Chapter 102: Page 9my dearhttps://www.gunnerkrigg.com
>>153367779Another vile creation from the perverse mind of Tom Siddell...
I'm NOT a furry, but....well, ya'know.Again I'm not a furry, really!
>>153367779This is so stupid.
>>153367779Hot
>>153367779That final panel looks like she has a hairy hand. Also, that left hand pose looks off.
>>153367779Pretty cursed, I'd say. Yup.
>>153367846But would you say it again?
I bet Cvet is the school slut.
>>153367854her giving to receiving ratio is probably like 5:1
>>153367779So is that mean we going to see buff Noa?
>>153367779would
>>153367884HOLY SHIT EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS POST I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SAID THAT SO BASED AND UNIQUE YOU DESERVE A REWARD FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WORLD TOO BAD YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF AS SOON AS YOUR EBT CARD DECLINES
>>153367894>miquid melty in 12 postszamn
wait, Cvet is female?
>>153367872Red already said that she's lanky.
>>153367906Yeah, Tom's chapter note referred to her as female when she first appeared. Though I don't think it was ever brought up in comic.The better question is if her human form has boobs?
>>153367779... I don't know why I wasn't expecting Cvet in a school uniform, but I really should have,
she better talk like a gyaru in the anime that will never exist
>>153367884>>153367854>>153367818>>153367790Unhinged takes. Cvet was hot before. This is an abomination, just like Rey!
>>153367779>moj dragi means 'my dear'that's a funny coincidence, that it looks like 'dragon'.
>>153367779At least give her a tail! She looks so top heavy a stiff breeze could knock her over!
>>153367894You should talk to a psychiatrist about that.
>>153368069How do gyaru talk? And do they have those in Hungary?
>>153368189Slovenia. And gyarus are modelled after American valley girls, so something similar to that.
>>153367779>The distortion makes Parley go through some kind of enemies to lovers arc with Noa>The distortion gets solved and they both just kinda have to sit with whatever the hell that was>Parley is happily still with her man though but you can see a lanky chick lurking in the background some panels>>153367854Entirely unwarranted, doesn't seem like her personality, unless you substitute her "hungers for a good fight" thing with.... Hmm... And she does have quite a long mouth...
>>153368249Slovakia, Ukraine, same difference!
I just want all of these crappy multiple-decade-old webcomics to end. Free me.
>>153368342No, your soul is Tom's.
>>153368342You could always just leave you know. You could tell yourself that what you're feeling right now is what this comic will give you for the next 20 years, and deny the sunk cost, and just get out if you're not having fun. What's the worst that'll happen, you miss a hype thread where more people than usual are calling Annie a foot slut? You'll be fine. Be free. I believe in you. Either that or catch up with Paranatural and be grateful for what you have here.
>>153368379Who has ever called Annie a foot slut?It's Kat who's the foot slut! Get it right!Annie does the stepping, Kat does the sniffing.
>>153368420>Forgetting all her barefoot in the forest momentsThe children know not what they speak of. Give me the strength to forgive them, Lord.
>>153368149>calls her 'my dear'>Cvet is the the same relative age as ParleyDo you see why I am inclined to refer to the distortion as Yuri World?
>>153368484A foot slut is a slut FOR feet, not a slut who shows her feet!
>>153368499Cvet is the straightest female character in this comic.
>>153368505And even she's coming off as kinda gay here. Zimmy's raging homosexuality is influencing everyone. Also, I would argue Janet is straighter.
Remember that guy who used to be a main character and was dating parleyWhat ever happened to that dude
>>153368502Could be either, really. What would you call the latter?>>153368505>>153368520Jones has lived since about the dawn of life on Earth and I don't know that's she's ever showed any interest in women despite her curiosity and mimicry. I'd say that makes her pretty high ranking.
>>153368538I'm pretty sure there is a female lover shown in her chapter, isn't there?A slut who shows her feet doesn't have a name. Anyone could show their feet, it doesn't require a skill or a fetish. Not everyone enjoys feet. A word for someone showing their feet is therefore as unnecessary as a word for someone showing their boobs, ass or ankles would be.
>>153368535Smitty was patched out, I'm afraid. Too OP.
>>153368520Janet looks like a lesbian. So does Parley. That's why they are less straight than Cvet despite being straight, until and unless we see Cvet acting in a definitively lesbian way.
