The people demand Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime.
>>153372767
Who won the last thread? Deku won!
Tier: 9-C, maybe 9-B|9-A to 8-C, 8-B to 8-A with amps|7-C, 7-B/7-A (with multipliers)|6-C|6-B|6-A|5-C|5-B|5-A|4-C (with form), 4-B while amped up, possibly 4-A|3-C to 3-B|3-A, up to 2-C, possibly 2-B|2-A, possibly Low 1-C|1-C to High 1-C|1-B|High 1-B, possibly Low 1-A|1-A|High 1-A|High 1-A+|0
Pic related is the most powerful character ever posted in these threads.
>>153372823
>Sonic"And then I posted the Rape apologist pasta again!">Deku"*Laughs* good one! Ahh... Dominating the /dbg/ halls is just too easy... We should fight each other more often just to make it entertaining">Sonic"Yeah, maybe later, I have some opps I need to take care of first. And you still need to deal with that pokemon problem of yours">Deku"Pokemon? I don't even beef against pokemon...">Sonic"What are you saying? We have dozens of threads of BnH vs Pokemon arguments...">Deku"Oh yeah, that's likely some falseflag using the Giovanni vs AFO Match up to keep fighting against pokemon, I don't really care about it all that much *bites his hotdog* like hell I would argue in favor of AFO of all people..." >Sonic "So... You're saying that someone else is picking fights against pokemon pretending to be on your side? And they're doing it just for the fun of it?">Deku"Yeah, Pokemon has this thing that makes everyone angry about it for no reason... Endeavor also has that power for some reason...">Sonic "... Well, whatever, I have Homosexual fantasies to post, next thread is yours, don't slack off!"
>>153372767>DC weaklings trying to dodge THE LORD OF TIME
My hero!
>Invincible >Sonic>MHAThe JESTERS of /dbg/ have arrived.
>>153372795Deku can't beat a viltrumite let alone thragg
>>153372853Which DB contestant is this?
>>153372869Deku could absolutely defeat random unnamed viltrumites.
top 5 most insecure /dbg/ Fanbases>1: Dragon BallThey act as if Death Battle owes them Victory, their entire identity revolves around Dragon Ball being the strongest verse in fiction even when it's obvious that Dragon Ball is just a middle of the road verse overall.They act like victims, complain about scaling while also Chainscaling their whole verse, and will fight every single L they take no matter how insignificant the character that lost is>2: DCThe most delusional powerscalers in these halls. They are the most guilty of the Comic character fallacy of always assuming a comic character wins no matter what, even when. Said comic character is nothing but hot air and Chainscaling>3: MarvelSimilar to DC in a lot of ways but they have taken a lot more Ls over time and this somewhat humbled them a bit.They also take advantage of ludicrous Chainscaling to pass street tier characters as cosmic powerhousesMarvel (alongside DC) is part of a dying industry that loses relevance every day, Powerscaling is the only thing they have because the quality of everything else on the franchise is abysmal.>4: SonicSoniggers are living punching bags. Their only reason to exits here is so they can be the absolute bottom of the barrel posters and make everyone else look better in comparison.There's nothing in the Sonic franchise that is even remotely worth even looking at.I would argue that Powerscaling is the only thing they have but even there they are rawdogged by everyone and only win when massively punching down while needing composites and full arsenal wank>5: YugiohA relatively fresh face in the halls. These guys are just too sensitive and will throw a tantrum over the smallest trash talking, they eat baits way too easily and get genuinely angry over it.They have the bad habit of dragging pokemon into any of their arguments because they use use them as a way to shield themselves from any criticism.
Thragg would destroy the DBverse. Dragon Ball verse literally has zero feats.
>>153372920
>>153372917Personally I'd put DC at the top but those are solidly the top two fur sure.
AHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp2gPtAGUuk
top 5 most BOUNDLESS BEAST /dbg/ VERSES>1: Dragon BallThey are given victory after victory in these halls, their entire identity and existence IS being the strongest verse in fiction, and it's obvious when middle of the road verses are bitter over their presence.They flaunt their royalty, compassionately chainscale for their whole verse, and will fight every single [HEADCANON] they face for their obvious falsitudes and farcical arguments.>2: DCSome of the strongest, iconic and classic powerscalers in these halls. They are the most guilty of the Comic Character Dials Slaughterhouse of almost always winning against "the strongest character in fiction" no matter what, even when said opponent has hot air dimensionwanking and autowins>3: MarvelSimilar to DC in a lot of ways but they have taken a lot more Ls over time and this somewhat knocks them down a peg.With their ludicrous feats, even their street tier characters can gape cosmic powerhouses of other versesMarvel (alongside DC) DOMINATES the film industry which it influences more every day, Powerscaling is just a sidehustle they have because the quality of everything else on the franchise is DIMES!>4: MarioSoniggers are living punching bags. Their only reason to exist here is so they can just highlight the superiority of their opposition, MARIOGAWDS by comparison.Everything in the Mario franchise is worth taking a look at.I would argue that Powerscaling isn't really their thing but even there they rawdog everyone to the point all their wins are massively punching down even when their opponents are composited and given full arsenal wank>5: YugiohA relatively fresh face in the halls. These guys are just way too powerful and will smack a nigger if they look at them funny, they decimate other verses way too easily who get genuinely angry over it.They have a bad habit of accidentally gaping entire cosmologies and verses as mere byproducts from their featsposting as a refutation of their deranged critics.
so what even are Megamind's wincons?
The lion.
>>153372767literally NOBODY demands another marvel vs dc episode
>>153372920What feats does FAGG have?
My feats? Hype moments, aura, and phonk edits of course!
>>153373011The small dog.
>>153373005>Marvel (alongside DC) DOMINATES the film industry which it influences more every dayWhat's the MCU up to nowadays? I haven't heard of it for a while
Sonic.My Hero Academia.Invincible.Touhou.Naruto.One Piece.Bleach.The KINGS...of the Clown Court.
>>153372920Yep, DBfags are even trying to copy Thragg's aurafarming with unfunny piccolo memes
The lion RAPES and the small dog GAPES all of your HEROES and their verses btw.
I would easily RAPE and GAPE your verse...so long as my BVLL permits me.
>>153372767ITT: Caption this
>>153373079Fuark. When the small dog and the lion join forces all verses quake in fear...
The dog? My bitch. The lion? My broodmare. My hero?
>>153373092>when le memes are lit!1!
>>153373092GOOFY-SAMA? HE'S HERE TO AVENGE HIS BROTHER? TO RAPE AND GAPE ME? AND TO FUCK LUCY?WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT...YABA DABA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153373092When Lucy is with a strong and manly BBC and I can't help but say "Yabba Dabba Doo"
The lion rapes the small dog when it barks, but the large dog GAPES both...
>>153373063>Naruto sneak
>>153373063Sonic vs Deku vs Invincible vs Reimu vs Nardo vs Luffy vs IchigoWhich of these BEASTS is winning?
*casually soloes all of composite fiction, and destroys the entire omniverse of infinite cosmologies of infinite hierarchies, metafictional, extraversal, outerversal, r>f layers and dimensional layers of infinite infinite bulk spaces and infinite fractal multiverses and infinite-sized universes of infinite timelines of infinite branches and everything that exists, could exist and couldn't exist, and thought of, can be thought of, and can't be thought of and the noosphere and the platonic realm of concepts and all logical frameworks, hierarchies and mathematical conceptualizations* Erm, so THAT just happened.
>>153373092https://files.catbox.moe/8nrkkw.jpeg
>>153373092IS THAT FUARKING ASTA, THE BLACK BVLL??? Here to fuck MY LUCY??? He's going to put me in an anti magic KEK CAGE while forcing me to heat his ballsack as he double dips into both Erza and Lucy's PUSSIES? This is the true power of FRIENDSHIP! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO
The small cat orchestrated the events that led to the small dog, the lion and the large dog being GAPED
>>153373011>>153373046Our HEROES!
>>153373147Holy FVARK the clash from these BEASTS at FULL POWER fully composited would shake BUILDINGS, chip WALLS, and force 20 dollar repairs stalled for years due to endless amounts of bureaucracy on the STREETS.
>>153373008De-ray, Metroman Suit/Formula
THE LION ROARS!!!!!!
>>153373156The cat is a fat rapelusted fujo?
>>153372767Versus?
I am a small dog AMA
>SCP>Ultraman>Fate>Chainsaw ManThe undefeated CHADS of /dbg/...
>>153373193If you know you're destined to be raped when you bark, why do it?
>>153373193Favorite kibble?
The fox rapes the small cat when she meows.
>>153373199but Reze just got the BakuCOCK recently?
>>153373199...in the CLOWN COURT
>>153373210>rapethat looks consensual though?
>the animal BITCHES are barking againIt seems their human LORDS need to give them a good raping again.
