This board's been very Dirty lately...
That's literally just it's natural baseline
>>153353780>it's dumbass
>>153353742What if Fry impregnated her?
>>153353742Ol Dirty is my favorite rapper
>>153353742>blocks your path
>>153353742This board is filthy! Let's clean it up! This post is brought to you by Dial Soap.
>>153355136Crazier things have happened on Futurama
>>153353742Dirty boy, Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!
>>153353742She definitely sucks cock.
Indeed, super dirty
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>>153358354Do you think mutant woman pits smell worse than normal human ones? And by worse, I mean better.
>>153353742How far off the deep end would Morgaine fall if she was given the chance to be a slob instead of just chasing them?
>>153353742I’d like to think she indulges in slob stuff too
>>153359529She doesn't have it in her. She can only gather it externally. Like a nerd admiring a goth chick from afar. He knows she would be into him, but she has the exotic aura to her.
>>153358354Amy's tasted those asscheeks before.
>>153359671I think she can't touch it because it clashes with her professionalism, the whole episode implied that anyone working as a bureaucrat does so because they have that very unique brand of autism. Her job would implode if she allowed herself to slip into the deviant embrace of being a fat slob. Which in turn makes it all the more thrilling and exciting to think of that dirty sexy lifestyle just ruining her.Since the two sides of herself are in such direct opposition she has to stick to being a professional for the sake of her job. Thus she settles for being sexually attracted to the thing she can't be. If there was a way she could have both or her financial needs could be met while treating obsessive bureaucracy as a hobby to fulfill her autism then she'd be free to completely destroy herself with the most depraved slovenly acts of hedonism and indulgence.Then again I'd love an episode where she came back to Planet Express to usurp control again and used them as her personal harem turning everyone there into fat slobs as revenge/sexual fantasy. While Fry is a slob all the time pretty much everyone there has shown themselves to be just as bad.