okay.

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>movie clearly shows the name is TITAN
>it's actually TIGHTEN
was this a last minute change?

>>153290077
It's kind of shocking how this character from a 2010 PG film represents incels and misogynists so well. The type of guys who think women owe them sex and relationships and when a woman they're into rejects them they start being rude to her and start to hate all women.

>>153290157
It's Hal being a fucking idiot.

>>153290157
Megamind named him Titan but he's so dumb that he didn't even know how to properly spell Titan and spelt it as Tighten. So he started off as Titan but "reclaimed" per se it into Tighten.

>>153290157
i've always preferred to refer to him as tighten just simply because it's funnier
he's a stupid character so he's funnier with a stupid name

>>153290077
Holy fuck his face is so punchable

>>153290157
the dreaded Booty Bandit will love proving how Tight he is in prison.

>>153291754
right?! i've never wanted to punch a cartoon character this bad in my life

>>153290208
Hal is way more charitable than the average /r9k/cel. He was a harmless social retard before he got superpowers, which would give anyone a massive ego boost.

>>153292045
nta but i agree with you 100%
people underestimate how having too much power will change them as a person
and i'm not just talking about it as in a fictional sense, i'm talking about when you put an average nice enough person in a position of power and control over others they start to change
it's why most people in power such as presidents, governments, kings, queens, owners of massive corporations, etc all tend to sort of be psychopaths who live selfishly without caring who they hurt as long as they win in the end
so in other words an average person put in hal's position would probably start off as a good superhero at first but gradually turn more into an anti-hero super hero and eventually into a supervillain
people are like "i would never be like that i'm a good person" until they have the opportunity to do bad and get away with it with little to not consequence

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>>153291854
>Tighten huh? I wanna see how tight you really are boy.

MegaMind: School children be my friend.

School Children: Sorry MegaMind but I'm just not interested science nerds.

MegaMind: WHAT?! But I'm SMAART! I have a minion! I'm the smart guy! I have gadgets!

School Children: MegaMind you're a snart guy, but I only like Metro Man.

MegaMind: Nooo! You're supposed to like ME! This isn't right!

School Children: MegaMind I'm sorry!

MegaMind: FINE. If you won't be my friends then I'm gonna turn into a supervillain. I'm gonna turn into the world's most evil supervillain and destroy the town and kill everyone you love!

>>153292786
Psychopaths are predisposed to play and win that game of only because they don't have any reluctance.

You don't become a psychopath from exposure to power, your natural incompetence and moral retardation is just harder to hide.

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>>153290157
>movie clearly shows the name is TITAN
It's a joke and you're a bad liar

>>153292786
I've seen this happen with some friends of mine where they start off physically weak and are gentle and humble, then they begin to exercise more and nothing really changes for a while but once their muscles start to visibly grow then they gradually start to become more and more arrogant and going out of their way to start fights with guys smaller than them that they know they can probably beat.

Before anyone asks you can get away with fighting here because the police is really bad and doesn't give a shit. As long as no one was killed assault is basically fine.

>>153293079
love how accurate this is. so in other words tighten and megamind are both basically assholes

>>153292786
>>153293123
And that's why the world will always belong to the biggest, strongest and meanest bullies! That's the natural order!

>>153293742
That's exactly why in prison the ones who rule are the biggest, baddest, cruelest, strongest men in there. If you're small and weak you'll be tortured every single day in prison.

>>153293797
And we should make the entire planet one great big prison. Or a torture chamber. As long as we maximize suffering worldwide.

>>153290273
He said that Tighten was the only name he could trademark. Maybe Titan was taken.

>>153293797
in school (as in anything before college) it's the same way. i remember as early as fucking kindergarten as everyone was getting off the school bus this much bigger kid pushed me as hard as he could and i fell face first onto concrete floor and broke almost all my teeth and there was just so much blood coming out of my mouth

and to top it off the bigger kid got a literal slap on the wrist as a punishment. he was just forced to say sorry and he did but the next day after that he just went back to treating me like shit. i did try to fight him back but he was almost two times bigger than me a way bigger so that didn't work. and on top of that i was the one who got in trouble for defending myself. got detention for like two weeks meanwhile all he got was a 5 minute time out

>>153293079
Megamind never tried to destroy the town or kill everyone.
His evil plans were things like "illiteracy beam". He was just a mischievous scamp.
He was a good guy playing the role of a villain. All show with little actual villainy.

