Okay people, I just got word that the Viltrumites are on their way here, to Earth. Probably with their whole damn species, which isn't a lot of them but its still more than we can handle. Invincible is still offworld, and this is too much for the Guardians of the Globe so I can't afford to be picky. We're calling in everyone for this.Some of you have worked as heroes before. A lot of you may be villains. Hell, most of you are not even from this universe. But none of that matters right now. All that matters is: do you have what it takes to stop a Viltrumite?We don't have a lot of time, so lets keep these interviews quick. I need your name, what universe you come from, and what your powers are/why you think you can take a Viltrumite in a fight.
Going off ofhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomI have....flawless artistry
>>153300360>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Independent_Shadowhahahahawe are so fucked
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_Otter_PhysiologyThis is the exact fucking power someone from Invincible would have just to be stupid and die fighting a Viltrumite.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/ChloroscienceJFMSU
>>153300421>>153300477I don't think this is a powerlisting.wikia thread. OP wanted us to state what UNIVERSE we are from in our blurb. I think we are supposed to be suggesting existing characters that could beat viltrumites from other settings. A crossover thread.So I'm going to go with the funny answer and say Cardcaptor Sakura. Magical girl powerlevels are fucking bullshit.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Hyper_Axial_MotionI'm so fucking dead.Where's the line to become a slave?
>>153300360https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-ActionNo worries guys I'm a God.
>>153300360Hey Cecil, just get Dupli Kate out of retirement, convert her corpses into Re-Animen, arm them with the reverse engineered remains of the Mauler twins' nerve gun, and the sonic device that cripples Viltrumites
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Primordial_Deity Don't worry guys I have a planI'll just reset the timeline to an arbitrary point and Mark will be prepared for everything.
>>153300360https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Existence_AssignmentJust so you guys know, I don't think I am qualified for this, so sorry for any unforseen consequences.
>>153300360>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nuclear_Beam_EmissionI got lasers. I got the best lasers. I'm pretty sure I can help, at least before they recognize me as a threat and speedblitz me, so.. yeah. I got one kill. Woo.
Leave it to me, for I am Gamma Rae!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_AuraSo it seems as if I'm the Avatar, in that I can surrounded myself with the elements.Any advice before the battle on how I can use this to slaughter viltrumites? I mean, doesn't seem to have any limits on what elements the aura is comprised of or how intense they are in effect, would just be a bit worried about collateral damage in that case.
>>153300585A' non the facelessWhat is your wisdom?
>>153300629Bee yourselfAnd if that doesn't workBee better
>>153300618Just use air control and ragdoll them till they cry,
>>153300421>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random>Fire Manilpulation.Are Viltrumites fireproof? Otherwise we're having roasted aliens for dinner.
>>153300669Depends if your power is flamethrower or straight up solar fire level.
>>153300360Kirby eats them all.
>>153300697Now now anon, throwing that ball of pink cosmic horror at those things is overkill, we need a good story to keep our customers entertained.
>>153300360I have a better riddle for you cecilWhat exactly do we do with all these faggots when/if the viltrumites run away?Don't think you believe they'll just willingly get back to their own dimensions just like that do you?
>>153300360Sixth Generation Interstellar Cruising Decisive Weapon, Buster Machine No. 7: "Nono"From DiebusterPowers: Super advanced robot designed for galactic warfare, capable of warping across great distances, generating and manipulating black holes on command as both attack and defense, and beam attacks that can casually cut through a large moon/small planet. Her default enemy that she was designed to beat lays their eggs in stars, shits fusion plasma, and comes in swarms of trillions.Her biggest difficulty would be stopping the Viltrumites without rendering Earth uninhabitable in the crossfire. She was never designed for planetary combat.
>>153300360I volunteer to distract their women by breeding with them.
>>153300822Based anon, you get special plot armor and a future of viltrum haremBut you gotta show us how good your rizz is first, I can alter reality but can't do miracles man.
>>153300822I mean... the stakes are too high for me to tell you 'no' but just so we're clear nobody is coming to your rescue if this goes sideways.
>>153300360>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_WavesGet them and me into a unpopulated area and I might be able to do something but if my wave is kinetic or gravitational force at best I can stall.
>>153300799>PicGLOBAL RULE 15GLOBAL RULE 15GLOBAL RULE 15
>>153300360>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sin_Empowermentdo i win?
