>OH MY GOSH! I must just tell you what happened when I rode the school bus the other day. Everyone has taken a school bus, right? (point finger at the audience) Not you.[AUDIENCE LAUGH]>You had your parents Driving you all the way to school[pause]>Lucky bastard…[LAUGH]>...But that's fine because we bullied you in recess then...[LAUGH]>(whisper)...Lucky bastard.[LAUGH]>So, I don't know if you remember, in a school bus there are...let's say...some unwritten rules to know. [pause] And if you don't know them boy you're in for a roooough time.[LAUGH]>That day, there was not one, not two, but three new kids who didn't knew these rules. [pause] I think they were girls...[pause] but basically they were more like chipmunks.[LAUGH]>And they were all wearing the same dress. [Pause] At school [pause] I mean, dresses at school. Like it's the prom night or something.[LAUGH]>Told you, real chipmunks.[LAUGH]>And there was one girl right there. She even had, I'm not kidding you, she had a big old hair bow bigger than her head like she was Minnie Mouse![LAUGH]>So basically it was a cross between the Chipmunks and Minnie Mouse. [pause] That calls for a lawsuit.[LAUGH]>So, I turned back to them and I said OH[audience chant] MY GOSH>[pause] You know the story?[sits on stool]>Go on. Tell me the story. Go on, I'm all ears.[pause]>No? You don't want? All right. So I just told them. "Oh my gosh! I just LOVE your matching dresses!".[pause]>Don't worry, I didn't love them. I have standards to keep.[LAUGH]>You know what she said?[sits on stool hands joined over knees, looking up]>(small high-pitched voice) Really?[LAUGH]>You know what I answered...[pause]>You can guess what I answered, don't you.[LAUGH]>So I told them...[bend over towards empty stool]>...Ahem...[pause] No.[CHUCKLE]>Just no.[LAUGH]>I have never seen these girls on that bus ever again.[AUDIENCE CHEER AND APPLAUSE]
I just want her to fart on me
>>153329569I can hear It.
>>153329679This
>>153329569>throws hornet nest at herYOUR JOKES FUCKING SUCK!
>you wanna repeat that to my fucking face you goddamn troglodyte?
>>153330260Shieet she really looks like a Minnie Chipmunk.
>>153330397>reaaaallll fuckin funny asshole, if anything, I'd recommend you lock your doors tonight.
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FUCKING WIFE YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT, THIS IS WHY YOUR PARENTS DON'T FUCKING LOVE YOU SALLY
the only reason why any man has ever laughed at a woman's joke is because he wanted to fuck her
>>153329569What?
>>153330466https://youtube.com/watch?v=yv-Dmkwdwvs&pp
Blossomfags utterly BTFO.
why do people keep engaging with these lazy spam threads?
>>153330969boredom
>>153330969Because they’re creative at the very least.
>>153331026Really?
>>153330969Is it spam if they happen once every other day and every thread is different?
>>153330969She's hot.
>>153331201Not bad
>>153331201sorry, attached the wrong image by mistake
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>>153330412Better listen to her, you don't wanna get any rabbies!
>>153331026Creative how?It's the same joke over and over againThe threads are just about a nothing burger character from a show with far more memorable characters and even side charactersEven If you want brat stuff you can just make a brat threadOP's images are ai generated so there is no merit of OP being obssessed with this character
>>153331948>I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
The anti-Sally autists are somehow more autistic than the Sally poster. At least he puts effort into the OP.
>>153331986It's probably the same anon that tries to be a janny in other threads.