He's ugly and fat, therefore evil

>>153293079
Yes Megamind perpetuated the cycle of trauma until it bit him in the ass

Reminds me of those women that are ready to settle down when the they turn 40 and the bad boys don’t want to fuck them an……I mean, finally mature. But they want to have babies with 23 year olds because, they don’t want retard babies. And then they freak out and call them pedos.

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Just be an asshole/bad boy, why do women finger themselves to Dracula from that Castlevania show?

>>153294040
megamind was almost like the team rocket trio in a way
people who do bad things but aren't truly evil, just a goofy and performative kind of evil
the team rocket trio always turns to good when things start to get too far or truly evil villains come into the picture
plus they love their pokemon and do anything they can to protect them

>>153290077
I enjoyed how, just like Metroman using his super speed to "take some time to think" showed he could have trivially defeated any scheme of Megamind's any time he wanted, Megamind creating Tighten showed he could have trivially given himself Metroman's powers any time he wanted.

>>153293079
/thread

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>>153292942
>impresses him when bussy so tight he got stuck in a clench

>>153294781
Team Rocket are objectively better characters.

>>153294766
I don't know what stew you're marinating in but for your own sake touch grass.

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>>153294801
..........

>>153294801
>stuck in the ass mid-assrape
KEK

I hate how roasties pretend this boring movie is profound or clever.
It's a mediocre superhero parody that's been done millions of times before, and better.

>>153294811
i mean to be fair the team rocket trio has been around for over 20 years, being in over 1000 episodes, meanwhile all tighten has is an hour and a half movie lol
not exactly a fair comparison. tighten didn't have time to be as fleshed out as team rocket

>>153294816
Go back to r*ddit

>>153294834
I'm talking about Megamind, that character sucks.
Tighten is okay, at least he's a real supervillain.

>>153294801
Kek

>>153290077
Gotta admire how this film made the villain a fucking idiot. Really goes to show how you shouldn't underestimate an idiot with a lot of power. An idiot in a powerful position can be incredibly dangerous.

>>153294836
That reminds me of women who want to settle down in their 40s but the bad boys don't want to fuck them and they don't want retard babies but they call 23 year olds paedophiles

>>153295054
Too real

>>153294780
If women are into bad boys, why is no woman fingering herself to Tighten?

>>153292786
>people underestimate how having too much power will change them as a person
It doesn't change people, it just reveals who they really are. Any weakling can be a go-along to get-along friendly nice guy pacifist. Power is what allows you to enforce your will, and what your will is is what defines you as a person.

>>153295279
>Nothing can change a person's habits ever
OK
I won't tell you to get a clue because you'll deny that you can

Titan and Megamind are the exact same character, except one of them has the writers on their side so everything one does is framed in a sympathetic, entertaining, or positive light, and the other just gets to look cringe.
At no point in the entire movie does Megamind do anything for anyone without the ulterior motive of getting his blue dick wet. If Titan hadn't bothered to kidnap his waifu, he wouldn't have even done anything about what he loosed onto the city.

>>153295320
Megamind is a supervillain

>>153295304
>Wow I love the taste of semen so much, glug glug
Hey while we're making up shit the other person said and responding to that instead, you should really get better toothpaste to cover those cumburps up buddy.

>>153295328
Sorry, but your response can't change who I really am, which is a person who thinks you're a dumb faggot.

>>153295268
Not enough time for him to attract groupies. Serial killers literaly attract groupies, of thier prefered victim type, while doing absolutely nothing on death-row.

>>153295279
So if they have no power, they have never really expressed thier will? Or at least it is muted?

>>153294801
>don't make me ruin that butt, Tit-ACK

I'm not sure why people consider Tighten an incel. He's more so a 'nice guy' archetype. An incel would get rejected by Roxanne but not get upset because he would expect it to happen.

>>153294793
Tighten was clearly much weaker than Metroman.
Not even close.
Tighten was actually trying to kill Megamind and wasnt able to immediately accomplish this
Metroman could absolutely have done that at any point and chose not to
Sure megamind could have given himself powers but hed end up like Homelander compared to Superman, it just wouldnt be enough

>>153295320
Exactly
We, the audience, get to see Megaminds actions from the outside. So we know his motivations and reasonings
But for people in the movie. They just see Megamind as a villain who threatens their lives on a constant basis.
In that context Tightens reaction to Megamind makes sense.
This was him fighting against the guy who murdered a superhero and then took total control over the city after decades of attempting to kill and or enslave them all.
The problem came about with tighten was he stuck to the playbook only to find out it doesnt work.
Hell if Megamind hadnt gotten with the girl, she might have fallen for Tighten like she did Metroman.
And all of that could have been avoided.

