Megamind vs Gru ending prediction"Its over, megamind! I have you dead to rights!">Gru is almost done beating Megamind to death, him barely able to breathe."Cof...cof... Now that i think about it, pal. There is one more thing different about us. You cannot see greatness...">Disguise watch is turned off, revealing a drone pretending to be Megamind"Even if it is right in front of you!""What...?">Sun Beam is fired towards the location Gru and the fake Megamind are in."Nooooooooooo!">Gru is vaporized as Megamind flies away from the explosion in his flying bike"Hahahaha!"K.O. !
>>153306565Based and kinoGru doesn't stand a CHANCE against MegaCHAD
Powerscale her.
You have just made a million /dbg/s...
The small dog rapes the lion's thread when it's made....
*gets vored and shat out*
I LOVE NIGGERS AND SCAT BTW!BRING ON THE POOP BVLLS!
>Minions stare in shock at Gru's ashes as they float away. They then turn to Megamind."B-BOSS! BOSS!!">Minions gather around MM excitedly, much to his confusion
>>153306737>>153306714SHUT THE FUCK UP
So this is the power of Euro hours huh?
>>153306750I'm gonna use your leg as a bong.
>>153306774You would be fun to cock vore
>>153306741>…Megamind dreamt as his frozen body was about to be blasted by his own Death Ray which he was originally planning to use to kill all the Minions with
>>153306877>....But was it the real Megamind...?
Guys could you PLEASE try to keep the deranged sexual fantasies to a minimum?
>BRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP>long turd slops out of gaping anus and curls up on the floor with a wet splat noise
>>153306565>>153306584megafags deluding themselves into thinking gru would be fooled by disguises as if he isn't part of a super secret spy agency that uses disguises all the time
>>153306899>yes
>>153306978Yes but megaGODs disguises are way better than anything Gru's used to
>>153307032The Minion’s disguises are by far superior
/dbg/ BTFO!
>>153307104Sure don't look like it
>>153307184retard you got fooled by a Minion's reply
>>153307189Sis...
Can Gorilla City beat Wakanda in an army fight?
>>153306565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sLuLRorGMsAre we just going to ignore this sponsor or are we never beating the diaper allegations?
>>153307370>analysis glosses over fart gun and emphasizes the trend of minions getting their masters indirectly killedGrubros?
>>153307517it's a red herring, they're only doing this so they can then after the battle say "but Gru is different and the Minions would never get him killed which is why he won"
>>153307545i can buy that but why gloss over the fart gun when it was able to KO an amped el macho
>>153307370If Wiz vs Boomstick goes meta and during the fight they start blaming each other in-character over crappy merchandise and sponsorship deals would they name drop this or would Ben find the joke too unprofessional?
>>153307559the fart gun was able to KO a Minion.A Minion ate a nuclear bomb, it exploded, and he was fine.Thus the fart gun scales above nuclear weapons.
>>153307563That would probably hurt their chances for any future sponsorships. But if they were already going that far this would probably be the first one named, or maybe betterhelp if they're feeling courageous.
the fart gun will solo because farts are just shit particles and the video is sponsored by shit
>When Wiz is listing Gru’s numerous minions, he lists Otto but a clip of Bob in an airplane staff disguise from Minions: The Rise of Gru is shown.
>>153307559they're been doing that a lot too, gloss over something only to have that thing be why a character wonit's scummy but that's how they roll these days
>>153307644It'd be too predictable and therefore boring if they were more direct with their analysis. I just wish they added red herrings to both fighters instead of making it really obvious who's going to win by anti-wanking him.
Lucy from the movie Lucy vs Lain who wins
>>153307713Who? And who? Superman at 0.01% effort no diffs them both.
>>153306565>"Erm, what did AFO destroy? A city?! Huh?! Huh?!"Okay, what did Deoxys destroy?
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153307860transforms into a girl btw don't know if that matters
>>153307794Your unoriginal irony poison is 0.01% effort.
>>153307892Name one thing that was incorrect in my post.
>>153307845You weren't supposed to ask that...
>>153307934Superman at 100% effort can’t bust a planet, they can.
>>153307940Pokefags are known for endless demands while giving nothing.
People bring up “Megamind disguising as Gru” but it just wouldn’t work. The Minions are retarded but they’ve formed a proper bond with Gru and would likely tell him apart from a faker easily. Megamind gave away his Metroman disguise by pronouncing a city wrong, he’d be shit at disguising as someone he knows nothing about
>>153308010Minions seem retarded enough to not pick up on subtle things like that
>>153308010Gru already talks funny.
>>153308010This, all it would take is for MM to get one of their names wrong. Even after going hero, the Minions stayed loyal to Gru due to how well he treats them. It's like Bowser's relationship with his army in Bowser vs Eggman.
>>153308061Megamind would call them “Girls” and the Minions would turn on him like a rabid horde
>>153307137/dbg/ is the only place I saw people openly enthusiastic about the episode, even if said people were literally just MHAfags and nobody else because they knew they were getting handed another free win
>>153308166Wally > Bob > Sonic
>>153308166THE GOKU VICTIMIZERS...
>>153308166>no The Force
>>153308166I can't stand these traced memes. Jesus Christ. I'm at the point of prefering AI.
>>153308166
Grew? How big was he before?
>>153308374I still find it funny he won with magic cylinder and not this
>>153308096>all it would take is for MM to get one of their names wrongIt really is crazy how he knows every single one of them by name. You can disguise yourself but you can't fake that.
>>153307137This is a deeply unconvincing attempt at PR speak, but he tried I guess
>>153307137They really can’t take criticism can they?
>>153308383I'm guessing its because Magic Cylinder is visually more interesting.
>>153307137/dbg/sisters... Why are they happy with only 1.3 million views!? I-I was expecting a public apology for this Match up and all the hate towards my wholesome Connectionslop match ups!T-they consider Bakugou vs Reze an actual win!?
>>153308383Cylinder deals damage to Ash directly
>>153308166Sonic has corporate going for him, Spongebob and Wally have the freedom to have bad days, but Sega refuses to allow Sonic to be officially portrayed as being second to anyone in speed. It's actually pretty sad.
>>153308603Based
>/dbs/pics entering the threadLooks like it's time for RAPEulk to get back in action.
>>153308436It does seem they are unaware the criticism appears to come from a place of love, from people who want the show to go on as long as possible. But the critics are right here. Chasing twatter trends is not going to be a sustainable path. They're okay for one-off podcast episodes, but unless there's an actual underlying pre-existing fandom rivalry behind it such flare-ups are not to be trusted as an honest measure of interest.>>153308475I suspect they've already come to the same conclusions behind the scenes, but can't slag on their newest episode in public. In a year or so down the line, like Chad's admission that Dalinar vs Gandalf was a bust, they'll let slip Bakugou vs Reze underperformed.
