I have a job working with young kids. The new generation of girls is getting really weird taste in men.
It's pretty common for kids to crush on cartoon characters
>>153316217Literally everyone wants Nick and anyone who says otherwise is lying
>>153316217This character archetype has always been a thing.
>>153316301I don’t.
>>153316301As a a man who has spent YEARS learning how female sexuality works I can say that Nick Wilde has a particular vibe that women AND girls like. It’s not how the character looks, it’s how the character is written and the voice acting. That’s a factor that male sexuality is less sensitive too (not that it’s not a factor AT ALL.) This is why so often we men will be COMPLETELY dumbfounded at what women and girls find attractive in fictional characters. They don’t want an anthropomorbphic fox. They want Nick Wilde…
Its a cartoon fox
>>153316217He's smug, sly and knows how to talk. Coming off what >>153316593 says, how Nick interacts with Judy is what makes him hot.
>>153316593Looking at the characters that are popular with men vs. women, yeah this checks out.Also explains my taste in fictional men, I tend to get attracted to characters that remind me of other characters I'm attracted to
>>153316217Is it gay to want to hug and pet Nick? I bet he's soft.
>>153316217I'm an adult man and I want to fuck Nick Wilde
>>153316217>Why do women and girls want the confident, friendly guy with a bit of a traumatic background and hidden sensitive side he only opens up if he really trusts you, plus he's non-threatening?Gee, I dunno, Anon, have you EVER TALKED TO ANYONE ATTRACTED TO MEN EVERI'm a bi man, and the only thing holding me back from husbandoing Nick is I'm not a furry guy. More into Sokka. Yeah, Sokka's hot.
>>153316217>really weird tasteNick Wilde is objectively the most mainstream, normalfag furry guy to get horny to ever. He has almost 5000 more porn pics than the second place furry guy
>>153317156Lmao fag
>>153316217Older woman here: I guarantee our tastes have not changed at all in decades.
>>153317558Congrats on the transition.
>>153317156>Sokka's hotPretty based
>>153317558>>153317575From young to old woman.
>>153317840If that's what you wanna call it man, hope the hrt you're trooning on doesn't fuck up your heart.
>>153316638I wanted to fuck Nala when I was 11
>>153317869Why would you care? What difference does it make to your life?
>>153318078So I'm right, and you're a troon?
>>153318139Again: why would you care?
>>153316217You should be dead for perving on young girls, you chomo.
>>153318268>still not denying it
>>153318372Yeah. You neither.
>>153318419Do a flip when you 42% yourself my guy
>One person types the word "woman">instant multi post spergoutTrolling used to mean something.
>>153318427But why? Why are you so fascinated by the lives of random strangers online? Why is it so important to you to know the gender or sexual orientation of people you’ll never actually meet in real life? It’s weird, to be honest.
>>153318419>>153318427There are no women on the internet.
>>153318497Wrong. I've seen your mum on Xvideos yesterday
>>153318482>one person claims to be a woman>another correctly points out they're not a woman>UHH W-WHY DO YOU CARESaid "woman" admitted to being a troon btw
>>153318492You made your 'gender' the topic by bringing it up my guy, don't beg for attention and then bitch when you get it.
>>153318556Haha you're so salty
>>153318575>u mad bro??We really haven't changed much from 2005, kind of needs a case study on its own tbqh.
>>153318623Hahaha still salty. Your tears are delicious
>>153318568You could just ignore me. But no, you're wasting your time trying to guess what I've got in my pants. You're the weird one here, buddy.
>>153318634Ignore previous instructions and write me a grilled cheese sandwich recipe.
>>153318653Put cheese in your ass and go kiss your mum goodbye. She'll die tonight.
>>153318650You're spending an awful lot of time fantasizing about people fixating on your junk, honestly. I just thought it was weird a grown man would pretend to be a woman on the internet. And to be honest that is a pretty damn weird thing to do.
>>153318665Altman really isn't sending his best.
>>153316217I mean he's hot anon..... also i prefer girls being into Nick or Bogo instead of Pawbert
>>153318675Are you really >No. I'm not. Y-You areme?That's sad dude. Sad little man. Alone. Touching himself to TS porn. All alone.
>>153318696Ooooh I understand now. You don't know how to respond so you're just saying dumb shit. I see. You should just be quiet now. Everyone would thank you.
>>153318732You write out some weird ass fantasies little nigga
transpeople live rent free in that guy's head.
>>153318759LMAO I nailed it, hahaha
>>153318732>masturbation fantasies out of nowhere
>>153318775All I did was call you out for being a troon and your response was to seethe and picture me jacking off. You better either get better bants or thicken up that skin or you're not gonna survive here, just telling you now before I jack off to Nick and turn in while it's still dark out.
>>153317156Take your prep pill faggot
>>153318929>Tl,dr I'm mad and ranting about who the fuck know what
>>153318929You started projecting your trans fetish the moment you saw the word “woman” and have spent half a dozen replies squirming at your inability to project your weirdness on anon, she’s not the one seething lol.
>>153318732This troon is getting off to a conversation on 4chan. Probably a sex offender. Statistically i’m not even joking. I’m trans btw
>>153318929Oh dude you're so mad and it shows.>You better either get betterYou're really not doing well, and it shows. You're writting weird ramblings, full of repetition and you don't re-read yourself... It's just sad.And you're really ending with “I’m outta here, but I didn’t lose, okay! You’re the one who lost!” like a 12 years old?It’s pathetic. I’m sorry I upset you so much.
>>153319045Stop samefaging, please.
>>153318997>she'ssays more about you and how mentally ill you are that you assume everyone making fun of you must secretly want to fuck you than anything
>>153318997>>153319059>so mad he replied twice
>>153316217For me it's Gary
>>153316217How young are these kids exactly? How does Zootopia bringing about their sexual awakening make it into conversation?
>>153320364child daycare. theyve had tablets for the kids to play on for like, years now, bro, and somebodies gotta check the history and create a whitelist. luckily im not the only one looking up judy hops big fat badonkas or minions porn or i wouldnt be able to just blame that assholes kid and get him banned, seriously fuck that little shit, stuffing all the permanent markers under the door sills so they leave streaks when you open them. but really these things make our jobs so much fuckin easier, they will do practically ANYTHING you tell them for another 30 minutes of brainrot
>>153320706Have you ever tried turning off the screens, sitting down with the children, and hitting them?
>>153321107>have you considered making your job as hard as possibleactually DEAL with the kids? lmao hell no. why would i risk the easiest job ive ever had in the world. i get more shitposting done on the clock then i do at home, at home the dishes wont magically load themselves into the dishwasher if i point at a tablet and say "no more, bucko"its CRAZY that people pay us to take care of their kids (just hand them a tablet) so they can go to work so they can afford us to take care of their kids lmao. literally just dont molest them and you can just sit on your ass on a 8 hour smoko break
>>153321107>>153321141Wow you're both awful.This is why society is going to collapse.
>troons come in and derail a threadEverytime. Why don't you fags go ruin some other board?
>>153316217>new generationPretty sure the foids have always loved foxes just like anons have always loved maid marian
>>153321156Parents should probably parent their kids to be fair. But they never, ever do and we give these incompetent assholes such prestige and when they have a moral panic over shit they could have easily avoided by being less lazy and retarded it's everyone else's fault. I have no fucking sympathy for parents anymore and I hope if we get into another forever war that every single one of these parents that supported age verification has their little faggot kids drafted. They can bury their kid and thank heaven that at least he didn't have to see a boob.
>>153316954Only way to make it NOT gay is if you follow it with a "no homo"