>>153295850
Incel is just an overused insult, used mainly by women to emasculate men.
Gay men have been called incels Married men have been called incels. Vice President Pence was called an incel when he said he would literaly not be alone in a room with any woman but his wife, to avoid the risk of being accused of anything.

They haven't sharpened the saw, so it's not biting anymore, so much there are groups of both genders VOLENTARILY calling themselves "involentary celibate".
It's effectivly meaningless.

>>153295890
True. People lost the plot. Incel used to mean involuntary celibate though at some point.

>>153295864
Hal was demostrated to not really get things intellectually. Like misspelling his name, or needing training for basic things, or flying like he was sitting in a car. I don't thing he was ever trying to do things he wasn't just told he could do.

In movie we didn't even know metroman effectivly moved at superspeed till after hal got mad. Hal only broke the copper containment out of frustation/ignorance.

>>153290208
That's because prior to incel "culture", such morons were referred to as Nice Guys

>>153295850
>>153295890
>>153295945
>>153296020
I have an idea! Let's all RECLAIM the word incel! The same way Blacks reclaimed nigger! The same way faggots reclaimed faggot! The say way autists reclaimed retard!

>>153296049
reclaim? are you implying that all us anons are incels?

>>153290077
You left out the initial part.

Media: The hero always gets the girl.

Hal's mom: Women will only have eyes for heroes when you're older.

Roxanne: I like heroes. I want the hero.

Hal is still a bitter idiot who is responsible for his own actions but he was all but promised a certain reward for being a certain way by the culture and the people around him, and it was Megamind who chose to give him the ability to cause great harm.
The guy took the blame for everything and so society didn't change. And since the source of the problem wasn't addressed, it will happen again and again.

>>153296184
So true. Too many people underestimate the effect media has on the human population. The average person is not all that smart and will most likely believe almost anything the media says. And then all it takes is a famous person they love endorsing something and people will follow that something like a religion. Social media in particular (especially TikTok) has only made things about 100x worse in this regard. A lot of people literally recording themselves committing crimes just for the views because they think it's funny. Concrete proof of them willing to throw their lives away just for some internet clout.

>>153296243
>Social media in particular (especially TikTok) has only made things about 100x worse in this regard.
that's exactly why gen z and all future generations are completely fucked. millennials are truly the last decent human beings left on earth

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>>153294801
baby, it's 4pm, time for your dick flattening

>>153290208
>>153296020
all foids should be forced into sucking me off at gunpoint
>>153293797
lmao, cope. the gangs and guards rule prison. if you're just a guy you're getting killed in there

>>153296421
Fuck off, fag

>>153295054
how was he an idiot? he was reasonably effective in combat and figured out megamind wasn't metroman
>>153296426
>heterosexual guy is a fag
cope, gigafag

>>153296433
>>heterosexual guy is a fag
Yes, you are coping

>>153292786
For the record, while this is true it also doubles as a way to demotivate people from trying to improve their lot in life. If you tell someone that gaining power will turn them into a monster, more often than not they will subconsciously sabotage themselves so they fail to improve their standing. The pursuit of power is not an inherently bad thing, so long as it is tempered with humility, patience and understanding, and that's something that more people need to realize.

>>153296448
coping with you being annoying and gay? barely

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>>153290077

The sequels are good because of this guy

>>153296460
god i forgot i was on /co/mblr for a second

>>153296465
That’s you

>>153296501
that's me coping with you being annoying and gay? don't i know it

>>153296477
Based retard

>>153296509
i wasn't being literal, you autistic moron

>>153296506
Learn to use capital letters.

>>153296521
i'LL DO THE OPPOSITE JUST TO SPITE YOU

>>153290077
>Gain superpowers
>Could fuck pretty much any woman in the world
>Instead obsesses over the one he can't have
The oneitis was strong with this one

>>153295890
>Incel is just an overused insult, used mainly by women to emasculate men.
No, it absolutely isn't. Have you never spoken to a self-identified incel? They're tragic, and they have a whole online community behind them, poisoning each other. You are talking complete shit.

>>153295850
>An incel would get rejected but not get upset
Buddy, pal, friend

>>153296966
I'm an incel. I don't even ask women out. If I get rejected I'd just slump in a defeated mindset with a hint of depression.