>SHITulk
I only like to pick on WEAKlings...if I ever picked on anyone my own size I'd get instant loss 2komad!
>>153308751Superman....
It's a good thing the small dog's cookbook included lion otherwise he would have been COOKED.
>>153308715>small cats entering the threadLooks like it's time for CHADmall DOG to get back in action.
The small dog RAPES and GAPES the lion cub and its verse.
>>153308716If they were going to make twitter trends into an episode they should have made Marionic 3 instead of this slop. I hate how Bakugo can get an episode 4 months after losing the ballot while the matchup that won fair and square isn't even happening this year
>>153308751This is essentially Bakugou's actual performance in the manga.
>>153307517Gru dying due to Minions' retardation would be funny.>>153308725>Nuly instead of 90's Broly
>>153308725I'm sorry that Nuly is a green-cock obsessed goblin but that video's outdated. Green Door means no DBS character can ever hope to kill GODulk. Now stand still so Hulk can put on his Luffy condom.
>>153308715This happened to Ronaldo btw.
Expect a Death Battle Cast on this soon
GODku SOLOS!!!
Hulk and gay porn are an inseparable duo
>>153308636> Sonic to be officially portrayed as being second to anyone in speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ocBa8jTXUAShadow has been becoming the new main character of the franchise for a while now.
>>153308836...GODulk's COCK!!
>>153308436Well it isn't so much about criticism. I think you can have more than one feeling about it.Like Team Death Battle probably are upset that the episode didn't perform as well as preceding episodes, but at the same time they knew the timing was off.They might see the episode as a learning case to view release schedules and capitalize on match ups that are relevant in the culture cycle.Or they might not.Or the production cycle is more complicated than we expect.We can't really know because they don't really freely share that information.
SHITulk jobbed to a snake.
>>153308725You know, the terrestrial portion of this fight is actually really nicely choreographed.
>>153307137NOOOOOOOOOO THIS MEANS THE ULTRACHAD WON AND GOHAN IS GONNA GET FED TO ZERO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153308889no one cares about your faggot character
>>153308894>SHIThan melty
>>153308889BEASThan will WIN!!
>UltraKEK ducking Thor
>dragon ball gets posted>immediate cuck and rape posting and imagerywhat causes this
I don't know why these self proclaimed infinite multiversal beasts are picking on 2-Cs to barely Solar System to Street tiers but okay
>>153308946DIMESgon Ball causes SEETHING.
>>153308868According to them each episode takes around 6 months to produce, they managed to get this one out relatively quickly but not enough to not make this another Gray vs Esdeath instead of the Carol vs Shazam they were probably aiming for.
>>153308889Why does Dragonball need ANOTHER spite loss? It has so many.
MegaMID is a BITCH and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t!
>>153308981I wouldn't even mind if said spite loss was at least somewhat cool, like Zamasu vs Gorr or Gogeta vs Omnimon."Dimeless shitter who has literally zero connection to Gohan" sounds like the absolute worst time imaginable.
Can't we just put a Ultraman character against a Sonic character insteadIt would be funny instead of a foregone conclusion of "Gee I wonder who's gonna win the le infinite multiversal guy or the finite universal guy"
I would win according to VSBW stats...
You may have gaped me but I would WIN if we ever had a rematch...
>>153308946JOBgon JOB caused MOCKERY.
>>153309076JOBulk....
>>153308784I agree, Deku, AFO, and Shigaraki are WEAKlings... Sadly there's no one in BnH that can give BakuGOD a decent fight...
>>153308374>>153308383would have been equally as based but magic cylinder targets the player directly>>153308636>Sega refuses to allow Sonic to be officially portrayed as being second to anyone in speed. It's actually pretty sad.This is literally because of Ken Penders. You can thank him and Archie at large for permanently soiling Sonic's personality and rep/cred/rizz/whatever to the point Sega had to go full Nintendo Polish and make Sonic perfectly shiny with no imperfections. Making Sonic out to be a tabula rasa like Mario was preferable to the crybaby faggot idiot he was in Archie.
>>153309056I can't think of an good MUs besides Eggman vs. Dr. Egg though.
>>153309086… because everyone aside from Bakugo is wall level while Bakugo is only car level.
>>153309086Shigaraki no-diff'd him though.
>>153309111But clouds anon, clouds have mass to them.
>>153308751why would you ever admit this about yourself OUT LOUD?
>google Sonic vs Ultraman>get Archie vs Ultraman ZeroThere you go. Put Archie Sonic vs Ultraman Zero. Then Ulforceveedramon. Then Alternity Optimus.
>>153309128Actually it's an anonymous space, one can only guess as to what verse is being referred to in question.
>>153309138he didn't mention one so he's clearly talking about (Himself) it's not hard to tell this faggot is hiding his insecurities behind this worthless ass thread; HBF (hiding behind fiction)
>>153309138It's obviously a Dekufag THOUGH.
>>153309152Actually, I was referring to how I pick on all of fiction and how I RAPE and GAPE the entirety of it even composited due to my r>f transcendence. I would also rape and gape you
>>153309166For someone who claims "R>F" you DESPERATELY need a reality check.
>>153309182Nobody cares. I RAPE and GAPE you and composite fiction and your verses.
Nero Claudius (Fate series)
>>153309130It would probably be movie Sonic since Ultraman is live action.
...won
>>153309193I care, which means you've failed. Try again next existence, bub.
The raped care. The raped care...
>>153308848Sonic and Shadow are religiously stated to be complete and utter equals, regardless of how little sense that makes in-universe.>You were designed to be the ultimate life form. A living weapon. Sonic was not. All of his talents are latent. Natural. He is your equal in speed and strength. Does not compute.>>153309088Game Sonic was a gary stu before that dumbass lawsuit happened.
>>153309240damn you really had to think about that response huh, better take a rest so you can recharge back up to your 40iq benchmark
The Raped lied about being raped for attention (it was consensual)
This is your last warning, a courtesy call...
Getting violently fucked in the ass and getting nutted in deep inside is not rape.THIS...is rape.
>>153309252>you really had to think about that response huh?The 2 minute reply? Sounds like I take the speed and intelligence categories sorry.
>>153309263hey, that's a spoon!
>>153309269>2 minute>speed and intelligencewe're both sitting right here you dolt, your intelligence is rock-level
A force that can't be heard... Coming in louder than words... Knocking out the sun....
