>Willy Wonka has spent the years since the Golden Ticket contest behind bars (not the chocolate kind) for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. >aving served his time, Wonka returns to his factory determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world. But one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley and his friends. >Facing eviction, this next generation of “rotten” kids plot to break into the factory, nab a priceless Wonka Bar, and save their homes. > But like many before them who enter the fantastical world of the factory, these kids are in for a bit more than they can chew…This reads like one of those cynical 2000s Wonka parodies that try to paint him as an outright villain.
>>153333651Sounds interesting, but we really need to move on from adapting/subverting the same tired old stories from yesteryear.
>>153333651Any concept art leaks? I want to know if any of my other fetishes make it in.
>>153333651I makes Wonka sound like a slasher villain
>>153333651EWW! London.
>>153337687EUGH
>>153337737pretty kitty
This is retarded.
>>153333651>>153336934What about "wants to bring a bit of sweetness to a bitter world" sounds like a slasher villain?It's a pretty easy lay-up for how the plot will go. Wonka will see the kids as spoiled brats, the kids will see Wonka as a mean old man, they'll have a moment where they gain a deeper understanding of each other and become friends by the end of the film.
>>153336934He is though? He is technically at the very least a child murderer.
>Charlie and his Mudpie Factory
>>153333651>for the crime of turning a child into a blueberrySo the one he allowed to get into a highly dangerous experimental laser and the one who fell into his unprotected chocolate river with a giant siphon and the one he dropped into a trash chute with an incinerator were all ok but the blueberry thing is where they drew the line?You'd have a lot more luck with just focusing on Veruca Salt since her family seemed affluent enough to get Wonka arrested over the trash chute just as a matter of ego. You can sweep all the other incidents under the rug easy enough but with the self-centered behavior of the Salts they're absolutely the types to start petty revenge crusades and call in favors to weaponize the law for their gain.Do we have any info on what other characters they'll use? Curious if they'll try to use other scrapped kid designs or if they're just making their own OCs
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>>153339175No children died in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
>>153333651Really neat concept>heist movie set in a wacky candy factory
>drawing attention to the blueberry scene to drum in the fetishistsDaring play>>153339505It's a bioweapon
>>153339505>the contract they signed waived all liability, so wonka can't be charged for the incidents themselves>but he did run foul of some indecency laws about child inflation, the sicko>>153341203true, only the oompa loompas, par for the course for them to be born, live, and die right there in the factory
>>153341329I dunno how it is for Europeans, but in the US of A, you can't use a contract to break a law.If you have someone sign an NDA, then commit murder in front of them, and they testify against you, the NDA is of course null and void.If Wonka is found to have broke labor and safety laws with his whimsy, then he'd be held criminally accountable.
In the new animated adult Netflix comedy “Charlie Fucks the Chocolate Factory”, an adult Charlie (Chris Pratt) puts his Wonka bar stuck in the chocolate pipeline while the Oompa Loompas watch.
>>153333651> Facing eviction, this next generation of “rotten” kids plot to break into the factory, nab a priceless Wonka Bar, and save their homes.Nah fuck this. I’m tired of people glamorizing and justifying criminal scum, you can’t help already tell the movie is going to show them as gud bois who dindu nuffin.
>>153333651What an oddly specific preexisting law for them to have
>>153342780>Oi mate, you got a loicense for blueberrfyin that mum?
>>153342780I think it would be categorized under negligence or bodily harm involving a minor but they didn't want to outright say it