>>153296807
Are you surprised that after being called evil and pathetic from birth, with no successes, that they eventualy stop trying?

I think they made him a bit too retarded.

>>153296596
It would be an interesting test of his character if he actually did get some groupies and whether or not he still wanted Roxanne over all of them. That is the sort of dedicated romantic yearning that fuels novels of a certain type.

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>>153296807
>>Incel is just an overused insult, used mainly by women to emasculate men.
>No, it absolutely isn't.

On top of all that, he's also a Jew??

>>153291937
not even Johnny Test?

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>>153293229
I guess the joke is Roxanne refers to him as Titan but Tighten refers to himself as Tighten

>>153297160
You were told you were evil and pathetic from birth? That's child abuse. Not "caught the belt sometimes" abuse, that's some really serious shit. Go kick your parents' teeth in.

>>153297057
>I'd just slump in a defeated mindset with a hint of depression.
Which is not at all being upset

>>153297635
That's baseline you actual retard.
For example: Circumcision in the USA is applied almost universally without asking, even when the family isn't Christians.

Even in adult life youu can just watch how people are treated differently. If you don't just blindly accept cultural norms, most interactions turn into low level constant abuse.

If you start telling me there is an acceptable level of bad treatment go kys.

>>153297976
No I just feel sorry for you. You were circumcised? That's fucked up. Most adult interactions are not abuse though, most people basically want to be left alone and not have to deal with strangers and their shit and will act accordingly.

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>>153298087
>Most adult interactions are not abuse though

>most people basically want to be left alone and not have to deal with strangers and their shit

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Did he really deserve it?

>>153298087
>Most adult interactions are not abuse though
Bro the gilded age inequality

>>153299075
it's a kids movie so they didn't show it, but all that shit he did must've led to at least a couple hundred deaths

>>153299040
Jesus christ. People preferring to be left alone is abuse, to you? I don't know how to respond.

>>153296596
Thats why foids love this shitty movie.
Middle aged, mid looking, bitch persinality, HR lady with Tina feys voice is what the loser given god level powers and fame obsesses over?

Most men would be balls deep in a 20 year old 20/10 model within hours and the cute geek girl with doodle tats and rape fantasies in the afternoon.

Its a power fantasy of foids.

>>153299075
be pissed because the girl you're crushing on doesn't like you back is pretty understandable, deciding to rob and tyrannise a city just because you can is a less than admirable response

>>153299828
*being

>>153299706
Fuck off, faggot, stop seething

>>153295850
>>153295890
There are simps, nice guys and incels. Each being the result of poor socialization and getting the expectations for love from media.
The nice guy thinks relationships are built entirely upon nice gestures and kindness. Thus, he thinks he's doing a certain courtship ritual and gets frustrated due to obeying a series of "rules" that exist only within his head.

The simp is more than anything a danger to himself, a hopeless romantic who got his idea of romance by watching romances and has taken concepts like prioritizing her happiness to the absolute fucking extreme, often leaving him prey to emotionally manipulative and using women because of his romanticized ideal of what you do for those you love.

The incel, more than anything, isn't simply sexually frustrated but socially isolated. Typically having a lack of irl friends of either sex, his anger at the world often doesn't come from sexual or romantic frustration but what he often truly craves, companionship. No one to balance him, cheer him on, call him out, calm him down, talk to, or what have you. the incel often loses it in isolation, looking upon a world that he feels he's not allowed to participate in.
Like Frankenstein's monster, he defaults to the idea of a woman but his true yearning is camaraderie

The core difference between the incel and the nice guy is the degree of mental illness. You talk to a lot of former incels and its less a woman who helps them out but a healthy fulfilling platonic friend group.

>>153299828
If society can’t provide me with a gf the society doesn’t deserve to exist.

>>153299936
Quit your whining.

>>153299858
Foid or shill?

>>153299965
No, just a based person.

>>153299936
Get a whore.
Their affordable and will provide a girlfriend experience.

>>153299976
You are fucking loser.

>>153299992
That’s you

>>153290208
Hal represents redditors, not incels. Hal's problem is that he's fucking retarded and fundamentally unloveable because he's too fucking stupid to realize what's wrong with his own behavior.

>>153292786
Power doesn't make people change. It just reveals them as what they really are. Hal was a powerless retard before and because he couldn't force anyone to do anything, he wallowed. With powers, Hal chose to do what he actually wanted to do, which was force everyone to do whatever he wanted. And to prove what a retard Hal is, they have him demand Roxanne to love him because he's powerful now. Not because he's a good person or that he'd be nice to her or that he'd do good things for her. Because he has the power to threaten everyone to give him what he wants.

