THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSST
it's been 13 years, let it die.
>>153313550Why is Elsa so cute and smoochable?
>>153313572Let it goLet it goThis IP fucking blows
It's still so funny to me. After Frozen came out, it was the biggest thing ever, fandom-wise. So much fanart, so many fanfics, ideas for Frozen 2, etc. And then the actual Frozen II came out, and I've never seen a franchise die so fast. I'd say The Last Jedi had a similar effect on Star Wars, but for better or worse, at least there's been a ton of Star Wars content that came out after The Last Jedi. Frozen II came out over half a decade ago and the series has been dead ever since, with the best it has to offer is that 3 and 4 are eventually coming out and hopefully they'll "fix" the state 2 left the series in. Absolutely incredible.
>>153313746>kill off the beloved mascot of the franchise>suddenly people are less interested in the franchise>*surprised Pikachu face*I mean... Sometimes an artistic decision is also a bad decision.
>>153313601Your hyperborean destiny calling you non.
>>153313550she's literally me
>>153313550LET IT GOOO!LET IT GOOO!!
>>153313654Let it go.Let it go!It's whole charm is goone.
>>153313968we could've have had larxene elsa toxic yuri but disney were cowards
>>153313550The battlecry of women with over 20 dicks in their sex history
>>153314010... I hate you for making me realize this.
>>153313912i don't remember anyone dying
>>153313572LET IT DIELET IT DIELET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE
>>153314010They did commission Yuri and had not even subtle lesbian crap with the *nudge nudge wink wink* history saw them as sisters/goid friends thing that foids and lesbians talk about.The vibe was there and it outright killed the brand. That and Elsa being a canon spinster who dies alone not jiving with the normal female majority
>>153313550I’M NEVER GOING BACK TO THE PASTTO PLAY SOME SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS
>>153313550crazy how this mid ass movie was popular just because one song
>>153315901My penis sings this
>>153313550Is Anna a gooner?
>>153316036It was the last gasp of Disney's pr power and IP trust. And they hard chilled it to the heavily entrenched in media queers and feminists who pushed the shitty song through every avenue.
God she’s so fucking hot. I should fuck a woman cosplaying her.
>>153316221Let us know how that goes, anon.
>no boyfriend/girlfriend>gets upset when she sees a couple>likes to be aloneShe is a femcel
>>153316036This isn’t K-Pop Demon Hunters :^)
>>153317632You lost, Mouse.
>>153313550
>>153316015SHE'D RATHER HAVE A TARD REINDEER TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HER EAR
>>153313550This reminds me of Scrapper
>>153317678Well, merry Christmas, then.
>>153313746>Frozen II came out over half a decade ago and the series has been dead ever sinceThough it came out before Frozen II, I think it's still worth bringing up Olaf's Frozen Adventure. This short film was the only taste of theatrical Frozen content in between the first and second movie. It played before Coco and squeezed FIVE songs into TWENTY minutes. In the end, not only did the fans admit it was mid, people who wanted to see Coco were so pissed off that they called movie theaters and asked them not to play the short.
>>153313746Well, Kristen Bell posted the other day that she was doing some recording for Frozen. Didn't catch exactly for what.
>>153316036It's a VILLAIN song FFS!
>>153319733Worse was Once Upon a Snowman, which answered the question "What was Olaf up to for those five minutes he wasn't on-screen in the first movie?" Even the most diehard of Frozen fans were like "Who gives a shit?"
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>>153319781I wonder how popular/different Frozen would be if Elsa had stayed a villain like the original story intended. She was even going to redeem herself by the end, so it's not like they would've lost the character or anything.
>>153319733The only thing of value that came out of OFA was Elsa's dress. Our queen slaying so hard it got everyone acting unwise a second time.
>>153313550>TFW you were an angry teenager when Frozen came out and you told your mom -- to her face -- that you wished Elsa was your mom instead.Not one of my proudest moments as a zoomer. I still dream of Mommy Elsa, though.
>>153322407So you're into MILFs now?
>>153323268Hm, kind of. I wouldn't say that I'm into older women just because they're older, however. I'm attracted to the qualities I associate with good mothers or older sisters, like compassion, empathy, patience and earned widsom. Elsa always struck me as someone I could be safe around and confide in, which is something I always lacked growing up. I can see myself having a loving mother/son relationship with her and making her proud, which is arousing in its own right.
>>153316123She absolutely is. Unfortunately there's no internet in 18XX Norway, so Elsa's the closest thing she has to a pornstar.
>>153317650>released a film that nearly made 2 billion dollars last year>lost
>>153321242Elsa should've been a nudist.
>>153324804Says who
>>153326510Literally everyone
>>153313550the subtext of this song makes me unreasonably horny for her but also care for her as a character, bravo disney
>>153326646Frozen should've had graphic sex scenes between Anna and Elsa.
>>153326510That anon you just quoted.
>>153313746>but for better or worseWorse, definetly worse. Little girls still buy Forzen cakes at my bakery but NOBODY buy Star Wars anything. Frozen is dead in a ditch. Star Wars is dead in a ditch filled with piss and diarrhea.
>>153327481Huh
Go Elsa
I love Elsa so much it's unreal, bros
>>153330241It's a shame we never got more of her in that dress.
>>153330388There's always hope, also fanart