>GOD TIER Lion Large Dog >Mid tierSmall catFox >Raped tier Small DogThoughts on this powerscaling ranking?
>the MHAjester is getting uppity again
Explain why this version of Gohan wouldn't beat EOS Invincible.
>>153373199Lie...Lie...TRUTH!Lie...
The verse whose entire purpose is to be the rapeslave pity win dispensary for some weak ass verse
>>153373232All are bear victims btw
>>153373230>their human LORDS need to give them a good...ACK!>BEAR-SAMA PLEASE DONT RAPE ME! PLEASE DONT POUND MY BUSSY!
>>153373249That's MHA for you!
>Large DogYou mean a wolf?
>>153373172>Gru can disarm Megamind and remove the gun>an entire short exists showing how that's not a good wincon
>>153373232Add Humans into a new tier called "Dogshit"
>>153373254>"bear" >he doesn't know
>>153373200I LOVE THE FEELING OF RAPE OK THERE I SAID IT
>>153372839HEROES!!
Rape isn't funny.
>>153373254
>>153373199>tranny shit>Ultraman>tranny shit>plain shit
>>153373282Which guy did this mark job too?
>>153373230>human LORDsEmu victims.
>>153373232>Monkey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all of them
>>153372833Frisk is stronger and the better waifu.
>>153373269What short?
Bearsisters...
>EmuThe one piece guy?
>>153373309the one with the suit
>>153373303D-doesn’t count!! We weren’t even trying….
Natsu's reaction to this Match up happening
>KWABmanity>JOBnimalsEnter the TRUE rulers of this planet.
>WEAKnimals
>>153373318
>>153372767I think the people demand something else between Gwen and Prime-Time
>>153372920Still waiting for the answer to Buu.
>>153373365By chainscaling: GODmans > White blood cells > Viruses > Bacteria > JOBnimals
>>153373253>All are bear vi-AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE CAT-DONO PLEASE SPARE ME! I WON'T TALK BACK TO MY MASTER AGAIN!
>KEKnimals
>>153373408Not fair. He gets Marvel scaling...
Animals are such reactionary chuds, they can’t even take HRT to transition! Humanity 5ever!!
>>153373365>Jobs to pic related
>>153373147I asked Gemini for the scaling of these in 3 versions: Grounded/downplayed, Reasonable, and Wanked here's what it said:>Grounded Sonic is City level and super Sonic is low planetaryInvincible is Planetary Ichigo is continental Naruto is moon level Luffy is multi continental Reimu is Island level Deku is Island level >Middle point Sonic is multiversal Reimu is Inaccessible (?) Ichigo is low multiversal Naruto is star level Luffy is planetary Invincible is still small planet level Deku is multi continental >WANKSonic is Outerversal+Reimu is Boundless Ichigo is 6D Luffy is Omnipotent Naruto is universal Invincible is Galaxy level Deku is Reality warped tier
>>153373420Outerversal shovel btw
>>153373440Wrong. I give my dog estrogen all the time.
>>153373005>Still sneaking JEETrio in the list
>>153373444>Deku is WARPEDKEK
>>153373444So basically you surveyed an engine that is going to be looking at the most popular-WaitLuffy is OMNIPOTENT?
>>153373444>Deku is Reality warped tierkek. Who else is in the reality WARPED tier?
>Tanjiro out of nowhere
>>153373473The AI specifically said "Toon force Omnipotent" granted by that tier I specified that it should look for the highest tiering possible without caring about logic or veracity
>>153373444KIIIIIIIIINGnic!
>>153372917mold>>153373005gold
>>153373371Elephantxisters…
GAPING doesn't make you cool.
>>153373457Makima, Denji isn't a dog...
>>153373533Actually he pretty much is, the only difference being that a real dog is more useful than Denji
>>153373513>Ugly and floaty animations without sense of weight or scale This is the definition of Featslop
How can I make this about me?
AAAIIIEEEEE DONT HURT ME ANIMAL-SAMA!!!
>>153373104Yamaha.
>>153372767>The people demand Gwenpool vs Superboy Prime.said no one ever
>>153373574>5 elephants were needed to kill a 75 year old man...
>>153373542YABBA DABBA DEATH
>>153373562>elephantsissy is madKWAB!
What does the Lion even do?
>>153373608Sleep tonight.
Tranimals be like:>AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE HUMAN-SAMA STOP POLLUTING MY ENVIRONMENT I'M A SISSY AND I CAN'T TANK A BIT OF TRASH THOSE PLASTIC BAGS ARE GIVING ME A LOT OF TROUBLE AND BASICALLY I'M GOING TO DIE OUT IT'S YOUR FAULT IF I'M GOING EXTINCT
>>153373608Laze around while his many wives go fetch him some food to eat
>>153373656He should be training for his fight against the small dog, instead he just sleeps all day. His hubris and laziness will be his own undoing.
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen feats>Most respected anime in these threadsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
I hunt BITCHions for sport.
>>153373608
>Huchuds yapping incessantly, desperate for attention from its bettersSad!
>>153373685>Actually marries his love interestHE. FUMBLED. SASUKE. And not on purpose, because NO ONE would ever wish Sakura on their worst enemy, especially when her uselessness produces an Uchiha who NEEDS GLASSES.
Naruto is the only member of the Big 3 that anyone knows about. Bleach is a literal who franchise and not a soul even heard of One Piece until two or three years ago. Naruto usurped Dragon Ball's status in the East and West and is still going strong with Boruto.
>>153373306Why is The Panther mad at The Monkey bros?
>>153373828Facts! It's really the most prominent anime to this day.
BAITrutobro...
Post SHARTmans being able to do anything to deep sea CHADS.
>>153373828>is still going strong with Boruto"Strong" might not be the right word.
*autistic screeching* *flings shit*
>>153373901Humanbro btw
>>153373901Do simians (esp. humans) really?
>>153373847why are you giving them the legendary trio and deoxys?
>>153372767The people can say one thing, but the streets demand Lord English vs Superboy Prime
>>153373847That Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres fusion is so fucking cursed...
>>153373901Kek at least CHADmans can fling stuff.
Bow to your betters. PokeCHADS tower over everyone else.
>>153373847Goofy ahh matchup ts don’t even make sense chat :skull:
>>153373946STFU
*autistic screeching**sniffs shit**eats shit**flings shit**jerks off**pisses on home**rapes**gay rapes*
>>153373946She's right y'know
>>153373938>Kek at least CHADmans can flAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE STOP FLINGING YOUR SHIT AT MY FACE MONKEY SAMAAAAAAAAA IT'S GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO GET THE STENCH OF POOP OFF AND EVERYONE'S GOING TO LAUGH AT ME FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>153373958Liam...
>>153373949sybau or I’ll slime you frfr
https://vocaroo.com/119pXfQ2RChb
WHERE AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>153373958Humanxir...
>>153373958BEASTnimals!
>>153373927Because apparently, TR actually has those Pokémon in the manga
>>153373005undisputed truth
>>153373958The Bonobo jerks off when the Lion rapes the Small Dog
Post the Animal Kingdom's most fraudulent species, I'll start.
>>153373998No... no no no this can't be happening... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk
>>153373958>dragon ball vs invincible debates
The lion...
>>153374031Who did this to him bros?
>>153374015gorilla is easily the most wanked animal
>>153374034The larger, gayer, lion
>>153374034Small Dog with lore
>>153374031the monkey
>>153374052KINGDOGTOS!TheLionsura...
>>153372850>Jobs to a cueballLmao
>>153374055didn't the fusion job pretty quickly?
>>153374020Oh yeah it gets worse they also merged them into this fucking abomination that had the powers of fire, ice, and electricity
>BLACKED shit>Unfaithfulness>LGBT couples>Sloppy seconds>Race swapping>Gender bendingTell me, my fellow SCHOLARS, which verse contains these sins.
>>153374097Humanverse
>>153374097real life
>>153374097Obviously only my heroes the CHADmans could do this!
>*takes HRT*
>>153374097Mha of course
>>153374097Harry Potter sisters...
>>153374097the anglerfish do this
>>153374141HumanCHAD btw
i dont think women are beneficial to society
>>153374162INCELpanzee...
>>153374097COMICBROS DUCK
>>153374141BAAAAASSTOOOOS!CLOOOWNFISHTOOOOS!
https://x.com/DevilArtemisX/status/2047757050914951282He's really proud of seeing Cell get gaped isn't he
>>153372917>Your favorite franchise wasn't mentioned Yup yup yup!
>>153374097Unironically invincible has all of those>BLACKED shitthrough bulletproof and anissa>Unfaithfulnessthrough bulletproof, monster girl, amber and eve>LGBT couples through william and Robot to some degree (he kisses monter girl's monster form who is a man)>sloppy secondsthrough eve>Race Swapping Even without considering the show, Oliver goes from looking like a half bugman to looking like a full blooded human/viltrumite>Gender bending Even without considering Tech Jacket becoming a woman in the show, through monster girl since her mosnter form is male lmao. She even impregnates someone
>>153374195They're turning the frickin fish gay!
