Am I Gay? EditionDo you day dream of anyone from the comic? Have you specifically thoughts of a elaborate scenario with them?Last Dream Bubble >>153310442
>>153347213>Do you day dream of anyone from the comic? Have you specifically thoughts of a elaborate scenario with them?i sometimes wonder how it would be to have a chat/drink/walk with any of the trollsjust a normal day, friendsim style
>>153347213Im pretty sure we had an I'm gay thread before? or I'm alucinating.>QOTTI dreamed with Kankri once. I want to dream with him again so I can make him uncomfortable and kabedon him on the wall. hmmm I wanna dream with Jade too or like be in the same room as Kiki fukuoka. Play games with Kiki would be cool too.
>>153347213>Do you day dream of anyone from the comic? Have you specifically thoughts of a elaborate scenario with them?I have composed entire volumes of stuff about the characters of this comic in my head, and occasionally in print. I have terminal Homestuck brainrot, but maybe the worst is thinking aboutDaveand Rosedoing stufflike.......kissingeach otherin a non-platonic manner
>>153347540my goodness anon, how do you sleep at night?!?
>>153347540compose? like make music?
>>153347327I constantly think about Ellith, Kiki and Ox because i feel like these guys are more easy for me to hang out with.
>>153347618KARKAT A JEW?????NIGGA SERKET???INDIAN KANAYA????
>>153347618this is scawy
>>153347618>half-Spanish TavrosWell, it's better than noth->Eridan not being a BritTrash
>>153347706>Well, it's better than noth-not making the spanish troll spanish was already sinful enoughbut everything in that iimage is a fucking crime
Fuck it, everyone headcanon these fucks(Hardmode, No reusing a flag)
>>153347736>not making the spanish troll spanish was already sinful enoughAfter seeing gazillions of teenage retards headcanoning Tavros as a Mexican because that's the only Spanish-speaking country they've ever heard of I'm willing to settle even for a half-Spaniard now
>>153347568Like a baby.>>153347581Stories mainly. Lately I've been thinking a lot about the doomed timeline that Davesprite came from and how that plot thread never got truly resolved. Actually a lot of what I think about it just stuff that was either abandoned or finished really badly in Homestuck and thinking about how I would do it.
>>153347746not will do all of them but.Nepeta: Black South Asian or Pacifique Island Asian.Tavros: Spaniard and the sorts from middle east and east europeEquius: North American ApacheKanaya: Romania Of Dark hair and snow skin like snow white. Has colored eyes like blue or green.Aradia: South American Indigenous or North African like from Egypt and the sorts.Sollux: Chinese that speaks cantonese.that is it idc or can think well for the others.
>>153347803it gets me a tad mad that they do that bcs of their tardnessthen i calm down bcs i realize most of these headcanons are made by american teens that only know that "mexico is the only spanish country in tha world"
>>153347746ok betkarkat from bostoneridan from francefeferi from india aradia from shibuyanepeta from portugalgamzee from jamaicaequius from scotlandterezi from canadavriska from the USkanaya from icelandtavros from the US (he lives on the border)sollux from south dakotakanaya from brasil amazon
>>153347746
>Looking through an old nudestuck folder>Find this>Realize that this Roxy looks eerily similar to that one Kanaya cosplayer>reverse search the stuff, its on rule34, the source got hacked but it leads to her old blogApparently theres more images? But this is all i got, I'm looking for the jane cosplayer honestly. she has nice titstheres also a porrim set if you google "alinajames erome"
>>153347746chat, did I cook some bland chicken with salt or what? if you don't know Fefs, it the flag of Monaco
>>153348031this couldve made a great 4some
>>153348073theres a good chance they fucked.
>>153347996Terezi.....
