>>153358105Why?
>>153358129I like when mean girls treat me like property
>>153358105I preferred Lee
I wanted Lee to molest me in the shower. Still do.
>>153358105I'm a virgin but yellow teeth women surely have to be a wild fuck
>>153358105Abuse you how?
>>153358105I preferred May
>>153359761
>>153360207>KANKER
>>153360189sexually
>>153360373Alright, hope you like sucking.
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>>153360673
>>153358129he is too pussy to find a girl so fantasies about getting dominated by one. No effort required.
>>153360751
>>153360207Growing up I always wanted a shower to swim in hot water in. I way always jealous of Eddy.
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>>153360834
>>153360799Why?
>>153360894
>>153362801
>>153362866
>>153362876
People always portray Marie as listening to the Sex Pistols or something, but i know for a fact that she's listening to White Zombie, Pantera, Alice in Chains and Anal Cunt
>>153362749deep hot tub.
Doesn't she canonically turn into a hamplanet
>>153363256>canon>EEnE
>>153358105Do girls like Marie even exist anymore?
>>153363301>>153363256They should've kept that gag in it was pretty funny
>>153358129she's the kind of girl who would finish you off while messing with you without going in to cuck stuff
>>153363488Yeah i bet she'd pinch and play with your nips while you're handcuffed to the bed and riding you
>>153363256Wwyd if you were 80 years old and your wife looked like this?
How would you write for their mom? Abusive? Karen type? Welfare queen?
>>153363256>>153364951Marie is smart because she knew that double D would become rich as hell as an adult. She played the long game and definitely won.
>>153365565She’s not going to win, Double D would rather date anyone else but her.
>>153364951Lay her down, do a line of Viagra off her fat ass, then fuck her until we die having a heart attack from cumming.
>>153365509>How would you write for their mom?Trailer trash welfare queen that actually tries to be somewhat of a decent mom because she realizes she's all her daughters have, but still can't help but more or less leave them to themselves mostly to run off with a different fling every week. The rest of the cul-de-sac moms despise her because they think shes a floozy thats out to steal their husbands from them.
>>153363104Based if true
>>153364951At THAT age the only options are pile of fat or literal dried out bag of bones, take the lard.
>>153363104>>153365969Early 2000's y'allternative girls that listened to nu-metal and emo and dressed the part but were still unshod redneck trailer park inhabitants were the best.
>>153360207>>153366066Ed, Edd, N Eddy are so lucky.
>>153365958So basically VampireMeerkat's interpretation of the Kanker mom, then
>>153366253
I'm marathonning EEnE and I never noticed how many episodes the Kankers are in before. They're basically a second main trio
>>153360207This scene always felt like she did a lot more than some kissing. Poor Eddy
>>153365509Either welfare queen who's always off doing something or someone, or the owner of a very old business like an auto shop that's been in the kanker family since the early 1900's and only gets by via cutting a ton of corners and a lot of duck tape
>>153360207I hated this scene because I really liked the idea of shower sex, but I wanted it with Marie.
>>153366633
>>153366633>>153367382>>153367388How can one man be so based?
>>153365509>How would you write for their mom?I see her as being essentially a decent mother in terms of how she treats her daughters and tries to raise them, but one who's so busy with her job(I figure she's a trucker) she's often away from home for days to weeks at a time, so she's unaware of a lot of what her daughters are up toironically while Lee, Marie, and May did pick up a lot of their attitudes towards men from her own gripes about them, Ma Kanker would be downright mortified if she knew about how her daughters treat their "boyfriends" and would give them holy hell about if she ever finds out about it
>>153358105Yellow teeth
>>153364951Living to 80? I got no problem if that's the reason I'm still alive a lot longer I ever though I would.