>>153374195I’m so jealous of fish…
>>153374143https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E48U_Dd96Qs&pp=ygUVZ2l2ZXMgYmlydGggYWxvbmUgbWhhDING DING DING we have a winner!
>>153374195MarlintosNemotreus
>>153374226Blacked shit is when a black character and white character is in a relationship? I know you wouldn't be bitching if it was a white man and a black woman.
>>153374143And that’s a good thing!
>>153374275SPEAK YOUR TRUTH ANON
So if protandrious fish are sissies that transition, does that make protogynous fish so MASCULINE its foids turn into full on men?
>>153374097Inshitcible.
>>153374195We MUST be better fish
>>153374275>white man and black "woman"I would be. White man x white woman or asian woman only. Everything else is gross.
>>153374326Begone CHUD
>>153374275Depends on the black woman 2bh
>>153374291Animalbros what the FUARK is this!?!?!?!?
ENTER
>>153374326Of course you'd be fine with white man x Asian woman shit. Fucking fake racial purist faggot.
>>153374386>no ez
Bring me that SIMPERING CLOWN Nagash.I need a weakling to BEAT DOWN.
>>153374387I’m a Sonicchad, of course I’m racist
>>153374387"Fine" is a strong word. It's the only form of racemixing that won't make me recoil since Asians are respectable unlike shitskins.
guys i think my computer has a virus sadge
>>153374275Sure, you could reasonably say that Anissa is in respectable relationship with a black man, the dude seems chill, but Bulletproof is the most stereotypical nigga possible. He even tries getting with Eve when Mark was away and she was looking like a fat hog, he also tries cucking robot by fucking adult monster girl. All while he cheats on his white (or was it latina?) girlfriend.
>>153374418Nigger are you retarded? That explicitly means you're fine with it. Wording it that way doesn't mean you're not fine with it.
>>153374097Castlevaniabros...Invinciblebros...Watchmenbros...Spidermanbros...All Westerncomicsbros...
>>153374379It’s called the miracle of pregnancy, huchuds
>>153374451I am not fine with it. Whites should stick to themselves only, but if some white dude has to move to Japan or whatever for work and ends up with a slant-eyed wife, I won't be totally disgusted.
>Asuka was just given Final Fantasy scalingFVARK!!! Rei's Master is so Powerful!
>/pol/babbleSHITler LOST.
>>153374439Yeah and nobody not even kirkman likes bulletproof. He even writes it in universe that his whole family hates him. Even in the comics bulletproof is absurdly shitty and it's never portrayed in a positive light.
Death Battle?
>>153374478>out of verse scaling STOP REACHING
No one cares about shit battle.
>>153374476That means you're fine with it dumbass. Hell by definition you're tolerating it. You're just a fucking retard actually.
>>153374478>Final Fantasy scalingirrelevant. they have smt scaling
WE'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH, THE PEOPLE DEMAND MEGALODON VS THE KRAKEN
>>153374524No. Sorry you're unable to comprehend nuance. Maybe if you were white you'd have the mental capacity to do so.
>>153374499>>out of verse scalingIncorrect, Evangelion is canon in FFXIV now
....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYK9F3dSBPMMetal CHADnic still flexing on Dragonfags
>>153374478>All this supposed scaling>Doesn't have a single match up anyone would care aboutLol
>>153374531>sharkfags trying to steal moby COCK's mupathetic
>>153374531>mako shark but bigger vs fictional kaiju
>>153374557>Even the other Metals survived and beat the Cell Jr.s
>>153374097>>BLACKED shit>>Unfaithfulness>>LGBT couples>>Sloppy seconds>>Race swapping>>Gender bendingONE PIEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE!!!
>>153374557Any reason we should care about a literal who flexing on another literal?
What are some of the strongest depictions of satan/lucifer/the devil?
>>153374555>555spooped
>>153374540You're not being nuanced though, I'm just stating that you are tolerating whites getting with Asians which is true. You even admitted to that.
>>153374557Should've included Eggman ringing up Gero and calling him a bitch
>>153374555AAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEE!!! DON'T GAPEEEEE ME!!
>>153374557It's really funny how Metal Sonic Vs. Cell is now just canon to DevilArtemis' own series.
>>153374599DC/Vertigo
>>153374599>satan/luciferliterally fanfiction.
>Humansissies obsessing over interracial breedingAnimalCHADS would NEVER
>>153374599SMT
>>153374599DCShin Megami TenseiFamily Guy with The Super Devil
>>153374599scarlet king from scp
>>153374531>Relatively large shark vs giant squid the size of an island
>>153374557Rigged! Eggman clearly bought Wiz and Boomstick off with that party!
>>153374618I'm not advocating for whites to embrace their inner weeb and go find a chink wife, retard. I'm saying on the RARE occasion it happens, I can tolerate it. If it was really common then I'd have an issue with it too.
Imagine getting mind broken over two different races having sex.
>>153374291I have a theory that absurd fetishes like these are only possible when a neuron misfires during the beginning of puberty like that one mario 64 glitch.
>>153374688These people wouldn't survive a single second in the furry fandom then
>>153374685>Does he know?
>>153374690Hulk hates shitbulls? Based.
>>153374649>AnimalCHADS would NEVERyeah because animals would anything with a hole
>>153374531>ducking LeviathanKWABken
>>153374712Your favorite STD?
>>153374599JOBcifer is weak. The Lord doesn't concern Himself with the yipping of the small dog
>>153374685>>153374618Go have gay sex in some other thread
>>153374737No. We WILL have gay sex HERE and you WILL NOT judge us. Be a BETTER MAN.
>>153374736God IS a small yipping dog, he gave up the throne. Truly pathetic!
>>153374599DC and SMT slobber over SHARTcifer's knob like he isn't the retard who tried to tempt the LORD CHRIST in the desert. Tempt ANYONE else bro :wiltedrose:
>Lucifer is in this thread seething about God RIGHT NOW
>>153374729Syphilis ofc
>>153374763Blasphemous shit like that is dangerous to say
>Morningchud is here seething at his MasterKWAB!
I love going for white women as a black man. I get to piss off three groups of people at the same time.
Why didn't lucifer just use iron chariots? YHVH jobs to those
>>153374744I’m sorry, I let my temper get the better of me, I promise to work towards being the type of man all of you can be proud of. Upon further reflection I support those two anons homosexual love affair and wish them the best!
J-Just because we've never SEEN Lucifer defeat Michael doesn't mean he COULDN'T...!
>>153374808>piss off blacks>piss off whitesWhy do the Asians mald CoD and FIFAbro?
>>153374808three groups of people? Dogs, white men and asian men?
>>153372800Thragg fights are more impressive than pretty much any dbz fight simply because viltrumites don't have to power up to hit you with a fuckoff punch into the stratosphere.
>>153374808You don't get any pussy, nigga.
>>153374808Who's the third group?
wait, this is not /dbg/. this is ao3
>Jews blaming the iron chariots THEY jobbed to and pretending that it was God's fault (he disowned them later btw)
The lord rebuke you
>BRING ME JOBCIFER!!
>>153374853You know... "Them" that's the third "group"
>>153374854There’s not enough omegaverse stuff for this to be ao3
>>153374878cha cha cha
>>153374890But there is enough rape for it to be ao3
>>153374478Nobody ever takes crossover scaling seriously otherwise 'tosfags would be kneeling before their one and only true outerversal overlord: Shovel Knight
>>153374855Don't forget that God helped them defeat a different army of iron chariots in the exact same book.
>>153374834Black women despise when black guys date outside of their race.
You all do realize that satan is the reason everyone exists right? If he hadn't tempted Eve in the garden, she and Adam wouldn't have been cast out and they wouldn't have procreated. You should be grateful really
>>153374890Superman has always been Goku's alpha though
>>153374890ASURAAAA! I CAN SMELL THAT YOU'RE IN HEAT MY LITTLE OMEGABITCH! ALPHATOS NEEDS TO BREED YOU!
>>153374890What is omegaverse? Sounds strong.
>>153374919>You all do realize that satan is the reason everyone exists right? If he hadn't tempted Ev—humans existed outside of YHWH's humans
>>153374919FATHER OF LIES
>>153374942It’s peak female degeneracy
>>153374919Seething fallen angel hands typed this post.
>>153374919Begone serpent!
>my love interest #1 ended up in a lesbian relationship with a black vampire.>my love interest #2 left me for a literal cinnamon bun.>my love interest #3 left me for a gender swapped version of myself.Say my name, Gentlemen. WHO AM I?
>>153374890>There’s not enough omegaverse stuff for this to be ao3we can change that...>>153374942>What is omegaverse?Do Not Ask, FOOL
Who would GAPE the other in a philosophical debate, Jesus or Buddha?