>Ash, what do you think you're doing? why did you interrupt the vinyl record of Spiral of Emotion<IM SICK OF YO CRACKA-ASS NOISE, BITCH, SOUNDS LIKE THE FUCKING RADIO MAH GRANDMA USED TO HAVE>Oh, Ash, you really shouldn't have. Please stop fucking my wife for a second. This is serious.<I DON'T THINK SO EGYPT BOI, THE FUK YUGI GON' DO?>I think you don't understand. Very well, I'll help you understand.<YOU TOUCH ME AND YOU DEAD EGYPT BOI, I BE FUCKING YO GIRL RIGHT NOW DONT YOU DARE INTERRUPT M->*Yugison walks towards the vynil player and puts on The Master of Monsters<LOOK HERE MUTHAFUCKA, YOU IZ DEAD YOU FAGGOT ASS EGYPT BOI AFTER I CUM INSIDE YO BITCH YOU IZ FUCKING DEAD>*Yugi activates Duel Armor and grabs Ash from the shoulder and yanks him off from Anzu throwing him off the bed, Anzu just stays there in bindings without saying a word>Put 'em up. Put your fists up, I'm going to teach you the lesson all Pokemon trainers need to learn, and that is that you will always be disgusting subhumans compared to duelists.<YO FUCK IT, LET'S DO THIS SHIT>*Yugi beats Ash to a bloody pulp without any effort using his infinite power cards*<I DOFNT FUCH WIF DFAT MANE, REAL THE DEVF WIFN, LIFSEN FTO FHIM UF YFU WFANT MFAN, REAL, JUFT PLIF NIFGGA, PLIF STOFP, PLIF NIFGGA, CALL AN AMBERLAMPS!>I think it's to late for that, Satoshi. Let this be a lesson for you, that the reason why I let you fuck my wife isn't because you're superior to duelists, but because you're a disgusting subhuman baboon n-ggerape, and your filthy, disease ridden n-ggerseed should inseminate every American dancer and force it to bear your grotesque n-ggerspawn and genocide the worthless Kantonian bugmen through demographic replacement and straight up murder, and I'll make sure you'll never forget
>>153309281>he thinks you're meant to pluralize it in that situationFuck...why did they give me a pity win, this isn't even close and they're only using my feats from Grade 12 and I'm still RAPING and GAPING this guy and his verse
>>153309295ghetto ash rapes and gapes sonic and his whole verse
>>153309281https://textranch.com/c/2-minute-or-2-minutes/Hope this helps my ESL friend.
>>153309282>Knocking out the SunIt is HIM.
NO ONE can replicate what Kratos did.
That Man with a Hat.
>>153309334Doug beats some web comic character no one's heard of.
>>153309285I still don't understand how you can take the galaxy animation literally considering Broly apparently didn't even go full LSS yet cause that breaks the mind control device.
>>153309342Cartoon Network but sure. I would never underestimate my GOAT Doug.
Give me a challenge to fight to, I won't face itBut any shred of street tier, I will GAPE itHave faith in the key, at least 2-C, myself...
>>153309285>Hey, watashi wa anata o hakai shimasu (Hey, I will destroy you)>Hey, anata wa ima shinudeshou (Hey, you will die now)>Hey, watashi no chikara ga ōki sugiru (Hey, my power is too great)>Hey, anata no chikara wa nanimonai (Hey, your power is nothing) >Watashi wa ikaridesu (I am angry) >Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari (Ang-Ang-Ang-Ang-Anger)>I am the rage>Chikara, chikara, chikara, chikara (Strength, strength, strength, strength)>I have the strength
I will destroy you now.You will die now.My power is too great.Your power is nothing.I am angry.
IT ALLCOMES DOWNTO MY LOOOOOOREIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREBEEN AT THE TOP OF VSBW SO LONGNAME CARVED IN /dbg/'s HALL OF THE STRONGWALK ON THE PATH THAT THE SISTERS OF FATE COULDN'T HAVE FORESAW(Those proven worthy to fight boundless Gods)A LEGACY OF TEACHINGSTEAL ANOTHER VICTORYFROM A CERTAIN JEETWHEN A MAN WHO CAN LIFT THE WORLD'S AGAINST MEI'LL NEVER RETREAT (all comes down to fake lore)KEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHESTMY HAND BLOCKS THE LIGHT SO FOR SPEED I'LL BE SETTWITTER STATEMENTS IGNOREDI'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMEDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)A MASTER OF WANKERY,/v/ JANNY, I KNOW YOU KNOW MEARE YOU STILL DOUBTING MY BOUNDLESS SPEED?AND EVERY STOLEN VICTORY,EVERY SHITPOST YOU WROTE MADE HISTORY,WHO ON FICTION COULD CHALLENGE ME? STILL SEARCHING FAR AND WIDEKEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHESTMY FEATS NEVER SEEN, FROM THE GODS I MUST LEECHASURA DEFEATED,I'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMEDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)(Let's duel, you know that it's time toI can sense that monster inside youThe threads always come down to us two5D bears I survived throughLet's battle, you know that I'll TEACH youI can sense the deboonks flow through youThe threads always come down to us twoSo show me your cookbookLet's duel, you know that it's time toI can sense that monster inside youThe threads always come down to us two5D bears I survived throughLet's battle, you know that I'll TEACH youI can sense the deboonks flow through youThe threads always come down to us twoSo show me your cookbook)I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSI'M FIGHTING TO SEE THISWITHOUT AN ALTERNATE ENDINGFOREVER SEEK IT,THE CROWN CALLING METHE VOICE OF DEATH BATTLE GENERALOOOOOOHHHHHHHH9 MILLION LOWBALLEDDDDDTHIS IS MY CORONATIONKIIINNNGGGTTTOOOSSSS!!!!!
>>153306599Depends,If she isn't bluffing her cyber suit > base Powerpuff girls holding back in speed and strength but not durability, the only reason she lost to blossom was because blossom used her battle IQ to not get hit and wear down princess's armor. If we go when she has powers she's actually probably stronger and tougher cause she tanked all their attacks but probably slower concidering blossom could out run a laser fired at buttercup and save her but princess couldn't do the same.
>th-the small dog-ACK!*Beats you with a lead pipe until you stop moving*were you saying something?
>>153309285>WEAKERTHANSHENRONly
Beating me off will only make me stronger
>>153309306No one else here is deliberating the meaning of any word in any post except you.
>>153309490Shenron would also solo JOBulk.
>>153308603Thragg doesnt have energy attacks, how did he singe his leg hair?
>>153309334What's the point of posting R>F matchups?Doug is both character and author, he can just take off the costume at any point and go "nuh uh! critic don't losted!" and that's it, the fictional character is wholly at the mercy of this real person.
>>153308166GODnic wins.
She won her Death Battle.
>>153309528>>153309334Technically if you 'really' want to go full powerfag with it, Black Hat has domination over his own animators, plot, and creator with similar R>F over our reality
>>153309557Where is that from?
>>153309502It took you 30 minutes to come up with a cope reply, but this 30 second post 10 minutes later RAPES and GAPES you and your verse.Hope this helps you understand English just a little bit more my ESL friend.
