>Open the door
>>153365688>Get on the floor
>>153365688Milhouse will never be a meme
>>153365688kek, but grimes fits better.
>>153365706>>153365714>"HARRY DRESDEN? THERE'S NO ACTUAL DAUGHTER IN THE HOUSE?!">OH WELL, WHO CARES, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP->[*whacked with a shovel*]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoixK6KtWo
>>153365748Did they ever really say what this guy's deal was? Why was he determined to break into that house?
>>153365823Psychotic break. He was apparently convinced the guy had a daughter and was molesting her.
I like the one where he rips off the bell and we get a trvke
>>153365696>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>153365840can't help but wonder what if he was somehow actually correct?
>>153366358considering he called himself a character and then claimed the house belonged to another cahracter and said characters daughter was inside when it was just the dudes wife locked in a room to hide from "harry dresden" i dont think there is any truth to it. unless it was some prank which i dont think it is.
>>153366358I hope you are never on jury duty.
>>153365688>i heard you were strong
>>153366358The family had a son, not a daughter. There was no little girl in the house, ever, and the guy had zero connections to anyone who lived there. There's other doorbell cameras that show he was also wandering around the neighborhood for a bit before seemingly picking that house at random>>153366571It's why there's a process to weed out the retards
>>153365840and he just thought he was Batman and going to rescue the victim by himself with his trenchcoat?
>>153365748>>153365840>>153366620The best part of this whole thing was a day or two later when people that knew the guy started telling stories about how fucked up he was decades ago too.
>>153365688There are actually Dresden Files comics if anyone is interested.
>>153367101Yeah some guy that went to Mormon camp with him told stories about how this guy thought he was some defender of justice at 13.
>>153367159Are the books any good?
>you got the dud
>>153367308I don't know if the comics are any good. The only Dresden Files stuff I read was the first few chapters of Blood Rites. I did enjoy it. It's easy to read. It's like an urban fantasy with a bunch of weird fantastic stuff happening around Harry Dresden. If you like World of Darkness stuff, you'd probably like Dresden Files
>>153365688I have an unstable schizo friend who acts like this and when he calls 911 they know it's him specifically because of how many times he's called to report people as secret intelligence and pedos. I'm so worried he's gonna show up at my door like this, not that he'll mortally wound me but it'll just ruin my day.
>>153367308Yes but the author stopped writing them after killing off a bunch of major characters
>>153367552Have a shovel ready
>>153367552That sucks. I had a friend call me like that. Learned he got arrested later and had been walking around with a gas mask saying the government was poisoning the air.Was sad. I hope he's okay. His parents were so old when that happened...
>>153367602Hope your friends ok too and gets some routine of life back. I haven't answered anything in over a year and still get texts and calls. I know mine's eventually gonna be fully instituionalized or kicked out and a homeless traffic screamer. I think K2/spice (synthetic weed) triggered it. He apparently smoked it during a period we didn't see each other for a year during covid times.
>>153367159Dollar Store Constantine?
>>153365840>Psychotic break. He was apparently convinced the guy had a daughter and was molesting her.
>>153365688Milhouse's a meme?
>>153366620they actually weed IN the retards during jury selection. Prosecutors love malleable jurors with pre-existing prejudices.
>>153367091Yes, as can be seen in the video, he showed up at the door in a trenchcoat, an anime t-shirt, and flipflop sandals. The only thing missing is a "Japanese" sword (Made in China) bought off Temu. But thankfully he showed up UNARMED to save this nonexistent child. Imagine if he'd had a gun, shit wouldn't have been as funny.
>>153366618my FUARKING hero, Son CHUDku...
>>153365688ai is crazy now
>>153367988Milhouse never was a meme, never is a meme and never will be a meme.
>>153366620>It's why there's a process to weed out the retardsNot sure if you've ever been part of the jury selection process but its literally the opposite. Smart people know how to get out of jury duty because it fucking sucks so you're left with either retards or people with jobs that offer jury duty pay.
>>153367352>you got the chud
>>153367246Link?
>>153365748>[*whacked with a shovel*]That dude showed way more fucking restraint than I would have. Even knowing the guy was just psychotic, the fact he entered the house and terrified the dudes wife was a perfectly defensible reason to fucking kill him.
>>153369693>Smart people know how to get out of jury dutyIs the magic spell still asking clarifying questions about jury nullification?
>>153367308The books are fun trash. While the writing can be a bit bad and there are way too many nerd series references they're good old fashioned adventures mostly free of any pc bullshit, le reddit characters or quirk chungus shit. Also it gets points for being set in Chicago and yet literally nobody is black.