This is a woman's movie wearing a male aimed superhero skin suit isnt it?

>>153295850
An Incel wouldn't ever try. He'd just assume the worst about Roxanne from the start, decide she was never worth it, and then go back online to complain about how all women are worthless whores.

>>153290208
>It's kind of shocking how this character from a 2010 PG film represents incels and misogynists
He never specifically hated women in general thoughever. He was only mad at Roxxane for not accepting him

>>153299936
Can't you just get a gf yourself?

>>153300096
No, kys, fag

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>>153299936
BASED
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>>153300525
Its not made to be appealing to males of any age.
The lead looks like a massive fag, the heroes are retarded non-discript hero adjacent ideas of heroes, the lead heroine looks like a barely mid office lady who is 5 years away from menopause that every guy in the movie thirsts after and deferred too.

Its what betas and foids think men might like but is preaching to males while having everything squarely aimed at a female demo.

I dont really know who this is for because normie female majority never apparently never cared for it and the few men who did didnt like it.
I dont even think kids like it. And its easy to sell crappy hero cg stuff to them.

The heavy interference from producers the creators of this seems to be on the nose.

>>153299706
What in the fuck is a "foid?

>>153300617
Fag
>>153300639
Keep seething, people liked no matter how much you whine.

>>153300730
Abbreviation of “femoid”, a not so flattering term used by incels and incel adjacent communities to describe women.

>>153300036
You're not wrong, but let's be honest, people who would never abuse their power after it's been given to them are the exception, not the norm. A lot of people are nice because they can't afford not to be.

>>153296596
I fully believe Hal was gonna give up on her and focus on a life of crime, until Megamind showed him Starfather wasn't real and that he was cucking him

>>153301036
He didn’t “cuck” anybody.

>>153301077
Not in Hal's eyes

>>153301171
Well, he’s a retard

>>153300918
Normies started using it as well. After all, they changed the female created term for herself and other people who gave up on sex into an insult for MGTOW guys who genuinely gave up on women...

Well it became a free-for-all.
Its basically the female version of the guy in the OP. Oft online addicted, narcs, who use feminist wording and pseudopsychiatry terms as a bludgeon to hypocriticaly attack others.
Usually on the rainbow or pathetically enough jailhouse lez or have narcissim induced bisexuality.

>>153296310
You're right about Gen Z being screwed but if you think that Millennials are older are "decent human beings" you're fucking delusional.

At my job I'm forced to deal with retards anywhere from age 15 to age 95 and ironically or not the elderly ones actually tend to be the most insufferable of all. They seem to think that because of their age and "respect your elders" and all that that they know everything and have a free run on treating people like shit and expecting people to just deal with it.

So older doesn't equal better, everyone sucks just in general.

>>153299512
Why do they want to be left alone anon?

>>153302780
Why are you such a fag about it?

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>>153292786
I was in a position of power so to speak a long time ago and, looking back, while it didn't turn me "Evil", it did turned me into an insufferable busybody craving approval
Reading about all the HR Karens and Reddit Mods stories, i think i got off easy, i could've gone on to be one of them

>>153301815
Yeah, and? My original post still applies.

>>153290077
Are greentext threads a thing of the past now? Why are you using : instead of > OP?

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>>153290077
what an UGLY mf

>>153304673
he's not thaaaaaat ugly he's just fat AS HELL

>>153304729
After gaining superpowers he's actually pretty buff and not fat anymore but funnily enough his face remains fat. He lost fat everywhere else except for his face.

>>153305036
pretty sure the reason they did that is so that he still looks recognizable to the viewers in some way. if they slimmed down his face too much he might've not looked as recognizable

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>>153293982
Megamind meant for it to be "Titan". It was Hal who spelled it "Tighten" because it sounds the same.

>>153305113
Nah. Ge gas to be ugly yo push the evil "Nice guy" messaging.

>>153290077
>there is no king of england

>>153293229
and you have holes in your memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuG157PWMWI

>>153300036
Power has a psychological effect like addiction that anyone is susceptible to being conditioned by, it’s more “both, and” than one or the other, often more relational than intrinsic, but yeah part of that is because your motivations and destructive habits in a lack of power can soon amplify into highly damaging goals and behaviors when you gain power.