>>153300883If Cecil is smart enough (he isn't) he'll keep you away from that fight, lest the combined sins of the viltrufags and all the other anons fighting would empower you into becoming a chaos god.
*raises paw* I can fire a friendship beam from my chest, capable of melting even the coldest hearts.
>>153300924Heart melting boob blaster.Could be useful
I have someone to suggest that can't actually kill a Viltrumite, but might end up being MvP regardless.Phara is one of four Autoscorers (alchemy powered life-sized magical dolls) from Symphogear. The other 4 don't matter here, what maters is Phara's specific skill: Swordbreaker.Swordbreaker is a conceptual weapon that maker her immune to anything that her opponent considers to be a blade. Not only can she parry such attacks 100% successfully, even if its not physically possible for her to do so, but that weapon she parried then *breaks*. She's already successfully used this on someone trying to karate chop through a person and their hand exploded after.Having Phara nearby makes you *immune to the viltrumite handshake*.
>>153300360Rex Salazar! Can make all sorts of nanite constructs, can control tech using nanites and some got a few other abilities in case of emergency. I kick Kaiju Evo butt on the regular so this shouldn't be too big am issue
>>153300360Samurai Jack, his sword can cut through evil.
I've been called to face intergalactic threats before but I have to admit that put my balls in my throat.
>>153300360Hey Cecil you'll NEVER GUESS who I ran into while in space!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri148x8chDk
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mineral_GenerationGentlemen, I propose that we encircle earth with a thick durable layer of nigh impregnable patentented Diamondilium™at taxpayer's expense, of course
>>153301388>We will build a wall>And make VIltrum pay for it.
>>153300360I will single handedly take down viltrum. Everyone relax, the earth is saved.https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni_Vortex_Creation
>>153301388But wouldn't the diamond wall act like a giant magnifying glass, amplifying sunlight?
>>153300360What's your name? Seasalt?Don't worry I've got this https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pretzel_Mimicry
>>153300421Uh Hi, the name is Sword Punch. I have the ability to project sharp blades from my punches and kicks. Maybe I can distract them from far away while punching swords at them?
>>153301489quiet, you dolt!if anything, it's more likely to generate global cooling due to filtered solar emissions
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Californium_ManipulationSomeone smart explain to me if this is a good thing or not.
>>153301900You can make cheap nukes. Thats about it. I swear, like 90% of the powers on this fucking wiki are TV tropes tier "it came to me in a dream, better write it down' ideas with absolutely no fucking basis in any actual character.
>>153300360https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Continuum_Energy_ManipulationI guess I could get pasted one second slower with this.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Absolute_RotationThis sounds cooler than it is, I'm basically a super gymnast.
>>153300360Digimon Universe.You don't even need the Royal Knights, Olympos XII or any others, the average Mega could take at least 5 Viltrumites
>>153300421>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Rotating_Ball_Projection
>>153300421My hero name is Moose Knuckle. I'm from a universe where Japan bombed West Ontario to keep Canada out of WW2 and nobody noticed for two weeks. They nuked Japan and became the world's leading superpower.https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Concussive_ForceI get one good hit off before immediately getting punched into a blood mist.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Knife_CreationWell fucking great. I'm a fucking London resident. About to get turned into a makeshift weapon. Krieg will ram his fist through my head and use whatever knifes I have to blend civilians.
>>153300360https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Microscopic_ExertionSo I'm essentially Manhattan/Atom Eve but only with my own physical matter. Which, being a superstring/quantum consciousness, is pretty abstract.Anyway, you can call me Slly String, and I have already made myself stronger than anything else in this (or most) universes.
>>153300360https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_BestowalI have the power to give other people the power to copy powers?That's actually pretty good in this scenario since I can just make a ton of bootleg Viltrumites, but I'd need protection since I can't copy powers for myself.
>>153300360I am from the Seven Part World, and Viltrum is the least of your worries.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Geometric_PhysiologyI can turn into a rhombus.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Ranged_WeaponryJust tell me what direction they are in and I'll take care of the rest.
>>153300421There's no stopping me nowhttps://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ice_Cream_Magic
>>153300360What if we invoke one of our gods? We have thousands; one of them can help us.
>>153303170>picContext?
