muh waifu is real
>>153357187irony at it's finest
>>153357267No that's not irony at it's finest
>>153357309Biggest example would be the entirety of Wall E.
I'm really hoping TS5 is at least decent.
>>153357187>>153357309I hate billion dollar corporations so fucking much.
>>153357187>Toy Story gets your iPad
>>153357329animators sneaking a massive FU to the entire customer base under corporate noses is kino, not irony.
it would be funny if you could watch Toy Story movies on that thing
Hoppers is a pretty good movie. Hope that TS5 delivers too
>>153357309>kids readthat always confused me, did the car come with books?
>>153357187>ipad bad>but what if we made case for your kid's ipad?
>>153357187>tfw a whole new generation of kids will be subconsciously scarred into believing that all thier toys are secretly alive and are capable of judgment, leaving them with a lifelong underlying fear of being watched and accounted at all times and never knowing when the inanimate objects around them will suddenly spring to life
TS5 is the first movie of the franchise not supervised by Lasseter
>>153357187now post it covered in cum
>>153358628
>>153357187My waifu:
>>153359325That's fair. She was cute before she became a feminist.
>>153358810And what makes you think that something will be different? We already know that >the movie will focus on Jessie.
>>153359325Literal tradwife
>>153357329What's ironic about robot jesus?
>>153359325Where do I find women like that in real life? IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.
>>153359682You can’t>>153358628That doesn't make sense. When the first Toy Story games came out, nobody believed the toys were alive, and nobody plays with toys nowadays.
>>153358078>Hoppers is a pretty good movieLol lol lol lol
>>153357448It wont
>>153358525there was a marketing campaign where they read the book at schools then showed the kids the car
>>153357187>Let's give kids a toy of the villainous cautionary tale of the movie>No irony here
>>153361462There's also lotso toys so...
>>153357187FUUUUUUck Im gonna hot glue it
>>153357267they had the trash toy as a real toy for toy story 4
>>153357187This confirms that she's not gonna be a full-blown villain and is gonna have a redemption arc like Anxiety in Inside Out 2
>>153361898The ending will be like this: >Hey, technology in excess can be bad, okay? >You don't need to treat toys and technology as if they were inherently mutually exclusive. Basically, that's it.
The signs are there1. In Toy Story 4, Woody leaves everything to live with Bo. In Toy Story 5, he returns only as a supporting character to help Jessie. It's no longer "Woody's movie". 2. The new villain is a tablet.... a female one more "girl vs. girl" conflict sells as empowerment. 3. Buzz is in "outdated mode" because electronic toys are cooler. Typical deconstruction arc of the classic male hero. 4. *Jessie took over Bonnie's room. It makes sense for her to become the new "sheriff" who solves everything. If Toy Story 4 was "Bo Peep: The Origin", Toy Story 5 looks like "Jessie: Now It's My Turn". Its over
>>153362642>Woody leaves everything to live with Bocontradicting the main reason he didn't go to college with Andy, who wrote this movie anyway?
>>153362642Pixar has been on a path of reckless greed since 2018. >We need to fix our old movies. "Lightyear" was the clearest example. They took away the adventurous heartthrob Buzz and replaced him with an insecure Buzz being carried by Hawthorne. Garbage.In Toy Story 5, the leaks:Jessie = moral leader, solves everything, overcoming adversity arc. Woody= returns only to apologize for leaving and pass on the sheriff's hat. Buzz = outdated and gay comic relief. Maybe the villain tablet is a metaphor for "girls vs. technology/a world dominated by men"?I bet they'll kill Woody's romance. Like "we went our separate ways" so Bo can remain single and empowered and Woody can become a retired mentor. What came after is Disney fan fiction with a $200 million budget lol Are you still going to watch it in theaters or are you going to wait for it to come out on Disney+ to complain at home? I'm not going to watch it.
>>153362787>Are you still going to watch it in theaters or are you going to wait for it to come out on Disney+ to complain at home? I'm not going to watch it.No. 4 is not canon and 5 is not part of the canon either.