>>153290077
>I have a cape!
kek i've always liked how he said this part as if it were an accomplishment. literally a 5 year old child could make a cape using some bed sheets

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>>153304673
>>153304729
>Megamind fans being fatphobic in 2026
Why am I not surprised..

>>153290208
There's nothing wrong with Hal. He should have got the girl. Him and Megamind are the same.

>>153300036
And what is wrong with his behavior prior to getting powers besides being a fat nerd simp?

>>153305234
He has good taste. Capes are cool.

>>153290077
He's what happens when the oppressed gains power btw.

>>153305234
that's the joke. he's supposed to be a manchild

>>153306068
i ain't readin' all that

>>153305986
Hes what happens when oppressed people who are silently shown that might makes right, morality is foolish, and laws are only there to punish you not help.

When peopke who are told their greatest sin is weakness and lack of position are given power they become monsters.
Look at who is running things in media and academia.

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>>153294801
Would Booty Warrior respect being uno reverse carded by his would-be victim?

>>153306134
Its a disgusting faggot. Of course it will.

>>153306112
your loss

>>153306112
Thank you so much for outing yourself as illiterate!

>>153306200
For real. I have no idea why people say this as if it's something to be proud of. It's like why do you even need to announce it? No one's putting a gun up to your head and forcing you to read it. Just keep scrolling for fuck's sake.

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>>153306068
>to create "Racism"
>who later renames himself "Racisum"

>>153305234
Okay so where is your cape then. Bitch?

>>153293079
Its like poetry

>>153306331
I mean to be fair it does SOMETIMES have its place
People tend to overuse it and that specific anon was being a dick but sometimes when people are losing the argument they'll make simple things extra wordy for no reason just to try to overwhelm you by writing a huge wall of text that's pretty much nothing but gibberish
That's when a I am not reading all that has its place

>>153302780
Don't you?

>>153300137
You say that like he's not going to let that mindset subconsciously bleed into every other women he sees in his life that isn't his mother.

>>153305144
>Ge gas to be ugly yo
I wish phone posters were impaled, in the medieval sense of having the blunted and oiled end of a stake inserted into your anus and pushed until it extrudes from your mouth.

>>153305922
shocking thing but people are not obligated to be "tolerant and accepting" of anything they dont want. you cry fatphobic because you dont want to accept no not everyone has to like or want to see things they dont like. you dont get to scream phobic and bigot or whatever word you run to so you can scream about some moral bs and larp you dictate what others say or do. fuck off tyrant and do what not bitches do and ignore things. always some tyrant going I HAVE DECIDED YOU CAN NOT DO THING OR SAY THING.

>>153306918
Nta but I wish people who lack reading comprehension the same fate. It seems obvious to everyone but you that he meant
>he has to be ugly to
Faggot nigger.

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>>153295279
>>153300036

>Power reveals who you are

I want to put out a day dream I constantly have,

I am now the President of the United States. And I am sick and tired of Russia thinking it can still lord over Europe and the world as some bygone cartoon bad guy. So, I convene with my staff, and put forth a daring idea. We castrate the Bear, by taking away all their nukes. a fast striking clandestine operation to ensure that the Bear will never again wave it's rusty saber over smaller countries, and humiliate it once and for all, as punishment.

Where the staff agree or not, I must ask of this day dream;

IS this abuse of my power? Is it moral, even if it could mean a safer Europe? Or is it simply just a day dream of a lowly armchair nerd?

>>153306952
>>153305922
There's no such thing as "fatphobic". Homophobes are afraid of homosexuals in a quite literal sense - they'll deny they're afraid, but they think homosexuals are the downfall of civilisation or coming to rape their kids or whatever - "phobic" is not some broadly exportable term for anything a person dislikes.

Bigot is OED acceptable.

>>153295054
And idiot with a gun is always dangerous.

>>153306966
Of course it's obvious, it's a one key difference you dumb fucker. I wish you were impaled too. You're probably an embarrassed phone poster DESU.

>>153295850
Incel and Nice guy I think are interchangeable, and just representations of culture difference in time period. Nice Guy was more late 2000s/early 2010s. Incel became more of a thing around Covid onwards.

Who that said it could also be a sort of evolution.

People start out as "nice guys", but then one day, they get fed up with "being nice" and embrace the bitterness over not getting laid, thus, becoming the incel.

>>153307024
>Incel and Nice guy I think are interchangeable
No, Nice Guys are just badly adjusted individuals mad about not getting laid. Incels have this whole batshit online thing and if you can get one to open up they speak in a way that, speaking from varied experience, is strongly reminiscent of a mental illness.