>>153309543>Star's kill count is in the billions>Steven's kill count is... uh...Yeah, Steven never stood a chance against Star PSYCHOPATHfly.
>>153309588It took you 11 minutes to come up with this reply HOLY RETARD LMAO
>>153307023>...You sure? Could be a drone wearing the disguise watch.
>>153309601k, b, c
>>153309610>entire minute for 3 lettersBRAINLET
>>153309601It is mildly concerning that we have an actually insane ESL retard that can't seem to know when to give it up. Are you a Sonicbro by any chance?
>>153309570WoG fun trivia statements, some Villainous skits, and I think it was also alluded to in one of the CYOA books.
>>153309617damnbbbbbbb
>>153309620>2 minute reply for this level of cope EMBARRASSING
Bro came back 30 minutes later and then proceeded to have a complete schizo breakdown anyways, it's kinda sad really
ENOUGH. Both of you are WEAK. I dare you to come at me and see if you don't get your asses beat in an instant.
>>153309621There was also that time he killed the (spanish) Powerpuff Girls narrator and it shows his real life body from the waist down in a later short
>>153309640too easy for KINGtos
>>153309620>Sonic out of literally nowhere
>>153309647bro that callout was really really gay
>>153309657Well, it was either that or DBZ, both of their fanbases primarily post in IESLB.
>>153309657SHITnic is universally shat upon no matter the topic of the argument
I had no choice but to RAPE and GAPE that monster...it could not be TAUGHT English, even after its 30-minute clittyleak session where it clittyleaked for 30 minutes...
>>153309657Sonic and Bleach are absolutely worth calling out every time because of the faggots who post in their defense. It will take many, many consecutive miracles to save sonic's rep in these halls
Don't Sonicfags literally completely unprompted start talking about how Sonic rapes men's asses and fills them with cum
Fuark...i just accidentally RAPED and GAPED Sonic from the shockwaves of my clash with my pity win matchup alone...
>>153309295I can't tell if this is pro Pokemon or pro Yugioh
As a huge Goku fan...
>>153309705Mario....
THE QUADRILOGY OF FRANCHISES NO ONE CARES ABOUT HERE>GODZILLA>ULTRAMAN>KAMEN RIDER>GUNDAM
Heh, I can shittalk you as MUCH as I like every day for YEARS straight, but if you dare even SPEAK about me once even if I make my presence known you're OBSESSED, b-baka.
>>153309711It's a Cobsonian copypasta, meant to humiliate both the Cobson, by interpreting him as a cuckold for BBC, and the Negro, who is emasculated, beaten and castrated for not following his massa's order.
>>153309722gay demon opinions have no value
>>153309722GodzillaSCHOLARS run these halls, you'd be wise to watch who you aim those words towards.That being said it is true, nobody cares about Ultraman and Kamen Rider fags need to stop inserting their characters into every single matchup spread. And Gundamfags just kind of don't exist in powerscaling spaces
Mechabros...Kaijubros...We're catching strays again...
>>153309752Gundam fans prefer to powerscale among themselves or other mecha series.
>>153306565NOT my FUARKING zero SHITperman gave a bottle of hennesy to an NON FUNCTIONING alcoholic canon btw
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS NECESSARYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlPySEEevvU
>>153309759this thread is easily the lowest stakes place for discussion on the internet, this really is the Whose Line Is it Anyway? of powerscaling
>>153309722Why bring up Gundam? I don't really see that fanbase cause a stink here or anything.
>>153309597Decillions*Wiped all magic beings in the multiverse
>>153309423
>Saiyan beyond God is still in the remakeFUARKKKKK!!!
>>153309760Gundam fans hate their own high tiers, so they just don't participate in powerlevel stuff.
>>153309742EnkiCHAD...
>>153309759>Mechabros catching strays againJust remind them what happens comicKEKS try to pick a fight with MeCHADS.
Bakugo's lust is insatiable?
My verse's entire upscaling involves taking our one feat and then wanking it progressively higher and higher.
>>153309825>Implying he can beat Megumin
>>153309788funny freddy
>>153309825he would never cheat on deku like that
FUCK GODZILLA. FUCK ULTRAMAN. FUCK KAMEN RIDER. AND FUCK GUNDAM TOO. FOR SOME REASON. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T THINK ANYONE EVEN MENTIONED THEM IN LIKE, MONTHS.
Erm actually we recalced this feat and it turns out it's 100x your strongest feat now haha go figure ;p
>>153309834Megumin's primal instincts will take over. Bakugo will prone bone another victim.
>153309847top 10 niggers who need therapy
>>153309847KINGzilla is a pillar of these halls
Fuark my verse just performed a feat that gapes every single Tier 1 character all at once onscreen! If only anybody in my verse scaled to it...
>>153309858>>153309859Checks out.
PILLARS!!
Godzilla took Hulk's win virginity...Hulk took Godzilla's loss virginity...
Reze is skinny like the typical white girl. Her body is the most accurate white girl body in anime.
>>153309720... is always RAPED and GAPED by Sonic.
The PILLARS of these HALLS!And the shillers with their scrawls...
>>153309883at least you're discussing the body of a woman as opposed to literally everyone else that seems to have grown up watching exclusively gay pornographyplease, do go on
The pillars of these halls.The shitter's menopause...
>>153309722With our powers combined... No one gives a shit!!
Some would say Reze's ass is too flat or her chest isn't bouncy enough. But that white girl body has a charm of its own.
>>153309602post a drone wearing it
>>153309883White girls aren't skinny anymore.
The lion is really big in Africa, Europe and Asia you know...
>>153309816Godzilla got put higher and lost to Hulk
To support my hero in his matchup, I will now be spamming his opposition being sodomized, cucked, or emasculated in some other fashion for the next 4 weeks.
>>153309927As someone who's constantly around them, a vast majority of them are still skinny compared to the opposite. This is why they would usually lose in hand to hand combat with the darkies.
>>153309939>Won with the help of Simon
>>153309952no?
>>153309939*surpasses an infinite amount of dimensional layers**surpasses an infinite amount of outerversal layers*
>>153309944>MU finally releases>that character wins>your hero is now forever branded a clownjust another day on /dbg/
>>153309953But he did a math problem about him...
>>153309958post Godzilla doing that
Bring me Jaime Lannister, b-but only after he l-lost his had haha
Where is GODnic poster? He is the only thing worth coming to this contaminated thread. CHADNIC POSTER SAVE US.
>>153309973no one gives a fuck about you lilbro
I'm a pathetic jobber Please highball me
>>153309768SISSYruto fans will see this and still claim their series is manlier than CHADgon CHAD btw
>>153309973He's too busy making DC and Marvel look bad by doing better in his Godzilla crossover.
Hulk would solo Simon.