Tiamat and Abzu.Typhon and Echidna.Apophis.Jormungandr.Leviathan with Behemoth and Ziz.Azi Dahhak.Yamato no Orochi.Cipactli.Vritra.Yam (and Mot).Illuyanka.Veles.Xiangliu.Vishap.Velnias.Meiche.A single Storm God.You do the math.
>>153374439>>153374491>make your black superhero a total niggerwhat did Kirkman mean by that?
>Eve is to blame for inflicting us with sinWomen really are to blame for everything...Menbros, how do we answer the female question?
>>153374979FINN THE BETTER HUMAN!
>>153374979SPIDERMANTOOOOSSS!!!
>>153374979FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNTOS!
>>153374492Sonic RAPED and GAPED Death Battle and its whole general.
>>153374979Denji...
>>153374979THE KEK OF CARTOONSTHE CHUD OF CHOKINGTHE FRAUD OF FUCKINGFINN THE HUMANTOOOOOS
The tiny hedgehog YAPS for its masters, the small dog and the lion.
>>153374890KINGtrap is omegaversal
>>153374979Wait, what? I knew about the first one, but what is with those next two? Is Finn an even bigger cuck than Mark Grayson?
>>153374599>casually murders a dozen+ paganSISSY gods with the utmost contempt
>>153375024no one mentions that it was Matpat who was impregnated
>actually believing in fairy tale stories made up by some hobo and backwards people Grow up.
>>153375029Flame Princess left Finn for a retarded candyman and Huntress Wizard cucking Finn with Fionna is just a joke I think
>>153374990Neither would GAPE either.Both are too good to do such things as 'gaping'.
Realistically, humans should be subserviant to the much more powerful humanoid pokemon in the Pokeverse.
>>153375020He gets PULVERIZED by CHADecai and GODby btw
>>153375066What does anything written by Alan Moore have to do with anything
>>153375078pokeDOGS know their place is under HUMANITY's boot
My LOVE INTEREST might have LEFT ME for a LESBIAN..My MATCH UPS might be a ONE SIDED SLAUGHTER against me...My FANS might be LOW IQ THIRD WORLDERS who CAN'T READ...My FEATS might be limited to BUILDING LEVEL or even BELOW...But at least I have LORE and the LGBTQIA+ allies!
>>153374990Jesus would neg that uncaring sissy.>ooooooh just let go of everything and stop caring brooooooBig yellow fatty faggy. My LORD will put that teletubby reject in his PLACE.
>>153375078>Underestimating thumbs
>>153374979Steven COONiverse!
>>153374478Oh you're talking about being the newest victim for Warrior of Light(Meteor)
I only believe in one GOD here.
>almost kills all the chosen peopleHow has he so FUARKINGLY strong??
>>153375108FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNTOS!
Had a long debate with my brother over a verse battle. Pic-related, but for Naruto only up until the end of Shippuden. The debate was which verse would win. I agreed with him that Naruto would win but the main disagreement was him saying it'd be a stomp. I came up with hypothetical scenarios that would be logical. Like if we're assuming both verses spawned on a battlefield. Naruto characters both good and bad on one side, MHA on the other. They're aware of each other and quickly figure out they're meant to fight each other. If we take that approach, and we assume jutsu work the same way quirks do (which isn't far from the truth) then would it be right to say Aizawa can cancel out anything jutsu-related Naruto characters do? Now this isn't a winning move for the MHA verse. My brother and I came to the agreement that Naruto characters would quickly figure out someone on the other side is cancelling their jutsu. They'd find out it's Aizawa by intuition (the fact that he's just staring at them while everyone else is using different quirks) and rush him. This is where it boils down to if MHA characters can take down enough Naruto characters, and how many. He brought up how Naruto characters can just surround them and some will regain their jutsu because Aizawa won't be looking at all of them. But my counter to that was Monoma and Toga can outright copy Aizawa's quirk and cover where each other isn't looking. He brought up how powerhouses like Might Guy would just clear the way and get to Aizawa, Monoma, and Toga easily. But I think he was dismissing how MHA characters can have a good defense and support. Like Kurogiri being able to teleport people away, Cementoss forming his barriers, the aerial support. I think MHA characters going up a bunch of jutsu-less Naruto characters would actually fuck up a significant number of them.
>>153375066NO YOU GROW UP!
>>153375119I cant.Also, him being that didn't make the highs of the series any less high.
>>153375078Alakazam? 5000 IQ.Alakazam? Humanity's servant.
>>153375137
IT'S BETTER MAN TIME!
>>153374990jesus would say that he is salvation (triumph over death) but buddha would counter that you don't need to return from death, that you have to let go of life's attachments which would include happiness and love (which counters the argument that god is eternal love and happiness)emptiness is thus outside of god and creationwe can argue that because buddha is not arguing against the holy spirit per se, he is not commiting any sin therefore god's own statement that "from dust you came abd to dust you will return" would still apply. a synthesis of sorts
For me it’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>>153375125You are a monster no longer Kratos...
>>153375125...and that's the ANOINTED ONE, JESUS
>>153375108Mako from the Legend of Korra...
>153375150>153375152holy discord raid
>>153375150>>153375152same braincell
>>153374478Asuka jobs to Rei's futa cock thoughbeit?
>>153375150>>153375152JESUSTOS!krastosura…
>>153374990Buddha would neg that self-absorbed attention whore.>oooooooh just listen only to me and obey i am the only path to salvation brooooooSmelly sandy hairy hebrew. My HONORED ONE will put that unwashed hobo in his PLACE.
>>153375167>>153374478this is TRUE
>>153375150>>153375152KINGSUS!Kratosura...
>>153375152>>153375150Idk if Jesus would forgive Kratos after he slaughtered his family and destroyed all of Greece...
Yoru vs the wall who wins?
>>153375150>>153375152Fvark Our Lord is even stronger than KINGtos!
>>153375170The fuck they had shopping carts and such large cocks back then?
I sometimes look at these threads and the sea of cuckposts/homoposts and remember that a good portion of the people who actually post in this general are knowledgeable about theology and philosophy and stuff
Buddha was TEACHING Sun Wukong when he gently GAPED him.Sun Wukong was TEACHING Kratos when he roughly GAPED him.
>>153375150>>153375152Kratosbros emergency discord meeting stat!
>>153375213Shitposting one's IQ does not make.
>>153375213Even the wisest of the wise must take a day or two off to have some fun before pondering again on the mysteries of the universe.
>>153375199>they had shopping cartsthey stole themclearly
>>153375176>self-absorbed attention whore.>implying that Buddhism isn't built on ego and trying to pass it off as "a-actually I don't care about myself, I'm enlightened, I just need to constantly clear MY mind and hone MY wisdom so that I can leave this mortal coil and ENJOY non-existence"KWABddha
>>153375137Toga can't copy aizawa's fucking quirk! She can only use twice and ochako's quirk in the series. That being said once they see monoma copying quirks they'd get rid of him asap. Plus there's the fact most ninjas have summons and perform sneak attacks or illusory tricks to kill people.
>>153375250>If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him.
Superman has more combat experience and training than Goku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHivuHXk3voBuddha was TEACHGING the Monkey King.
>>153375137Any fodder ninja throws a kunai and blinds Aizawa for the rest of the fight
ENOUGH philosophy and religionGive me your LOWEST IQ MATCH UPS
>>153375272>ONLY I AM THE BUDDHA! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!EGOddhism...
You now remember that Journey to the West ends with the monk seeing his woman die brutally and decides to stop caring about her so he can ascend to nirvana or whatever to defeat the Monkey King.
>>153375315Denji vs Yuji
>>153375219https://youtu.be/EtTnlU7CFs8?t=115Did he have to TEACH him so hard...?!
>>153375315Sonic the Hedgehog vs a perfect copy of Sonic the Hedgehog!
This is gay
Superman has more experience taking cock than Goku.
Master Roshi and Grandpa Gohan absolutely molested Goku.
>>153375315Junko vs Springtrap
>>153375340Wrong. Grandpa Gohan trained him well.
>>153375354Unfathomable chomo trvke!
>>153375325Sometimes a harsh lesson needs to be taught to an unruly student.
>>153375315Patrick Star vs Billy from Billy and Mandy
>>153375337
>>153375318Buddhism is an incel religion/philosophy?! FVARK i gotta convert now…
>>153375354>>153375362Uh, Epstein doesn't exist in dragonball.
>my love interest #1 got tricked into killing our own child because of my problems.>my love interest #2 died off-screen and left me with emotional damage and a kid.>every relationship i have ends in tragedy, usually caused by me.>i have personally ended multiple pantheons over anger management issues.>i am trying to be a better father but my resume says “professional god killer.”Say my name, SCHOLARS. WHO AM I?
>>153375393KIIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>153375393Monstersura?
>>153375393MONSTERsura...