>>153348092what was the coplayers name btw?also yeah, they probs did
>>153348031>>153348092GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY
>>153347746I've spent more time thinking about it than I should fucking have.Aradia - Italian. Her name comes from a forgery about a supposed figure worshipped by Italian witches in Tuscany fighting against upper class oppression. Also fun fact: Vriska said arrivederci moments before killing her.Tavros - Spanish. Self-evident if you're not a drooling fucking retard.Sollux - New Englander/Yankee. He has more than a few associations with Lisp programming language created in MIT.Karkat - Palestinian or more broadly Levantine Arabic. Tying to the Jesus allegory: Christians in the region(including the OG Jewish Christians) got Arabized later on.Nepeta - Swedish. Her last name is Swedish in origin and she even shares it with some bleeding heart politician from there.Kanaya - West Slavic or Hungarian. Plebs would argue for Romania, but Jades also got a Virgin Mary association(best exemplified with Dolorosa taking after Our Lady of Sorrows) which imo is more strongly associated with Catholicism than Orthodoxy, and to begin with vampires are technically a Slavic folklore that spread to Hungary and Romania so we don't have to limit ourselves to muh Transylvania.Terezi - Gonna go with the Ashkenazi Jewish classic here. Vriska - Honestly no idea because it's hard to talk about "piratical nations". Leaning towards Cantonese though, Chinese pirates were the scourge of the Southeast Asia and likely the most successful female pirate in history WHO GOT AWAY WITH ALL OF IT was from there.Equius - Iraqi. Zahhak was an evil figure in Iranian mythology, and later in some Iranian national epic he was turned into an Arab, and from Iranian perspective Iraqis are right at their doorstep.Gamzee - Midwesterner, where ICP hails from.Eridan - Brit. He's a posh Harry Potter wanker who even sails the seas like the Englishmen of yoreFeferi - Portuguese or Brazilian. Peixes is a Portuguese word, and her marine lifestyle, attitude and so on also fit her.
>>153348422another jewrezi...
>>153341173Damn that's a sexy rose animation. You know the artist?
>>153348475
>>153347213I day dream of giving Calliope the care and affection she deserves.
>>153348532Terezi's Jewgish Milkers...
Drawfag, make her Terezi.
>>153347746>KarkatRomania, not the Romani.>AradiaJapanese.>TavrosSpanish.>SolluxPhilippines.>NepetaNative American.>KanayaWales.>TereziCanada.>VriskaUS.>Equius Russia.>GamzeeJamaica.>EridanFrance.>FeferiIndia.
I hate Beyond Canon but I gotta admit the outfits are on point. I love Rosebot and she.....makes me feel things....
>>153347936Then these teens should try to develop a minimum of curiosity about the world and allocate some space in their brains for things other than homestuck and deltarune pride flag headcanons because "bulls, torreadors, Don Quixote = Spain" is surface level shit you should be embarrassed not to get if you're a westerner.
>>153348422i prefer eridan to be french for some reason
Someone tell me where does the Aradia = Japanese meme come from. Is it all because of Damara?
>>153348505thats not sexy, but that is an amazing rose designits colllrose,
>>153348816These great designs stuck in such a shitty story is a genuine tragedy.
>>153348784dawg you and me said almost the same thing >>153347941
>>153348875Somewhat that but also Hussie called her a petite jap girl or something back then
>>153348828they're american sadly i never expect them to figure out hes spanish coded and not mexicanpretty sure you'll get called a racist or some shit for even suggesting it
>>153348909Neat.
>>153348756>YOU W1LL N3V3R SUCK ON T3R3Z1 PYROP3S J3WGT1TS WH1L3 SH3 C4LLS YOU 4 GOOD DORK 4ND D3STROYS YOU W1TH F4CTS 4ND LOG1C
>>153348969unless your name is john that is
>>153347213>QOTTI keep daydreaming about Tavros every single day. Even today I've imagined Tavros acting as a guide on my trip in Andalusia, trying to impress me by showing me some nice places, proudly telling me cool facts I likely already knew about, or trying to order things in a tapas bar or restaurant while constantly saying uhhhh, ummmm and overly long sentences which would make the waiter roll his eyes and make Tavros drop his spaghetti even further.
>>153349093respect. really glad for you ^u^
Striders on striders
>>153349881half life reference?
PM and WV should fuck.
>>153350064Yes
>>153347213>Do you day dream of anyone from the comic?Absolutely. I sometimes daydream of going to my own planet and exploring Sburb in general. I imagine myself being friends with the beta cast and some of trolls.>Have you specifically thoughts of a elaborate scenario with them?I'd like to just collaborate with the others to complete the game. Feel like they'd be a fun group to just talk and hang around with.
>>153347213All I do all day is daydreaming, like maybe 70% of my waking day. A lot of that lately has been Homestuck related, maybe for the past half a year. I have a self insert OC I just imagine going on adventures and having emotional turmoil and romancing characters. It's all I've got going lol.
>>153347213I have a whole pretty elaborate sburb session partially written and partially in my head that I daydream about daily. Been about 4 years now of it rattling in the thinkpan up there.
