Friend went to a test screening.>Movie starts with Marge and Homer looking to hire a new lawyer to renew their wedding vows.>A few weeks after hiring this new lawyer (It's the blue-haired lawyer), the lawyer reveals he found some concerning information in Maggie's genealogical records, >He goes over these records with Marge and Homer, while we flashback to before Maggie was born.>In these flashback scenes, it's revealed that Homer Simpson was rendered infertile by the nuclear plant before Maggie was conceived, and he ended up getting a cheap and illegal sperm transfusion into his testicles so he could impregnate Marge. >In the present, the Blue Haired Lawyer reveals he managed to track down the sperm donor; which turns out to be Sideshow Bob (who was not a criminal at the point of his donation.) The Lawyer states that he was legally required to tell Bob about the fact he is Maggie's biological father.>Then, on the news, it's revealed a breakout has occurred at the Springfield Penitentiary, and Sideshow Bob is presumably looking to kidnap Maggie and kill the simpsons while he's at it.I didn't want the rest of the movie to get spoiled for me, this is all in the first 20-30 minutes of the film, but I thought that if I knew this than I might as well tell you all too.
DOES HOMERCREAMPIEHISOWN BUTTHOLE?
>>153330625Doesn't sound like a bad idea for a movie. I thought it was gonna be a way worse plot to be honest
>>153330660DHCHOB?
>>153330660Homer gets ipadsource: I work for Matt Groening (I suck his dick)
I don't believe you, but it could work. Sideshow Bob as a full length feature villain could work fine considering his history with the show.
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>>153330625i preffer the kang being the father
>>153330625As a core concept, Sideshow Bob as the primary antagonist for a Simspon's movie is great, and I love the idea of getting Kelsey Grammar more work ... BUT, this plot also involves Homer getting genetically cucked Batman Beyond style which will piss everyone off to a ridiculous degree and all that is beside the bigger point, which is that the first Simpsons Movie will have been TWENTY GODDAMNED FUCKING YEARS AGO and this series needs to be dead and fucking buried already.
>>153330625Wasn't Maggie a mistake?
>>153330625Should've just stolen the plot of the Simpsons Arcade Game.
>>153330625why would you take a series about a family and reveal 30 years later that the father is not the genetic father of the baby ffs
>>153331366there must be something somewhere that this plot contradicts.
>>153331113Now that Homer is a young millennial, he'd probably be stupidly excited about the possibility of getting Batman's sperm in his balls, just like that cartoon he watched as a teen.
>>153330625Sure thing bro, I tooootally believe you...
>>153331113>Batman Beyond styleBoth my faces when
I was younger than Bart when the show premiered and now I'm older than Homer. : (
>>153330625>I didn't want the rest of the movie to get spoiled for meOP is either so lazy that he didn’t want to write more or so untalented that writing more would have made his “leak” sound less credible.
>>153330625Isn't canon that Homer donated sperm to the Shelbyville sperm bank to an absurd extent? Why would he even need someone elses cum?
>>153331442Homer will be Gen Z soon.
>>153331366Assuming it's not just fanfiction, I'd think the movie will later reveal it actually was Homer's sperm, etc.
>>153331442I was older than Homer now I'm younger than Bart. I never should've agreed to experimental testing for $250
>>153331442I wasn't even born yet when the show started. Born about a year after the first episode aired.
>>153330625Why would you need a lawyer to renew wedding vows?Why would the lawyer do genealogical research?Why would a lawyer reveal information about paternity to a third party illegal sperm donor?Why would a lawyer do ANY of this extra legwork without informing his client and securing additional payment up front when all he was asked to do was write some wedding vows?This is all incredibly retarded and I don't believe you.
>>153331871>why would these stupid things happenCause its modern simpsons.
>>153330625Please tell me this is just OPs retarded fanfic.
Guys, OP is lying, I saw the test screening and it was totally different. OP is right that Homer gets cucked by Sideshow Bob, but the details are all wrong. In actuality, the movie consists of a 90 minute long gangbang scene where Marge gets penetrated in all of her holes by all the various men of Springfield, including Sideshow Bob, while Homer watches and cries while eating a comically large amount of donuts. At the end they declare their faith in Islam and decapitate Lisa, and the final shot of the film is live action footage of Matt Groening hanging himself. I figured you guys might want to know what actually happens.
Sliding timeline was a mistake. Homer should have remained a boomer. Bart and Lisa should have remained 90s kids.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6S4N3JDoQ8
>>153332337>final shot of the film is live action footage of Matt Groening hanging himselfAnd the post-credit scene follows up on this, leading into the Life In Hell series on Disney+
>>153330625No naked Bart penis, no watch
>>153330660Based
>>153332337This is wrong, I saw the movie. Homer does get cucked, but it's not men fucking Marge. All the men of Springfield eat donuts in front of him, while Homer sits there, eating none.
>>153330625Le falta caca
>>153332624>Finn has no cupcakes.
>>153331113>>153331421That fucking cuck-juice injection was the first thing I thought of too.