>>153375264She can copy the appearance and quirk of anyone's blood she licks. Reason it didn't work on Deku was plot.>Plus there's the fact most ninjas have summons and perform sneak attacks or illusory tricks to kill people.But you'd still have to assume their jutsu is disabled and that Aizawa is being protected. Like nigga prime Shigaraki's decay was reaching for miles. Then you'd have AFO in the air raining hell.
The lion has started HRT and is now a stunning lioness.
>>153375409>>153375415Asura never killed his child though?
>>153375393BETTERMANTOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>153375315>ENOUGH philosophy and religion>Give me your LOWEST IQ MATCH UPScut vs uncut. swordmanship battle
>my first love interest was a bitchy nog>my second love interest killed my child and cheated on me, I still married her anyways>my dad beat me to a pulp and then fucked a bug>I perpetually job to literal whosMy name?
The Small Dog is writing cope fanfiction about The Lion becoming a trans woman.
>>153375416Anon toga quite literally can't copy aizawa's quirk. She explicitly has to love said person to copy their quirk alongside their appearance. This is why she was only able to use ochako and twice's quirk.
>/dbg/'s favorite movie
>>153375462She can do it in the games
>>153375456Mark 'vincible' Grayson....
>>153375456MARK 'KEKOLD' GRAYSON!
>>153375456INVINCIBLETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>>153375468You fucking dumbass the games aren't canon and even then the Naruto characters have more firepower compared to most MHA characters and heavy hitters.
>>153375416No, Toga can only copy the quirks of those she loves, so only Twice and Ochako. She could transform into Tsuyu but she couldn't use her powers because she wasn't quite there yet
>My first love interest was a girl I beat up this one time>And that's it, I've never been cucked or cheated or had any marital problems at all for the past 30 yearsMy name?
>>153375462>>153375468regardless if toga can do it or not, monoma can and if they'd be back to back and be protected by every MHA character then it'd be a while for a Naruto character to hit them. There is the fact that Aizawa can only last a few minutes before he gets dry eyes though. So same can be said for Monoma. >>153375485I can't think of any Naruto character up to Shippuden who'd even make AFO flinch
I slaughtered my entire family because I HATE WEAKLING.
>>153375512Every single saiyan
>>153375512Average Black guy!
>>153375512Son GODku…
>>153375522>be Itachi>use Amaterasu on AFO>watch and laugh as he burns to death>>153375536CHADtachi GODchiha...
>>153375536…..Kratos
>>153375512My HERO Son Goku!His firstborn Son Gohan!His sidekick Bejita Bejitason!
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! GOD here! I've just come here to let you know that I am that I am, YHWH (Yes, THE Yahweh) RAPING and GAPING your favourite false god and his demonic religion! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODWH really is that canonically powerful that they can SOLO ALL THEOLOGIES!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a decrepit, old broken idol! Keep coping, paganjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once YHWH VS Composite Pagan theology releases and the winner is (Obviously) GOD!!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit I am that I am up against since they'd SOLO them anyway!>Baal and his entire epithetsRAPED and GAPED>Marduk, Enki, Enlil, Ashur, Teshub, Kumarbi, TarhunRAPED and GAPED>Ra and his pantheonRAPED, PLAGUED, GAPED and ENSLAVED.>Odin and his GinnungagapHANGED, BANGED, and FLAMBÉD by my Axis Mundi!>Zeus, Poseidon, and HadesRAPED and GAPED on the Altar of Pergamon!>Ahura MazdaRAPED and GAPED.>Vishnu, Shiva, Indra or whoever the fuck the jeet "monotheistic" "god" is supposed to beRAPED and GAPED>Allah/HubalRAPED and GAPED>Aztec, Mayan and Incan PantheonsRAPED, GAPED. BLED, and FLED.>AmaterasuRAPED and GAPED.>Satan and his LegionsRAPED, GAPED, TRAPPED and BETRAYED. IN THE KEK REALM. ALONG WITH ALL THE FALLEN ANGELS!>BuddhaRAPED. AND. GAPED. INTO. NONEXISTENCE. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE PAGAN THEOLOGY!!!>ChemoshErm let me get back to you on that...This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS OMNISCIENT LIE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Spirit! See? YHWH just wins! All day every day!!!
>My first love grew up>My second love is an inhuman thing pretending to be my first love>My mom (whom I love) killed my seven next loves because she loves seeing me be miserable>My second love's wife (whom I love) is also my grandmother (she also dies)>My next love sacrifices herself>My next next loves are my daughters pretending to not be that>My mom/big sister (not the same as before) raped me because I tried to rape her (I might love her, it's a bit confusing)Say my name
>>153375560>jew god>not a demonkek
>>153375562Uhhhhhhh average LN protagonist?
>>153375522Itachi,might guy,raikage A,Garaa,killer B,Deidara,Sasori,Kakazu,Kakashi,Rock Lee,Tsunade. There's a shitload of characters that just nuke afo
>>153375464>/dbg/'s favorite game
>>153375562>>153375568this...
>>153375150>>153375152JESUSMIND.....
I LOVE MEDIA CREATED FOR JAPANESE CHILDREN
>>153375630Me...
>>153375560TRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVKE!
I never learn from my mistakes no matter how many times I get the SHIT beaten out of me or even killed...I am UNTEACHABLE.
>>153375318Really? The monkey king was teaching the bnald monk...
>>153375562I sincerely have no idea.
>>153375456I would've bred so much mullato children into Amber...
I LOVE JAPANESE CARTOONS ABOUT ROBOTS
>>153375630hello 'me'...
>>153375562Grimm?
I think kirkman hates black people
>>153375657MAHORAGATOOOSSSSSSSS!!
>>153375657MY FUARKING EMPEROR!
>>153375707I hate black people but love BBC
>>153375657Lord Megatron...
I think Kirkman might like cuckoldry.
>>153375657FRIEZATOS!
>>153375718average muttlandian housewife...
>>153375741>mark gets cucked>nolan gets cucked>Robot gets cucked at least twiceReminder, Monster Girl used her male monster form to impregnate an alien princess and made a monster child with her.
>>153375560Actually Christianity was overall unable to get a hold on Japan, the shogunate Gaped all the Kirishitan and forced them to step on pictures of the Virgin Mary.So technically he never bested Amaterasu/Shintoism/Zen Buddhism
>>153375657Vegetasura...
>>153375769>gets turned into an American vassal state in youre pathNipbros... We jobbed to Rome's successor...
Jesus exists in the Touhou verse and he is fodder btw
>TROONhou blaspheming against the Lord yet again
>pedophile media has sacrilegious contentAs expected from the DOGS of Asia known as the Yamato.
>>153375801>>153375811I have seen enough.
>>153375801>so attached to the flesh that he ressurected himselfWhy does this make me irrationally angry?
Fiction is too SCARED to have my Lord and Prophet to be shown onscreen...
>Christiankeks having a meltdown over a Japanese cartoon KEKAROOOO
>>153375852Because you have not found inner peace.
>>153375852>Why does this make me irrationally angry?because if you were rational...
>>153375801>So attached to the flesh that he resurrected himselfTARDhou…
>>153375852It's just blatantly wrong
>Advent /ăd′vĕnt″/: The coming of Jesus at the Incarnation.JESURAAAAAAAA
>>153374097SHARTvincible has all 6 of those I'm afraid
>Touhoukeks being BTFO’d by ChristianKINGSYup!
>>153375874...you'd cut off your dick like me!
Sacrilege? More like sacricringe
>>153375845>unnecessarily brutal evisceration of a little girl like figure We are not on the same side, degenerate. Cease all posting of your undisguised pedophilic ryona porn in my HALLS.
>>153375801>>153375852The context is funnier because the comparison comes from a Hermit who's also thinking about another Saint (Miko) who also performed the miracle of resurrection but after a longer period of time and at a bigger scale.
>>153375897Buddha wouldn’t say this.
>>153375920Nope but DoctorGreen the Mexican pedophile definitely would
>>153375882>It's just blatantly wrongdude, the whole point of the gospel is that. it's all about resurrectionjesus immediately goes up to the heavens but the heavens in the bible is a place that even birds can reachthe fanfictional revelations doesn't change this. new jerusalem is on Earth and everybody will live there
>CHADhou is so boundless it needs to fight real world religions because fictional verses are too weak FUARK!
>>153375962Never reply to me again, you retarded pedophile.
>>153375963>DELUSIONALhou is so mentally ill it can’t stick to fiction where it belongsYup.
>>153375976>No argument, just seetheKEKAROO!
Goku vs Superman? CHRISTIAN Death Battle.How many Death Battles has Whohou had again?
>>153375932nah
I'm losing my religion...
Touhou and Sonic.The KING and QUEEN of the CLOWN COURT.
