Which one?
>>153313596Lois
>>153313596>>153313650No contest, Lois. Lois doesn't even like any of her children.Which says something, considering Beth is there.
In terms of actually being a good mom, Franny > Beth > Lois
>>153313596>screenshots a Twitter post>removes Debbie because she's actually good
Lois hands down
>>153313596Lois is the worst
>>153313745>single mom>good
>>153313958It's a testament to her parenting that she alone made Oliver a nice person when at any moment he could've just refused anything she ordered him to do.
>>153313596why did you remove rose quartz from this image
>>153313596Fran is the worst person, but loves her kids at least. Lois is the worst mom more often, though this is partly because the Griffins are no longer a family but just six actors going through the motions of reading out punchlines.Beth suffers from a near impossible living situation. She would be able to handle Steve & Hayley or Chris & Meg, but the other two would not be able to handle Morty & Summer.
>>153313650>>153313662>>153313749>>153313937The worst part about Lois is she's a massive hypocrite when it comes to her parenting.Can't count the number of episodes where she'd scold Peter for being a terrible parent but will turn around and actively do what she accuses Peter of being.She has openings called Chris dumb. Treat Meg with the same level of disrespect as Peter and is a crap mother to Stewie. When she thought she ran over Stewie her literal first thought was to cover it up and not even considered a hospital. And let's not forget that she literally outed Chris as a freshman on his first day of Highschool. She drug Stewie up and pressure him so he can take part in a commercial. In truth, Lois ain't shit!
>>153314036Doesn’t count
>>153314036I removed Debbie from Invincible cause why the hell is she on there except someone didn't watch the show or to pissed people off.
>>153314174i see. i saw the version with Rose quartz previously, so I apologize for my confusion
>>153313596Obviously Lois.
>>153313596Lois. Fran has some questionable moments, but she does actually care for her kids, and Beth's biggest issue is the old man that serves as the show's co-lead. Lois is just an irredeemable bitch with only a few token moments of being a good parent.
Maybe it's that I haven't watched American Dad lately, but when was Francine ever a "bad" mother?
>>153313596If a Family Guy character is a choice, always count on them being the worst ANYTHING. American Dad cast actually cares for one another, even if done in weird ways. And Rick and Morty just barely scratches by with that one episode where Beth consoled Morty after his breakup with Planetina. Family Guy is pure jokes 24/7, no matter the character assassination.
>>153313596Bloberta Puppington
Francine > Lois > Bethyou guys are way too harsh on Franny and need to learn to hate that frigid whorish bitch of a cunt Beth more.
>>153314740Worst Wife than she a worst mother. She literally trick and manipulate Clay into marrying her which basically drove him to alcoholism.
>>153313596Fran generally seems like a good mother (outside of some random jokes).Lois hates her family and Beth is on Rick n Morty
Choose a mom to become her husband and the biological father of her children.>the mom and her family can be from a cartoon not featured in this image>every character has the same personality they had in their most recent season>if the husband died canonically, his/your death will be retconned from history>both the mom and her children will retain their original appearance and personality, except for their opinion of you (which will be at first based on how other people think of the real you, and will change depending on what you do) and genetic traits not present in you (such as hair color, though you can choose to change those traits yourself while keeping your children as they were in the original canon)>you will start with the same house and job as the original father and the theoretical knowledge they possessed>you will start with the same family and friends as the original parents, but it is up to you whether to maintain those same relationships or change themFor an additional $5, you can choose to be the mother or one of the children, but the rest of the rules regarding how others behave remain the same.
>>153313596These shows vary wildly between episodes so caring about any of them is pointless. Not just stuff like later season flanderized Lois who are 2 different characters, but I'm pretty sure early on Francine was already jumping from docile housewife who is sweet and doesn't do much to doing ridiculous dumb shit and revealing she's slept with a thousand men with the largest sex garden ever or something.