>>153350522thats kinda sad. i feel bad for you
>>153350555I saw the movie "I'm Thinking of Ending Things" and it was a terrifying look into my future lol. Same with that one part of "What Remains of Edith Finch" where the guy cuts his hand off.
>>153350610you want a hug?
I believe i dont need much to be happy. today was pretty much the same as always, but i'm really happy and glad for everything so far. I just wish people gave me a chance and didnt looked down at me. I'm the same as everyone else.
>>153350650It's not too bad, the real world sucks. https://youtu.be/Shrmw--gc5c?si=2VNT7gXsElh99wX1
>>153348712When she's passed out in her Scalemate boxers is the perfect time to suck on her double J cup jewgish boobs.
GOOD LORD IT'S VOICEDhttps://x.com/TophatTurtleVA/status/2047138989371728370?s=20
>>153351351Homestuck does not deserve its talented and dedicated community
>>153351351ms pyrope... have mercy...
>>153351351I fucking kneel.
I'm excited to see what else the artist cooks up. His art is so fucking good.
>>153351407shut up. we deserve this. we've been a good thread all year!
>>153351407It doesn't, that's why the majority of them have left.
>>153351652He's gonna keep complaining about "THEM DAMNED TRANNNNNNYYYYYYSSSS" instead of making good art
>>153352101B-based???I wonder if he lurks here?
>>153352136we already have enough utterly spineless porn drawing attention seekers here
>>153352195you can never have enough drawfags whut
>>153347213that stuff about fags cutting themselves over john and vriska is just me
>>153348031>>153348092god janes tits are huge here hnnnggggg
should i kill myself so i can see john egbert
>>153352293That would be a sin, you will be in hell with Kankri.
>>153352300technically if i die i'd see kankri anyway
>>153352300
>>153352324counterpoint
>>153352324>>153352344Kankri and Vriska being my Devil and Angel on my shoulders.....oh
the only problem i have with using a noose is that it would be extremely stereotypical and would only make me look like more of a loser.
>>153352195Maybe if people actually gave things that arent child smut (you)s this wouldnt be a problem?
Suicide pack with Skye and Dirk with a gun....fuck that sounds so hot.
>>153352426Pact**But before we kill ourselves we gotta have a wicked threesome
oh hell yes suicide thread
>>153352426She will kill both of you for being faggots
>>1533524500////0
>>153352468Naw, Liu on the otherhand, he would
>>153352450any more of these neutral ones? i saw a vriska one before
>>153347213>QOTTI often think about drinking milk straight from Rose's big tits
>>153352510i also dream of milk, though it fluctuates between mom lalonde and nanna
>>153352520Mom Lalonde drinks so much her milk has an alcohol level
>>153352506
>>153352544nanna will often serve breast milk along with her cookies. her milk tastes somewhat sweet
>>153352583I know "Y/N " means "Your Name", But I always read it as "Young Nigga" first. lel
>>153352583don't worry vriska, i'll see you there
>>153352594Dave always asks for a refill :B
I found this under a similar Homestuck post a while back. I've been trying to find out who made it, (and yes, before you ask, i did do a google, tineye etc. reverse image search; nothing came up) and what y'all think about it.Eric Harris x Vriska Serket? pfft... what about dylan klebold x eridan ampora i think that might be funny but idk
>>153347213>Do you day dream of anyone from the comic? Have you specifically thoughts of a elaborate scenario with them?fleeting thoughts of hugging dirk and his autism making him cutely awkward about it. impishly fucking up his styled hair. trying on his shades. saying something so stupidly ironic that he laughs. him showing me self-defense techniques because he doesn't like the idea of me walking home alone at night. reassuring him that he can lean on me when things get rough
>>153352603if you ask ,icely, he'll let you drink from her nipples. despite her age, her breast are nice and shapely
>>153352608I had that saved in my PC for years, I should renamed the file when I had the chance....this one is by @vectigal
>>153352624*she'll
>>153352595wait, that's what it means? I always thought she was saying "ya know,"
>>153352610Impishly huh?!