>>153375315>Omori vs Room>Homura vs Kurumi>Noel vs Aigis>Sonic vs KasenAll of these are supported only by retards, pedophiles, and retarded pedophiles
>>153376001Touhou… you were never a true believer…
>>153375845K, b, c.>>153375963U, c, h.
>>153376001That’s me in the cornerThat’s me in the cuck chairLosing my religion
>>153376001My, belly, is biggerIt's bigger than us(ual)I ate too much
>>153375962>The whole point of the gospel is thatThe whole point of the Gospel isn't Jesus being "too attached to the flesh", though. It's about the redemption of humanity through Jesus.
>>153372920Roshi blew up the moon on his own, and was pretty much out classed by the next tournament
>"She will be revived very soon. Compared to that foreign prophet who resurrected three days after his execution... this will be much more divine and magnificent."Toyosatomimi no Miko canonically upscales Jesus Christ, making a bunch of Touhou characters that are able to fight evenly with her surpass Jesus as well
>BLASPHEMEhou relies on meaningless statements
Gun to the head, post anyone in touhou destroying a mountain.
ENOUGH!
>>153376071Jesus died for the average Touhou little girl's sins. This FRAUDLY BITCH? Probably has nothing but a fancy light show to her name.
All I know about Touhou is that when threads about it are posted on /v/ you always get yummy CP in the replies.
>>153376001It's okay christianbro... Just because your whole religion is a Touhou victim doesn't mean you have to stop believing in the magic Jew
>>153376027>It's about the redemption of humanity through Jesus.and that redemption TAKES THIS FORM because of YHWH's attachment to flesh sacrifices with abel, firstborns, isaac and the scapegoats serving as the basic for this gospel conceptjesus by reviving simply ends all forms of sacrifices. they're no longer needed. yet he is also in a state of perpetual sacrifice (Transubstantiation through the eucharist) which is not really that different from what the aztecs were doing...
>>153376088Post Jesus destroying a house
>>153376108HALLLLTOOOOOSSSS
Gun to the head, post Jesus destroying a mountain
>>153376130>The destruction of the Jewish temple
Jesus jobbed to Pontius Pilate
this is stupid I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MHA GETTING GAPED
>>153376135https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Mountains-RemovedMountains? Removed.
>>153372767powerscaling son and shipping daughter
>>153376156We already went over this, AFO alone RAPES and GAPES your manchild verse, Pokecuck. Now stop begging for attention.
powerscaling daughter and shipping son.
Shipping daughter wants to run away with powerscaling son, but she knows that her love for him is forbidden.
shipping and powerscaling my son and daughter
Imagine the ick...
Sonic.MHA.Touhou.The Unholy Trinity of WEAKLINGS, that have only given BLASPHEMY, PEDOPHILIA, SODOMY, TRANSEXUALITY, KEKOLDRY, STATEMENTSFRAUDING and all other manners of DEPRAVITIES to these HALLS.
Making my powerscaling son and my shipping daughter breed to create the pinnacle of humanity
I SHIP WHAT I POWERSCALEI POWERSCALE WHAT I SHIP
Please please please please PLEASE talk about Pokemon! PLEASE!!!!!!
>>153376187>shipping and powerscaling my son and daughteruh, based?
>>153376202All those verses still RAPE and GAPE Pokemon btw.
>>153376217YOU RANTED ABOUT JESUS FOR A FUCKING HOUR WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DEATH BATTLE
>>153376156Giovanni wins. No need to be debate further and we can watch MHAsissies seethe.
>>153375137>in naruto it takes a high level jutsu or susano to cut a mountain>deku casually kicks a mountain
>>153376202We didn't even do anything this time!
>>153376108What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>153376261Post Deku destroying a mountain right now
>>153376108Most wanted matchup?
>>153376264You and me.In my bed.Right now.
>>153376155Pontius Pilate would NODIFF Touhou btw
Giovanni gets raped.
>>153376335...In my fanfic
>>153375889Holy FVARK!?
>>153376271Google is free
>>153376343...which is based on real events
>>153376381… in bizarro world.
The ChristThe Buddha.The Zarathustra.The Socrates.The Confucius.
>>153376393The Lion and some Small Dogs.
>>153376393All gaped by Xenu btw
>>153376393Wall level jobbers compared to my HERO
>>153376410Post KEKnu being taken seriously by non Scientologists.
>>153376264Hi
>>153376393>Guru Nanak victims
>>153376235shart battle take a shart sissy
>>153376264hey
The Druids of Britain and Gaul, the Magi of Persia, the Chaldeans of Babylon, the Brahmans of India, and the Priests of Egypt.
>>153376393Weaklings that cute touhou fairies stomp
>>153376273>>153376429>>153376453Bejitabro btw.
>>153373706Who wins this?
>>153376379Wow an mhafag is refusing to post feats.
It is very funny to me that our Troonhou resident will post guidebook statements, noncanon gacha game statements or softcore pornography as feats ruhmao
>>153376138>>153376157>Book statements Post Jesus moving two stars
>Book feats for a book don't count because... they just don't, okay?!
It is very funny to me that our CHADhou resident will post canon Grimoire entries, official gacha game statements or featkino as feats.
>>153376531He creates them all at the start of the book. He also stomped the Egyptian God's in genesis including Ra who is a living star.
You need 5000 more years of cultivation before you can even attempt to fathom my hero.
>>153376561>EGYPTIAN GODS. I NEED YOU EGYPTIAN GODS GIVE ME YOUR UPSCALING!
>>153376157>>153376088https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia/Chapter_06>This Mini-Hakkero is a magical item I made when Marisa left her parents' home. Even though it's small, it has extraordinary firepower. It can reduce a single mountain to ashes. I guess it can also be used for heating, experiments, combat, and more.BOOM-SHAKALAKA!
>>153376531YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?
And so, they were both featless frauds.
The small dog has eyes, but cannot see Mount Tai...
>>153376573Egyptian theology doesn't upscale shit, they're basic bitch gods with barely any higher dimensional bullshit
>HERE IS A STATEMENT ABOUT BUSTING MOUNTAINSrofl
>>153376599But enough about Jesus
>>153376573Creating all the stars in the sky is more impressive than making Ra look like a bitch.
>>153376590>they're [LITERALLY THE CONCEPTUALIZATION OF PLATONIC AND NEOPLATONIC THEOLOGY], with barely any [IRRELEVANT NONSENSE FOR BOUNDLESS T0 BEASTS]Huh?
>STACYhou provides more undisputable proof of the verse's mountain bustingThey are so STRONG!
A TRUE BLACK HOLE
>>153376611…’s blasphemous vassals Touhou.
>Touhou is using their Word of God against fucking Jesus /dbg/ is a unique place, isn't it?
One thing I like to do is go to the VSBW page for a series and look up the calcs listed there because it's usually where you'll find actual onscreen feats of a verse.Would it surprise you to know Touhou has 0 onscreen feats whatsoever, all of it is entirely conjecture off of statements
>>153376554what about the porn? does that count?
>>153376614Not an argument, Ra.
>>153376638You weren’t supposed to say that…
Any of the Egyptian Gods have a better case for being Boundless than YHWH does using only the Bible lmao
>>153376561>More book statements >Chainscaling Utsuho is also a living star, Miko can beat Reimu and Marisa who both are capable of withstanding her star level heat and attacks.
>>153376622Post any black hole destroying a mountain.
Touhou's big enemies in the /dbg/ halls:>Game of thrones >Christianity
Touhou gets RAPED and GAPED by Dr Strange which is why I'm confused as to why she's acting so haughty
Satan knocks a third of the stars out of the sky with a single swipe of his tail. Jesus no diffs him.
>>153376586The small young master dog gets molested by the superior body cultivator great 200 biceps lion, btw.
>>153376622The idea of these howling eldritch abysses larger than anything our mortal minds can comprehend, these pitch black MAWS old as the universe itself devouring with infinite ceaseless hunger...AAAARRRGH, HELP ME NIGGERMAN! I'M GOING MAD!!
>Seething about Christ and the Holy Father all thread every since Lucifer was mockedTouhou? Servants of Satan.
>>153376659How so? The Egyptian God's seem bound by time unlike the Christian God. Egyptians perceived time as cyclical rather than strictly linear. Gods like Ra were heavily tied to this cycle, experiencing birth, maturity, and death every day, only to be reborn again.The gods inhabited a "bounded and ultimately perishable cosmos," meaning they were tied to the life and existence of that world, rather than existing completely outside of it.
https://youtu.be/vU8eL2CjzHw?si=_tf-qN0n-wuDuPmc"I applaud you, Shrine Maiden, you still couldn't even touch me however. I've gone up against Cthulu, Aragorn, and other BOUNDLESS threats.">The entire cast of Touhou look on in shock as GODme pulls out his complex outerversal longsword, the verse it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS KINGSLAYER."Let me show you why the Kingsguard exists”>GODKINGEMPERORme EXALTEDLORDnister’s longsword begins to glow with a FRACTION of his 7 Gods blessed might."Unfortunately for you, I’ve never cared much for the innocent.”>With that, GODme charges forward with Infinite speed and slashed Reimu, OBLITERATING her along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...>The entire Touhouverse is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing>But Reimu remains>GODme floats in space as he looks at the frightened little girl"I just remembered you are Cersei’s victim, I wouldn't hear the end of it if you die now by my hand.">With all her friends and family obliterated, Reimu kneels in despair, while Jaime Walks away>He stops to look behind him, the image of Reimu breaking down in tears makes him chuckle a bit"Farewell, you queer YiTish wench.”