>>153314301Uhh she's usually more the opposite problem Lois has and that she can be super possessive and manipulative, usually SteveLike that time that she drugged him with youth serum so she could enjoy him being younger, told him no other women would ever love him, and spiked his food for years with breast milk and gaslight him into thinking that he needed it to live
>>153315205Kanga
>>153313596Lois by a country mile
>>153315205HmmFor me, I think it's Kanga and Delia mostly cause>no current husband to have to replace and make up for>their worlds are pretty much perfect and idyllicI think delia would be the better option as much as i prefer furshit as I'm not sure how I would get on with roo and chris and explain to them how a grown human man is banging a stuffed kangaroo
>>153314174That's 100% just engagement bait.
>>153314086Schrodinger's shitlord.Lois is theoretically a "normal person" as opposed to Peter being a wacky cartoon guy, but every time Lois does anything herself it's always within the wacky cartoon world. She's a strait man only in theory.
>>153315205>Delia>You're just in the pokemon universe now and it's awesome>Your kid is adventuring and is a world hero (multiple times over)>You get to just be a traveling trainer somewhere out there in the world, probably beating kids for their lunch money
>>153315205I feel based on the criteria, the best options would be becoming Mr Thornberry, Mr Ketchum, or Mr Possible. Maybe Mr Dexters Mom too.
>>153314086>she literally outed Chris as a freshman on his first day of HighschoolI don't know what this means.Everyone in highschool can tell when somebody is new.
>>153313596niggas jerk off to this
>>153313596Beth. She doesn’t know what she wants.Lois is a close 2nd since she’s constantly an asshole
>>153313662Beth at least likes Summer enough to choose Morty to die without a second thought. Lois barely even tolerates Stewie nowadays.
>>153315902Francine eventually morphing into a drug addict slut didn't interfere much with her characterization as a mother that actually loves her family.
>>153313596Lois. Definitely Lois. A slut, a bitch, and hates her own children even for a "gag".
>>153313596Rose Quartz. That dumb bitch ran every from every responsibility she begged for, including her own son, and left him in the care of four fuck-ups of which one tried to kill him as an infant in her fit femcel rage.
>>153313596thats just the sound of my.. pencil sharpener... sharpening my.... pencils....
>>153316795Good
>>153313596Francine is comically bad and occasionally good depending on the writersBeth tries, at leastLois, like everyone in Family Guy, is an unfeeling sociopath
>>153313719Franny goomed Steve into being a permanent mama's boy who's emotionally co-dependent on hertheres multiple episodes about this
>>153313596>Lois tummy Hnnnnnghh...
>>153318103>groomed Steve into being a permanent mama's boy who's emotionally co-dependent on herthere's multiple episodes about this.Two episodes that in mind that best prove this."Iced, Iced Babies"She planned drugs in Steve's locker to get get expelled from school so he could stay home all day under her care."Tapped Out"Where it was revealed that she had been lacing Steve's foods with her breast milk for years! Once Steve find out he becomes completely addicted to it.
>>153313596Lois as a parent, Beth as a wife.
This isn't a thinly veiled milf thread
>>153318103And despite that she’s still a better mom.
>>153315902The issue with that is that Francine's later stuff of making her a party crazed slut doesn't actually ruin her being a devoted mother and homemaker. Hell, you can maybe argue it doesn't even make her worse as a devoted housewife. The other two actively do undermine that role they're supposed to be filling with the shit they pull. Franny always goes to bat for her family, the absurdism lies in how she goes about it, the other two just fucking hate their families by the later seasons of their shows
>>153315205Morticia, boom, easy.
>>153313662Meg at least has her nose.
>>153315902>>153317336>>153319185Francine was established as wild from the very beginning because she met Stan while hitchhiking home from a rock concert while drunk.
>>153315205The only one I don't know in this image is the bug on the right.
>>153313596Where is Nicole Watterson? She is worse than Francine and Beth
>>153313596Marge Simpson. She just lets everybody walk all over her, especially Homer and Bart, because she refuses to break out of her 50s housewife mentality for longer than one episode.