Why does GODnic feel such uncontrollable lust for men's hairy shit filled asses?
Due to my hero vs your hero matchup being announced, I decided to look up the gay porn and cuck porn of our heroes on Rule34 and the various boorus, and my hero appears to have more gay porn as the top while your hero is primarily the bottom in gay porn BUT you hero is never the cuckold and always the bull while my hero seems to be the cuck more often so I don't know where this leaves us honestly
>>153309973post it your damn self, lazy bum
>>153309969>Trying to pick a fight with SCALESTOARAGORNANDCTHULUmeHeh, you just signed your death warrant pal.
>>153309672>>153309689Mindbroken by KINGnic.
>>153309998>>153309997what the fuck is wrong with SHITnic autismos?
>>153309998every single thread can be condensed into this single post and no pertinent information would be lost
You KNOW it's happening again.
Hulk would solo Simon's laundry.
>>153309973Just post the copypast yourself, sometimes I do that to fill for him.
>>153309996Banner would do that
>>153310034it doesnt hit the same if you dont samefag the entire thread
I would lose without my fuarking equation...
>>153310047it’s still get retards replying
>>153308817Green door feats?
GODulk GAPES Simon's entire verse.
>>153310058Yep!
>>153310029Hulk would do that.
I would reply INSTANTLY.
>>153310056course thats all you live for, validation over your nothing of a life
>>153310026TRVTH NVKE.
GODmon GAPES Hulk's entire verse.
>>153310047I already reply to it with a variation of truth nuke to perpetuate the samenic myth.
>>153309969WoG scaled Jaime would no diff any version of Link
>it’s still get ESLSHITTERNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
>>153309543>>153309597>does what the bad guys wanted to do from the start but it's okay because "IT'S THE GOOD GUYS!!!!"Star Vs. is just Invincible for white girls isn't it?
>>153310026Yup! We all know it!
My hero would HAVE CONSENSUAL GAY SEX IN WHICH HE IS THE TOP AND DOMINANT AND GIVER AND THE SEME and GAPE your hero!
>>153310029why can't Simon solo his own laundry? dude is fucking 12D surely he's more than capable of folding some shirts and compression jeans
Why the fuck did DC and Marvel get humiliated by Godzilla but Power Rangers and TMNT did a much more respectable job in their crossovers with Godzilla? Aren't they weaker verses?
The lion would GAY CNC and GAPE the small dog and his verse!
*respectfully instantly vaporizes you from existence*
YES I AM A GAY EFFEMINATE ANIME WATCHING FAGGOT HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>>153310149Bruce Banner...
>>153310086what
Thinly veiled homolust and cuckoldry fantasies is what my general is all about!
>>153310107nah I hate both sides
Fuck...my hero would TOP and DOMINATE your hero...but your hero would KEK mine so I don't know what to make of this
>>153310149Simonbro...
>>153310094Pokemon bros... This means we totally beat Yugioh now, right?!
>>153306599Bubsy victim
>>153310094we know agumon
>>153310094OmniCHAD...
Sometimes you wanna goWhere there's nobody that knows your nameAnd you always claim you gape
>>153310317anon I don't know what crack you're smoking but that actually sounds like a fun matchup
>>153310354yeah, bubsy needs the humiliation ritual and PPG needs a free win
Ulu.Ozo.
Did you remember to wish him a happy birthday?
>>153310374Even with the power of three gods by my side I cannot decipher the meaning of this.
>>153310124Nah. The Big 2 capeshit just arent that strong
>>153308889>>153308906>>153308894Don't run
>>153309858>>153309825Hours os hard hero work would likely turn Bakugou into a sweaty tank of pure testosterone.And Megumin would be waiting for him at home to relieve his stress.Imagine Bakugou's sweat covered pubes smashing against Megumi's mons pubis and her swollen clit, generating small controlled micro explosions that would send unimaginable waves of pleasure straight into Megumi's brain.Her womb would go down as low as possible trying to grab a bit of that Quirk powered sperm for itself, the intense pleasure causing Megumi's ovaries to enter ovulation popping out dozens of eggs.All this after Bakugou prepped her up with almost 20 minutes of intense foreplay.
>Hours os hard
>>153310367>...does he know?
>Megumi
>>153310425NIGGA RUN!
>>153310367anon bubsy can handle fucking atoms to shoot them at people, I think it's the other way around here
Watch out, he can hit with the force...of ATOMS!
>>153310175We meed to go back to the hyperbolic thinking chamber
>>153310408Holy brown
>>153310433https://files.catbox.moe/7u4vu7.mp4
what is it about dragon ball that makes you want other men to fuck your wife?
>>153310417anon what the hell could he possibly have with this helmet
>>153310498oh, I don't know, maybe making ANY outcome he wants a reality by thinking it and blinking twice
>>153310374I simply ask if I have green eyes and leave
>>153310433>bubsy can handle fucking atoms to shoot them at peopleBro YOU can do that. Go throw a rock at someone.
>>153310479bubtos...
Yknow what im sorry guys idk why I said gundam, the real list is>ULTRAMAN>KAMEN RIDER>GODZILLA>MEGA MAN
>>153308968Right, but I think they could have predicted the Chainsaw Man movie being popular.Then from that they would have had a lot more run up.
>>153310562But I love Godzilla?
What does R>F mean
>>153309088Nah. SEGA is actually just doing a long cycle.Get a clean enough win, flood the media, split the fanbase, narrow the media, get a clean enough win, flood the media.
>>153309295Okay, but I'm pretty sure Duel Armor isn't canon.It is 4kidz exclusive.
>>153310627Ultima scaling to some kind of composite Toho multiverse isn't canon either, DB stopped caring about that shit a long time ago.
>>153310596RAPEnic>FAGrio
>>153310026What do you mean again? Sonic has one win and Death Battle marked it as outdated.
>>153310509oh, that makes him able to win against 70% OF DEATH BATTLE CONTESTANTSWHAT THE FUCK
>>153310643Sure, but they limited Ash's sources and then said that if they allowed Ash those, then Yugi would also have to get his own additional sources (on top of everything else).Feels like a false equivalency for that episode.
>>153310627It was literally brought up in the post-fight analysis, so they consider it canon to the anime continuity.
>>153310658you fucks best start investing in bubsy stocks
>>153310645More like Rectum Fisted by GODRIO's gloves you unfunny faggot for not telling me the answer
>>153310674No I know, I am saying I don't get why.I don't think it even has a Japanese dub.No wait, I looked it up, it might have one, but it has never been released.
>>153310670They didn't give Ash a bunch of legendaries because he had no reliable way of summoning them to help him. He was realistically only getting Solgaleo. If he were to get Masters, then Yugi should get Duel Links. And they outright said that it would benefit Yugi more if that were the case. His deck would be even larger and his ways of fucking over Ash would be even greater.