>>153362787Toy Story Bros
>>153362642Would you honestly blame them for trying?>Woody story ran its course in the trilogy giving him closure both with andy and the gang in the 4th movie>Buzz was the obvious second choice but there is a realistic high chance that lightyear bombing made pixar rethink their plan's with buzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNOFgIAyqNUJessie sounds so old now.
>>153363769Yes?
>>153364039Jessie le leader
>>153362787Bo peep also had a miniature negro whispering sabotage in her ear from memory
>>153357768You can. It's just a case for an iPad.
>>153357309Toy Story 5 is obviously gonna have a moral that’s more nuanced than “technology bad”
>>153364039Nowhere near as bad as Marge Simpson
>>153365150Still, she doesn't sound believable as a young cowgirl anymore.
>>153364827Where?
>>153364827the only good and realistic thing about this movie is how delicate girls can turn into sluts through "friends" with very unpleasant tendencies in many of these cases.
>>153364039I can already tell from this clip alone it will have ADHD pacing just like Zootopia 2 and Mario Galaxy.Fast paced children's movies are the new standard now.
>>153365276Its over
>>153364039Can't wait to hear her in Toy Story 6
>>153361898No it doesn't, Lotso had a lot of toys.
>>153364934So we will be watching "iPad BAD" on iPad.
>>153363769Hello pixar
So they'll tiptoe around the fact these devices are highly addictive, especially used by children?
>>153359325Again...How the fuck did a porcelain lamp figure turn into a barbie doll?!
>>153358628In relation to phones and iPads it sounds like a good thing to me
>>153357309Seuss must be spinning in his grave right now.
>>153368843This powers illumination computers
>>153368759Feminism and bad friends>>153364827Old Bo was cute
>>153359682Impossible
>>153369260What's the problem here
>>153369260>>153368759>Bo’s taken control of her own destiny," said director Josh CooleyLMAO
>While Woody was watching Andy grow up, Bo gathered dust until she took it upon herself to head out into the world. And when Woody shows up, they can’t believe that they’ve found each other again.” As Bo puts it to Woody when he tries to persuade her to return home to the playroom: “Sometimes change can be good.”Saar
>>153359292I hate these toys so intensely. They feel actually blasphemous somehow. More than Santa Clause ever did. I have come to believe that taking one into my home would be bad luck. I told my boss once that if they get one for my workplace, I’m quitting.
>>153365135Of course they will, otherwise people wouldn't buy their overpriced tablet for their kids.
>>153357329>>153357504Explain?
>>153359682There’s a mythical land called Arcadia that’s just full of rococo shepherdesses like that. But be careful because sometimes there are skeletons there too.
>>153357309God it's not even a fucking hybrid is it?
>>153364039Guess it does kind of fit the fact that she's... christ, like seventy years old?
>>153357187>>153357309Are there more like this? It feels like it can’t just be a two nickels thing. I want at least a quarter.
>>153357187Tribs with this thing are gonna be insane
>>153368759Toys are able to move without concern for articulation. She's probably got the same brittle material.
>>153370054It's funny how you all don't understand my suffering>>153370165What kind of argument is that? She's made of porcelain and her movements have always been limited, that's why they chose her classic personality
>>153370020>make a tablet the villain>point out how kids don't play with toys anymore>make an irl tablet cover of said villain>parents will give it to their kids knowing what it represents>ipad babies will continue onIt's hilarious and depressing.
>>153357187there's no way it can fit
>>153370687I think I agree with him>>153362540The ending of the movie will be exactly like that.
Am I a weirdo for wanting my future kids (lol) to grow up without any screens besides family TV time? My biggest worry is ostracizing them from their peers who no doubt will be exposed to social media at a young age and thus they'll be missing out on a lot of common talking points for today's children and could have a harder time making friends.