>>153313650fpbp/thread
>>153315205Sorry anons, but Ash’s mom already has Jessie
>>153315205Easily going with Peg.>Despite how much she and Pete argue, she's a very loyal, loving wife; most of her arguing with him is just trying to get him to not be a dickhead>Junior's a good hardworking kid and Pistol's a knucklehead that gets into messes, but I can try to get her into some hobby to put her energy toward>Goofy and his son are good people, and I have no 'get rich quick' schemes to sucker them into like Pete doesNice suburban life with a hotass wife and good kids with chill neighbors, and occasional Disney adventures. It's literally all I could ever want.
>>153313650It is the same thing with the cartoon dads. The Griffins are the worst.>inb4 Clay PuppetonPeter is still worse.
>>153315205Kim's mom is the hottest but Ash's mom is from a more interesting universe. Delia, I choose you
>>153315205am i still physically me or do i morph into peter/homer/etc
Aside from what a total feminist cunt she is, Beth invited an actual demon into her family and unleashed actual Hell upon them.
>>153313958Nolan went to buy cigarettes.
>>153319329people said there's an episode where she says she's already given up on gumball and darwin and just focuses on anais, is that real
>>153318103It really depends on the episode. By and large, though, Francine does actually care about Steve and helps him whenever she can.
Francine and Beth care about their kids somewhat, Lois doesn't at all. She's worst than Peter at times.>>153317850Except for Joe and Stewie funnily enough
>>153313596Is there a cartoon mum worse than Lois?
>>153313596There's a secret crew scene that shows exactly why Lois is the best cartoon mom, but you guys aren't ready to handle that conversation.
>>153315205Delia, I guess she's the least uninteresting to me
>>153321571Probably not.
>>153313596Space Beth is worse than all of them.
>>153323557Explain. I haven't watched Rigor mortis in years
>>153315205I want Donna.
>>153313596I think it’s funny how as Stewie dropped the whole desire to kill Lois was around the time Lois got bitcher and you start to really wonder why Stewie won’t get back to antagonizing Lois.
>>153313650FPBPIt's always the Jews that are the worst, so it checks out. Kek.
>>153323557This would only make sense if we ever knew which Beth is the real Beth. Is Space Beth the real who abandoned her family for a life of freedom or is she the clone who was meant to replace her but was since to space instead of the real one and the real choice to stay home on Earth? We never figured out cause the show insure that we never did.
>>153324711It doesn't matter because both had identical memories and experiences up until one of them left.
>>153314174Debbie is straight up a saint compared to those 3 and that putting it mildly
>>153315205Remember that Ash Ketchum's mom has that Mr. Mime around her
>>153324711Space Beth is the clone. She's got an upturned nose that the real Beth of past episodes doesn't have
>>153324865you guys are so porn brained that you think any pokemon are going to fuck a person. it's a think therefore you are situation because ashton's mom isn't fucking the professor grey either
God I want to breed Beth so bad
>>153313596protein isolate for breakfast with pleather on toast.Major Katsuragi, the following meeting does not concern you but these psychic recordings DO!
Beth is objectively the most annoying
>>153321539Legendary pick
>>153321539She was bad but her own mom was worse
I think Lois being the worst is proof that they really should've ended Family Guy after the third season. It was clear that much like SpongeBob, these characters absolutely had no direction or development after three seasons of humanizing them so suddenly bastardizing them just ruins their charm and appeal.
>>153319891It's physically you, maybe with hair/eye/skin tones that match your kids' but that's all.
>>153321639Where's this from and what's the context?
>>153327396It's from Family Guy. That's Peter and Lois, the husband and wife.
>>153319783Clay at least has the excuse of childhood trauma and getting duped into marriage. Peter is just as malevolent for literally no other reason than the lols.
>>153313596Francine hands down. https://youtu.be/YwjzzSRZok4?si=vHxXnD_J4ij9r6c2
>>153329897>hands down. Yeah, WAAAY down...