>>153302920I think you would get arrested for having a knife first
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Method_Manipulation?commentId=4400000000000114631I don't understand what this does
>>153303326This wiki is massively bloated with bullshit
>>153303299>London is being ripped apart>come as sharps master, hoping to maybe slow them down>Bobby comes from the shadow>"you got a loi-">we both get ripped in half with a single chop.
>>153303249The jaguar god telling Ben Daimio to embrace his new life (giving him the werejaguar curse).It's from the Hellboy universe.
don't even trip, dawg, I'm from earth and I got that earth-pussy on me and I'm a total whore I'm gonna call ten of my sluttiest friends and we'll have this wrapped up by evening
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Manuele9/UltipotenceNow I could just solo them but this power sounds like some Redditors made it up when arguing who'd win between Galactus and Yog-sothoth because one is more cosmic but they're both 9-B and I don't really want to do it, sounds cringe.
>>153300360We need some real retarded plan from Sea Salt when it's all gonna be doneMaybe drowning male Viltrumites in pussy, that should stop them!
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Concord_InducementI guess my power is bringing peace. It doesn't state how strong my power is, so my utility ranges somewhere between making all our guys cooperate with eachother to getting the Viltrumites to stand down. And I am not setting foot on the battlefield to see if I can affect them from up close.
>>153300849>>153300842The operation will work perfectly. Besides, is this not what man has dreamt of since he first looked up at the stars?
>>153300360https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_CapacitorViltrumites are the toast.
>>153300360>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Infinite_Digestive_Systemsigh
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Relative_Strength_Perceptionso bluffingtechnically i could convince some rando im stronger than God but viltrumites are cocky shits so immediately powers are capped if it takes a group consensus
>>153304328maybe viltrumites are weak to vore fetishism
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Razor_Handthey already do this handshake on the regular in invincibleis it really a power or just something you can do with enough super strength
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Trio_CombinationTriforce?
>>153300421>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:ClonerAlright someone give me Invincible's DNA and I'll manage to cook up something that can buy us time.
>>153300360>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Property_ConglomerationSend me to Thragg
>>153300421I believe in you, Rohan-Sensei
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Runny_MovementSo does that make me basically the T-1000?
If we can create a battle plan combining >>153304616's Cloning and >>153304696's Property Conglomeration then we could succesfully mass produce instantly adaptable Invincible clones and send them as a counter attack against Thragg's invasion group.If the first wave fails to kill them they will be replaced with more and so forth till we grind the Viltrumites into an attrition that forces them to either retreat or die.
>>153304840Alright so we are gonna need a dps distraction, a frontline cappable of tanking the first strike, and an extraction team that retrieves dna samples and gtfos back to base to get the clone upgrade factory going.I would say we use>>153300606>>153300618>>153300669 as distraction and have >>153300883as the main opposing force, or if we are lucky maybe one of the manny deity level anons.
>>153300360>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomCellular Shapeshiftingi'm turning into mark rape every female viltrumite
>>153305042Fuck, even better.We can use this anon as a Viltrumite genetic bank
>>153304840>Zerg Rush the Viltrumites with Mark clonesThat might work for a while, but if they figure out where we are making them we are fucked when they come knocking on our door.
>>153305195That's why we keep rushing them till we crush them. We keep going till our cloning and development anons have copies of every single one of those fuckers
>>153305195Anon, with the clones we have a real chance of at least making the Viltrumites back off. They might be around a few dozen veterans and Thragg himself with them but we'll send them dozens, hundreds or even thousands of modified Marks in response if we can.Overwhelming Numbers will be the name of the game.
>>153300570cool that'll only take.. six months
>>153303991>Eugh
I have a feeling when Invincible comes back he won't like that we resorted to mass produce clones of him to beat this invasion.
I know what we can twy.Just tell the Viltwumites about Mistuw Poofuws. Challenge them to attempt to tell a stowy about him dyin, then when they can't, it'll dwive them nuts!Then while they'we distwacted, we sneak up behind 'em and pour Mountain Dew down theiw pants.
>>153300360Why do we care about Viltrumites invading?
>>153305842their fashion sense is fucking awful
>>153305842they're gonna steal our women and healthcare and vote illegally
>>153305842They will rape our women and kill all our men and children
>So then I says "Viltrum? I don't even want 'em!" An' dey get so incensed dat dey leave. Oah not, whateveh. I'm old. Da last usefuI plan I had was keeping a tube a' Preparation H on me at all times.>Wait wait, I got one moah idea. Send dose Warner kids after 'em. Didn't dey once straight-up beat Ol' Scratch?
