Deny it all you want, you know the corpos can't help themselves. Get ready for pain.
did the retard who made that image really think they'd be pumping out 2 animated feature films a year??
>>153354923They were probably thinking in Marvel terms. Thing is, Marvel is able to churn these out cause they have their own production studios, while Illumination is one company that still has other projects.
>>153354795First of all, you're retarded. No, it won't happen. Die idiot.Second of all what the hell are these picks? You didn't include the biggest cash cow of all time, Pokémon, yet you fucking have meteoroid of all things. You have meteoroid before Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Splatoon, Punch Out, Excite Bike, F Zero, Wii Sports/Fit, and Kid Icarus. Why are meteoroid fans such tards? There would also certainly be multiple different Zeldas before a meteoroid.
Smash Bros is gonna be Mario 3. That's why Fox is in Mario. They already did Galaxy and Odyssey for Movie 2. Only way to go bigger is Smash.
>>153355195Oh joy, even more forced references.
>>153354795>MetroidA fucking high stakes space adventure with a sexy tomboy bounty hunter? And you're complaining about this?
>>153354795It shouldn't be the NCU. It should be the MCU (Mario Cinematic Universe).>Luigi's Mansion >Donkey Kong Country >Warioware>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker>Yoshi's Story
I would say I am above Illumination and their bullshit, but I'll be going to see those minions with my mother hopefully she picks a good time and day without a bunch of kids. Though I'd pay to witness another chicken jockey incident. Reminded me of a couple midnight showing traditions.
>>153355443I'm complaining about it because despite Samus' story being a fairly straightforward hero's journey, you know they'll find a way to fuck it up. The manga exists, giving them the first two acts right from the jump, with Zero Mission being act 3. Yes, that should be for free, but it's Hollywood.
>>153354795An Illumination made Metroid movie is a concept that horrifies me. Unlike most other Nintendo franchises, you kind of have to take that one seriously. A Metroid movie in which a bunch of Etecoons are used as stand-ins for the Minions to take centre-stage just so they can do the Minions schtick at the expense of everything else would just be wrong.
>>153355488That samus is pure sex. Holy fuck.
>>153355488>Unlike most other Nintendo franchises, you kind of have to take that one seriously.This. Metroid has always stood out from most other Nintendo mascots by taking itself more seriously. It's not devoid of humor, but it's got a notably grittier, more grounded tone. It would have to be like, an actual movie and not a reference laden advertisement. >A Metroid movie in which a bunch of Etecoons are used as stand-ins for the Minions to take centre-stage just so they can do the Minions schtick at the expense of everything else would just be wrong.Especially since Samus is smart enough to keep her pets at home. She would never be so irresponsible to endanger them by doing the animal sidekick thing.
>>153354795>kirby moviepeople can't be normal about yoshi think of the hahaposting
>>153355488>A Metroid movie in which a bunch of Etecoons are used as stand-ins for the Minions to take centre-stage just so they can do the Minions schtick at the expense of everything else would just be wrong.I could totally see Illumination using Etecoons to make the TUUUUUBES meme semi-canon in the most tone-deaf way possible
>>153355686Yeah but I think you forget, that Kirby’s the one, I mean He's the star of the show!He's more than you think,He's got maximum pink!
>>153355727>TUUUUUBESUgh. Tuuubes isn't supposed to be a serious criticism of the Space Pirates' inefficiency, it's just dumb shitposting. It's like how entirely too many Star Wars stories keep trying to find excuses for the Death Star's ventilation shaft. It's a fucking ventilation shaft! Jokes aside, it makes sense for the tuuubes to be there. >>153355733I love how people keep bringing up that Kirby is own by Hal, as if Sakurai wouldn't leap at the chance to shove his precious son down the general audience's throats.
>>153355077The Pokémon film rights are with Warner Brothers.
