Characters that are literally you. For me it's Fry
Literally me
>>153307662this shit is so fucking funny to me man what the fuck
>>153307636
>>153307636I hate people claim to be that character. No you're not funny no you're not interesting no you're not a stupid quirky guy who gets the girl you're just a fat ass with smelly feet whose farts up the store. You are worse than the worst anime protagonist self inserted ego-driven nerds who believe that they will be reincarnated as a fish taco and then get all the girls in the next life. I don't even know why you exist you just exist to piss me off. If Hank Hill saw you he would say you ain't right and kick you in the nuts. You make clowns sad you make the entire world more depressing by even existing and you're delusional state. Your personality is non-existent. You pick the generic of the generic of the terrible, and then you embrace that and think that you are clever because you masturbate 500 times a day to generic anime girl feet. Your life is depressing war against reality
>>153308594And then there's this guy. Always criticizing people as if he's some Übermensch, but hasn't accomplished anything of note and isn't particularly well-liked. He'll tell you he's brilliant, and would be a success if not for that certain something holding him back. The only thing he seems to ever accomplish is acting superior on an anime message board. Every man is redditor, every woman is a "quirk chungus." He stands alone, seeing through it all, as Potential Man. And when he is 40, he will still be Potential Man.Leonardo Leonardo is me, btw.
>>153308594haha OP here thanks for posting made me laugh
>>153308429Where is this from, that JJ Villard cartoon?
>>153311555Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, the love episode
>>153307636You fucked your grandmother?
>BOOBIES!
>>153310794You too, huh? :(
>>153307636he's so me it's not even funny anymore
>>153307636>>153307648Me and my best friend in college were actually described as a Daffy Duck (me) and Bugs Bunny dynamic
>>153307648FPBP/thread
>lonely and desperately seek happiness by including myself in the lives of others>do it poorly but sometimes people see I'm harmless and trying>this is the closest to friends I ever get>get too attached and drive people away>mechanic by trade and probably less competent than him >eat too much and form parasocial bonds with shops I frequent despite knowing how sad and dumb that is>just want to settle down with literally anyone at this point as long as they'll tolerate me >drive girls away with this attitude>go home alone and just try to get through the alone thoughts by tinkering with literal trash
its odd finding someone else's self portrait and saying "hey that looks like me"
>>153308985You're gay?
>>153307636we also have the same greasy long hair
>>153307636Feel like a younger Prickly desu, even have the same moustache.Currently working at a school filled with these brand new brainroted kids and I remember his speech to Tj constantly>Sometimes I just sit at my desk, looking out at you kids in the playground and think.>"They don't know how good they've got it">In a few years they're all going to be grown ups like me.>And all those good times will be just memories for them too
>>153307636He's literally me btw.
>>153308594I love you, Anon. You are correct. All heil the new Fürher.
>feel no characters in anything really resonate with me>start creating my own thing>intricately design my own cast>they feel like nothing I've seen done before>show it to a close friend>"So it's a story about psychos?"
>>153315609Hey man, its a free country.
Not with reference to the thread, just in general
>>153315609The point of Eltingville is that those fanboys have lost the plot and can't enjoy things anymore. If you find yourself unhappy with the hobbies that used to fascinate or titulate you, you ought to take a step back and consider why or how you can begin enjoying them. I am not telling you to ignore your feelings such as disappointment in bad products, and I am not telling you to go cold turkey from your hobbies like those weird "kidnap nerds" in the comic did, that shit doesn't work like that, find a productive balance of consumerism and other shit so when the well of your favorite franchises runs dry then you aren't left empty, parched, and embittered.
>>153317834if your show got made i'm sure it'd be entertaining in some way but you'd probably become a lolcow
>>153307648Why did you post a picture of me?
>>153309082>they were just digital copies of the real people this whole timeHow bad would the riots actually be?
>>153319662Toxic death threats in xitter and some vandalism, maybe not even that last part.The current poppulation has become too much of a weak pusillanimous pussy pushover bunch of bugmen to really do anything at all.The digital circus fanbase being even worse since they all are children, adults that act like children or adults that want to believe they are children.
>>1533196623 million dead, easy.>>153319708Don't listen to this anon, his lot will be one of the first to be slaughtered
>>153319708>Somehow the White House is burnt down.>Canadians are furious, they called dibs.
>>153317559>You're gay?Well played, Clerks.
>>153318481tf kinda creature is that burrowing out of the ground there?
>>153321128Looks like a coyote to me.
>>153321148ah yes the ground burrowing coyotes
Ever since I became a dad I've become this damn dog. The funny thing is my kid doesn't even watch Bluey, other people have called me this character.
>>153321601Dude they’re calling you gay.
>>153307636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZn1Gg2T4k
>>153323240is bill wearing a sneed hat here?
>>153323267That's just his regular attire. Farmers tend to share similar stylings
So, y'all are self-inserts, huh?
>>153318110Heh, I love when cartoon characters have on eye hovering outside of their head shape, is so silly! :P
>>153321489Yes, coyotes dig burrows.
>>153328335... Do they?
>>153317834To be fair, psychos can be entertaining.Look at Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Im not in a good place
>>153325910Was that not the point of this very thread?
>>153325910You don't have to self-insert to relate to a character.
I'm such a faggot romantic
>>153307636 This isnt a furry or ego thing. Few other characters have spoken to my longing for greatness as much as these two have. Anytime I watch either of their films it inspires the same emotional roller coaster I experienced when I saw both for the first time. I fear this will get worse with age.
>>153307636Me irl
>>153307636I don't know but I'm sure as hell failing like this guy.
>>153332959oof
>>153321601LONDONONDON
>>153308018>mr dink is clearly a Jew with a big nose greedily boasting about how all his things are "VERY EXPENSIVE">fairly oddparents took things one step further with yet another neighbor called DINKLEBERG with a bunch of nice expensive things to make it extra clear they were talking about the JewsJeez what was Nickelodeons problems with Jewish neighbors called Dinks.
>>153334442Do you know another weird commonality? I noticed both of these Neigbors with more money and free time had a wife but no Kids.
>>153333955Do you hate Steven Universe with every fiber of your being?
>>153334623>having a child is VERY expensive
>>153334623D.I.N.K. = Double Income No Kids
>>153335321What? But >>153334442 was clear their deal was being Jews though
I'll go with Amethyst from SU, I too was born a disabled lolcow who never really overcame myself but simply accepted what I am.
>>153321629Take a chill pill yo
>>153307636I would beat BIlly West to death with a hammer given the opportunity.
>>153334442Because DINK is actually an acronym that stands for "DUAL INCOME NO KIDS." Overrepresentation despite being a social minority is what happens when people in positions of creativity foist their culture onto the project.