>>153290077
>I'm the good guy!
From my experience almost everyone I've met that has referred to themselves as "the good guy" has been a fucking douchebag lol

>>153307019
You're fucking embarassing. If i could grab you around the neck and strangle the damn life from you I would. I'm not even joking. I'm sick of anons today always whining. You aren't superior because you've been stuck on this crummy site for ten years. The 4chan of 2007 is dead nigga. The only difference between here and Reddit is at least one those sites know it's Reddit.

>>153307024
"Nice guys" were just socially inept dickheads. Incel culture and "ideology" are a very different beast.
They're only the same thing if you're a woman and you've watch so much true crime slop that you cannot tell the difference between an awkward person and a dangerous one.

>>153307186
Least obvious Reddit shill ive seen today.

>>153290077
>If Helga Pataki was a man.
Thats who Im reminded of.

>>153307024
Nice guy is more about a behavior pattern that some incels might also exhibit, but an incel is a guy who fell into a specific online rabbithole. So yeah, Nice Guys can evolve into incels from bitterness, incels can evolve into Nice Guys when they chad up. The key difference is that Nice Guys don’t consider that their identity (people just call them that, even the name is ironic dig at lack of self-awareness) so their experiences can foster change, while incels stake an identity on feelings, don’t necessarily try to act like Nice Guys or value being seen that way, and actively encourage each other’s bitterness and delusions to get worse in response to their experiences.

>>153307186
The thing about phoneposting is, you're posting on 4chan from your fucking phone. You aren't doing something else on your computer and shitposting as a distraction or procrastination or whatever. You're here as a primary activity. That's why I used the word embarrassed. No amount of "no u" can change that. I must've missed the memo that I can't shit on people for being losers just because being a loser is popular right now.

>>153307280
Pathetic

>>153307280
Okay you fucking nigger you fucking dumb cunt. It takes almost no effort to post in a thread between sets the gym, on your lunch break, riding the bus, doing homework, etc etc. So procrastinating and being distracted means literally nothing. Kill yourself motherfucker. No one is that keyed in. You can function and do what you have to while browsing this shit site. Threads last for days because traffic is so slow. You knwo what does take effort? Scrutinizing every post, every image, every typing style and complaining about nothing.
>ohh is that le typo? You must be ESL
>ooh is that a space between paragraphs? Redditor spotted!
>erm all your sentences start with a capital letter? Must be on a phone
And? And nigger? What are you adding to the thread with that? Nothing. Fuck you. You're gay. You suck cocks. You aren't the arbitor of who gets to post here you're a whiny faggot.

>>153307343
Touched a nerve I see. My apologies.

>>153307378
Kvetching nigger.

>>153307280
>posting from a phone means it’s your primary activity right now and posting from a computer means it isn’t
grandpa what?

>>153307405
Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong. I'd never bother to read or comment on 4chan while at the gym or on my lunch break or on the bus, but I'll alt tab over once in a while when I'm supposed to be doing something else, sure.

>>153295850
>He's more so a 'nice guy' archetype.
What? No he's not. From his first appearance it's made pretty clear he's an asshole.
>An incel would get rejected by Roxanne but not get upset because he would expect it to happen.
You clearly have no clue what you're talking about. You completely mischaracterized both the "nice guy" and "incel."

>>153296807
>They're tragic

No, they're bitter that Stacy didn't open her legs for him. They're not fucking tragic. They're shallow men.

>>153307459
He has no clue, but "nice guy" is a euphemism for a particular kind of asshole, did you not know this? Are you a Nice Guy?

>>153299936
Become a gooner and enjoy masturbating. Boom, you have sexual satisfaction.

>>153307488
They're not tragic because circumstances are against them or they have anything external to complain about. They're tragic because they're men falling into themselves like black holes. Self-ruin is a sad thing to see.

>>153307168
yeah because truly good people don't have to work so hard to convince others that they're good people

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>>153307459
The nice guy archetype means an entitled asshole who thinks he’s being nice

>>153307394
Bitch harder, tardo

>>153307505
>They're tragic because they're men falling into themselves like black holes. Self-ruin is a sad thing to see.

That's fair, but I'm sorry if I'm not sympathetic because they, at best, whine alot, or at worst, do awful things.

>>153307525
How about I make you my little bitch instead?

>>153307565
Yeah, you don't owe them your sympathy. I have an overdeveloped sense of empathy from having seen mentally ill people close to me behave obnoxiously while, themselves, suffering greatly, it's turned me into a bleeding heart.

