SHAW!
>>153291548>.... You disgust me.
>>153291415Hades was the soul jannie not the concept of death
>>153291380Why would bugs start eating people in the first place? There aren't any insects that even try to eat living humans, except maybe siafu ants.Bugs eat plants and other bugs. A tiny-ass praying mantis isn't eyeballing animals 6000 times its size for lunch.
>>153291445Dinos are fast as shit based on how fast ostriches move
>>153291579supposedly they immediately ran out of food supplies or somethingdespite the fact that starving cockroaches still ain't gonna eat humans because they're physically unable to do so and most bugs would sooner eat their own kind
>>153291536>Inside of the devil is another dimensionWhat..what?
>>153291536they should have had Denji kicking and squirming in the bug devil's tummy while it burped audibly
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/lion/page/11/I was the one who started the Lion discourse as we properly know it...
>>153291502>>153291516these guys vs Sukunawho wins?
The lion is also way younger than I expected...
>>153291664The Lion's first girlfriend told him that he's awfully mature for his age...
>>153291662Sukuna, CSM devils are regen merchant frauds with dogshit durability
CHADjirobe? FTL(faster than lightning) and would kill ANY SHITnimal with ease.
>>153291662Sukuna can't handle these wall level BEASTS
>>153291672The lion was groomed and reveals the unfortunate tragedy that statistically raped people rape people...
>>153291662Yoru wins with the American Flag that was on the moon and NUKE PUNCH. He'll also run out of cursed energy killing her while Yoru has all of of California as addtional lives.
>>153291664>>153291672The Lion's sexual encounter with his teacher traumatized him but he was told he should celebrate it by his peers leaving him very confused, scared, and alienated.
The lion was once the small cat...And the wolf raped the small cat when it meowed...The cycle of cat and dog violence, that's also heavily sexually frustrated...when will it end?
>>153291720Teachers? Job to female vampires.
My AP is a lot stronger than my DC...
>>153291764It's a metaphor for the struggles between men and women.I read about this in my English class.
>>153291908Erm has your English teacher considered that maybe the author was big into purposeless purple prose?
>>153291957Authors: Kratos should be worried of large falling rocks falling on himPowerscalers: Kratos is holding back and those rocks are outerversal
Now that the dust has settled, what did we learn?Ban Spider and Mantis fags
The rocks were outerversal, the curtains are blue990 million lowballed, fuck you.
>>153292040May we see at least ONE of those other universes perhaps?Just ONE?
>>153292040KINGtos is so poetic...
>>153291813What does DC stand for
>>153292036MantisCHADS are at least featGODS.What have spiders done?
>>153292040Kek, based, canon.
>>153292073I think it's the last part of a band's name
>An infinite dimensional infinite multiversal cosmology? Beyond all of time? Beyond all of space? In this part of Scandinavia? Localized entirely within your mountain-level verse?>Yes!>May I see it?>No.
>>153292073Destructive Capacity.
>>153292080>Feats Chad>Literally doing what Spiders do but without the web. >Same shitMantis and Spiders deserve to be in the trash bin
Thankfully, my ARTHROPODIC BEASTS actually fight back against their foids if they try to kill them during sex...
So I was in Japan, how was the reaction that Odin, Beta Ray Bill, Thor, Galactus, Silver Surfer, ALL of Asgard, Gladiator, ALL the Avengers and ALL the X-men job to Godzilla?
>>153292250Uhh...um...your visit wasn't canon.
>>153289520>futa on futaPuke inducing>hung trap on trapDiamonds
>>153289536Holy shit AI can make manga panel shitpost material?
Good night to everyone except amerifats
>>153292972futa on futa is basedfuta on female is basedfuta on trap is basedfuta on male is basedmy hero is...
>>153291536Why did his clothes change
>Tardigrades live in diverse regions of Earth's biosphere – mountaintops, the deep sea, tropical rainforests, and the Antarctic. They are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive severe conditions, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation – that would quickly kill most other forms of life. Tardigrades have survived exposure to outer space.How are we supposed to compete
>>153293250>High pressure?>I SLEEP>Low pressure?>I SLEEP>Radiation?>I SLEEPAwakecels...
AHEMWhat is a DND character or monster you'd like to see on Death Battle?
>>153293270Vecna is the obvious one.
>>153293250>Minmaxed into defense instead of attack
>>153293280But who would be an actual good, non-stomp matchup for him?Thematically he fits with Nagash, but he absolutely FONDLES Nagash.Mannimarco maybe?
>>153293320They're just going to put him against Doom, it's not that big of a stomp and it basically requires scaling Doom to everything short of TOAA to win
>>153293353Would they wank Doom that high to have him win though?Vecna is lorewise, despite being a 'lesser deity' the only divine creature to ever manage to sneak into Sigil without being obliterated by the Lady of Pain.
>>153293409Yes, DND cosmic shit matches even Marvel suggsverse layers like the ones they had for Hulk since it has shit like abstracts/concepts that transcend infinite dimensional multiverses and then shit that transcends all of that
Advance to the next battleground>>153294128>>153294128>>153294128