>>153352713impishly, you know, like mischievously playfully ruffling his locks much to his chagrin and surprise but he's trying to be a stoic about it and merely lets off a disgruntled huff that his artfully styled hair is ruined for the day
Watching these back to back with the one and only Rose Lalonde and having her psychoanalyze me and then she and I playfully hypothesize our own shooting while cuddling and what we would do. ngl I would 100% buy her a natural selection shirt and fucking her raw while she wears it. I'm not sorry for this post
>>153352426I'M SMOKING THAT SUICIDE PACKSHIT'S SOAKED IN THE OIL THEY LUBRICATE TRIGGERS WITHTHIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND THEN BLOW YOU AWAY
>you will never watch school shooter movies with Rose while she psychoanalyzes every character
>>153352844whats even the point of living
does anyone have any neat homestuck mp4s?
>>153352913Nah I don't
>>153352913why is dave architecting john?
>>153350069What about AR?
>>153352344Earth C is fucking fake and gay
>>153352946the ass can always become...BIGGER
>>153353358this also applies to eridan
>zombies exist in homestuck and roam in the daytimereally? so we're just not going to do anything with these canon facts?
>>153352946He likes 'em big
>>153354542say what you want about vriska but at least she could fuck john's ass without crumpling like a wet paper towel ripbozo
>>153347213>QOTTAs a dirkfag and jonfag, I’ve always wondered how it would be to have either be friends with them, but that’s about itaside from fantasizing dating Vriska, Terezi, Feferi or Roxy but that’s not important
why you all suicidal? life is beautiful.(galops away like a horse into the horizon)
>>153354883as wise as ever, maplehoof
>>153355015spoiler: he won’t.
>>153355165
>>153352663yeah it's for self-insert fics
>>153355174
>>153347651>KARKAT A JEW?????Whiny asshole who bitches about literally everything and demands the role of leader>NIGGA SERKET???Unempathetic psychotic narcissist who routinely kills and abuses others and gets a free pass for it.>INDIAN KANAYA????Disrespected seamstress who is perpetually horny for bob and vagene and can't talk english good.I can see them all unfortunately.
>>153355165>>153355174>>153355185based thread healer
Candy Jane > Meat Jane.
I read Homestuck religiously when it was first coming out, but I never finished it. So recently I decided to finally read the whole thing and actually finish it this time. I was having fun, but now I'm in Act 5 and I'm remembering why I never finished it.
>>153355800Thats about where the problems begin. It only gets worse in act 6
a very pleasant morning to all jadebloods (whom owe me sex) and low BMI individuals
>>153356070:C
>>153355930Act 6 drinking game, take a shot for each problem on the read through. How long would you last?
>>153356070I am an extremely high BMI individual. As such, I count as two low BMI individuals.
>>153356478I think if you have your own gravitational orbit you count as one celestial body.
>>153356070Kanaya should grow up to have a peak milf bod with some thickness and a fondness for teasing shota humans and trolls.
@/x0kksa on twitter
>>153356548She needs to be plapped here. Those sweater puppies are insane.
Which PBSD character listens to Bladee?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT1KsSnWBhM
>>153356805closest is skye, i bet she be listening to jpegmafia on her free time.
>>153356556John Nappa
>>153353994I can't believe there's a dropped plot point in homestuck...
>>153356070Mronign
>>153356556Doesn't her head hurt from carrying such a huge-ass strawberry on top of it?
black cat liu licking and grooming white duck skye would be kyute
>>153357396nah. she is a harley. she can endure all types of envoriments.
>>153357014John nappaJade plappa
>>153357014John Nappa
>>153353642
>>153357564Hahahah fuck yes i thought the same thing.
>>153357625I wanna draw this but with Either Skye and Cody or Korpus and Ellith/Mallum.
Why there is so many chuds in the homestuck main characters?EquiusDirk (Right in the end i mean)Jane (Same thing)Eridan (he is faking but still he acts really chuddie)
>>153357694Hussie is sexually attracted to chuds.
>>153357694see how cronus is not mentioned? #win
>>153357731>CronusI totally forgot about him and the beforus trolls, my bad.>>153357728This is the most unnexpected response. Care to explain why you think it? For me it almost felt like a self insert of sorts since hussie's past racist jokes.
>>153357694Don't forget Caliborn/Lord English is literally the pimpdaddy Gigachud supreme of paradox space.
>>153357818>Care to explain why you think it? For me it almost felt like a self insert of sorts since hussie's past racist jokes.He clearly wishes to be a chud, but he equally clearly isn't one. The next best thing to being a chud, is being inside of a chud.
>>153357834I don't remember Caliborn being racist. He was a huge tard and harrassed the teens but just after he became Doc Scratch was that he implanted the suggestions for the wacism in troll society. So yeah kinda but not really chuddie in his core. He is just the "Consequences of the past" type of villan to me. Condense in other hand tho she is quite the mega chuddete.
