These anons are crazy.
>Asterix and Obelix visit 4chanAlright /co/, how's THIS one play out?
>>153342773A Roman legionaire mentions Alesia, shitstorm ensues.
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>>153342773>The fish.>Being fresh.
>>153342773Obelix says something dumb that works the anons into a rage, and Asterix realizes it's incredibly easy to get them to fight each other. He then pretends to be multiple other anons all while replying to his own clearly false statements, riling them up that they all start arguing amongst each other while Asterix and Obelix sneak away.
Sex with Metadata
>>153342773An anon will get their hands on the magic potion and shitpost so hard that 4chan's servers explode
>>153342803HEY FUCK YOU FULLIAUTOMATIXITS AS FRESH AS YOUR WIFE
>>153342827Asterix has a LOT of cute girls.
>>153342918>Cleopatra in S-tierIt's the nose, isn't it?
>>153342896AT LEAST MY WIFE DOESN'T REEK OF SALT AND A WEEK OLD ROT!
>>153342973But AnonWhat a nose!
>>153342999Trips of truth have spoken, by Toutatis.
>>153342918I don't agree with everything on this list but I mostly agree with it, and Cleopatra in S makes me respect your slightly different opinion. It really is a pretty nose, isn't it?
>>153343468Based reasonable respectful Anon
>>153342756There's an anon who's really into the invincible rape scene and is just waiting to see it animated.
>>153342999So I have to ask, is that a local Belgian thing to appreciate noses? or is it some esoteric in-joke?
>>153343803It's just a joke about her having a big nose and every character apparently loving it. Which is based.
>The next Asterix movie is in the kingdom of NubiaOh no...
>>153343803Cleopatra is commonly depicted with a noble profile and a strong nose, to the point that Blaise Pascal wrote "Had Cleopatra's nose been shorter, it would have changed the course of history."The Asterix version took that quote and, as a spoof to that exact quote, gave her a very big, long nose that every character admires.
>>153342918You forgot two
Did you heard about the new animated movie?
>>153344123They're super hot, especially Kweenlatifer, but I'm also glad new Asterix books are drawing black characters I don't feel embarrassed reading in public.
>50 BC>not recognizing Julius as your CaesarSperote serio vos hoc facere non.
>>153342918Only a cameo but still hot as fuck
>>153344141That looks adorable.
How is the writing on the recent books now that it's entirely new people? Does it still go as far in the satire?Also heard the new translations are shit compared to the woman who did the British editions.
>>153342827 I like the Netflix series they had I want to warn Netflix series of the show with this OC in it and the two dudes. I also saw the live-action go to China movie thing not as good.
>>153342773>Digital circus? Where are the gladiators, then?>And there's not a lot of fingers either. Methinks Ceasar has been hitting the caecuban a little too hard.>These Romans are crazy!
>>153342975NOT WHEN SHES EXPECTING THE ROMANS AT HER GATES !
>>153344218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ihmd9OlmegThe animated ones are very good. It looks honest.
>>153344262They are good but sometimes it feels like there is something, a little bit missing. I wouldnt say they are better than the solo-Uderzo ones. But quite good.
>>153344262Bit of a mixed bag, but overall an improvement.I'd sayUderzo and Goscciny> Black Gold, Asterix and Son, and Magic Carpet (the best Uderzo solo albums)> Post-Uderzo> Solo Uderzo.