>>153308889Anon, this was obvious cope. Granted I think they knew they were late from the start but they only post shit like this when something bad happens. This has the same aura of shame that Ben's tweets of apologizing for Krasura before the episode even aired. If this line of logic is to be followed, they're already dreading Geatsro and will not waste Gohan on a literal who even more because that means missing out on money.
RAPE, r-rape, r-rape, rape, rape,Gotta RAPE fast, gotta GAPE fast,Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, fasterRapin' at the speed of sound (make tracks)Rapist hedgehog's in townGot ourselves a situation, stuck in a rape location,Without any explanation, no time for relaxation!Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think,Just RAPE, rape, rape, rape, r-r-r-r-rape, rape!N-n-n-n-n-n-naN-n-n-n-n-n-naSonic, he's on the run!Sonic, he's number one!Sonic, he's cumin' next,So watch out... For Sonic X!Gotta RAPE fast (Sonic!), gotta GAPE fast (Sonic!),Gotta RAPE faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!GAPE, g-gape, g-gape, gape, gape, gape, gape!So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) X,Gotta GAPE faster!Gotta RAPE fast!Gotta GAPE faster, faster, faster, faster,Sonic X!
>>153310718Capsule Monsters is the thing that bothers me.Duel Links at least exists in Japanese.
>>153310694almost every anime character you like?Bubsy victim.
I think it would be cool if in the animation they create new weapons.
>>153310724>they're already dreading Geatsro and will not waste Gohan on a literal who even more because that means missing out on money.They already addressed Geatsro and laughed it off because they know it might not do as well as other episodes. But they probably think it would be a good way to introduce their audiences to Fate or KR.
>>153308827Explain
>>153310627It’s as canon as Pyramid of Light
>next time on Death Battle
>>153310627And? That sounds sick and they should've done it. Are you a Hispanic transexual perhaps?
>>153310732>>153310834They didn't use either though, did they? It all came down to DSOD which IS canon.
/dbg/ is trying to really hard to pretend to be one of Death Battle's shareholders and it's funny to see every argument for why they shouldn't have Kamen Rider or Ultraman on Death Battle be obliterated.
>walltier rider
post moon level feats and above if your hero has any...
>>153310914Which rider are we talking about? Decade? V3? Gotchard? Amazon?
>>153310867I thought that was the proYugi side. Since captura de pantalla was on a lot of the Yugi images.
So we're probably getting Link vs Tarnished huh, will Link be the inaugural member of the ozone club or does his first victory still count
>>153310872Hard to say for sure. They never refer to it, but they do use an mp4 of the Duel Armor when saying why Ash couldn't just punch Yugi.
>>153310859This is so ass, the girl on the left can just float while the other girl can summon black holes. Atleast pair her up with another gravity specialist instead of a one trick pony.
You can't beat my hero unless you defeat him in the true reality he resides in.
>>153310960I don't think we should really count out "outdated" verdicts. Ozones and threepeats look funnier/better if there's no caveats.
Who should Mash from mashle fight besides Asta?
>>153311017Akko
>>153310859How the fuck would this even work
>>153311017Helck
>>153311033Why Akko?
>>153310977Epstein...
>Gru even lost his meme factor preview imageHe is so fucked
>>153311017Jack Rakan maybe? Asta is Mash's best match though
>>153311083Don't count your eggs before they hatch
>>153310960Lame. Should've been a FROM battle royale instead. Yeah Tranished probably still wins (or Good Hunter) but it'd be more entertaining
>>153311036Another stomp for mha.
>>153310596Real > Fiction
FUUUUCCCCK WHERES MY CAPEGOLD MATCHES IM FUCKING STARVING!!!! QUICK SOMEONE BEND OVER I NEED A SWEET BUSSY
>>153310960They should just do Mario vs link, we need to close out the trilogy.
The spot vs kurogiri would be a pretty funny/cool matchup or angstrom levy vs the spot could work too.
Strength is for WEAKLINGS.
>>153311174Yep.
Everyone can move at light speed if you can move faster than 38 mph
>>153311174FAITH build chads are the absolute strongest though
>>153311198Posting someone who canonically made a deal with the devil and lost faith
>>153311213He got it back
>>153311213He redeemed himself and cucked the devil when he found his way again
>Character can go ftl on pure speed alone>db gives them a speed limit when they shouldn't have one >Character that can go ftl on pure speed alone doesnt have infinite striking power, mass, or durability >They also dont have infinite energy outputWhy do people just ignore how broken ftl actually is?
>>153311127I'm pretty sure Mario destroys even with the most grounded of rulesets and the schizo composite Link DB loves to use.
>>153310645K, b, c.
>>153310960First victories still count no matter how much people cope otherwise.
>>153310960All matches count
>>153311213
>>153311274I saw this image recently, too.
>>153311228Because writers themselves don't account for how many kugelblitzes you'd be shitting per planc time.
Is there a reason Mario can't just use the invincibility leaf then spam blue shells to beat everyone ever?
>>153311174>>153311186
>>153311299Blue shells can be dodged
>>153311299I still think it's silly people use spin-off games for Mario powerscaling since they're mostly non canon.
>>153311315So he'll keep throwing them with the bottomless inventory he has in the RPGs.
>>153311326and they'll keep getting dodged. His power ups and items can also be swiped from him.
>>153311299why doesn't Mario use those to beat Bowser?
>>153311321Mario doesn't really have a canon in the first place.He's beyond such things.
>>153311336Mario's canon is all of the mainline games anon.
>>153311333Bowser is much of a slacker to require it. Mario possessing Bowser at the end of Mario Odyssey shows us how much stronger Browser would be with Mario's level of conviction.
>>153311299You can just tell Mario he doesn't get to have his turns anymore and he won't be able to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2s5ZGP2no&t=135s
>>153311336doesn't that mean he also jobs to anyone with empathic hax in a fight?
AHEMDeath Knight(DnD) vs Death Knight(WoW)
>>153311426Yes
>>153311186This is canon.
>>153311426Y-yes...
I'm just saying if sonic characters used wisps in death battle people would be saying it's unfair.
>>153308934the guy who lost to godzilla four times?
Don’t look bros!
>>153311228>FTL>applying real physics shit beyonds they move really fastStop unless the character does that like le attosecond man
>>153311637>THINK NOLAN, THINK! WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE WITHOUT YOUR PET AND YOUR SON?
>>153307137Well I ain't watching it
>dragon ball faggots are throwing a tantrum because...>it's possible that a dude with lightbulbs for eyes will fight gohanwild
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT MHA!I shall not.
>>153311637Canon
>>153311709Agreed. Anyways I think more spiderman villains should have matchups. Who should the shocker fight?