>>153369751I think Harry talking into the camera for so long may have saved his life. It both made it clear that he was having some kind of psychotic episode and also that he wasn't armed. If he had tried to break in immediately the result might have been a lot more violent.
>>153367101>>153367246I'd like to see more about this guy.
>>153367552kill him in self-defense duh
>>153369510I fully expected him to have a sword on him when the police showed up. It's a little more surprising he decided to angrily break into a house with no weapon of any kind on him. Guy was just asking to be killed in every way and 90% of households would have had zero remorse doing it too.
>>153369748Random twitter shit from like 3 weeks ago. You would have to look up his name to dig that up.
>>153365688>You got The Dud
>>153365840>He didn’t have a daughter who he was molesting because…because he just didn’t, okay?!
>>153365748he is now facing 19 years in jail.
>>153365840He calls out for "Victor" -- Victor was a villain in the Dresden Files who had a son and daughter he was presumably abusing.
>>153367308The main character is basically Wizard Detective Spider-Man, in that he constantly quips with his enemies, constantly fights enemies he should lose against but wins, and has the actual worst luck of anyone in the series which could be solved if he was more selfish but his sense of justice gets in the way of him succeeding.The nice thing is that time actually progresses in the series, each book on average starts a year after the beginning of the previous book, though sometimes a book will take place over an entire year, so there won't be a timeskip at the beginning of the book.It's trash, but trash I enjoy reading. There's 7 out of 25 books left, book 18 came out earlier this year.
>>153372147Yes, this guy falls under one of the main reasons jails exist. To keep someone who is a danger to everyone else around them locked up. This guy doing his unhinged schizo shit and breaking into houses with intent to kidnap falls perfectly under that category.
>>153365688>you notice I didn't say richard?
https://www.boredpanda.com/doorbell-ring-camera-jason-thomas-nichols-viral-home-invasion-video/Turns out he really was a sick piece of shit, has assaulted kids in the past, and the added felony of assaulting a child, and the 5 year old that happened to be in the house raised the bail from $35K to $250K last week.
>>153372600Also turns out he lives in the house immediately behind the one he broke into. So bail was raised due to the fact that he would be a continued threat, as well as his behavior in court showed he has zero remorse and is likely to do it again.
https://x.com/JusticebyTruth1/status/2044466424597389332Apparently he is not a veteran at all, is unemployed, and has a history of threatening that same family.
>>153372998How totally unexpected.
>>153365823Dude cracked. Sometimes "The guy was crazy" is the simple answer.Hopefully he get's actual help.
>>153372998More and more he is turning into the absolute picture of pathetic neet loser who thinks he is some kind of anime hero in his imagination. He's lazier Santa Cruz Joker who thinks he is the toughest guy ever because he watches anime and reads superhero shit.
>>153372600You motherfuckers aren’t even trying to hide your autism holocaust bullshit any more.
>>153368220both sides get to vet the jurors though, don't they?
>>153373299Violent medium functioning autists that cannot tell the difference between reality and cartoon fantasy and are basically a danger to everyone around them deserve to be tossed into a volcano in large numbers.
>>153373325>You retards need to learn to tell the difference between reality and fantasy! The world doesn’t work like your playpen back at home!” he screamed, posting a news article explaining Nichols’ million fake baby rape accusations
>>153373301Yes.That Anon is an idiot
>>153373400Yes because posting news is totally the same thing as violently breaking into someone's house with intent to harm the occupants. Sounds like someone is an angry autist that sees an awful lot of themself in the OP pic and is getting a little defensive here.
>>153373497I don’t know, dude. Maybe if you don’t want some disenfranchised nerd to enact vigilante justice on your house, you shouldn’t give him reason to believe you’re abusing your daughter.
>>153373517That's a pretty fucked up logic train you're on there guy, I'm having trouble parsing anything outside of scared self defense at this point.
>>153373517I'm sorry what?
>>153373517Are you retarded on purpose? There was literally no reason or evidence for him to do what he did. Chuddie literally made it up.
>>153373517>Umm sorry CHUD it's purely the Victim's fault when a screeching retard schizo shows up at their door mid delusion episode and attacks people!
>>153373614>>153373631>>153373635>>153373674>I don't have an argument or friends so Imma keep posting a lot and pretend to dogpilePathetic
>>153373674And what exactly did you do to get their attention? What is going on in your life that people feel the need to go full vigilante and stop what you are doing?People do not just decide to take the law into their own hands for no reason anon, you must be doing something pretty damn fucked up when neighbors start to decide enough is enough.
>>153373635This. Retard tried other houses first, he fixated on this one to fantasize about because it had a doorbell that talked to him instead of anybody chasing him off right away.
>>153373837>And I should know! A guy who knows a guy made all of that shit up on twitter without any evidence!