>>153368538Jones is absolutely waiting for Annie to turn 18. She knows the little slut wants her, and she's all too happy to get problematic with that fine ginger ass.
>>153368342it's not even about the comic, you admit being some sort of reddit wore that want to take control of threads and because you failed, the thread subject should be banned forever
>>153368563>I'm pretty sure there is a female lover shown in her chapter, isn't thereNo, I think I was thinking of the factory workers she was with.In any case, she lived in ancient rome, so she almost certainly partook in a few orgies. It's statistically almost impossible Jones didn't have sex with several women.
>>153368578Jones is canonically a groomer. She's groomed multiple young children into her lovers. Canonically.
I just realized how odd it is that Jones actually appears to have a libido despite being 'The Stone' and all. She gets into long term relationships(which in animals is a mating practice) and fucks(which, well you know), yet she's supposed to be the monolithic thing that never changes. Yes, that chapter debunked that assertion, but it's still funny that she goes out of her way to get some action.
>>153368635she doesn't really have a libido, she's just curious and empathic enough to see that people can enjoy her body.
>>153367779that's kind of disturbing
>>153368612She's an immortal who happens to be an absolute baddie. When kids she befriends form a crush that develops into actual love, she just rolls with it. She's not actively fostering or manipulating their feelings, she just doesn't stop them. >>153368663But she keeps doing it, meaning she enjoys it on some level.
>>153368635She's known to seek out certain sensory highs. Like when she intentionally got bombed during WWII.
well at least she's still got her arm hair
>>153368635the Lt. Cmdr. Data "I don't have any emotions" [constantly displays emotions] conundrum
>>153368676>the only things that can make Jones feel alive are sex and nukes
>>153368699>is constantly involved with little boys in both cases
>>153368695Same with Spock and every other vulcan for that matter. Turns out it's actually really hard to write a character without emotions. See also nobodies from Kingdom Hearts. Especially all the Org XIII theater kids.
>just met Jones like five minutes ago>already visibly jealous at seeing her act intimately with someone elseOh poor Annie was smitten immediately.
>>153368699Not a nuke. I'm sure she curses her luck for being in Britain at the time instead of Japan. She likely wouldn't have the opportunity to see the effect of a nuke first-hand ever again. Although I guess she could just sneak onto a nuke test site.
Is this school drama alternate reality suppose to mirror the realm that they were on previously?This barely coheres since she lost "something valuable" through Noa's glyph yoinking. What even is the tangent to Parley's strength here? A fancy bracelet?How original...
Oof. Jimmy boy just got replaced, and he knows it.
>>153368704does that mean there's a chance she'd go for a fat man like me?
>>153368713Vulcans aren’t really emotionless though. They’re just suppressing them.
>>153368731I could see the court nuking her as part of their testing arrangement
>>153368880Yes, I am well aware. Try telling that to the previous two decade of Star Trek writers who had a serious hateboner for vulcans for some reason. It took Lower Decks for us to get a really good vulcan character again after so long.
>>153368635I think Jones just likes bonding with people and doesn't mind if they'd use her body to do so because she had like 4.5 billion years of existence to not be a prude in and I doubt she can get STDs or get pregnant. She knows humans like this, she likes hanging out with humans and engaging in things they do, sex is a natural conclusion of that.Or maybe she does have a libido that she's in denial about just like how she seems to struggle to accept that she does have human-like emotional aspects.
>>153368635You have to keep three things in mind: a) Jones isn't actually a horny eternally tight pussed groomer, canonically. b) Jones os an aetheric entity, if any of the prior was in fact made canon it'd be due to how her concept was imagined. After all, she's already made to be quite an attractive woman, instead of a stone slab or a cavewoman or a literal wandering eye. c) she lived for a zany long time before ever seeing anything that looked like her, and either habit or her own flavor of happiness keeps her mimicking this osd race she fits in with and observes. She wears their clothes, takes their names, uses their languages, goes to their schools. If they're hunting and grunting why wouldn't she join in? At least once to see what it's like, and any time after if it's effective mimicry.
>>153369067>Jones isn't actually a horny eternally tight pussed groomer, canonically.She isn't horny, so this statement is technically correct, despite 2/3rds of its assertions being false.
Do you guys think Jones experimented with like dinosaurs and shit or do you think she waited until humans were around to try out that whole sex thing
>>153369254Jones would have no reason at all to do so.