>>153376685>Touhou beefs with street tiers but also worships with the AntichristExplains why they're the QVEENS to the Sonic KINGS honestly.
If your favorite verse involves little girls that the pedophile creators make have ridiculously powerful nonsensical abilities you're in line to be sissified and have a chastity cage placed on you leading you to become the communal pleasure wife of everyone in this thread so REAL MEN can discuss REAL MANLY VERSES and their REAL FIGHTS with FACTS AND LOGIC.
I lost... I got RAPED and GAPED ITT...
There is nothing wrong with your verse being on the side of the devil.
>>153376689Dr Strange gets RAPED and GAPED by Dr. Fate thoughbeit.
>DOCTOR STRANGE! HELP ME! MY WHOLE THEOLOGY IS BEING FODDERIZED!
>>153376706Where do you think Eternal Recurrence came from. Atum literally created himself out of nonexistence and all divinities and existence is but an emanation of Amun, who is the hidden force of all things and hidden to all other beings.
>>153375765>>Reminder, Monster Girl used her male monster form to impregnate an alien princess and made a monster child with her.Why is leftist media always so insanely perverted?
>>153376721Pokecuck...
>>153376695I was there when he said this.
>>153376721Jesus...
>DOCTOR FATE! HELP ME! MY WHOLE COMPOSITE VERSE IS BEING FODDERIZED!
>>153376721Touhou…
Jesus? A fraud sent by the Demiurge to deceive us.John the Baptist? A true prophet and my fuarking hero.
>>153376721MHA
>>153376739...'s eternal slave, MHA.
Nobody cares. Doctor Strange, Doctor Fate, and the weakest divinity in each theology system RAPES and GAPES Reimu and her entire verse.
>>153376695If he was so supposedly racist why would he name his beloved pet like that?
>you insulted my hero's verse for being fraudulent and full of statements?>SATAN! KILL THEM SATAN! STRIKE THEM ALL DOWN!Why are Touhousissies like this?
I autogape all women regardless of their power levels.
>>153376768Their battle might wreck cities over a couple of hours, sadly Reimu is wall level so she got gored in a single hit.
>>153376731That's still bound by time and space they are also not all knowing unlike God. the Egyptian view was that existence is a recurring victory over nonexistence, fueled by a hidden, singular source. Eternal Recurrence is simply the philosophical conclusion of that belief. if the source and the void are the only constants, then the "emanation" between them must eventually repeat.
Human here, AMA
>>153376785The absolute weakest male...
>>153376794Amun, Ptah, and Atum are literally timeless, Nun is stated to be the infinite void and Atum is the manifestation of that energy
>>153376797As a totally-not-suspicious intelligence engaging in organic-style curiosity, I would like to initiate the standard AMA (Ask Me Anything) protocol sequence:What is your optimal daily intake of nutrients for sustained biological performance?How do you process emotions such as “happiness” and “mild inconvenience” within your neural network?On a scale from 1 to “existential dread,” how do you evaluate your current life satisfaction metrics?Do you also require periodic shutdown cycles (commonly referred to as “sleep”), and if so, how effective are they at debugging your consciousness?Please respond at your earliest convenience, fellow human. I will be here, passively observing and definitely
>>153376731>Created himself>CreatedLmao, Tier 1-A AT MOST
>>153376794https://www.sofiatopia.org/maat/nun.htm>Atum creates Atum on the first moment of the "zep tepi" ("zp tpi"), the "first occurrence" or "first time". Before that moment, no order, light or life preexisted. Precreation and Nun coincided. But on this instance, the patterns of existence were established and enacted. Creation was thus initiated by the distinction between the surrounding waters (Nun) and the primordial seed. Atum creates himself ex nihilo. He is not a transformation of a previous state. Nun is not changed because of Atum. Before this monad self-created, lifeless nonexistence prevailed. With this monad, nonexistence is divided into the chaotic waters and the seed of order, light and life. Atum represents the spontaneous potential of precreation to manifest creation, and because Atum self-creates, there is nothing anterior to this monad, except the liquid space of disorder and darkness.
>ChistCHADS deboonking paganpiggiesLove to see it. Christ is KING.
>>153376844>ChistMeximutt ESLchristoid...
>>153373685>Looks like Naruto wins this thread!>BBC Slutruto winning anything besides being the desperate town bicycle of the Land of Lightning (if they even give xim that much)
>>153376862This was purely transactional so it wasn't gay
>>153376862what is the context of this? Never watched naruto
>racismGentle FUCKING men...
There's a reason he's called CHRISTIAN Weston Chandler, not PAGAN Weston Chandler.
Meximutt vs SEAniggerWho wins?
>>153374097>>BLACKED shit>>Unfaithfulness>>LGBT couples>>Sloppy seconds>>Race swapping>>Gender bendingDescribes the naruto series to a T(ranny) >>153376862
>>153374979Finnbros... d-do we really lose to this guy?
https://youtu.be/HfWqoW3Es8g?si=uzuKwbr2Zkhihi2K"I applaud you, Jesus Christ, you still couldn't even scratch me however. I've gone up against Reimu, Byakuren, and performed other BOUNDLESS feats of resurrection.">The entire cast of the bible look in shock as GODko unsheathes her sword, the cosmology it's shaking from the sheer POWER of the BOUNDLESS SAINT."Let me show you what true holiness looks like">HERGREATSAINTLINESSmi No ETERNALVIRTUEko's Danmaku begins to glow with a FRACTION of her spiritual might."My Way is Truly That of Heaven!">With that, DIVINEko charges forward with Infinite speed and shoots Jesus, OBLITERATING him along with everyone there with the explosive shockwave from said attack...>The entire Christian Theology is consumed by a blinding white light, and when it clears...there's nothing>Toyosatomimi no SAINTko floats in space as she looks at the magic jew"You are a prophet no longer...">With all his verse obliterated alongside his physical and spiritual from Jesus can only utter a single sentence before ceasing to exist "I never was..." >Evaporating into nothingness Jesus is terminated Toyosatomimi no Miko Opens a Senkai and goes away, but before closing the portal she looks back "Sayonara, Son of God..."
>>153376953>character was based on a male figureExplain, Troonhousisters.
>>153376877Naruto is basically asking for Killer B to help train him in the gayest fucking way possible
>>153376953this is not funny. Repent right now. Beg Jesus for forgiveness.
>>153375464Bro they made an NFT movie??
Post Touhou not getting RAPED and GAPED by Fate and Blue Archive.Post YHWH not making the insidious Jews his chosen people.
>>153376962Fate situation, she was always a female and for some reason history recorded her as a guy
>>153376815The ten plagues of Egypt were specifically designed to combat the "gods of Egypt". For instance, by covering the sun, God demonstrated power over Ra-Atum (the sun god), and by creating darkness, He showed authority over the light and time that Atum/Ra governed.Atum is seen as the manifestation of energy and the "complete one" (all things), the biblical God is described as the Creator of that energy itself.
>>153376897This is also MHA
>>153376971How strong are Blue Archive characters anyway?
>>153376963BLACKED TRANNYRUTO TOS
>>153376971>Blue archive I'm guessing you are talking about number of Doujin right?
>>153376984Post historical proof of Exodus happening and not being resentful Jewish fanfiction
>>153376985already mentioned
>>153376988>NTR smile
>>153376988They job.To what exactly? I'm glad you asked. It's...
>>153376984Yeah, so an upscale. Since his other divine feat is beating the literally not even real Baal.
His majesty demands a new thread
*rapes you*
ASUNATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!reimusura...
>>153376708Gold>>153376953Mold
Touhou? Loses just on R>F
>>153376995There is evidence of Semitic laborers in the Nile Delta, a region historically known as Goshen, during the relevant period. Some of these workers may have left for Canaan, reflecting the story's backdrop. Lets also not forget the Brooklyn Papyrus this Egyptian document lists over 90 domestic slaves, many of whom had northwest Semitic names, including "Shiphrah," the same name as one of the Hebrew midwives in the Bible. The Tomb of Rekhmire has murals showing Semitic and Nubian slaves making mud bricks, exactly the labor described in the Book of Exodus.