>>153357879lmaaaaaao this won my day. Thanks for the explanation. Now i have on my mental data the category "chud chaser" to apply now in personalities.
Goodmorning to all my qt NEETs out there
the bigest racist in pb is... the answer might surprise you..
>>153357986This is so good.
>>153357694Homestuck is about a bunch of kids who grew up on the internet. The trolls are all different internet troll archetypes. Chuds are not a recent thing
>>153358267never implied chuds are a recent thing ;w; i just like to notice patterns and analyze stuff. cross references...
POV: it's 2010 and Vriska discovered you have all three of Taylor Swift's albums on your ipod nano.
>>153358460MEGACHIN vriska
>>153358338>noticing thingsfucking chud…
It's 2011, go are meeting up with Vriska and she asks you if you burned her that mixtape with "Fly like a G6" being the first track
>>153352101>Makes good art>Is based as fuck>Makes retards seethe Our fucking hero.
>Artist argues with a guy seething about Kanaya getting cucked in the comment section of a porn siteThis is so fucking stupid, kek.
>>153359599has he been arguing? i havent seen him reply to anything
>>153359677I want to have sex with this fish
>>153359747the plushie of him will come anyyyyy day now. just like 2 months.
>>153348504Dave being Jotaro here would actually make some sense
>>153359662If you check the comment section of the Kanaya image in the good old site of the Thirty Fourth Rule.
>>153360171omfg imagine morafagging over cucknaya porn lmaosarco has too much patience
>>153360171>good old site of the Thirty Fourth Rule.
>>153360091There's already a billions of memes that shoehorn Dave in the middle of a scene regardless if he fits or not
>>153360202I think they're both retarded, the moralfag is the bigger retard, but I can't imagine being an artist and arguing about this shit in the comment section of a fucking porn site, kek. He's just getting baited, but he's still a based artist though.>>153360228Yeah.
>>153358769>makes retards seethebut he's a seething retard himself
>>153360256dawg is i was called "lesbophobic" for a homesmut drawing then i would get mad too.
>>153360171the fact that ain’t the first time I’ve heard of something like that happening is the crazy part
Ellith/Lily but Lily has dick. Pondering
Fill me up with Eridan Headcanons and why you guys like him so much. I find his design cute but I don't feel like filling the gaps of his personality like his enjoyers seem to like so much. What are some things you wish his character has done to the story if he hasn't be killed off?
>adds the most blatantly black character in the cast that its borderline a racist stereotype>makes her want to hurt everyone on sightwhat did he mean by this?
>>153360982tel aviv
>>153360982>Porrim POV
That one guy that drew sexy Nannasprite makes me want to breed her so fucking bad.
>>153360228Colsla would say this>>153360507>try to think of cute lolis kissing>can only think about cock
>>153355241>kayana>can't talk english good??
Actually that makes me wonder. Do trolls speak English, or is it some weird gab bullshit that allows for the humans to understand them? Because they do got their own written language that’s different from ours and shit
>>153361333their written language is just english but backwards/upside-down and with a unique font
>>153361393I’m certain the font comes from one of the elder scroll games
>>153361333the trolls came before the humans and spoke english, only their written text was different. since karkat won the game I assume sburb gave him a new world with species that also speaks his same language, the humans
>Karkat made it so all humans have red blood and that no one is discriminated due to their blood color>Karkat gave humans a single kind of romance that and it's of them being nice to each otherUnderrated aspects of Karkat, he's a fucking softie.
>>153361616>Karkat indirectly made racism, slavery, genocide,war etc etcKarkat vantas....
>>153361667That's because he's dumb and also gave the Universe cancer...But he had pure intentions...
lmao
>>153361741you can cuck anyone BUT IF YOU DO KANAYA YOU'RE A LESBOPHOBE!!!11!1!why dont these people end themselves already
>>153361786Calling them cisphobic when they ship John with ANY other male
>>153361741The most raped opinion
>>153361249I just wanted to say something funny to brew some friction in the thread. I dont think about cock all the time.>>153361667Sentient beings have free will, they will end up creating horrible acts and concepts soon or later.