>>153369289I dunno, she seemed interested in the evolution of life and clearly had similar parts to the animals that ended up evolving. She was just ESPECIALLY interested in humans. Granted she might have seen sex before humans as just a purely reproductive process that she'd have no reason to engage with until humans were able to communicate to her that "hole feel good".
>>153369375But hole feel no good to her. Jones no feel good or bad. Jones ambivalent to how Jones feel.
>>153369491Yeah I'm starting to think my dinosaur fucker theory holds no water, drat.
Why have we not gotten Jones' current first name, btw? Would be nice to have Annie call her by her first name.
>>153369586For what it's worth Jones might have tried it once out of like sheer mechanical curiosity, determined she got nothing out of it, and didn't do it again until humans came around. Probably not though.
>>153368169A psychiatrist? That's racket for the jews!
This is stupid
>>153368723that was her making an observation that they were more than just colleagues
>>153367779>giant hairy caveman hand
>>153368342>Webcomic is planned to go on for just a 'feature-length' story that should only take a few years>Hiatuses and the limit of a few pages a week, make it go on forever. How do the manga writers manage whole chapters on the weekly monthly?
>>153370194They have assistants for things like backgrounds and almost exclusively draw in black and white barring things like covers and bonus pages.
>>153370194Because they work themselves to death And have a whole team of assistantsAnd they don't color it
>>153370277>>153370474This plus they also periodically DO go on hiatuses that typically last weeks but can go on for months or even years. Often because of health issues for how much they're cranking out.
>>153370277>>153370474>>153370532it's unironically because of the japanese slave-workforce culture, setting unrealistic quotas, deadlines and such to give reason for denying the worker their pay is considered as "normal" by them. The workers themselves in such situation just shrug and say that it's their duty, because criticizing their boss/employee is deemed a taboo in the retarded ass-backwards japanese culture
>>153367784It's just a arm cast>>153368578Jones isnt old enough fpr Annie. Only as old as the planet? Pass
>>153369612Cause it wouldnt matter they'd still cause her Jones til they die off and she renames herself Annie
>>153370194Ava's Demon is a WHOLE other can of worms anon.
>>153370194They work way more than most webcomic creators do, being a serialized mangaka is not an easy job.
>>153370194Most webcomic creators are deranged weirdos who wouldn't be able to maintain 8 hours of daily work at a structured job, much less have the self-discipline to put in a full working week towards their comic.
>>153371054Sounds based unlike the commies in america
>>153369612It's Edward or Emma if she only took his last name.
Jones knows full well Annie is checking her out here.
>>153372818>Hm. People will be put off if I take 'Carver' as my next name, but 'Antimony' sounds too unusual. Perhaps 'Annie'?
>>153369289>>153369491Why wouldn't she literally stay stationary like a stone for most or all of time instead of walking around and exploring the world, if it were that simple? Especially before the creatures who look like her existed.
HOLY SEX
>>153373509Far too based. Tom could never. >>153375640Annie, pls.
>>153372818>>153375985I like to think Annie gave Jones a good, long look from head to toe before announcing she was there.
>>153376045She definitely is, and you tell by the wide eyed stare she's giving on that page. And you can especially tell she made a point to burn that into her memory by the gooner ass face she makes on this page.
>>153367779None of this is fucking necessary WE GET ITMOVE FORWARD
>>153376160This is what the comic should have been about in the first place.
>>153376099I do like how she was just constantly smirking the entire rest of the time she was with Jones.
>>153376270>tfw senpai is tiny and cute! Annie consistently enjoys Jones' company, even pre-Fire Spike. But here, she was practically giddy to have her back. The only other person who gets this kind of genuine enthusiasm out of her is Kat.
>>153368876>does that mean there's a chance she'd go for a fat man like me?>>153368699>the only things that can make Jones feel alive are sex and nukes>and nukesif you're literally Fat Man, yes.
>Moj dragiIs this is broken Polish or something?
>>153376262Why don't you queers just go read it's walky or whatever the fuck it's called if this was what you always wanted
>>153376536Some kinda South Slavic, Moj is SERBO-CROATIAN as fuck.
>>153368920No one wanted to compete with Mr. Spock as a popular character and wanted to do some new alien instead. It's why alien tend not to appear multiple times with the exception of DS9, which seems to have simply decided to do it differently.
>>153372069Bruh, Tom has an amazing work ethic. This is the last thread to post this nonsense in. Are you retarded?
