WELL I USED TO WORK IN A HOT DOG FACTORY
>>153355779THIS IS A STORY BOUT A GUY NAMED ALAND HE LIVED IN A SEWER WITH HIS HAMSTER PAL
>>153355779I hate people that look like this, they're always the most annoying, stupid, normie -core retards around. Especially with that stupid goatee to "offset" his anglo baldness.
>>153355861Well what's your extra special drip faggot.
>>153355861the show satirizes this type of person
>>153355861Sounds like you’re jealous you’re not as happy as somebody that has normie tastes.
>>153355861Those dumb idiots just fail upwards. Once you get over your insecurities and realize life isn't fair and some people just get all the luck, you'll like that person a lot. Grimey died since he couldn't accept that sometimes people just get it all for doing nothing.
>>153355861Wow, aren't you being racist.
>>153358007Weird things is that homer really did work his way up.He was a highschool dropout loser that only got a job at the plant by promising to work for less than everyone else and begging for the job on his knees. He was fired a few times, and only got the safety inspector job by being the stooge the rest of the employees propped up as the union head. Until then the family was living beyond their means and constantly poor. Homer had to take side jobs every Christmas.
>>153355779NOW I EAT HUMBLE PIE
>>153355861the thick neck is sad, but yknow at least he's trying something. Hoagies isn't too bad.I like how the show makes him such a blowhard but then always shows that he's right about something. Some key thingHe'll be whining about how high taxes are because of all the Bigfoot protection laws, the wife will call him a moron for believing in Bigfoot, then at the end, Bigfoot fucking saves them. It's a good show.
>>153355861>>153358007Cartoon board, not your venting blog schizo
>>153355779We got chili beans.
An 18-episode second season? In current year?? What's Universal Basic Guys's secret?
>>153355779I spent the past decade tirning into this guy, goddamn.