>>153361741>homestuck smut artists when you ask them to draw anything that isn't incestuous gay pedophilia
>>153360568https://caligvlasaqvarivm.tumblr.com/post/743089982286217216/murder-love-and-destiny-an-eridan-amporaHere you go anon, the ultimate Erichvdan essay
>>153361883>Those are his emotional support slursYou gotta be kidding me. Sounds kinda cringe. But i will read it all and see if my opinion about him.I hope the char analizes doesnt ignore the interesting relationship he has with kanaya with the short time they interacted.
Oh boy! Time to draw incestuous gay pedophilia!
>>153361924(me)*if my opinion about him changes
Art of Karkat breeding Terezi when?
>>153361937there is already TOO MUCH OF IT!IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!
>>153361994Oh wow, that's terrible, you should link to all of it, just so we know what to avoid, haha.
>>153360972>not!black girl is a hood rat bitch, a groomer, and a murderous psycho>gay guy is mentally ill abuser with implied pedophilic tendencies>one of the two lesbians sucked her brother's cock, the other ends up being a cuckquean in the epilogues>the notable gay couple beloved by fujos is a forced unnatural creation of the retarded devil in-universe>an entire troll caste is made up of jewish stereotypes>all kids are canonically white so non-white humans have been driven into extinction and the capital of the human kingdom on earth C shall be called the New AgarthaBRAVO HUSSIE
>>153361929You better post this here when you finish it.
Art of Terezi breeding Katkat when?
>>153362015 I, come on here, and i hear about is "karezi" karezi!"ITS BIG GIRL ON SMALL GUY SLOP.NO, YOU CANT HANDLE TEREZI.you who terezi wants? someone who treats her terribly like vriska or gamzee. you've seen it happen. she secretly cries to herself about killing vriska but saving her friends. theres a part of her that didnt want to kill her and doom everyone.
Terezi and Karkat Amazon position.
>>153362103NO. SHUT UP.
Karezi is a taboo ship because it ships an israeli with a palestinian and few people can handle something that powerful
>>153362109Vibri...
>>153361935Ok the text is better and more cohesive than i imagined. Heck, its has even linked citations. Im going to read better later. Thanks anon.
>Taking anything Post-Murderstuck as canon
>>153362109>ITS BIG GIRL ON SMALL GUY SLOP.Revisionism, nobody who shipped it back when it was actually popular drew it like that.In fact this whole post stinks of new fan smell.
>>153362051see how theres no porrim?#feminism
>>153362109Kinda of a gay, dumb, stupid and uncool opinion honestly. Terezi is for karkar as mate and to be friends with dave and nepeta.
>>153362124Terezi's slippery GOCK inside Karkitty's tight BOYPUSSY
>>153362176Based post
>>153362176Wow, based.
Karkat's cock is for being milked by Terezi's pussy.
>>153362160nah, too many people on here and on other places just make terezi a bbw and thats it. thats all it is
>>153361851>I dont think about cock all the time.Look in the mirror and repeat this 3 times. Its ok anon. You can get better.
It was based when Latula said she didn't really ever have anything to do with Aranea and said she understood why they would end up being enemies on Alternia
>>153362176>and to be friends with dave and nepeta.yes, and make sure to add "and they lived happily ever after" and a rainbow to add to the happy vibes
>>153362263wait I don't recall her saying all that
>>153362236Secondary alert
Beyond Canon will only be good once Meat Terezi and Candy Karkat meet and resolve all the pent up sexual tension they'll have.
Pesterquest and its consequences have been a disaster for character portrayals in the fanart
>>153362144No problemI can recommend that blog in general, its author is overall a good theorist even in spite of some retarded takes here and there caused by the personal biases occasionally seeping in.
>>153362363what are the "retarded" takes?
>>153362273>1 d1d not c4r3 for scourg3c3st.
VantasPyrope holds more weight because they're connected in every timeline.
Where were you when the moonrunes allegations dropped, anon?