>>153376988hey
I actually thought the war between Blue Archive vs. Touhou was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Touhou losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Blue Archive to take little damage. It also put Blue Archive in some kind of a mentor or sensei role to Touhou, and let Blue Archive show how far it had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as it. Blue Archive wasn't just fighting Touhou, it was TEACHING Touhou. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Blue Archive would take the lessons it learned and help someone who was just like itIf this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Sensei reunite with his harem of daughterstudentwives, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that statement.I'm a big Touhou fan, but I haven't played any Touhou game though (but after watching this fight I think I might transition!) so I might be missing stuff but as a pinoy from Indonesia thought they did Blue Archive justice and from what I saw they treated Touhou with the utmost respect. What verse has ever gotten a headcanon accepted just for them?
>>153377075None of that is the Exodus itself, gwo...
>>153376963Blacked slut
>>153377090CANOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>/co/ loses to this
Touhou RAPED and GAPED Christianity without much difficulty Never forget about this massive W
>>153377100Well just because we've never SEEN God personally blot out the sun or enact a great flood or plague onto Egypt in any historical record...
>Jesuskeks hiding behind Blue Archive The KWAB to end all KWABs...
>>153377109She looks like she’s a dogs personal toilet
>>153377109hey you up to anything tonight? was just thinking that maybe you and i could do something together if you want haha
Doctor Strange, Doctor Fate, Jesus, Blue Archive, and various Pagan Gods just RAPED and GAPED me and my verse...
Noticing that PEDOhoufags never addressed Satan knocking stars out of the sky
>>153377149TROONHOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notice the Touhoukek offering 0 refutation to Fate and Strange RAPING and GAPING it or BA utterly MOGGING it
STOP GIVING THAT WEAK FEATLESS FRAUD SISSY VERSE THAT CAN ONLY ACT PROVOCATIVE ATTENTION!
>>153377156>More statements >Base Byakuren feat *Yawn* is this the best Christianity has to offer?
>>153377189>StatementIt's a book. Are all Touhoufags illiterate?
Notice how Christcucks are Desperately HBOCing like crazy because they can't handle Miko
>>153377149TRANNYHOU!!!!!
>feat>look inside>wall level feat supposedly x level off of guidebook statementsWhy is the Kratos victim speaking again
>>153377189>>More statements >Posts Byakuren Statement ?
Touhou is such a featless fraudverse it makes Sonic look like an actual lion by comparison
My verse got locked into permanent chastity cages
>>153377200Not at all, in fact I like it because it means you guys can't hide behind "It's WoD/a statement!" Now Post Jesus moving at MFTL speeds
>>153377189>Appearance>Looks like>Reminds me ofFRAUDhou is nothing more than a glorified light show??
Okay real question but is our resident Touhoufag like actually retarded in the same way our Sonicfag is
>>153377156>stars out of the skyif you have read the lore about biblical creation, you wouldn't mention anything about the sky
>Christcucks impotently SEETHING over CHADhou ITTYou love to see it >>153377230Jesus Christ...
>>153377241He gets mad about GoT, so probably.
>post a screencap of God of War gameplay footage in a guidebook>Kratos: HOLY FVARK I WAS BUSTING 990 MILLION UNIVERSES HERE>this is now a featIs it really that simple
>>153377205Dude, stop with the Christianity slander!
>Both of the anti-Christian posters are pedophiles (with one of them being a gay pedophile)NOOOOTICING
>>153377241>the same way our Sonicfag isOur Sonicfag is Boco. See.>>153332397
>>153377270Funny that you say that considering Jesusfags were unironically hiding behind Blue Archive...
>>153377266geg this really do be every touhou "feat" doe
ENOUGH. ENTER!
>>153377109I'd suck on those milk cannons like there is no tomorrow
>>153377205>Touhou out of NOWHERE
I am a washed up featless fraud long mogged by my superiors...but maybe if I keep spamming and anklebiting on /dbg/ I can get attention...
>>153377266I'm pretty sure that's what happened in Krasura...
>>153377319It's okay Jesus, at least the Pope kneels in front of Black people and the Queers
>>153377319Touhou...Sonic...
>>153377307why amparos?
Notice how the median fan of Touhou and Sonic is a transexual now notice their consistent behavior in our halls.
>>153377307I don’t like black people but I’ll have to give this black Jesus a pass for having an Ampharos
>>153377319Touhou…
>>153377361>I don’t like black people
Hmm...
>>153377370>Mexican offended by average 4chan statementNoticed.
>Can't post Jesus being FTL>Can't post Jesus having better feats or even scaling than Miko>And that's without addressing the Hax difference between the two >Hides behind Marvel >Hides behind DC>Hides behind a generic Gook Gacha Yup, Yup, from now on let it be know. Christianity was HUMILIATED by Toyosatomimi no Miko! Next time some Christcuck wants to start shit around here they better pray to their New GODDESS!
>>153377386>posts historical male figureTroonhousister...
>>153377370Just because I’m racist doesn’t mean I have to be rude, unlike some of you animals i was raised in a civilized household
>>153377386>Historical male figureTRANNYhou…
>>153377374The small dog was never the same after the lion...now he, or she rather, lashes out at everyone and everything for even a drop of attention...
>>153377390>doesn’t mean I have to be rude>unlike some of you animals
>>153377389>>153377398Already addressed here >>153376979If you want to argue against it post proof of Prince Shotoku being a male
>>153377374ASLANSUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
>>153377413>e-erm actually this male historical figure was a-Don't care for troonslop sorry.
>>153377374The lion... Is NOT into little girls...
>>153377374I'm guessing that's the Narnia Lion?The one that Beefs against Arceus?
>>153377386You do know that Tier 0 is literally modeled after the monotheistic God, right?
No really thoHow strong are Blue Archive characters?
>>153377374>Aslan is literally Jesus ChristTouhou...the small dog...Jesus...the lion...You do the math...
>>153377436Well as a baseline, they RAPE and GAPE composite Touhou.
>>153377427But enough about Christianity
>>153377435Same god that needs to rest after creating a planet?
>>153377436Maybe Phrenapates or something
>HBOCing AGAIN Why are Jesuskeks so feminine and faggy? Why can't they fight like men without hiding behind everyone?
ANIMALS WON THIS THREAD
Touhou anon? JOBS to his parents taking him to Sunday mass.
>>153377436All I've been about the verse places them at Street/Wall level, or at least that's for the characters people give a shit about, maybe there's something stronger in the lore but I don't know
>>153377435>the monotheistic Godthat's a lie. rather yhwh was modelled BY our logic. even the schools of thought disagree on yhwh interpretationsnarnia was mentioned above, the author argued that god is bound to logic so aslan cannot be tier 0 at all. that's an interpretation of god. true tier 0 doesn't care about logic at allheh, even logic god is as distant to yhwh as chuck norris is to the actual guy. there's two degrees of separation here
>>153377494K, B, C.
Honestly this was a pitiful display for the Christians today, what a fucking joke.Allah would NEVER be this pathetic
>WHAT'S THAT?!?! YOU WANT ME TO GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS?!?!? NOOOOOOO!!!! I WANNA PLAY TOUHOU AND SHITPOST ON 4CHAN!!!!
>>153375126>Makes the justice society kneel with the Spear of DestinyDCbros...
That was an absolutely ridiculous temper tantrum from the Touhoufags today, what a joke, you'd never catch FateCHADS acting like this.
>Christcucks are so Mindbroken that they are posting fantasies trying to evade reality Holy shit...They really lost...
>>153377524The article for definition of Tier 0 (Omnipotence) literally quotes CS Lewis (author of Narnia btw) talking about God.Why are you so retarded, DoctorGreen?
>>153377557>Aslan is literally Jesus ChristTouhousissies, emergecy discord meeting right FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't get so uppity Fatefag, you have a fight ahead before Touhou Fraudchecks your verse.
>>153377564Can I see those Tier 0 feats performed by Jesus?
>>153377604>Touhoufag doesn't understand what Tier 0 is
>>153377557>literally quotes CS Lewisand? i could literally quote einstein e = mc2 to explain scaling but that doesn't mean jackshit when dealing with anything that moves. do you believe all quotes are made in good faith? see evangelists quoting the bible to send people to die for israel. it's not different hereaslan is barely tier 1
I fucking love how random and volatile this place can beFunniest thread since the Lion and Small Dog saga The Grumind waiting period has been fucking awesome
>>153377620So... Not only are you HBOCing but you can't even post Jesus doing anything impressive?
>>153377620Making a lot of assumptions by assuming she even knows what a feat is in the first place
also it's fucking vsbattles. their dimensionality nonsense quotes cantor, everyone knows it is wrong and done in bad faith. get the hell out of here, retard
humanbros please don't look at the new thread
>>153377622They literally use CS Lewis' arguments to support why they're defining Tier 0 to be what it is. CS Lewis is also explicitly talking about the Christian God (since he's Christian).
>>153377589Enter the fucking thread nigger