>>153329897This was probably the first time I thought Francine was a shit character, and it was so early on. They go to a different country, she starts breaking their laws in the most public and insulting possible fashion, and then it cuts to her getting arrested and hauled away crying for her husband to save her. Bitch you caused your own problem, you didn't have to do that.
>>153315205>be with Ash's mom>you get the MILF in her 20s and a son who leaves the house at 10>in a world of mystical creatures you can catch and tameHow is that not the best option here holy shit
>>153315205Ash's mom hands down. This isn't a contest.
Francine’s the best because she’s let Steve fuck her if he asked
>>153313596They are white women.
>>153313596Beth because I hate her fuckass design
>>153332787Because Mimey is non-negotiable.
>>153318895what's with that season 1 peter stock art
>>153327396There was a similar gag in the petoria episode when the power goes out but I don't know the context for the sketch if it's a storyboard or something.
>>153326937didn't she literally take in blocky simply because she couldn't tell him and shapey apart
Beth is the worst because her kids have redeeming qualities, but her whole character is just being a "woe is me I made stupid choices in life" foid. Lois is just another terrible person in an entire family of freaks.
>>153334157I don't HATE Beth's design. I've just never found her attractive, no matter how hard the show tries to paint her that way. Just too plain for my liking.
>>153332648You haven't watched much Family Guy since they randomly show Lois cheating on Peter for the sake of a 2 second gag. This isn't a major plot point it's just a throwaway joke such as stuff like Lois being a major drug addict. Pretty much all the Family guy characters are fucked up in their own way.
>>153334249What bothers me about Beth's design is her weird fish lips
>>153334249>>153334382Is Diane more to your liking?
>>153314174Best case excuse is "I couldn't think of a fourth mom"
>>1533135964th panel should be Peggy, not some shit from Invincible apparently. Peggy has many episodes where she shows she will immediately jump to having no faith in Hank, she sees part of a tatoo and swings her razor at him screaming about it being a secret hussy, insisting all of an episode that Hank is overreacting that she never told him she had sex before, will immediately assume he's broken the law or racist if anyone suggests it, genuinely god awful. Also sabotaged Bobby by stealing his turkey and fleeing the house like a retard.
>>153335056Yes
>>153313596Francine and it's not close.
>>153336269It's a li'l close..
>>153314086>treating Family Guy characters as if they were actual peopleDude, they're literally just mouthpieces for jokes.
>>153334249>no matter how hard the show tries to paint her that wayI've never gotten that impression. But I also stopped watching the show a couple of seasons ago. Is that more prominently a thing in the recent seasons?I like her various designs. I even like the idea of her clone. But they pushed her forward too hard. Familiarity breeds contempt, and that goes for a lot of the show's formerly ancillary cast.
>>153319306Not as wild as she would eventually become, the early Seasons portrayed Francine as mostly growing out of that, later seasons then established Francine still is very much wild in the present, being a druggie and being so promiscuous to the point the show brought the possibility Haley is not Stan's biological daughter doesn't match Francine's early character.
>>153324711Neither of them are. The original Beth is dead. Rick has already switched universes twice, if not more.
>>153339375At least 3 times already.- From his original universe, where both his wife and daughter were killed- Cronenberg dimension, the one where the show started- and the one ruined by the squirrelsSo who cares which Beth is real. Neither of them are his daughter.
>>153325827oh. Could that be a Futurama reference?
>>153339375>>153339465It is super retarded that they expect you to care at this point about any of the characters.
>>153313596Are these the only the bad ones there is?
>>153340780OP should've tried harder. He removed the literal who from the shitty invincible cartoon but didn't even put Peggy Hill in the blank spot.
>>153313596Francine. She's the most selfish/self-centered. Given I don't know much about Beth though as I never watched the show.
>>153341008Peggy is basically the opposite of Debbie. Where Debbie is by far the best mom and Peggy is by far the worst. It would leave no room for conversation.