Latula is the cool big sister who'd encourage Terezi to break up with her cringe and emotionally draining teenage girlfriend and help her find a cute guy
>>153362598>Latula laughs and reminisces about her sapphic phase when she was Terezi's age
>>153362388From the top of my head1) The author rarely brings it up, but the occasionally mentioned commie shit feels too much like a personal bias talking. Not saying Hussie can't do symbolism or that we couldn't squeeze some anti-prejudice subtext out of Homestuck, but "JOHN HAS HAMMER AND KARKAT HAS SICKLE BECAUSE HUSSIE LOVES WHOLESOME POGGERS GOMMUNIZM FUCK FASCISM AND CAPITALISM" feels like a wishful thinking more than anything. Also>What if Eridan shot a white-hot beam of pure socialist magic clear through Lord English’s stupid flickering pool ball heart? in the general mega-essay was legitimately one of the worst homestuck-related things I've ever read, and the bar is high.2) Some shipping choices on the "HOMESTUCK SHIPPING SOLVED" are iffy. If I had to pick one example, then Dirkjohn makes no sense to me on principle because the quadrants are romantic in nature and John just doesn't swing that way. I attribute this to the terminal fujobrain. The full-blown rejection of ashen romance struck me the author giving up because it's impossible that Hussie isn't a 5D chessmaster who planned LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING in advance so if the math for ashenrom doesn't add up, then it was meant to have been rejected wholesale3) I'm not wholly buying the trans Dirk and Roxy hypothesis when a simpler explanation about Roxy being tied to genetic fuckery with mutant cats to parallel Dirk's "diluvial symbols" is sufficient4) The "explanation" for Dirktav SPECIFICALLY with top Tavros and bottom Dirk is retarded. At the very least stop fingering yourself as you type your theories and just don't bring up who fucks whom in the ass you degenerate fujo bitch.This doesn't mean you won't find many gems in there that are rarely brought up, like the human kids paralleling the Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland or some actually signalled romantic pairings most people(myself included) have glossed over. The goods strongly outweigh the bads for sure.
>>153362899>top tavros dirktavIf there is anyone tavros *should* top its him
>>153363244Consider the following: both could be verses
its really great that homestuck lost its popularity in the 2010's. if homestuck was popular today like TADC is(and certain recent events), it would be over.
>>153363724how the fuck did you do the horns??
>>153362293still finding it funny how i got flak and people heavily implying i was ""fatphobic"" for thinking her being an athletic tub of lard didn't make sense to me made all the more ironic that I was saying that as an OBESE motherfucker yet new HSfans thought I hated fatties
colsa offers you his heart. do you accept it?
>>153363700I mean, plenty of retarded shit still happens anyway even with it being a smaller fanbase
>>153361929me when I'm being based
Interesting Hussie artifact from Homestuck's golden era:https://www.tumblr.com/homestuckreplay/808386901706964992/interview-with-andrew-and-byron-hussie-at
>>153363883Best case scenario you get a german roach infestation
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>>153363898dude jax's va is getting dogged on because he wrote the word "nega" in 2019 on a livestream. it could be a lot worse
>>153363971hey! what are you going to do to him
>>153363983As in the nega chin?!
>>153363983good point
>>153362257lmaaaao
>>153362553what did he do?
>>153363883kiss him. spoon him. sex in spoon position. hugs him and take a epic shower with him and then we go to sleep in the hammock together.
>>153364045nega eggman. but because they knew the implications and laughed about it they are obviously guilty.
>>153364117S-S-SH-SHOWER? WITH COLSA? that man hasnt taken one in ages
>>153364140Damn, that shit will take a while then. Maybe he can take a separated hot shower with a bath brush separated then. but that will happen. on the bathtub together with soap foam. will be gooood.
>>153363883also>colsa
>>153364140If you tried giving him a shower he would melt like the wicked witch of the west>>153364122Wait actually? It is nega eggman? That is absurd what a bunch of clowns
https://strawpoll.com/QrgewzjQOyp
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>>153364435EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>153364435yea would
>>153364420poor dirk. asking a piss poor mf like me to give him money.
there is no colsla smut easy to find.and i will have to write and draw it all myself. fuck.
>>153363883no way fag his ass until he finishes his redemption arc
>>153364420ANYTHING MY MOIRAIL NEEDS
>>153363883No I'd rape him because he deserves it
>>153364569you dont even need to rape him hes so touch starved he would say okay to sex
>>153364451>>153364456dont you want to be the one who takes colsla's virginity? it would be his first time definitely.
>>153364242i am sorry im dyslestic so i thought it had one l
Eridan would volunteer to be the Vice President of Rape if he survived to be a part of a government. He would give an impassioned speech about the crimes of withholding sex
>>153364759colsla is safe edgy call me back when he starts sending rape threats
>>153364621:D yes very much
Can I get a Colsa ref?
>>153364799someone must have the transparent colsla sprite and will send here. i would i dont have it anymore.