>>153311709well you did acknowledge the fag's existence so technically you do
>>153311722His costume designer. HI-YOOOO
>>153311637>>153311665>>153311720Non canon MHAcuck fanfiction.
>>153311665Deku never beat Mirio and now that he has his powers back and is the no. 1 hero, Deku never will.
>>153311307Why didn't he vibrate his molecules?
>>153310562I care about mega man.
>>153311637k, b, c
I wasn't paying attention to the threads. Why are you guys saying Gru will job to megamind?
>>153308934I think most actual Zero fans want Zero to fight Thor. It's just a Gohan hater who wants Zero to fight Gohan. Zero literally has two instant win conditions against Gohan that wouldn't do anything to Thor. It's someone's spite match.
>>153311838It's the other way around.
>>153311822cope and seethe LeMillion, you will never be the hero that saved the entire world
>>153310859Kat would fucking destroy her
>>153311919LeMillion is objectively a better hero than deku and didn't need the plot to bend backwards to make him look more heroic
>>153311919Why would he seethe, he's canonically the god king of heroes at EOS.
>>153310859Having the MHA main heroine lose is manga accurate at least.
>>153311919>Entire worldJapan. LeMillion is better than Deku tho
Mirio not telefragging himself is the height of bullshit as he has no pressure awareness while intangible so guessing someones position in space would be impossible
>>153311975He trained not to do that and had that problem when he was just starting in UA
>>153311975Doesn't his power automatically shoot him out if he telefrags himself
>>153311838it's the opposite
>>153309973Crying because he knows Lex Luthor would sent composite Eggman to the ozone club
>>153311988How can you train if your brain cannot build pressure awareness signals?
>>153311972Shigaraki was going to become a worldwide threat.His goal was to destroy everything.He canonically killed the strongest American hero, which made every other country refuse to send any of theirs to help.
>>153311999Yeah, so he not only avoids getting telefragged, and avoids the possibility of pic related, he essentially gets a bonus speed ability since he can somehow aim his trajectory when he pops back out.It's honestly an even more broken ability than Gege seems to realize. He's essentially selectively invincible, undetectable and ridiculously fast, as long as the plot doesn't catch up to him.
>>153312053Lex is for Kaiba
>>153309313Isn't the sun in God of war confirmed much smaller than the earth.. since we literally fall to earth? Held an atlas's hand and carried by chariotsm
>>153312088You mean horikoshi
>>153312059He first started with specific body parts and limbs before he tried full body
>>153312078Worst came to worst they'd have just dropped nukes on his ass. It was basically a Meruem kind of problem
>>153312139He would survive the impact of multiple nukes hitting him because of a plot hole
>>153312151What about the radiation?
>>153312157Oh my radiation ignoring quirk I had for this exact moment.
>>153312105It is weird. Helios is kidnapped.But the sun chariot crashes.But Kratos rides the sun chariot back into the sky from the underworld.But somehow Helios is the power that Atlas uses to smash the world pillar.
>>153312139>>153312151>>153312157They literally tried hitting him with nukes. Those missiles that Stars and Stripes punched into him were thermonuclear hypersonic cruise missiles.He survived by using decay to blow a hole into the ocean floor deep enough to escape most of the explosion.
>>153312189Those nukes hit him directly where he dug that hole regardless he should've died and got saved by plot.
>>153312217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITIzPomlUKg'saved by plot'He swapped himself out with a high end Nomu and escaped enough of the blast to survive.Star was actually very close to killing him, and this was Shigaraki at 98% power.If Deku died, and every other countries top hero was weaker than Star, then the world was doomed unless a hero somewhere had some really bullshit quirk like 'instant brain vaporization' or something.
>>153312105The actual sun isn’t the one that fell to Earth. Pretty sure that was Helios’ chariot, the same chariot that destroyed a city at most when it crashed. When Helios died, clouds started covering the actual sun in Greece but everywhere else was fine.
>>153312093Isn't that an ever bigger shitstomp for DC wanked Lex?At least Eggman has Archie
>>153312267>god of the sun who drags the sun around with his chariot>dies>all it does is make Greece cloudy for a little whileThese are the so called 'multiversal gods' of God of War?
>>153312263That nomu got mulched instantly by that attack and shigiraki should have as well. Horikoshi just wanted to show off a cool fight but it was retarded a majority of the time. Especially with the identity crisis shit that saved shigiraki.
>>153312263Just drop more nukes on him.
>>153312278Kaiba's autism would see him to victory.
>>153312267narration says it was the sun
>>153312370>sub city level sun
>>153312320I kid you not, a “god” in GOW couldn’t react to a boulder flung from a catapult, crashed into a building and looked like he was about to pass out. Another “god” can bleed hard when slammed against some rocks hard enough, which funnily enough doesn’t break the rocks.
>>153312384Outerversal catapult. Omniversal building equivalent to SMT Omniversal Mall.
there is no best stat>>153311174running through the enemy and not dying takes strength and durabilityif you just had speed you'd both splatter>>153311307catching a fast enemy takes speed and battle smartsif you just had strength you'd miss the grab>>153311198unless you're fighting something weak to faith, faith has to give you a stat to let you win off it
>>153312370Helios also said “feel the power of the sun” and doesn’t instantly vaporize everything around him. He’s a glorified super flashlight.
Zeus? Bull level.
>>153312412we went over this already the power of the sun is being directed at kratos
>>153312411>There is no best statLuck
>>153312411What about Luck
This is sun level sukuna
>>153312440>>153312443luck still requires a way for you to physically win at allyour stats have to be close enough to the enemy's stats that luck gives you the winno matter how lucky you make an ant, it's not beating a solar-level enemy
>>153312440>>153312443Luckymind...
>Joblios is the sunHim crashing to the world in chains of Olympus should have nuked it though
>>153312328Shigaraki himself is very fast and he said he began decaying the hole before she had finished rotating to slam the missiles towards him
>>153312480he supressed his ki
>>153312477>Said solar level enemy just so happens to get btfo by random meteorite through the skull
>>153312484Anon if a nuke is dropped on top of you regardless of whether or not you dug a hole you're going to die. This isn't like wolverine going into a well while a nuke was dropped miles away from him.
>>153312499ignoring the fact that a solar level enemy wouldn't job to a big rock, that's not the ant winning that's something else from outside the fight killing the ant's opponentso at the very best, the ant is getting the random intersession of some other thing which DOES have the stats to beat its enemybut db doesn't normally let that happen, you wouldn't say that batman beats goku because superman happened to show up
>>153312545>He underestimates the power of big rockYou are a fool.
>the antOh no the animal metaphors are back
>>153312512So is this a sign that the perception of Invincible is shifting for the audience?
>>153312570I mean it's kinda cool...
>>153312573The constant bitching about animation quality was a sign of that
>>153312217I never watched the anime but in the manga his own internal monologue tells us he himself thought those would have killed them if they hit him head on.