>>153307590
Sorry, not a faggot like you

>>153307516
Its fun being a dick and playing nice.
Its a nice change of pace

Most of these losers would be happy if they just bought a top tier clean whore.
Just have a whore budget set aside for buying pussy or geisha style comfort women or a full girlfriend experience.

Their cheaper then a date at a fancy restaurant and he'll get laid no matter what. Can even have favorite girls he visits regularly.

>>153307625
I think you did an ok job writing this attempt at imitating the nice guy vibe, but you have a different kind of asshole in mind who is less successful at blending in socially

>>153307625
They can't just rent a whore and be happy. Guys with a favourite whore are well-adjusted by comparison, at least they know what they want and are getting it.

>>153307653
Why not? Think they all have plot relevant oneitis?
No, a hot escort who will do almost everything and could LARP as his gf for an hour will fix all but a few of these guys right up.

Will end the incel and sex deprived stalker problem in a year.

>>153307666
>Why not?
Because they aren't renting whores. Even the ones who claim to only want sex don't, or if they do it doesn't fix what's wrong. They're all twisted up inside, you can't just shag them into shape.

>>153307681
And you know what they want by listening to loser grifter males abd females and bots.

Nah. Keeping a few hot clean escorts to fuck the shit out of or play romantic couple with occasionally will solve every problem.
And women wont have to put up with them

I honestly think feminists and blue hairs should help legalize prostitution. They complain about evil men and the like. They also state that sex workers deserve rights and protections abd porn is empowering.
1+1=2

>>153307700
I guess you've solved it, great jerb homsar

>>153290208
Incels are just proud smarmy dicks making identity culture and schizo theories over not getting laid. That's relatively new, but "unfuckable dorky asshole being a neverending wellspring of spaghetti around women and resenting them when their shallow attraction isn't reciprocated" is far from a new breed. Throughout history all sorts of people have been entitled enough to make their own feelings someone else's problem.

>>153307720
Thank you. I'm glad you see my point of view.

>>153307723
Gym and a whore will fix the incel probkem.

>>153292786
It's not that you get high up and then start being corrupted, though that can happen too. It's that being corrupt makes you sell out power over others, and have the cruelty available to climb without morality stopping you. There's a reason many school bullies grow up to be cops or nurses.

>>153307700
>Keeping a few hot clean escorts to fuck the shit out of or play romantic couple with occasionally will solve every problem
For some incels that might work, but in the end I think that's just kicking the can down the road and treating the symptom instead of the disease.
Plus, I'm not sure that there are enough women who have the aptitude, willingness, and physical attributes necessary to provide an acceptable performance to all the incels that would need it. Unless you want to advocate for mass immigration of sex workers, maybe.

>>153307605
Yeah. You're worse.

>>153296184
>The guy took the blame for everything and so society didn't change. And since the source of the problem wasn't addressed, it will happen again and again.
You think Megamind is going to keep making more super heroes that flip their shit when they can't get laid? That seems rather unlikely to me. Is this show lore or is it possible you're schizobabbling about the sins of society?

>>153290077
>>153290157
is everyone just gonna ignore that tighten basically has a broccoli haircut? way before it was cool?

>>153307848
Huh. Always thought his hair looked stupid but could never explain why.

>>153307962
His hair looks like ginger fucking pubes man

>>153307770
The problem is lack of pussy. Its on the name.
They get pussy by paying for it and the girlfriend experience
And you seriously overestimate how much acting they need to play at girlfriend.

A gym/calisthenics and an escort once a week is all these guys need.

>>153306989
>Or is it simply just a day dream of a lowly armchair nerd?
What clandestine operation could disarm all three parts of the nuclear trifecta (Intercontinental missile, Bombers, Submarines) at the same time.
It's almost like the whole system was designed specifically against a decapitory strike like you suggest.
Get better day dream.

>>153290077
Let's not forget he literally almost killed Roxanne. Just throwing her around in the air all over the place from extreme heights like she's a ragdoll or something. If he had dropped her from that height she 100% would've died or at least been left disabled for the rest of her life.

>>153307770
>Unless you want to advocate for mass immigration of sex workers, maybe.
Trump would go for this.
Yuge titties

>>153308892
not to mention he left her on top of a giant tower that was like over a thousand feet tall

>>153308855
They've got the dead man's hand, too, last I heard. They're fail-deadly. Or at least that's what they want people to believe.