>>153305842They're gonna date our women and kill everyone else.
>>153305842They called me a bitch
>>153305877They might even rape the children.
>>153305673I am sorry.Would his majesty have liked it better seing the viltrum's flag all around Earth and a third of our population purged while the rest is enslaved and turned into breeding stock?We can kill all the clones and send our unconditional surrender to Thragg right now if he so much preffers.
>>153305673Then next time, let us use the Scourge virus. Just put mark and Nolan in a bunker or seal them in plastic with 12 o2 cans.
>>153305842They are boring and their suits are lame.Their best move is a stupid hand slashThey have a stupid moustacheAnd frankly their haircuts doesn't suit them.
>>153300360>We don't have a lot of timeDo we a rough ETA for Viltrumite arrival?
>>153306061What about Lobster-Fucker-Extraordinare Oliver?
>>153306099Sacrifices must be made. Nolan can start again. What's another 3 years.
>>153306099I never liked him anyway
>>153306099He can stay under water making babies if he wants
When we needed him most, Chuck Norris left us...
>>153306107>>153306110Fuck you guys.What am I supposed to tell Zoe?
>>153306131tell her he's fine, he's out bangin lobsters, couldn't be happier
>>153300360>I need your name, what universe you come from, and what your powers are/why you think you can take a Viltrumite in a fight.I ain't sayin' nothin.
>>153306131I'll fuck Zoe when she's legal. Ok?
>>153306131Tell her to suck a lemon
>>153305673The Viltrumites are fools (like its usual) for not taking advantage of Cloning technology and it will be their downfall. Mark can cry all he wants after its over.
>>153306169yknow if you analyze it for a secondthe ability to copy something means you should also be able to make it from scratch. if you actually had that tech, then you'd also be able to just genetically engineer whatever you want (presumably the maulers were not always hugely strong and blue)so you wouldn't need to make specific clones of anyone, just genetically engineer super super strength and a 6-month lifespan.
>>153306169>CloningMaulers are far more intelligent in that field than anyone else
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_TransferalLet me steal from the reanimarks and a duplicate clone and I solo.
>>153306256Not when your sole power is cloning like this anon>>153304616He is pretty much a potential one man Empire
>>153303852>Anon gets to be a god but suffers from constant self doubt.
>>153306267At this point I wonder if Cecil is afraid of what he has summoned to aid him in this battle.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hyper_StartingI don't even understand my power, so probably fucked
>>153306316Don't worryWe'll have counter measures in place to prevent some of us from growing a megalomaniac complex
>>153304616This nigga is Abathur given access to all the essence he can ask forThe Viltrumites are fucked
>>153306318I take that as meaning 'flight but with zero windup and like a bullet, and also zero recoil' like the powerpuffs.
>>153306318Some kind of Road Runner situation I guess. where you achieve max mach speed in a fraction of a second.
A-are they gone yet?
>>153306337Uh huh, like what?If you say Anissa clones or similar Anon I fucking swear.
>>153306090I've stopped time. You have as long as you need, as long as I can talk to the audience for a second about teenager stuff
>>153306357If we use him and this other one >>153306267 we can straight up make humanity the new viltrum.
>>153306407Yeah and that worked out fucking FANTASTICALLY for them.
>>153306420Fair enough.Maybe not.Would be fun as fuck to watch tho.
>>153300360Why does he look like Joe Biden with a mullet?
>>153300421Knife MimicryKnife (Annoying Orange)Great were fucked
>>153306438he's been through some shit.
>>153306443If you can also deliver the "Knife" punchline and have a giant knife come from offscreen and kill them instantly like the Monty Python's foot then we might have a chance.
>>153306451His cortisol level spiked ever since Conquest broke off his paperbox he called cage.
>>153306407I'd rather not do that, its preferable to keep strike teams of highly powerful soldiers than make every single human into Viltrumites 2.0, at least after figthing off the invasion.Sure the social taboo and moral ethics about them would be put into question and test but you can't deny the role they play by protecting the planet. Then when people get comfortable with them we might leave it as a choice they can make at some point in time to get powers of their own.