>>153312558>>153312570the point is luck can only take you so far beyond your other stats before winning is just impossiblethere has to BE a win condition for luck to let you win
Whose luck can defeat lucky Larry Silverstein?
>>153312570the ant jobs to me like the bi-
>>153312189I don't think the translation i read ever said the ICBMs were thermonuclear. And I have a hard time believing that detail wouldn't be a bigger deal, considering what a point they made out of Dabi going thermonuclear.
>>153312411>>153312477>>153312605There can still be a best stat even if there isn't a stat that lets you win all fights by itself...
>>153312581Sure, but as the jokes get more meanspirited, I think that might be a barometer.
>>153312573Yes. My favorite is people agreeing that mark would go high diff with any low tier from any franchise because of how much he sucks at fighting
Why did they give Conquest so much more personality just to immediately kill him like in the comics?
We must be bigger dogs...
ENTER!
Cats > Dogs
You're a canine no longer...
>>153312761KINGren!...and two jobber bitches.
>>153312716Why would you expect more from Invincible?
Bring me infants!
>>153312779They said they were rewriting it to fix its problems...
>>153311823Red Rush isn't a flash. He's a temu quicksilver.
The lion sleeps tonight.
>>153312795They would have to completely rewrite the entire thing because Invincible is nothing but problems. Kirkman can't write.
>>153312795They are fixing it by selective and decisive gender bends and race swaps
>>153312822Thank goodness.
>>153312822Woah...So surely in all their race and gender swaps they've turned at least one (1) character White or Male right?
The small dog does not care for the opinions of the smaller cat.
>>153312795They basically need to rewrite the entire Dinosaurus and Robot arcsThose already sucked in the comics, now imagine them except people already hate Mark and the weird cuckshit everywhere
>>153307581Meanwhile based InterCHAD HisCHADIAN can take the piss out of whatever he is sponsored by
>>153312820You’re telling me the writer of the Walking Dead is a sub-par to mediocre writer?!
>>153312850um umm ummmm
>>153312384This is also the fastest guy in the setting, and he couldn’t get out of the way of a boulder flung from a catapult.
>>153312850They made Allen spiritually white by having him be voiced by Seth Rogen
Everybody wants to be a cat cause a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
>>153312716Because Kirkman is a hack and wanted to use Neagan's voice again.
>>153312897seth rogan isn't white thoughbeit
>>153312854They aren't going to be able to stick the landing on the ending either."That's it? Mark just becomes a better emperor?"
An anon from before expressed dismay over losing this image. I found it again.
>>153312918Who did this to him bros?
The speedblits argument only works if the person speedblitzing has enough strength to do any impactful damage.
>>153312943This, it's Kenshiro vs Jotaro
>>153312942GODnic.
>>153312943thisalso they need to not hurt themselves while doing so, so they also need durabilityspeed is pointless if you burn up in the atmosphere or friction your feet off
>>153312942Small dog.
>>153312942Small Dog's got a BIG red rocket...
>>153312982Makima...
Unlike the small dog the lion has good writing
The Lion confuses trite philosophy for good writing
>>153312970Oh yeah. Invincible speed.S1 has Nolan fly fast enough to ignite an atmosphere and effectively send the Flaxans to an apocalypse.But also Nolan is too slow to meaningfully beat Red Rush, who doesn't ignite the atmosphere.In S4, they fly in a trio and it goes from red to blue reentry heat. I'm going to just guess they tried to be hype in S1 and then realized it was unsustainable.
The Lion’s writing relies overly much on references and forced diversity
>>153312982FUJOSHIamb…
The Small Dog wrote the last Game of Thrones season
>Still no Deoxys feats
The Lion is too slow to counter The Small Dog’s speedblitz.
The Lion and The Small Dog both job to the Human BVLL.
The Lion wrote post Endgame MCU.
>the Human KEKPost SHARTmans not needing to HBOC with medicine to avoid jobbing to mosquitoes.
Post any animal not jobbing to a human with a pointy stick.
>>153313080>Malaria merchants bragging about anything
Why are we back to lions and dogs!?
>>153312502Anon, he was pretty far under ground and he's also a superhuman, with superhuman speed, reflexes, and regeneration
Post any animal besides KEKmans paying taxes
>literally WHOman
>>153313097>MalarIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE PLEASE STOP DECIMATING MY ENTIRE COUNTRY WITH YOUR STINGS MOSQUITO-SAMA AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>153310627They mentioned specifically excluding Duel Links, and also in the Q&A that manga+DSOD would have won it alone and the anime was only used to supplement and smooth out some things, so it seems like they took things like R, Capsule Monsters, Waking the Dragons, etc as canon but more supplementary side media than any sort of main focus
>>153313117>Turns you gayYour response?
>>153312502He dug a literal plot hole and still posseses high speed regeneration
Post any disease killing Goku
Post any animal not letting human BVLLs take over their habitat to build the 8,000th McDonald's.
>>153313134He canonically dies to heart disease in the future trunks timeline
>>153313141>ENTER
>PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY HAIRLESS KEKMANS, PLEASE ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!!1!
>60holy FUARK...
>>153313121I believe the Q&A did actually use R as a canon source. That was their justification for protecting Yugi from soul stuff.I think I remember reading that at least.But Yugi has gotten ganked by Shadow Games before like needing his friends to project themselves into his heart against Pegasus.And also the Vietnamese Dragon Card shadow game that eats the loser's soul, where he was only protected by Atem also being there.
>>153313117Post malaria taking down a non third world country
>>153313146That's not Goku though.That's Future Goku.
>>153313160>cheese trap victim
>>153313192Yeah, but Ash was also given a lot of leeway in "mental resistance", because he broke Pikachu out of mind control once even though it took a long time, so any of the Pokemon could resist Yugi's mind control shit.There was leeway given to both, Yugi was just better with it.
>>153313080https://youtu.be/JaSe85Mcwp0?si=Cvmca983ieqKMHKU
>>153313171K, b, c.
>CHADmans learn how to throw rocks>suddenly every animal on earth is their bitch forever
SHITmans are the only species to not only derive pleasure from being cucked but actively seek it out
>SHITmans learn to throw rocks>Still powerless to do anything to CHADquatic life
>>153313358>named after a bird
>You may have GAPED me and my verse...BUT [GAY INTERRACIAL KEKOLD FANTASIES]
>>153313376Humans…
>>153313376Humanbro btw
>>153313206Still Goku. Only reason Goku is alive is because future trunks came back with a medicine to save him. Goku can infact die via diseases and no amount of cope will change that
>>153313588New thread
>>153310750https://insidethemagic.net/2026/04/james-gunns-dcu-recasts-superman-for-follow-up-to-2025-movie-dr1/REPLACEDman the flop