>>153373712I don’t care about memes anymore. I want the truth. Why did this happen?
>>153367552>>153367602That's both awful. Mental Health is no joke anons.
>>153374502Better go on reddit telling people they need therapy
>>153373517>NO NO GUYS, HE WAS ACTUALLY BASED AND NOT CRINGE!That or you're the guy that somehow got onto the internet from your jail cell.Tell me Nicky baby, how's that nigger cock feel?
>>153374542What's wrong with showing sympathy? Sorry, lemme just reach into my money sack and shove it into the computer machine, that do ya better?
>>153372600>annoying or molesting a child under 18Bit of a difference between these two lol yet they're considered the same charge?So if you for whatever reason annoy a child in California you'll be labeled child molester. Good to know I guess.
>>153369924I too am curious about this knowledge
>>153365688
>>153367091He though he was Harry Dresden more than Batman.Basically a magician detective
>>153373699Meds, take them
>>153365748Unfortunately this is probably going to be the most attention Jim Butcher has had in years.I always thought the Harry Dresden books would have made great comic book fodder.
>>153365823>>153365840Fun fact: chances are this guy used to browse on this site since there is a video of him during the raid on Shia LaBeouf's "He Will not Divide Us" video shouting "I AM THE BLACK MAN!" and another where some chick starts slapping the shit out of him because he kept saying "He will cum inside us".
>>153375356Yeah, that tracks.
>>153375374Baseball?
>>153375408Sure, why not?
>>153375356Yeah he fits the bill of a 4chan schizo alright.I wonder when the day will come Guy pulls a stunt like this
>>153367246>mormon campNigga what?
>>153367622Damn, that's awful.
>>153373278Why the fuck is he bragging about a 100 dollar suit?
>>153365688You can tell whose a zoomer and who's a basedlennial by whether they see Milhouse or Chudjak in this guy. The generational Rorshack test
>>153365688DELETE THIS!NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153369993>>153372341Seconding or thirding that it's pulpy trash, but fun.>>153373278Isn't there a followup to that cap where he admits to being a convicted pedo?Ideally this guy medicated in prison. But he's lucky if he's ever to have a job as a Walmart greater after that kind of prison term.
>>153375356Color me not shocked at all it's a 4channer who cracks.
>>153365748the flip flops really tie the whole outfit together
>>153365748>the average online Pedo Hunter
>>153367552Why are Schizos obsessed with secret Pedos?
>>153365706What would you do if Frank Grimes aka Grimey as he liked to be called, showed up to your house, and you had a lobster dinner waiting for him?
>>153372341>There's 7 out of 25 books left, book 18 came out earlier this year.Whats happening in 7 more books?
>>153378192The finale? There's 25 planned books, and we know the title (and a small synopsis) for all of them. I was just getting at that if you're just getting into the series now, there's still like a third left unreleased, so you can enjoy discussing books as they come out.
>>153378233Are they on kindle unlimited.
>>153377847It's the easiest, juiciest moral victory to eek out in life. It's like Nazis. there's nothing wrong or morally distressing about anything horrible that happens to 'em.
>>153378560No, but the comic omnibuses are.
>>153377883I would offer to listen to him because it gives me time to eat lobster
>>153366326>THE DY-NO-SAUR!!
>>153373273>Hopefully he get's actual help.hopefully he's shot in the head and dumped in a government mass grave.
>>153365688Leave Lisa alone, she's not going to go out with you.
>>153378603Wrong, tranny
>>153369993>Also it gets points for being set in Chicago and yet literally nobody is black.HellOnEarth tried to set a series with an all-white cast in NEW ORLEANS because he's never actually been to the US
>>153373299Why should weIf he's going to do this again we're entitled to see to it he doesn't
>>153373712>Insanity does not exist Ironically you prove the opposite
>>153367552Anon you need to be his Archnemesis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64yY4ga0sgQ
>>153379787fuck yeah. I love this guy's covers
>>153374730You're not gonna believe what the old-time definition of "molest" was
>>153367352>you got the dvd
>>153365688>>153365706this is offensive
>>153373278The breadening changed him.
>>153376255Every religion has a youth camp.
>>153377847It’s the only bad thing the average person doesn’t either engage in or tacitly supportIs an adult man having sex with a 16 year old really more mentally disturbed than being gay ? Not really But you’re not allowed to hate gays anymore
>>153376398>that one gmod video with the disappointing dad because the kid was spawning buildings>"your banding me? :("that one is funny and depressing.
>>153373278Does SC Joker show as much enthusiasm now that his role model got buttraped
>>153377847Probably because there's a nugget of truth to it
>>153385820Schizos figured out that pedos hide their power level in public view? How incredibly perceptive. We sure have a lot to learn from them.
