So, if you were a hero or supervillain, where would you build your secret lair and what measures would you take to ensure no one discovers it.Also, how would you call it?
Anyone?
>>153297172In poor places.
>>153297172I’ll make it in this thread since no one visits it
>>153297172>where would you build your secret lair and what measures would you take to ensure no one discovers it.Answering those questions would defeat the point of it being a SECRET base.>Also, how would you call it?I'm Dutch so I would call it Het Gaatje Niksaan.
>>153300164Common mistake, there's a high chance that crackheads and hobos will gather around the entrance and most likely fuck with the locking mechanism. Atop obscure frozen mountains and beneath ocean rock formations are the way to go.
>>153300337>Atop obscure frozen mountains and beneath ocean rock formations are the way to go.Sure, but the commute is a pain in the ass. What you've gotta do is disguise the entrance as something that no one, not even a crackhead hobo, would want to go near.
>>153300404>Sure, but the commute is a pain in the assDepends on how fast you're able to travel, really. I suppose it's why Superman's lair is all the way in the Arctic and Batman's is right under his house.
>>153297172I'm secretly based, how about that?
>>153297172I mean it depends on the kind of hero/villain I am, doesn't it? Personally I like the idea of being a cheesy spy thriller villian and really you can't beat the good old "evil lair on a tropical island with a casino resort as a front" for that.
>>153302702Although thinking about it with current events people might think I'm a nonce. So maybe not a private island you have to fly to.
>>153302702>>153302765>A secret agent makes one too many Epstein Island jokes while being interrogated by supervillian Anon Y. Mous and just gets shot rather than the normal elaborate death device
>>153297172Am I in a high-powered superhero universe like DC, Marvel or Invincible? Pocket dimension, it's the only way they won't nail me immediately. Otherwise...secret subterranean moon base! On the dark side, of course. So stylish, so affordable.
Converted firewatch tower.
>>153302765>Evil villain needs a lair but passes on a private island because he's not THAT evil
>>153297172Private island with an underwater base Will use tartarian and ancient tech conspiracy theory stuff. Will have it removed from maps. Spend my days living like John mccafee/the marquis desade
>>153297172Beneath a whore house if im a hero.
Anything with cable cars feels like cheating. And it's also aesthetic as fuck.
>>153304758good movie
>>153297172Where is this from?
>>153304758>enemy finally figures out the location of your base>does so while you’re riding the car>cue awesome fight in the cable car above some great height with dramatic music playing
>>153297172Pocket dimension kept in a safe only my butler knows the combination to.
>>153302702Man I wish Evil Genius 2's didn't eliminate the island exterior. Now enemy agents just get funnelled straight into your operation and there's barely anything you can do to stop them without significant risk to your own men.
>>153306980But what if your butler dies?
>>153297172A magically hidden castle on top of a skyscraper I own. Anyone with enough mojo to see through the glamour is either on my side or knows not to mess with me .
>>153309589how the fuck do you balance a castle on top of a skyscraper
>>153311121Check out the Maison Heler some mad rich man wants to build in Metz, Germany
>>153311358Metz is in France and that hotel has been built, maybe search first then post.
>>153297172I’d build it beneath the house of someone I hate and take no measures to ensure it isn’t discovered
>>153309589>A secret base atop the World Trade Center, obscured by magic! It’s genius! No one will ever find it!