>>153357267>>153357309>Jim Carrey Grinch commercialism>Rick and Morty doing anti-vape PSAs>The Mortal Kombat cartoon that taught killing is wrong>The Matrix in general>Evangelion becoming the poster child for everything it was mocking about otaku culture>That one MARVEL comic where they partner with Raytheon>Hunger Games makeup based on the makeup of the villains who were meant to look snooty and classistThere are a good few actually. Hell, I remember when the Apple Watch commercials began airing and it showed all these fictional sci-fi watches and one of them was the fucking Predator's wrist bomb.
>>153370712Get a fish tank
>>153370729Basically, skylander/amiibo shit where you interface your toy with tech.
>>153370054Judge Holden also hangs out there.
>>153370884there's no way I can fill that....or can I?
>>153370911maybe if you froze it.
>>153370798no, we need to go back to times when internet was a place, not ubiquitous being
>>153370887Bingo
>>153370962I testify that the Internet is the only god and Google is its prophet.
>>153362787Not going to watch then
>>153370687I was asking about Wall E.
>>153371297You will
>>153357309I just don't get it. Did people really think economy cars were environmentally friendly in the early 2010s? Did I miss something? This advert came out after the Prius/hybrid lie was dying out and shortly before the Tesla/EV grift was beginning (or reborn if you take in account of the GM EV1). Or is this just simply some tone deaf cheap marketing bullshit?
>>153370087Stephen Hillenburg and Spongebob merch.
>>153371757TS4 isn't considered canon
>>153372271According to my mom, yes
>>153371757No, like every one else here
>>153371511a big corpo selling an anti corpo film. that's what's funny.it's counter culture being sold by the culture itself.
Honest question: Who among you, sexys, are going to watch Toy Story 5?
>>153372811See>>153362787
>>153372811We could bombard Pixar on social media to stop them from being so politically correct.
>>153372811I'll watch it when it eventually gets shown on Freeform.
>>153372811i havent seen over half of their movies released after 2010 , never plan to watch Toy Story 4 or 5.
>>153372714Oh ok that makes sense.
>>153372811I'll give it a watch if it gets really good reviews, something among the lines of "this is on par with the first three!" which I doubt.
>>153372811Did u just call us sexy?
>>153372909>FreeformI still haven't watched the fourth movie.>>153373040But are you hopeful about it? Judging by the 4... eh>>153373050Yes, baby bros
>>153372926Same
>>153372087Oh no no no. The Lorax just totally dropped all environmental messaging with it's ad campaign.
>>153372811Woke story 5? Hell nah
>>153373256Based
>>153357309its not irony. the character was written for this very purpose. the whole film in fact.
>>153375816Kek
>>153372811I'll watch it, but only because I feel like I'm obligated to watch every feature length Pixar movie after marathoning them a year ago
>>153376310Hey, could you make a thread about what you thought of the movie when you watch it? I honestly won't.
>>153357267>>153357309>>153370840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQboPpefsYThis is still the worst one I've seen to date.
>>153376534So the Grinch just straight porch pirate whoville. Seems more like the commercial encourages stealing.
>>153376534Side tangent but if you wanna see a personal favorite?https://youtu.be/kJPn4DKNLY4?si=an0GGV6Q1n0W5w3pYou can tell Burger King just absolutely knew what they were doing. Like, they knew damn well making sure to sick these girls on the most confused or annoyed customers would make for the best possible commercial.Just look at the man's face in the thumbnail.
>>153372811i''ll see it at my local theaters 5$ movie day why not
>>153373202That's just so sad.
>>153372714I thought it was "pollution and laziness are bad"
>>153377034>5$ movieReally?
>>153377388yeah i have a local cinema that does movies even new ones every tuesday for 5$ until 5pm then its 7$ nice living in the country where no one gives a fuck
>>153377521Fantastic, Anon! I live in a big city, so it's a rip-off. Well, when you watch it, tell us about your experience
>>153357187>>153361898Reposting thisThe toys find out Andy is one of the lead designers for the LilyPad. They hear him give a speech about how tech and toys should coexist to keep innovating for the future, and they all end up hugging it out with the LilyPad. They all live happily ever after, and Woody fucks back off into the woods again.
>>153379401Lmao plausible, actually
>>153376534>>153357309Every time I see this I develop a new tumor on my brain.