>>153306483that was pretty fucking stupid I gotta say. he's incredibly lucky to have received exactly zero comeuppance for that.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/DestabilizationChaos Chaos!I guess I am playing sabotage, let's see how much fighting spirit they have left when there's holes in their clothing, nothing to eat and their slaves are all revolting.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Amphibian_CreationOh my god we're so fucking screwed you guys!
>>153306532>their slaves are all revoltingEhhh dey aint so bad. Some of 'em are kinda cute.
>>153306537It says you can create fictional amphibians.>Oh my god we're so fucking screwed you guys!Is what they'll sayAfter you read about the Catachan barking toads
>>153306357A Zerg led cloning program with Viltrumite DNA would lead to some TERRIFIC results. An alien like Kaminoans or a Human from a corporation like Umbrella Corporation would at least keep it from growing out of control to threaten the whole universe.
>>153306572That oooooor we can create our own Combine-Tyranid type of empire and bring peace to this galaxy once and for all.
>I'll handle them
>>153300421>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Damnationnot bad but not good either
>>153300360Time to call in the secret weapon
>>153306604Bad Anon! Bad! Go to your bad boy corner!
>>153306612>Convince the Viltrumites to stop worrying about their low population by showing them how hot inbreeding is
>>153306637PERFECT.We'll have this anon >>153300595 change every single gender of the viltrumites to female.And then >>153300822 and >>153306637 will take care of the rest.Fucking genious.
>>153300421>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cold_Weather_GenerationWonderfulI can make Ice Creams to eat with the Viltrumites
>>153306648
>>153300421Dude what I'm supposed to do with this dogshit? Let them walk all over the crisp, white sheets of my house with their dirty boots and clean them??https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Carpet_Mimicry
>>153306659This distraction can only go on for 9 months maximum, before things get complicated.
>>153300360>Silk Beam EmissionSo high presure organic webing?
>>153306720Hide?
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tannin_PhysiologyThis is an outrage! I would never have such a highly satanic power
>>153306851better than the kind of tannins in grape juice
>>153300421>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Unblockable_OffenseThis is broken, you give a good gun and Thragg is dust
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Environment_SummoningThis is basically a more vague and therefore more abusable version of what Darkwing or whatever his name was had. Seeing as he could have basically beat Mark if he didn't keep gloating over him I think I might be able to take out one of the weaker Viltrumites.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Almighty_Object
>>153300421>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dating_Simulation_PhysicsI will win the hearts of the Viltrumites and achieve my harem ending.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sasquatch_Physiologywadiyatalkinabeet
>>153307443it's weird that i never noticed til recently the really obvious fact that bigfoot is depicted (and those footprints they find etc) as having humanlike feet, not ape feet. I always drew sasquatches as just kinda tall gorillas, or oozaru without tails or snouts or long ears.But once I realized that, I noticed that a TON of cartoon apes also have human feet for no particular reason. The most bizarre one was Bobo Haha in Generator Rex, who also has the oldtimey cartoon black-dog-nose-on-a-primate. and a weird color palette. man cartoons are weird.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Trust_ManipulationWe won boys, I'll just manipulate the trust of some viltrimeten pussy and we are saved
>>153300421Why the fuck is this a power and not just some virus shit?https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cannibalism_InducementWould this make them eat each other outaide Freddy Mercury?
>>153303326Basically you have the ability to create a method by which something can happen. Not necessarily an easy one but you make things possible. So technically you can make it possible to kill a viltrumite with a butter allergy. Not easy, just possible
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Navigation_MasteryI will just sail away with all the other people with useless superpowers
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Negation_TouchI last longer than you'd think, but I still get killed due to some bullshit
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inner_Beast_InfusionHey anon, pull my finger whoops your gear is part vitrulimite now, okay have fun.
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Matter_TransmutationI really don't wanna kill them, so I am just gonna make a couple million clones of myawlf and we'll build a neutron star to keep them locked up.
>>153306548I wanna fuck this squirrel
>>153300421https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Angelic_ObjectGood news everyone!…Thanks to my power I can confirm Heaven exists. So do your best before dying.
>>153305877I don’t think so.
leave them to me.
>>153307443>>153309586Between Sassy and Axe Cop, we can't lose.
>>153300360>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Coolant_ManipulationI am Mr Cool. I come from a parallel earth and thanks to my power over coolant I will shatter all of the viltumites like brittle ice.