>>153364621aside from oficus, they're ALL virgins. no need to stoop so low when the rest of the cast is hotter and bathes enough to not make you vomit when you step in the room
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>>153364889>colsla stenchsniiiiffs
>>153364889I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF HE DOESNT SHOWER
>>153357655definitely skye and cody
>>153356441hmm, maybe I'll name my next pet dirk
>>153364999SNIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>153361857incestuous lesbian pedophilia erasure baka
>>153365142who the hell sucks pussies instead of eating it?
>>153365085try to not inhale him buddy. he is not leaving anytime soon.
never mind the above. was nepeta cooking? i must know
>>153365377hm cooking about this ship? seems kinda meh. its alright.
>>153365377Nepeta always cooks even if what she would inflict upon her targets is a nightmare
hmmm running out of things to say and comment about :[
>>153365921pray we get an update soon :(
She is so fucking trashy and so hot fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>153366058i think i will need to pray to god then. with faith and love in my heart.
>>153366105>chest tattoo of scratch's clock pointing to justNot gonna lie that is motherfucking hardcore
>>153348784>KarkatBosniak, maybe Bosniak-Serb>AradiaItalian>TavrosSpanish>SolluxBelgian>NepetaLatvian>KanayaEnglish>TereziIrish>VriskaFrench>EquiusGerman>GamzeeScottish>EridanEnglish>FeferiDanish>>153356805Skye, but I think she'd unite Colsla and Mallum over a shared like of it after showing it to them, probably saying something about how Death Grips is old news in the process. Korpus would like it but wouldn't talk about it until 500 pages in. Yttris and Alan would accidentally discover that they both like Ecco2k but not have enough time in the comic interacting with each other to talk more about their shared interests.
>>153366535>used English twiceI meant>EridanWelsh
>69420 wordsnice
What would you do with Milf Kanaya?
>>153367323Duh
>>153367323She looks tired in a way only shota dick could fix.
>>153367323they're both railing her in the changing room to destress
>>153367495Shota Tavros dickings.....
I HATE SHOTAS
I LOVE SHOTAS
maryams are built for passionate, bedbreaking oneeloli sex
>>153367758shotacon mom lalonde.....
>>153367888Built for shota Karkat.
>>153348092... most cursed way to go to sleep.
Artfag, author of the mythological God Tier forms, wants to update you.I finally came to the part where Dadbert gets Krillin´d and fucking dies.And I want you to go on Whiteboard and check it out. Proudfully wasted too many hours drawing for an ephimeral web comic.Enjoy, or send feedback.Thank you.
>>153347746I headcanon all of them to be australian aboriginals that play the didgeridoo and huff gasoline
>>153363724That Nepeta looks like guy hot
>>153363724The Terezi, Kanaya, and Eridan are making me feel things.
>>153365377Nepta doesn't cook shit, she just looks at the interactions happening around her, tries to shove them into quadrants even if it barely makes any sense and calls it a dayDavetav is probably the most egregious example, bitch saw Dave use gay innuendos to mess with Tavros and her shipper autism read it as matespritship
What kind of fantrolls do you like anon?
>>153367976>>153367888>>153367706>>153367679>>153367590what the hell
>>153369037>big tits>tight asses>violentI'm a simple man
>>153369037interesting ones. can be nerdy, dumb, neurotic, uhhh has a sincere heart.
what a lovely thread
>>153369272I like it too. just wish we had more diversity on subjetcs and more people to talk with.
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What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>153369802is alan imagining skye's mom too?
>>153369879I think that's Cody's mom
>>153369949snskshsishs i mixed up yeah i wanted to say that cody's mom
>>153369879It's comparing Skye to Cody's mom because they're both abusive.The joke is the implication that Cody seeks out abusive women that subconsciously remind him of his mother.Freud won again.
>>153369974ooh yeah thank you i didnt had realized that.
good morning and happy friday hsg!!
>>153370235It's Anzac Day you aren't meant to be happy.
>>153347618WHY is eridan russian?!>>153347746uhh>aradia is japanese, yayoi in particular>tavros is from texas>sollux is..tsk, he has red blue and white colors and also very pity...iunno>karkat is a jew>nepeta is russian>kanaya is british, fancy kind or french>terezi is a huge slav, maybe serbian >vriska is RUSSIAN>equius is ukranian>gamzee is nyc wigger>eridan is BRI'ISH>feferi is from hyperborea i don't like to imagine my trolls b r o w n
>>153370629>WHY is eridan russian?!there's a lot of things top question in the pic anon
